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idiot savant who tweets about pro wrestling, tv, arsenal and the Timberwolves

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LDisciples: raising money for the pursuit of nothing budget. first two pics from my film festival debut at age 21 (I was a wonderkid!) and the last is me in eighth grade the year I became LD. No worries if you can’t donate just promise to watch one day :)
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This is my one issue with a phenomenal game in New York Times Connections. They often times try to “trick” you with a very obvious grouping but normal it’s missing one. These are four nba teams! That is a category! You can’t do that
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@NILES100 “Well how do you think they became rich?” With financial crime, hardwork, exploitation, rich parents, being a genius. I don’t know, but I promise not tipping wasn’t the big break through for their bank account!
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@MichaelaOkla Hometowns are where people go to get married, college is where people go for a good time!
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@MichaelaOkla I was like “ha, I know a totally warm color pallet shot that’ll prove her wrong” and this was it……. Lmao
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@showmetheyamz The directing was the most impressive part of Barbie and I say that as someone who loved the movie
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@JWIMYS This was shaq’s first year on inside the nba and this gets forgotten often. Charles does a Shaq impression and compared their net worth @TylerIAm
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@nickil0deon Love that he tried to play to the athlete in you by awarding the title of “coach”
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I don’t even have a Robin hood account and I’ve been on the phone with their customer service for 45 minutes because I just think this is incredibly unfair. LD is a crazy person whom will always fight for what’s right
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@MichaelaOkla Once you go to college the hometown washes off of you. College is really just a hometown disinfection experience
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@MeganBitchell Finding out the girl you liked liked you all along is literally a boys worse nightmare
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We’ve got a yak reunion on our hands!
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@showmetheyamz Honestly I see why she didn’t relate. That’s such a popular girl move omg
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@ChefGruel I feel like McDonald’s which suffered a similar issue with their prices going up for what is typically considered a cheaper option didn’t suffer as much because there’s way more people who love a certain McDonald’s product vs no one having a strong take on anything subway sells
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It’s 2008. You have a notification on Facebook. Your crush tagged you in the new photo they uploaded, when suddenly 💔…. You see that you were tagged as “the nice one” and that dick from homeroom got “the chill one” yet again. It’s gonna be a sad night
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@legallyines Born out of love 😭
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sometimes it’ll be like “magic, clippers, thunder, heatwave” see how that’s ALMOST a group but isn’t? Those are four nba teams!!!!
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@legallyines I never got this either “lmao! My ass is always either dressing fancy OR casual 😂!!!” Bro those are the main two options????
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@theashleyray Kutcher is going from the fake bottom of the heart routine while Mina is doing a pr voice. They couldn’t even coordinate the tone of the apology video :/
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@MichaelaOkla 10000% some patriarch turned out to be gay and cheated on his wife and it was the gay people who “tempted him” not just him being gay (I know this because I watch a lot of tv and movies)
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@abbygov Very realistic tho how people criticize what she is wearing even tho she is trying to save humanity from ruthless authoritarian facist oppression
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Been at this liquor store for 55 minutes now negotiating with the store owner trying to buy this cardboard cut out of The Rock. They’ve turned down my offer of $50, a promoted tweet (from KBNoSwag no less) and me working a shift next weekend. Tough customers!
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A slow moving vehicle ruined my chances at a high velocity catapult style turn that really provides shock and awe, but at least we got some nice LD commentary in there
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@NoahPasternak @Srirachachau Completely ignoring his lack of interest in hearing the joke. Balls of steel
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I really thought the lengthy, weird paragraph would get them off my tail. I was wrong. The unstoppable force meets the immovable object
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Real men, cry sometimes. Goodbye old friend. We will always have the memories
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@Srirachachau There are multiple single episodes of Seinfeld, who’s existence trump all of Tesla and Space X’s contribution. George being mad his girlfriend got the credit for buying Elaine a “big salad”? I’ll take that over a rocket ship any day
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@theashleyray Booksmart!
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@theashleyray That’s the kind of thing that gets lost in the “this generation is lazy!!!” Argument is the nonsense like this that makes people “not want to work” or “quiet quit”. We are always being asked to do more for less!
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@ThisIsTomLittle You see it’s funny because normally a human being wouldn’t be able to drink that much milk so quickly
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@theashleyray I was going nuts over this. Really ripping the rug of luxury right out from under Kerry. Can’t even take the taxi all the way home 😭
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@theashleyray Aren’t the guests doing all the work in every one of these interviews?
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@ellorysmith That bagel better have been flown in first class from New York City at that price
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“So if the wheel lands on your name, you need to get wet. Fully clothed. It’s a real hoot. My favorite is the glasses wearing producer with irrational confidence. He treaded water to defeat cancer…..”
