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@Mr_Krolm

1 year

Whether you find this endearing or infuriating is a good indicator as to whether or not you deserve a partner

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This was drawn by a 31 year old Lieutenant General

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When I was in middle school my cousin was flirting with my friend and dipped her fries in his ketchup and he yelled "get your own ketchup!" and we *still* bust his balls about it over a decade later. Imagine being a grown man acting like that towards your own wife lmao

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gf saw an international student wearing this incredible jacket a few years ago. Where is he now.

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Very funny that Yemen shot down three of these in a row and some guy had the brilliant idea of “what if we send a fourth.” $32,000,000 apiece for a drone that’s useless against everything except weddings, funerals, and crowded marketplaces.

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Footage of Yemeni armed forces downing the US MQ-9 Reaper drone over the al Bayda

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I love how we're supposed to view this as evidence of Chinese censorship and not the degree to which every Western-owned media platform is just a massive astroturfing operation.

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Israeli snipers have been bragging about “one shot, two kills” for years. But they’re not bragging about killing soldiers.

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2 months

Hamas really said 2 birds 1 stone with this double kill 🤯 INSANEEE

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3 months

At some point the collective West will have to reckon with the fact that roughly 1/4 of its population is willing to extinguish an unlimited amount of human life so that they can doordash Buffalo Wild Wings 6 nights a week

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3 months

i think if you think things like this you are maladjusted to normal society & should be removed

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1 year

A lot of these QTs remind me of this guy my friend knows who fumbled an absolutely gorgeous woman because a year into the relationship he started getting really into Andrew Tate and tried to constantly assert dominance by doing shit like insisting she capitalize his name in texts

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The rise of gun forum culture in the 2000s caused a bunch of dweebs to circlejerk over a combination of personal myths (snow speaks Finnish etc) and trite little phrases ("a rifle behind every blade of grass" etc) until they convinced themselves they had achieved military wisdom.

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2 months

The average family in western Montana when they hear a column of starving Russian conscripts are trying to traverse the Rockies with dwindling fuel reserves and scrambled comms:

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@LVDunceCap Look, buddy, I know a thing or two about dressing as a baby and shitting my pants. In fact I have been a leading light in the field of shitting in diapers for nearly forty years,

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I love that the core experience of all right wingers is that they play with dolls and make them kiss

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@GarbageApe Academia is amazing because 30-40% of faculty act like psycho strivers in high finance or big law except they're making $38,000 a year to teach 4 classes a semester for people who wear headphones while they lecture

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Your tears don't fall, they crash around me Her conscience calls, the guilty to come home Would she hear me, if I called her name? Would she hold me, if she knew my shame?

روني الدنماركي

@Aldanmarki

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Today I learnt that when the German government between 2006-2008 demolished the former GDR Palace of the Republic, which used to host the 'Volkskammer', a total of 35 thousand tonnes of steel was shipped to the UAE to build the Burj Khalifa. Reads like a sick joke.

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Imagine being an amazon driver, so micromanaged that your pay gets automatically docked if someone cuts you off in traffic, pushing every second to deliver 300 packages in a shift, and some redditor puts you on blast for not treating his $8 glassware with enough respect

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Like yeah man it's crazy that teenagers on the lip sync app care more about pop stars and footballers than Establishing Meaningful Deterrence in the South China Sea. For some reason teenagers care 20,000% more about these topics if the app is run out of Palo Alto

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@notbenfish My favorite part is still the hack establishment journalists freaking out that people are redirecting them to spokespeople instead of feeding them easy article fodder

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3 years

@tinderpredator Farm emos are more common than you might think. I grew up around a few.

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@shrimp_delight A whole lot of people with the skinniest wrists you’ve ever seen are about to descend on your mentions

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@edwardodell 15 seconds after the final shot, tumors erupted out of his lungs like a chestburster

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@posting_forever Why did she tag the IDF, does she think she can call in an air strike on the Yale dining hall?

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3 years

Thinking about Axis Powers Kid in various social situations and having a little chuckle

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9 months

A reminder that everything you say to a therapist can and will be used against you at their convenience, and that you should never place any faith in the idea of medical confidentiality.

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@SaraahHaj

9 months

A Gazan guy who lives in Belgium got all his family murdered by 'israeli' bombings. He told his therapists that he lost hope in life and wants to follow them & martyr. What did the therapist do? He told the police that he intends to carry out a suicide bombing. No comment..

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@Ad_Inifinitum lmfao the capybara just like "thanks for the scritches, can you get behind my ears"

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What scenario would involve Russia or China launching a land invasion of the American continent but NOT a nuclear apocalypse that wipes out 99% of life on earth? None? Ok, then all you are doing is smashing GI Joes together in a sandbox. You're not a big tough guy, you're a baby.

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DSA wrecker caucus, fresh off the boat from snubbing the entire Cuban government to meet with CIA-backed anticommunist groups, still struggles to write a single sentence without upholding the policies of the U.S. State Department

Reform & Revolution DSA 🌹

@dsaRandR

3 months

Socialists must work to stop any expression of antisemitism in the movement as well as any slogans aligning ourselves with conservative, antisemitic forces like Hamas, the Houthi or the Iranian state. These self-marginalizing tactics are a dead end.

