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girls will be like, “i love a man with style” and it will be avoidant attachment style

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4 years

PRO TIP FOR PEOPLE STRUGGLING WITH ANXIETY: I have found it very beneficial to my mental health, especially my anxiety, to not be in a pandemic

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2 years

you might be having a bad day, but just remember, there’s someone out there who has the cilantro soap gene and at least you’re not them

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the presidents keep getting shorter and shorter preparing for sabrina carpenters administration

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47, 46, 44. 🇺🇸

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2 years

i think each week therapists should pick their most entertaining client and refund the cost of their session

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4 years

my clit watching him rub my labia majora for 20 minutes

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2 years

hear me out…life, but easier and more fun

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4 years

i was hooking up with a guy on vacation once and we got into a conversation where i shared something kinda intimate (for a vacation hook up). so i was like, now share something intimate with me. then he opened up to me about how he had a girlfriend and just cheated on her with me

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2 years

sir u are 27 years old, u don’t have a thing for “milfs” those women are your PEERS

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3 years

girls will be like “i’m the main character” and then spend 20 hours a day in bed

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4 years

when you’re trying to make a joke out of your trauma, but instead of laughing, people say, i’m so sorry that happened to you

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3 years

the two genders are march madness and summertime sadness

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2 years

we need a sexier gender ambiguous word for a significant other than “partner”

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2 years

not only are we seeing the downfall of netflix, we are also seeing the downfall of chill

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3 years

you can unfollow me, but you can’t un-have-had-a-boner for me

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2 years

2 0 2 3

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7 months

men of all heights can celebrate short king spring bc they are all falling short of something !!!

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3 years

be the party you want to see in the USA

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2 years

if u drank the original four loko, don’t forget to put on your retinol tonight

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2 years

i’m not saying you should meet up with strangers from twitter, i am saying that one did just suck my clit like a chicken wing though

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3 years

did it hurt? when you realized that trauma bonds with narcissists aren’t reciprocated by them

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3 years

if i had a dick i would name it james, the way it would be all up in that giant peach

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3 years

men will be like, “i can’t cheat on my barber” and then cheat on their girlfriend

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3 years

i love a short man, like yessss take up less space on earth you feminist king

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3 months

me and WHOOOO ???

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3 years

girls only want one thing and it’s to not be further traumatized by men

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2 years

i need something as cute as boyfriend/girlfriend sounds

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2 months

when i see a hot woman i say thank you

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2 months

There is no need to be doing this at 51 years old 😑😑

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3 years

asking “whose pussy is that ?” is a HIPAA violation

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4 months

u seem like u like cruises (derogatory)

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2 years

i hate when i get therapy confirmation messages when i’m out doing hot girl shit… i am on a boat, i am NOT mentally ill

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okay so i’m doing a science research project for class and i need to find out if i look sexier with my panties normal or pulled down. my grade depends on it !!!

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3 years

an app that pairs men with a humiliation kink with women who need to learn to be more assertive

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3 years

i love how a lot of baby clothes come on little hangers to remind you of the other option

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2 years

imagine if teeth were soft and only got hard when you’re hungry

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3 years

tbt to when i had eye surgery and my bf didn’t ask how it went ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ʰᵒᵒᵏᵉᵈ ᵘᵖ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉᵃᶜʰ

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1 year

i really see no benefit of being on time for work… what does that do ?? makes me be at work for longer

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3 years

the seventh wheel is crucial for the safety and stability of the vehicle

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1 year

a guy was talking about the girl he’s seeing and i asked to see a picture of her and he literally lit the fuck up & showed me a bunch of her and also showed me him with her family & said “okay last one i’m gonna show you” 3 separate times & god this shit always makes me feel ways

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3 years

he was one of 3 guys i made out with at a party 7 years ago

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3 years

deleting the apps becauss i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (being mistaken for an italian pop sensation on my school trip to rome)

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8 months

@maliktheoracle watching it took my virginity

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1 year

i once started dating a guy and told my therapist i was scared to date him because what if we broke up and then i saw him on tv, she assured me i shouldn’t be worrying about that…WELL KATELYN R U SURE ???