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@NILES100 Never ever forget Elon yelling “I’m rich bitch!!!!” When he got booed for coming on stage with Chappelle, and Dave had to pretend he loved it when he’s very on the record as HATING people doing that line and impression to him.
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@ellorysmith It’s really sad. I’ve seen influencers in their 20’s cling to the idea that they still look 17 and they don’t in a very normal not at all insulting way. It’s just life!
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@JohnRichTV Can’t wait for this tweet to go viral on landlord reddit where landlords will be like “lmao greedy tenants think yards are for dogs now”
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Oh and what do you know! To all the dicks who kept telling me “that’s the point” today’s puzzle does NOT feature an obvious fifth category as every single puzzle before the nba one didn’t as well. Case closed losers!
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@CantEverDie Whenever people talk about “competition” as the great equalizer they leave out all the times competitors go “wait….. work together to screw over the customer and our employees so we make more money?”
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@KyleMedeiros_ I do love the game this is just the most I’ve ever seen a blatant group scream at you that just didn’t count at all. Great call by someone in the thread that they should have just dropped an S to make it clipper
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@dennisbhooper Even when you think it’s mental health awareness day, what company celebrates that with alcohol? Truly one of my favorites
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@danadonly This tweet and it’s replies remind me of Bill Burr’s semi recent SNL monologue because it aggressively exposes how much white women just don’t want to be the butt of a joke at all under any circumstances
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@NILES100 Wait a minute why can’t they go to bars? I know water to wine never said you can’t go to a bar
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What the fuck were these things? Like who made this very very specific scooter design invention then went “ahhh yes, this is absolutely essential to physical fitness on a National scale”
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@notgwendalupe The water fountain from Mr deeds that had Hawaiian Punch in it
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@showmetheyamz Girl, ghost that therapist
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@MediumSizeMeech the movie that’s then like “you shouldn’t be mad I had sex with her you should be made I had a laugh with her” lmaoooo
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@BWalkerSEC Trying a regional fast food restaurant you’ve never had before is one of life’s greatest simple pleasures
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@dennisbhooper One of the best soup artisans of his time!
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@katebarstool Me, a man who rarely has sex, getting fired up to weigh in on this conversation my life experiences and opinion are very wanted in
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After two years of many close calls, LD decided to give himself the best birthday gift of all today: his own pre approved death tribute. When I bite the dust one day, this is to be played for the mourning legion of LDisciples. Happy birthday LD!
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@RaphaelBW Hard to imagine that show taking place anywhere but Hollywoo
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@BKWelles @MatthewFerrari Pretty sure Chevy Chase was openly racist to Donald Glover on set. So you know. Chevy probably wasn’t right about anything and Dan harmon just had his own faults too
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@abbygov I posted this video in 2020 about the Amber Heard Johnny Depp case because even back THEN if you commented negatively on Johnny Depp on Twitter an army of weirdos would attack you. He clearly had a Pr firm doing a social media campaign for him and people are falling for it
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This tweet is from 2020!!!! That’s how long Johnny Depp or someone who supports him have been paying Twitter bots to defend him and drag Amber Heard! This isn’t real and is NOT based on facts posted in this court case
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@Casey_Jacked This was the only “negative” reply today that made me laugh
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@fiendformojitos I always pop for “and I’m here with them, all day…. Out numbered!” Betty is a child too for most of the series.
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@MichaelaOkla Ok I see this now, maybe it doesn’t take for some? This is very unfortunate. Did they pay attention in class do you know? Were they studious types?
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@NILES100 *every time a 50 year old comedian has a new special come out* “Cancel culture is officially OVER as ________ expertly lampoons the woke in a sigh the times are starting to shift!” The New York Post
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@abbygov I literally was thinking the same thing lmao
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@stacycay Not to mention it doesn’t make any sense because gendered clothing ideas aren’t naturally occurring. Human beings invented clothing and who was meant to wear them. Adam and Eve didn’t find crop tops and board shorts in the garden of Eden and learn who’s is who
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Ugh, LD had to cut a few inches off after “Corprate” Kyle Bauer laid into my unprofessional hair style post Yak the other week. “If it doesn’t look ready for the floors of Morgan Stanley I don’t want to fucking see it! Youre embarassing my brand!” KB NoSwag
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@theashleyray I can’t stress how weird it is to take a picture of a strangers phone conversation. I can’t even imagine what would posses someone to do this.
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@theashleyray It only benefited her!!!! (Out of the sibs) she literally gave Tom, Logan’s job so their kid could be in the best position as possible (as well as Shiv) like what?!
