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A week or so ago my Dad and I were eating at a restaurant and my dad called our waiter over and was like “what race are you? My son and I were speculating”

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some guy is posting pics and video of a mexican pirate attack in the maritime general on /n/ and its kinda awesome...

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@runkoomf @ShitpostRock you are a natural born assassin…. imagine this is how u find out

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He was an anthropology undergrad under Margaret Mead in the 60s, now he’s in the off-color remarks period of his life, sometimes called the second adolescence. Ultimately the family that practices racial science together stays together….

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@colourvoidwhere I thought he reminded me of some Kazakhs I know. He was actually Cherokee. My Dad happened to be reading a book on Cherokee archeology at the time funnily enough

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@badgermale Yes we must normalize soliciting genealogical information from strangers to promote interest in anthropological studies… I must get to the bottom of which accident of history created these people…

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@Hashim__Shariff “Left the calipers at home 😔”

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"Selling alt-accounts with accepted Landshark follow requests. 200$ each."

The Brazen Head of Sylvester II ✊

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Tell him to let me back in

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@xbtGBH same genre of image:

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@BullOfHeaven2 He unironically had what we call adhd today

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@GranTorinoDSA “white powew” 👼

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I add this too. lost some quality making it into a gif for twitter

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@LandsharkRides I would do it for u mr. Landshark

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@TNDraper1488 @LandsharkRides Cherokee

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the state should have a program to provide 20 yr old high iq adhd guys with free secretaries if they want one

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Mises makes an interesting observation that leftists tend to interpret capitalists bribing politicians as evidence that capitalists are controlling country, but in reality it is those who are accepting the bribe who are truly in control. I think this is perhaps true of all bribes

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@coldhealing “your honor… cant this trial go on a little while longer? we are having so much fun”

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@realRaegenhere *romantically drapes drive jacket over her shoulders*

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@DeuceDimes Imagine if he wasn’t Cherokee but was instead just kinda weird looking… it’s kinda like asking a woman if she’s pregnant. Also the whole “we’ve been scrutinizing your appearance over here” aspect Personally I wasn’t offended exactly I was just embarrassed at the time lol

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@greentexts_bot these would not be insane standards 200 years ago

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@Adnan42017 so true

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@edwardtoronto @nytimes you are literally mad at him for NOT doing that

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@coldhealing They gave up on life

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@deusguilt complaining about a woman being narcissistic is like complaining about a river flowing downhill

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@eigenrobot Is he really blaming Trump for the 2020 crime spike? 😐

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@IuRgayLoLI @Ginko_02 There’s a word for people like that in Boston..

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I feel like there should be more of a folk music culture on the internet. Imagine ballads about old forum arguments, cautionary tales of foolish autists run amok put to music…

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Urinated outside my house ONCE, caught a burglar that night, police K-9 unit got distracted searching for him, found the piss spot, asked me if I had been outside that night and what I was doing… DONT piss outside you WILL have to explain this to the POLICE

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Been regularly urinating outside and it's done wonders for my mental health.

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@MatthewTheStoat bragging about like, being vaguely associated with David Bowie 30 years ago was not a great look

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@BenRatkaj Reading this tweet from the kids table at thanksgiving dinner (im 25)

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@BlighttownNIMBY @chickenpaprika Nobody was ever happy

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@Bumblebee20212 @mossacannibalis Shes sitting next to a celebrity 🫣

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@wayofffem @dyingscribe

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Sometimes you see young guys romanticize the sea and such, sometimes older guys will react to this and say the sea is actually a terrible, awful trying place, but this is also secretly another way of romanticizing it…

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The fact that Cape Cod is in such a shape that it obstructs the path of migratory sea life and beaches them in need of assistance on the doorstep of one of the most high strung neurotic conscientious altruist progressive populations on earth is quite possibly providential

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@maplefritos @telmudic to be fair shes a pilot despite being black

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Considering the term "unfathomable" in the context of a fathom, a unit of measurement specifically for water depth. Consider dropping a lead weighted rope and not feeling it hit the sea floor beneath you, dangling endlessly below your vessel. That is an unfathomable depth...

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@FischerKing64 one time I made friends with a dominican by saying "at least its not Haiti, right?"

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neolithic lifestyle schedule (conceptual, do not attempt) 6 am: wake up, eat breakfast 7 am: build megaliths 7pm: eat dinner, go to bed

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wondering if maybe the cvs cashier girl with weird teeth might think I’m somewhat mysterious for paying in cash

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A good bro of mine is with the navy in the Red Sea, probably fighting Houthis right now… plus he’s dating one of his superiors… went on a date with her in Spain on their way to kill tribesmen… can’t even call it a concept it’s his life…

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kids in 2017: owning cute rabbits for fun kids in 1917: rabbit grindset free money rabbit coin

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@cassinnk @ShitpostGate

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Yacht collisions are the REAL cause of the increasing polarization of the American people, not "the internet" or "the economy" or other meaningless stuff

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@coldhealing fending off girls in the nonfiction section while I look for something racist to read

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Watching my Albanian coworkers instagram feed. It’s mostly videos other Albanians took of themselves driving. #anthropology

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@eigenrobot *twirls hair* “u know… gain of function research is really sexy… whish I knew someone who worked on that haha”

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One time when my uncle was at maritime college him & some other students were on a cruise in Greece. They all got drunk one night, found one of those tiny european cars, picked it up and tossed it over a cliff into the sea

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@reparationisha @Mochak123 it wasn’t 15 minutes

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Engine failure on the boat and high turbulence I can’t help but smile I love conflict and chaos I want life to be interesting

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@lunariawa @ShitpostRock I think the murders were also technically crimes

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@SCHIZO_FREQ norwood 3 tweets

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@coldhealing “the noble worker”

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@TNDraper1488 @LandsharkRides I thought maybe central Asian, he had a slight epicanthic fold, tawny is skin, reminded me of a Kazakh….

