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@Khalvin008

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I escaped the cave. I create internet toys out of spreadsheets, dad jokes, and spite. Getting offended is something privileged people do.

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Joined October 2017
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@Khalvin008
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@TheBillWells @engineers_feed If you never say what shouldn't need to be said. No one ever hears it. For example. You should explain things you think are obvious so that they actually become pervasive instead of secretive.
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@Qurandale @DudespostingWs She ruined the relationship. Don't excuse her behavior.
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@HazelAppleyard_ She is married to her social media. Not him.
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@TheStrxggler Wait. I thought the appeal of Azula was that she was an unredeemable monster. Unredeemable to the point of rejecting redemption multiple times.
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@Khalvin008
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@DocStrangelove2 The range is cheaper than the lawsuit.
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@fasc1nate Guys, it's bamboo. It grows super fast and it is grown worldwide. Please, stop the spectacle. It's an overgrown stalk of grass.
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@Bolverk15 It means : "Cash register noises"
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@VanessaR61 @catshouldnt Its really not. Lighten up.
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@DelusionPosting *image of daughter eating with her mother and father. Leftist: "This feels wrong. Where's the sex?"
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@Ostrov_A @rogerwaters You are a clown. This album is older than the internet.
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@greentexts_bot Ive been here. Funny how quick “kill it!” became “why’d you kill it?”
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@CalltoActivism No! Not a man! Talking to a woman?!
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@SouthlandPost To the college? Report him to the police.
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@greg16676935420 @InternetH0F The only honest answer.
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@libsoftiktok Leftists: "You value things over the lives of these poor helpless looters." Rightoids: "Yes."
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@fasc1nate You can’t intimidate that which knows not fear.
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@greentexts_bot My dude will realize it will become an eternal teasing prompt amd therefore endearing. Put a ring on it already.
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@WomenPostingLs I love when women are upset for getting exactly what they demanded.
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@GraduatedBen Is rescuing wildlife really a white-people thing? Seems more like a human thing.
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@greentexts_bot Imagine getting exactly what you want and still being upset. God forbid he contributes to his own existence.
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@HarmfulOpinion “Women discover clothing” is quite the headline.
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@ShitpostGate Freezers are a life saver.
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@MrYGuy2 She went into easy mode expecting an amount of gameplay greater than 0. I can understand this disappointment.
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@Rothmus Leftist: "Circle K doesn't hire pedos!" Centrist: "Thats goo~" Leftist: "That's bad!"
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@dissproportion “Makes me think you weren’t even listening.”
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@Rothmus In two generations we would belive 20% just never learn to walk and that’s just science.
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@Aids_BC @cafreiman Not even satire. Socialism is to economics what flat-earth is to geology.
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@stillgray They should be charged as if they stole the painting and it was unrecoverable. They won't be. Justice left this planet along ago. But they should be in jail for a long time.
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@greentexts_bot It was an excuse to escape his dad. Thats what he claimed in the film IIRC
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@InternetH0F Like most racist ideas, it's not based on any reality.
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@insultsrare When Ford announced this. It nearly ended his company. At the time a 6 or even 7-day work week was the standard with 10 to 12-hour shifts being common. Everyone, including his financiers, thought he would tank the company. But sure socialists. Boo him or whatever.
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@NiohBerg Did her father or husband give her permission to post this?
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@Rothmus Modern Journalism: *Make a blatantly ridiculous claim. * Spend three-fourths of the articles regurgitating a poorly written essay * Spend the last fourth reminding the reader the blatantly ridiculous claim is only a claim. Not a statement of fact.
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@RangerRiox @Qurandale @DudespostingWs As we have only this state I'm assuming he pressured her to be honest with the ultimatum that he would spill the beans if she didn't. Seems the most likely scenario. I'm not excusing the father posting this online for praise.
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@justeetfranc @Every1Clapped Your losing a civil war against yourselves. Sit down.
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@greentexts_bot Newton: Drafts thoery that so accurately models reality it is used to predict almost everything. Anon: “Oh yea?! Well energy sounds gay as fuck. Debunked nerd!”
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@OldMemeClown Modern problems demand modern solutions.
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@stablestrategys Wait until they find out such mop heads are also machine washable.
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@reddit_lies Leftist: "Our wage slaves shouldn't get a vote." Centrist: "Uh, what?" Leftist: "Did I stutter?"
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@susanzhuangnyc “Yea! How dare these men get housing and food? Don’t they know we have make sure actual people get housing and food?!”
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@greentexts_bot Lord I pray Tyrone will reach his 5mil and be able to retire this year. Amen.
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@BenMcCulley @JackPosobiec Thats the graph she is complaining about. The graph is not ratios or per capita. Its just raw numbers. Using the OP’s example. 4 whites commit crime while 35 blacks commit crime. Total. Her lie is to claim percentages are being factored. They are not.
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@HumansNoContext It is not the fault of the student the test is not clear.
