LDisciples: raising money for the pursuit of nothing budget. first two pics from my film festival debut at age 21 (I was a wonderkid!) and the last is me in eighth grade the year I became LD. No worries if you can’t donate just promise to watch one day :)
This is my one issue with a phenomenal game in New York Times Connections. They often times try to “trick” you with a very obvious grouping but normal it’s missing one. These are four nba teams! That is a category! You can’t do that
@NILES100
“Well how do you think they became rich?” With financial crime, hardwork, exploitation, rich parents, being a genius. I don’t know, but I promise not tipping wasn’t the big break through for their bank account!
@JWIMYS
This was shaq’s first year on inside the nba and this gets forgotten often. Charles does a Shaq impression and compared their net worth
@TylerIAm
I don’t even have a Robin hood account and I’ve been on the phone with their customer service for 45 minutes because I just think this is incredibly unfair. LD is a crazy person whom will always fight for what’s right
@ChefGruel
I feel like McDonald’s which suffered a similar issue with their prices going up for what is typically considered a cheaper option didn’t suffer as much because there’s way more people who love a certain McDonald’s product vs no one having a strong take on anything subway sells
It’s 2008. You have a notification on Facebook. Your crush tagged you in the new photo they uploaded, when suddenly 💔…. You see that you were tagged as “the nice one” and that dick from homeroom got “the chill one” yet again. It’s gonna be a sad night
@theashleyray
Kutcher is going from the fake bottom of the heart routine while Mina is doing a pr voice. They couldn’t even coordinate the tone of the apology video :/
@MichaelaOkla
10000% some patriarch turned out to be gay and cheated on his wife and it was the gay people who “tempted him” not just him being gay (I know this because I watch a lot of tv and movies)
@abbygov
Very realistic tho how people criticize what she is wearing even tho she is trying to save humanity from ruthless authoritarian facist oppression
Been at this liquor store for 55 minutes now negotiating with the store owner trying to buy this cardboard cut out of The Rock. They’ve turned down my offer of $50, a promoted tweet (from KBNoSwag no less) and me working a shift next weekend. Tough customers!
A slow moving vehicle ruined my chances at a high velocity catapult style turn that really provides shock and awe, but at least we got some nice LD commentary in there
@Srirachachau
There are multiple single episodes of Seinfeld, who’s existence trump all of Tesla and Space X’s contribution. George being mad his girlfriend got the credit for buying Elaine a “big salad”? I’ll take that over a rocket ship any day
@theashleyray
That’s the kind of thing that gets lost in the “this generation is lazy!!!” Argument is the nonsense like this that makes people “not want to work” or “quiet quit”. We are always being asked to do more for less!
“So if the wheel lands on your name, you need to get wet. Fully clothed. It’s a real hoot. My favorite is the glasses wearing producer with irrational confidence. He treaded water to defeat cancer…..”
@NILES100
Never ever forget Elon yelling “I’m rich bitch!!!!” When he got booed for coming on stage with Chappelle, and Dave had to pretend he loved it when he’s very on the record as HATING people doing that line and impression to him.
@ellorysmith
It’s really sad. I’ve seen influencers in their 20’s cling to the idea that they still look 17 and they don’t in a very normal not at all insulting way. It’s just life!
Oh and what do you know! To all the dicks who kept telling me “that’s the point” today’s puzzle does NOT feature an obvious fifth category as every single puzzle before the nba one didn’t as well. Case closed losers!
@CantEverDie
Whenever people talk about “competition” as the great equalizer they leave out all the times competitors go “wait….. work together to screw over the customer and our employees so we make more money?”
@KyleMedeiros_
I do love the game this is just the most I’ve ever seen a blatant group scream at you that just didn’t count at all. Great call by someone in the thread that they should have just dropped an S to make it clipper
@danadonly
This tweet and it’s replies remind me of Bill Burr’s semi recent SNL monologue because it aggressively exposes how much white women just don’t want to be the butt of a joke at all under any circumstances
What the fuck were these things? Like who made this very very specific scooter design invention then went “ahhh yes, this is absolutely essential to physical fitness on a National scale”
After two years of many close calls, LD decided to give himself the best birthday gift of all today: his own pre approved death tribute. When I bite the dust one day, this is to be played for the mourning legion of LDisciples. Happy birthday LD!