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@kunley_drukpa @AbsoluteMeasure These carolers are in a very peculiar neighborhood this year

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Its kinda weird how during the 2016 kek worshiping fad as far as I know nobody ever pointed out that in Aristophanes play “the Frogs” the frog chorus would say “brekekeks-koax-koax” literally frogs keking with laughter

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@eigenrobot …

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@KarlReiter5 @CoalAgePervert Reading Kaufmanb squirm about this in a footnote was funny cause N is namedropping Aryans on the preceeding and following pages lol

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@thuleanrevenant @PolemeloD *click*

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concept: you pull up to the warf at 8pm after a long day of dreary November squidding and go stink up some local Nantucket bar in your fish clothes

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I feel like maybe Mt. Everest should have a little hut on it's peak...

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@royllovians @majortom_07 it is an “ethnolinguistic” category, it has a racial component, saying otherwise is totally disingenuous. It would be like saying “Aryan” or “Indo-European” is a linguistic category with no bearing on racial or anthropological history

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new & old. could the second age of sail be near….?

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@LRH_Superfan that was not very bon matin of her

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@LRH_Superfan Makeup has a similar dynamic for women, it is seemingly more intrasexual than intersexual despite its reputation as the latter

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@eigenrobot Ok since you are clearly fishing for this question, what was the third?

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@Atlanticesque It's great but it should be like 5$

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Dream job: 1730s counterfeiter folk hero who just prints free money and gives it to his friends and gets away with it even though everyone knows what he’s doing because there’s a currency shortage and he’s too popular to be arrested

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@remnantposting “wow now I can watch it 5 times to catch all teh epic eadter eggs!!”

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@FedRespecter12 @writriverdale if you remove all of your toenails you wont have to clean under them anymore

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@paul_hundred @The_WGD trusta le plano

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Local bookstore has a 450$ signed copy of the Passing of the Great Race and have stuffed printed out wikipedia articles about Madison Grant laden with accusations of “scientific racism”behind the front cover.

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@Martposting global holy roman NATO

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@TheSamuraiMike2 @CaudilloXIV Sounds like you look when you pour

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@DucDeVinny So crazy reading latinxers going on like “oh mi abuelita so strong she beat me with shoe for no reason xd” like bro that’s an old woman a 14 year old boy should be stronger

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@tallsnail manlet alert 🚨

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@LandsharkRides They need someone with experience to pick for them a good starter race to focus on. Someimes pleople stumble into expert level racism right away and get burnt out

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cool how my pc doubles as a space heater

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@VLONEPREDATOR Pilgrim I feel like you might be blasian

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@RealShinyDummy @NiroWolfy @ipostlqmemes 2006

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I’m interested in an unusual grammatical construction Edmund Spenser would sometimes use as a past participle, “y-“ like “yspent”,“yrent”. Very unusual to use a prefix this way… I cant find any info on this

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@69dogecoin "..."

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@LandsharkRides I saw a guy on the boat yesterday getting escorted by police, recently arrested for having illegal firearms, ketamine and prostitutes on his yacht. his shirt said “~pickle rick~” on it but he was like 60. lascivious freak or libertarian excellence?

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@TheSamuraiMike2 @ChiseHatoriLove And where did that get him? Playing half-life anyway

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@Paracelsus1092 Woke up for one last bout of racism… philosophy can show is how to live…

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Talking to an old Nantucket aviator and he’s telling me how air traffic controllers all “smoked like fiends” and got heart attacks back in the day. He’s also ranting about Reagan firing thousands of them for illegally striking as government employees.

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“Kill tennis players. Strangle tennis players. No witnesses” - Michel de Montaigne

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@LandsharkRides There was some clip of him on a talk show going around on here a few weeks ago and everyone was saying "Trump is clearly the most comfortable around black women, that is when he is in his element". Real and true

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@LandsharkRides my favorite random wikipedia note was the fact that Edmund Spenser once asserted that “Guelph and Ghibeline” were etymologically derived from “Elf and Goblin”

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if I owned a bar like my grandpa id put endless family guy + mobile game gameplay videos on the tvs

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It's funny to me how kids really like horror media even in this infantilizing society we have. Courage, slenderman & Freedy Fazbear..... Grimm's fairy tales were probably much more popular than their watered down modern versions

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@CoalAgePervert The suffering he endured from countless slenderman jump scares molded him into a superhuman

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@LandsharkRides Someone jumped off a squid boat off nantucket a few days ago and they havent found the body. Possible suicide but its hard to say... I was listening to coast guard radio that night conducting a search for him. A poetic way to kill oneself, a dark sea is like death, feels endless

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@sebjenseb It will be so easy to conquer

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@SperglerAcolyte this is literally how Galileo felt dealing with the Catholic church…. universe tummy erotic…

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@costin_eats This is not the groyperous phisique that was reported to me.....

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golden-boughpilled watching a thirst-quenching blood-filled lone traveller walk right past my parched ahh farm like he isn’t an embodiment of the corn spirit

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