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@Mr_Krolm Someone lying to you about their own needs is not in any way indicative of your own virtue in the relationship. It's a red flag for people to deceptively test you in spite of you directly asking for communication as to their needs and desires.
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@mask_bastard @BenStiller The point of the character was to lampoon the very people that are upset.
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@Trey_Explainer “Hunter in ghili suit scares train passengers” just isn’t as catchy a headline.
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@NewUnion76 @GathererSkull “Their not feds, it’s so obvious” Source: Trust me bro
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@greentexts_bot You have to participate to.. you know, participate. Next time you get cut off, kindly remind the group you were speaking and then finish your statement. You teach people how to treat you. Be kind about it and you'll get the respect you ask for.
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@thedailybeast "How dare he play a clip of someone saying something awful."
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@harford117 @JesseKellyDC Watching leftists cry about the Pride flag being defaced, after spending years cheering about the American flag being "disrespected" is some delicious hypocrisy.
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@reddit_lies A reminder that Reddit went full inquisition agaisnt Conservatives starting 2017. Probably related.
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@ImConfusdAsBuck @RespectfulMemes An audible test probably.
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@LavenderGhast Gaming has always had a complex around its perception. "We don't make toys." "Our work isn't just fun. It has meaning" "See, girls can play too." and now "We aren't what we used to be." And every time. Games get worse.
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@RichestWizard Whole lotta people realizing they shouldn't have slept through 4th-grade math class.
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@WarMonitors “French Nationalists” you mean the French. Just normal French people unwilling to be concurred.
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@stillgray That is a bike lane. The cyclist is entitled by law. All he did was them to move.
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@The_Hellenist This is such a misleading statistic. More people are being tested than ever before. Of course the median would shift downward. I want to see how this graph was devised.
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@Aelthemplaer They are only a monopoly becuase all their competitors are just awful. Nothing stops any publisher from restarting their inhouse storefronts. Steam is just too convenient and cost effective to compete with.
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@p8stie “Does anyone know what this meme is supposed to mean?”
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@0xAutismo They didn't cremate the bodies one at a time... Go back to 4chan.
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@Dejimon11 We once distinguished Tropes from Cliches. And then Cinema Sins attacked.
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@JoshLekach He's reached the level of wholesome few modern men can reach.
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@elonmusk Chatgpt is a great research tool. As a self-taught programmer. I can bounce my code off the talking rubber duck. I send it my problem and it gives back detailed responses sending me in the right direction. I've learned more in the last week than I learned in three years.
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@crazyclipsonly Start dating your clips...
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@TPostMillennial This Judge needs to collect herself and then just hold the guy in contempt. It's a mockery for his mind-games to be given any consideration.
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@stivers_patrick @CBSNews California, Oregon, Washington, New Jersey, New York.. should I go on?
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@KonbroA I refuse to believe a fantasy setting with DnD level of magic wouldn't have immediate cures for all disabilities. Tolkien and Wheel of Time. I can see it. DnD? nope. If you are permanently blind in DnD it's a literal curse from an extra-planar god. Not genetics.
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@SigmaActivity Whats with women being anti-stick?
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@puhcko We were made to keep the Garden. Be a good steward.
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@beinlibertarian Thats the look of a man who got caught because it worked.
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@slakte_ @HelpingChads Reported for doxing. Not cool man.
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@ReviewsPossum *googles average cat lifespan
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@greentexts_bot If I was german I’d be salty too.
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@LibertyCappy Disney: *mocks fascists in support of the Allies Leftists: "That's Anti-semitic!" Disney: *deletes anti-fascist cartoons Leftists: "This is how you stop Fascism!"
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@Necksplitter “We just want to talk about our sex life” “Sir, this is a kid’s game forum.”
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@MemeNonLibs @Liz_Wheeler He did an interview already. He's just some random young guy who had a Masonic tattoo.
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@ZeekArkham White Supremacy is the most diverse force on the planet apparently.
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@WomenPostingLs She isn’t ready to settle anything but a new child support slave.
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@GreenTextRepost Why would anyone claim something so embarrassing without ever having experienced it?
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@Stone_tossers The mental gymnastics… 10/10
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@GigaBasedDad The only lie here is that the ladies are interested in a game of battleship.
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@reporterporter I'm so tired of the re-appropriation of 'phobias'. People do suffer from phobias and their mental disorder is not just an opinion you don't like. Grow up and call your mother and tell her you lover her.
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@Smolassus Back when writers wrote scripts from experiences rather than to invoke a lived experience? Yea. I miss reality.
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@TPostMillennial "It will put mandates on the skin. Or the restrictions will begin."
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@OrwellNGoode English is blessed for the specificity of German and cursed by the insanity of French.
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@BopItTwistItBob @Bolverk15 Just long enough to spur you to defend it.
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@greentexts_bot A good math nerd would have worked out the high end of winning by chance and stayed just below it.
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