@BKWelles
@MatthewFerrari
Pretty sure Chevy Chase was openly racist to Donald Glover on set. So you know. Chevy probably wasn’t right about anything and Dan harmon just had his own faults too
@abbygov
I posted this video in 2020 about the Amber Heard Johnny Depp case because even back THEN if you commented negatively on Johnny Depp on Twitter an army of weirdos would attack you. He clearly had a Pr firm doing a social media campaign for him and people are falling for it
This tweet is from 2020!!!! That’s how long Johnny Depp or someone who supports him have been paying Twitter bots to defend him and drag Amber Heard! This isn’t real and is NOT based on facts posted in this court case
@MichaelaOkla
Ok I see this now, maybe it doesn’t take for some? This is very unfortunate. Did they pay attention in class do you know? Were they studious types?
@NILES100
*every time a 50 year old comedian has a new special come out*
“Cancel culture is officially OVER as ________ expertly lampoons the woke in a sigh the times are starting to shift!” The New York Post
@stacycay
Not to mention it doesn’t make any sense because gendered clothing ideas aren’t naturally occurring. Human beings invented clothing and who was meant to wear them. Adam and Eve didn’t find crop tops and board shorts in the garden of Eden and learn who’s is who
Ugh, LD had to cut a few inches off after “Corprate” Kyle Bauer laid into my unprofessional hair style post Yak the other week. “If it doesn’t look ready for the floors of Morgan Stanley I don’t want to fucking see it! Youre embarassing my brand!” KB NoSwag
@theashleyray
I can’t stress how weird it is to take a picture of a strangers phone conversation. I can’t even imagine what would posses someone to do this.
@theashleyray
It only benefited her!!!! (Out of the sibs) she literally gave Tom, Logan’s job so their kid could be in the best position as possible (as well as Shiv) like what?!
@barstoolcarl
LD is horrified at the morons who have fallen for the marvel propaganda. Batman uses an iron man suit whenever he feels like it. That’s iron man’s entire game. Batman is the world’s greatest detective and has a plan for ANYTHING. Iron man has hand cannons.
Crazy that Abbott elementary came, and dominated television and the tv networks are like “huh, what a strange aberration. A rare anomaly that will never and could never happen again: giving a talented creator a shot and resources. Anyway, what if we reboot Cheers but with Gen Z?
@caitiedelaney
Lexapro. If it’s a girl she’ll be the trendy popular girl in an early 2000’s coming of age movie (Lexi) and if it’s a boy he’ll spend he’s years amassing a fortune and hating the world for loving Superman more than him (Lex)
@nilbogdotgov
@BrndnStrssng
Yes, actually it’s pretty common with the territory because a lot of “cult” fandom type shows are big with comedy and tv writers. The larry sanders show immediately comes to mind, and the wire even, never had much in the way of ratings but was very popular with writers
@KruegerFreddee
Normally it’s slightly off, and tbh I didn’t think the basketball team category was any more obvious than two of the actual categories in this one today! But there is truth to that jumping out
@bb_apes
This summer I saw like, 23 year olds on the jersey shore boardwalk with “I <3 hot moms” shirts and I couldn’t stop thinking about how those are meant for like 15 year olds
@i_zzzzzz
Dude I was just talking to someone about this!!! They NEVER reference fake old studio sixty actors or bits. They will always be like “this can be like Belusi as the deli samurai!!!” Which implies studio sixty has no impact!
@thonlything
A lot of these dragons were like “best friends” in others riders lives too. Vhagar, Meleys, and Carraxes all spent a lot of time together riding only to be forced to turn on each other
@BarstoolBigCat
First Drew Brees daughter can’t play football, now big cats daughter can’t mourn the death of her sky diving father. Tough time to be a daughter
@Michelobius
I mean in fairness to you and the rest of us, it’s almost like we have decades of how glen runs a team to be like “yeah this definitely wasn’t him”
@The_Real_Bish
Right? There’s been some SO close to a four thing category they’ve gotten me but I saw how it technically wasn’t one. This is straight up false advertising! You can’t have FIVE categories