Stuart Ashen @ashens Twitter profile

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Stuart Ashen

9 months

I've been making YouTube videos for almost 18 years. Time to try something I've dreamt of since even before then. Announcing: Our new horror film, Turn Back. Give it a look - all clicks appreciated!

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Stuart Ashen

@ashens

3 years

In case you didn’t know, there is a Screwball Scramble “Level 2” and it CONNECTS TO THE FIRST ONE

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5 years

Somebody needs to hit this fucking thing with a shovel

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2 years

F O L K H O R R O R

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4 years

WARNING: This image can cause crippling nostalgia in British people of a certain age

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3 years

Bad news: My oldest friend made me a chess table that glows in the dark, but he didn’t make you one

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5 years

FUCKIN CHRISTMAS INNIT

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6 months

Holy shit - for the first time ever, this may actually be the exact same type

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6 months

@ashens Think I found the brown sofa @ashens

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4 years

Please be aware

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2 years

FUCKIN CHRISTMAS INNIT

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5 years

My YouTube channel is 13 years old today. So there.

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3 years

My YouTube channel will be 15 years old around 6pm tomorrow. I may hit half a billion views tomorrow too. Blimey.

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5 years

FUCKIN 2020 INNIT

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7 years

FUCKIN CHRISTMAS INNIT

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6 years

FUCKIN CHRISTMAS INNIT

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4 years

Felt cute so took a selfie

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7 years

FUCKIN 2018 INNIT

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4 years

FUCKIN CHRISTMAS INNIT

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1 year

The devil’s tower begins to fall

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3 years

FUCKIN CHRISTMAS INNIT

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Stuart Ashen

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6 years

Fuck

TotalBiscuit

@Totalbiscuit

6 years

John Peter Bain July 8, 1984 - May 24, 2018

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1 year

I was 14 years ahead of the curve on this one

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2 years

FUCKIN 2023 INNIT

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4 years

The bidding starts at £500

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Stuart Ashen

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10 months

We meet again

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Stuart Ashen

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5 years

Please remember that a Baby Yoda is not a suitable Christmas gift. They require a lot of looking after and if left unattended may choke MMA fighters. And they may be cute now, but in a few hundred years they’ll grow up to speak object-subject-verb and be in horrible prequels.

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7 years

It's started. The beginning of the end

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3 years

FUCKIN 2022 INNIT

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4 years

FUCKIN 2021 INNIT

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6 years

Yes

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2 years

W T F

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4 years

Having your work inexplicably downgraded by a mathematical algorithm is bad enough on YouTube, let alone for your fucking A-levels

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5 years

Hard to believe this bundle of handheld joy is 30 years old

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6 years

FUCKIN 2019 INNIT

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6 years

Today is the 12th anniversary of my YouTube channel. Blimey.

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7 months

FUCKIN CHRISTMAS INNIT

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5 years

ERROR ERROR

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@xxNicola1990x

5 years

@ashens Love the irony here 🤣🤣

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4 years

Please heed the words of Chef Excellence in these troubled times

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2 years

The Ashens channel is 16 years old today. It can now legally apply for its own passport, drive a moped, and buy Premium bonds!

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7 months

FUCKIN 2024 INNIT

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7 years

Apparently if I press this button someone will bring Play-Doh to my house. This is not the future I expected

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Stuart Ashen

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6 years

Thanks guys x

Poundland

@Poundland

6 years

@ashens @Togglejam Ashens, I promise you we’re not going anywhere 💖

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6 years

Are you OK Funko designers? Blink twice quickly if you need help

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6 years

We hope your Tuesday is EGGcellent! #LikeTheEgg #EggSoldiers #EggGang

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6 years

Fucking hell

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7 years

Bad news - this year's advent calendar videos with @DanNerdCubed have not been cancelled and will be uploaded each day as usual. Our apologies.

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5 years

2009 vs 2019

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6 years

RIP Mr. Chuckle

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4 years

Tomorrow: SOCIALLY DISTANCED ADVENT 2020 BEGINS

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5 years

Coming soon

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Stuart Ashen

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6 years

Er... Really?

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6 years

To confirm - it's PoundWORLD that's in trouble, not PoundLAND. Poundland will live in glory for another 500 years.