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2 years

being on my close friends list is not a privilege, it’s a punishment

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3 years

asked some guy his name, he said “omg, i’m super embarrassed by it… it’s brandon”

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3 years

today is the shortest day of the year, everything reminds me of him

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she said damn you really left me on a cliffhanger, can’t wait to hear what happened next 💀💀💀

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3 years

if your vibrator dies while you’re using it, you are considered a widow under the law

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3 years

so true bestie

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2 years

whora the explorer

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2 years

traffic circle rule is person with the wettest pussy has the right of way

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soooo sleepy if u even care

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1 year

timeline asleep ??? i don’t understand horse feet at all

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2 years

in all seriousness, BE CAREFUL !! some people are dangerous, catfish, or worst of all, bad at eating pussy

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@mrsballs69 dry humping is so important

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2 years

we talk a lot about women’s biological clocks but not about white men’s biological clocks (declining physical appearance by their mid twenties)

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1 year

QB Truther

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In honor of buzzfeed shutting down, quote with a tweet they stole from you and put on their website

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@jennifermerr I feel like a lot of people who don’t wear masks also like country music

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3 years

i just wish men would go to therapy

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1 year

i’m so hot he forgot he was antisemitic

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debate THIS

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@TheEpicDept Yeah I was like, thanks so much for sharing

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10 months

target bathroom they are closed

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3 years

everyone my age is getting married and having children, and i’m just here getting hotter, which is arguably more important

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4 years

a stimulus check is when you ask her if she came

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3 years

aww 2016 reminiscin’ with 2/3 of my most bestest roomies

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@GadirH Because m*n are THE worst

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3 years

y’all look at the jumpsuit my friend gave me because she didn’t like the way it fit her and also look at my new boots and also look at my new sunglasses

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im gonna be honest, i asked two ppl if this was hot enough to post on my insta story and they said it’s cringe if i post it myself so i made my friend post it so i could repost it and i just felt like i could be honest with all 20k of u in a way i couldn’t be honest on insta

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1 year

no it’s girlfriend who is hotter and funnier than boyfriend and boyfriend who is just happy to be here

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2 years

i let him bust inside me on easter so his sperm can go on an egg hunt

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Ahhh I love you all! It’s a really hard time for a lot of people right now so call a friend and just tell them hi! Also be nice to people and donate to charity if you can! Here is a U.S. hotline for mental health 1-800-950-NAMI (6264) and suicide prevention hotline 800-273-8255

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3 years

8 million years ago a chimpanzee mutated and now i got to work for the rest of my life

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6 months

if the moon can block the sun, u can block your ex

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4 months

i’m a girl’s girl so i’m tagging everyone who likes this in the comments so u can see if your man’s acting up

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3 years

my mental illnesses didn’t get the memo that i’m carefree and easy going and fun

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i’m so jealous of this guy at the deli because he’s having a great day (he has a crush on me and I’m also at the deli wearing a thong bikini and see-through sundress)

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hear me out, what if they made men hotter ?

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matt rife might not see your tweets about him being a weird looking misogynistic loser comedian, but other weird looking misogynistic loser comedians might so keep tweeting

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i’m so sick of doctors and scientists and three-legged dogs and nobel peace prize winners and environmental activists going viral and getting recognition. most of y’all are gonna just scroll past this, but could a hot talentless half-naked woman get some attention for once ?

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reminding men that this isn’t my natural nose before they cum inside me

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3 years

i look like i’m fine, but deep down my left labia is hanging out of my thong

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4 years

@yumpeaches @TakeForGrantd Just turned 25, not too happy about being almost 30 :(

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3 years

tbh someone not being a coffee drinker is more of a red flag to me than multiple felony charges

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2 years

they should have an app for couples that’s set up like a dating app but you just get to judge other couples for fun

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3 years

don’t beat yourself up for not being able to accomplish basic tasks, somewhere in another multiverse a 13 year old is doing a terrible job controlling your sim

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3 years

happy father’s day to my ex’s dad, u were a great fuck

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tomorrow is my two year anniversary of finding out my college ex cheated on me with my bestfriend… tomorrow should i drop the screenshots of me finding out ??? 🙈

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maybe rudolph’s nose is red from eating some period reindussy

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