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@barstoolcarl LD is horrified at the morons who have fallen for the marvel propaganda. Batman uses an iron man suit whenever he feels like it. That’s iron man’s entire game. Batman is the world’s greatest detective and has a plan for ANYTHING. Iron man has hand cannons.
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@PatrickEireWres Not a single “this is why I want the rock vs Roman personally” just “this is money bro!”
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@theashleyray Will never understand why he thought bringing Disney channel energy to an SNL audition was a good idea
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@ellorysmith They literally all say “yeah I like having a ton of episodes to go through when I start”
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Crazy that Abbott elementary came, and dominated television and the tv networks are like “huh, what a strange aberration. A rare anomaly that will never and could never happen again: giving a talented creator a shot and resources. Anyway, what if we reboot Cheers but with Gen Z?
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@DonnieDoesWorld 😭 I read the tweet before I was the menu “wow 4 wings for $4 at an airport???? What a deal”
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@MichaelaOkla You and a himbo really scans
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LDisciples this was the day that was promised. Today is our day! I will lead you to the end of the earth
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@StoolFootball @SamiMokbel81_DM This would be an absolute disaster for the English
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Wow, Glenny balls really has a sensible solution for combining our open market with a single payer system. Very bright!
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you won't believe what they had to say!! (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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@caitiedelaney Lexapro. If it’s a girl she’ll be the trendy popular girl in an early 2000’s coming of age movie (Lexi) and if it’s a boy he’ll spend he’s years amassing a fortune and hating the world for loving Superman more than him (Lex)
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@LightsCameraPod Are we really gonna pretend there was a scene that topped this?
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@Ck4Rob @Nataa_draws @s23076033 @WtDasoiaf It’s not about “range” it’s about dragons not being naturally nomadic on their own thus that’s why dragons aren’t all over the map
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@nilbogdotgov @BrndnStrssng Yes, actually it’s pretty common with the territory because a lot of “cult” fandom type shows are big with comedy and tv writers. The larry sanders show immediately comes to mind, and the wire even, never had much in the way of ratings but was very popular with writers
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@KruegerFreddee Normally it’s slightly off, and tbh I didn’t think the basketball team category was any more obvious than two of the actual categories in this one today! But there is truth to that jumping out
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@bb_apes This summer I saw like, 23 year olds on the jersey shore boardwalk with “I <3 hot moms” shirts and I couldn’t stop thinking about how those are meant for like 15 year olds
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@BFW Gotta find a new Chick-fil-A. I stopped eating at jersey mikes all together once they knew me by name at mine
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@TradWife2049 This is either the greatest bit of all time or genuinely one of the funniest scenarios ever, either way I highly respect your grind
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@i_zzzzzz Dude I was just talking to someone about this!!! They NEVER reference fake old studio sixty actors or bits. They will always be like “this can be like Belusi as the deli samurai!!!” Which implies studio sixty has no impact!
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@thonlything A lot of these dragons were like “best friends” in others riders lives too. Vhagar, Meleys, and Carraxes all spent a lot of time together riding only to be forced to turn on each other
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@stoolpresidente lil Xan, Pope Francis, Barstool Trent
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@BarstoolBigCat First Drew Brees daughter can’t play football, now big cats daughter can’t mourn the death of her sky diving father. Tough time to be a daughter
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@Holofech What I’m saying is quite the opposite! Namely don’t list Obama, Trump, Clinton and Lincoln than not have presidents are a category
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@MeganBitchell “Cool girls drink beer” (this is a form of fermented bread water popular with males according to social norms)
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@Michelobius I mean in fairness to you and the rest of us, it’s almost like we have decades of how glen runs a team to be like “yeah this definitely wasn’t him”
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@The_Real_Bish Right? There’s been some SO close to a four thing category they’ve gotten me but I saw how it technically wasn’t one. This is straight up false advertising! You can’t have FIVE categories
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@ellorysmith Ya but according to this article, Kendal would last the most minutes 😎
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@lilsamsquanch66 Read this at first as “dude, got jumped outside my apartment” and thought someone took a shot at the king’s crown
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@theashleyray I can literally remember life before I heard the phrase. I was born in 1994. The Boston tea party must have really caught on late!
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@caitiedelaney think youre being a bit harsh to ricky stanicky here
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@BFW “There he is! Drifting lazily to the left!” “Wow this guys got some maneuvers” gets me every time
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@MeganBitchell How obvious was it that it was about you
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@JohnRichTV Spoken like another greedy tenant
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LD waxes poetic truth’s about Johnny Depp and weird internet campaigns
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For the eyes of all longtime @BarstoolYak and the LDisciples LD presents to you- KB & LD: The Initial Journey
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