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Stuart Ashen

@ashens

4 years

Not guilty

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@itvanglia

4 years

Apologies if you're eating right now 🤮 The @norwichfoodbank has received a donation of a tin of fish that was more than three decades out of date:

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Stuart Ashen

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6 years

Just realised the only video of mine in ages that YouTube hasn’t automatically limited ad-wise features Poundland viagra and me saying my dick fell off

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5 years

Penguins are unicorns now. Pass it on

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5 years

It arrived this morning! After 2 months! And it’s tiny!

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Stuart Ashen

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6 years

This new logo explains things a bit

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Stuart Ashen

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4 years

Ashens on YouTube has now hit over 1.5 million subscribers. That's more than the populations of Estonia and the Channel Islands combined!

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1 year

@thetomska @YouTube It’s like playing a sport where half the rules are secret and constantly changing. Another 5 years and it’ll be Calvinball

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Stuart Ashen

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4 years

HELLO. 7 years in the making, here's the first teaser for Ashens and the Polybius Heist. Do give it a watch and share with #Ashens2

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7 years

"Although your video has now had 95% of the views it will ever get, so you will get no money for it whatsoever!"

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Stuart Ashen

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5 years

@GavinFree The original names for Snap, Crackle and Pop

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5 years

Oh my goodness

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6 years

Got a new iPod

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4 years

Please note this important update about the release of Ashens and the Polybius Heist.

Ashens Movie

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We have important news to share with you

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Stuart Ashen

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4 years

Welcome to my nightmare

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Stuart Ashen

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2 years

Train news: the gap between seats is now so small I physically cannot fit my legs in

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2 years

@TheWeebl @QuornFoods Unbelievably brazen. Burn them with law

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5 years

@RichNeville Aw man, that’s my thumb. And my video. Attribution and all that

Poundland Special 2

You'll like what they do, 'cause everything's a pound in Poundland!

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Stuart Ashen

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4 years

Reasons to watch the Polybius Heist teaser: 1. @bobbyllew (Red Dwarf's Kryten) wears a hat made out of lightbulbs. 2. Myself, @DanNerdCubed and @elisnoid model some of the worst jumpers ever seen. 3. @MrBarryLewis FINALLY makes his cinematic debut!

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Stuart Ashen

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5 years

Further proof that @Poundland are magic - I needed 32 pens for a thing tomorrow, and they sell EXACTLY 32 pens for £1.

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4 years

He's not a Robot He might be a Cop It is a Pointless Nothing

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A RoboCop prequel series is in the early stages of development, but it won't feature RoboCop.

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5 years

I wish

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5 years

Hey @ashens , have you bought a Nanica Smitch yet?

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7 years

WHY HAS THE WORLD BECOME SO BROKEN

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7 years

@Ashens Look. It's your favorite!

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6 years

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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5 years

Paint colours are getting increasingly bizarre. Who has a room specifically for sulking?

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7 years

The texture on this hotel chair hasn't loaded yet

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Stuart Ashen

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2 years

Are you at MCM London? Do come say Hello

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4 years

An important message from the Commodore 64's Dancing Monster

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3 years

This message got cut off at exactly the right point to give me a minor heart attack when I caught it out of the corner of my eye

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4 years

Just found out a 9-year-old video of mine is trending on Reddit. AHEAD OF THE CURVE BY NEARLY A DECADE.

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5 years

@AmazingPhil Polyester Lester, then you can wear tracksuit tops forever!

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Stuart Ashen

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5 years

To honour the 30th anniversary of the Game Boy I shall be playing it as Satan intended @gamesyouloved

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Stuart Ashen

@ashens

6 years

I've put together these Twitch emotes so far. Anything else you'd like to see?

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Stuart Ashen

@ashens

6 years

Aw Stan Lee :(

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Stuart Ashen

@ashens

4 years

Coming soon: CONTENT

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Stuart Ashen

@ashens

6 years

Ashens and the Quest for the GameChild will be back on YouTube very soon. Uploaded version will be an 18GB file used for the Blu-Ray with improved colour grade, sound mix and some extra scenes.

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Stuart Ashen

@ashens

4 years

It's 7 years to the day since we released Ashens and the Quest for the GameChild. And we'll be carrying out the Polybius Heist well before the year is out.