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3 years

Neck from a stunner, speak with no stutter Try to organize and I'll put you in the gutter

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5 years

When you wake up to see #RefundWarren trending

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@Liv_Agar rape (intersectional, non-discriminatory)

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At this point I truly believe that not even the discovery of literal gas chambers would change Liberals' minds

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BREAKING🚨 Palestinian civil defense has discovered hundreds of bodies buried by the IDF in a mass grave outside the Nasser Hospital… At least 400 bodies have been found with many being children with their hands bound behind their backs… THIS IS A GENOCIDE…🇵🇸💔

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Wow who could have guessed that the entire Malcom Gladwell/Freakonomics set were complete and utter frauds

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@zeithistoriker

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Half of NPR’s podcasts from 2006-18 will have to be retracted in the wake of the Ariely/Gino revelations. Lewis-Krauss investigates

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@Goblin_Greeb Americans have never suffered for anything, can you imagine 300lb mart-cart goobers surviving a single day doing Viet Cong shit

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@Mr_Krolm

1 year

@RichSeviora I need you to understand that he continued doing this *while she was breaking up to him.* Like she'd say "bob we are no longer dating, I have broken up with you," and he would reply "I refuse to accept that. First of all, that's not my name, address me properly,"

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It was reported that 90 civilians, including hospital staff, were blindfolded and executed in the hospital courtyard. These men are in hospital scrubs. The comments are full of Israelis praising the mass execution of doctors and nurses.

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Latest picture from Al Shifa hospital.

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I also love the irony of using FLIR to show the drone being downed. For decades, people have been reduced to panicked little ants in the eyes of unfeeling death bots, and now they’re the ones that have to scurry away uselessly & die

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Non-materialist 'conspiracy' people are by far the most annoying accounts on here. The human equivalent of a toxic miasma.

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@on_da_spectrum It seems to me like your wife should be a person you like and want to spend time with, but apparently a lot of people disagree

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@saintknives We're gonna get a low budget cgi x-ray animation of the bridge of the ship where they continually zoom in on the steering console and hint that something bad is about to happen

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@WraithLaFrentz Almost perfect, I think necrotic is girl coded though. Think Bloodborne.

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@MordechaiLevin @RozRothstein This was his opponent's dad lmaoo

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West German vulture capitalists dismembering a shining symbol of a people's republic and selling its bones so that an Emirati slave state can build a dysfunctional monument to excess and ego is almost too on the nose

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If they're broken, take it up with the seller for not packaging it well enough. Otherwise shut the fuck up.

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2 years

@NewSovietPoster *aliens doing archaeology on a ruined earth in 3,000 years* we have determined that the leader of America died in what they would have referred to as a "Loony Tunes style situation"

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1 year

Please enter your submissions to the Hall of Shame below 👇

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oh no, not my delicate, fragile whiskey tasting glasses :(((((( how will I be able to face my fellow caskheads on r/whisky now?

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@somhairle_ this is so dangerous, you're gonna have to go on locked within the hour

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@statepublic1 China is a major trading partner for Israel, Chinese public opinion notwithstanding. They’re not even tangentially connected to the liberation struggle in the way that Russia is through Syria etc

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@ebeggin1 That's all I want from a government. How's development progressing? Good? Ok catch you later chief

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@GladLadMcdee Lmaoo I remember all the comments being like "So you're just... feeding shelter cats to coyotes?"

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My favorite fact about the Burj Khalifa is that it is not hooked up to a municipal sewer system, so every single day there is a mile long line of poop trucks that parades up to it to take away all the shit and piss. The GDR civil engineers are rolling in their graves.

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@evilvillain1231 every since I left the city-

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@ByYourLogic Remembering that time some soldiers in california got in a humvee accident and died and then one of their fellow soldiers wrote an article about how they " just wanted to be in the army for fun and comradeship" and "they didn't want to be exposed to tragedy like this"

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@Mr_Krolm

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I polled Jews at Auschwitz and they wouldn’t admit responsibility for corrupting die volkskultur and causing Germany to lose WW1??? So depressing…

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These #Palestinian poll results (from March 2024) tell a depressing story: - 71% say 10/7 attacks were "correct" - 91% say #Hamas committed no war crimes in this conflict - 59% say Hamas should control #Gaza after the war is over - Hamas has double the popular support of #Fatah ,

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@GarlicCorgi During the Vietnam war, the defense dept did a study that showed that U.S. soldiers fired an average of 55,000 rifle rounds per enemy killed

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@danker_hank Legitimately the hardest I've ever seen anyone get destroyed, in any context. Imagine getting burned so hard your entire country gets ethered as collateral damage lmfao

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@binkyish

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@CarlBeijer They fucked around and found out

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Any nerdy guy who obtains the slightest bit of clout immediately turns around and starts DMing random 14 year olds "hey baby, do those tits fart?"

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@lynyrdsremmurd absolutely not allowing anti-RTJ content on my TL

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@coherentstates I like how "ben shapiro" and "american exceptionalism" each get 50x more real estate than "books." Really just laying it all out there.

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@JUNlPER Is that supposed to be the wife on the right or another daughter

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2 years

As your childhood grows more distant, it's important to revisit memories, to reinforce those neural pathways before you lose them forever *closing my eyes tightly and trying to remember what was on the shelves at Circuit City in 2005*

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@my__name__was “Hey, would you mind turning my mewling, genocidal hysterics into clout for me? Xoxo <3”

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@Mr_Krolm

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@CIAGoFundMe The most important thing she ever did in her entire career, and what she will always be remembered for, was dying at the wrong time. Nobody is going to remember her eloquent rebuttals or whatever. Her legacy is being a massive idiot and then dying.

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My date asked me if I thought Auschwitz was bad, I said no it was great (obviously) and she left??? I'm the victim btw

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@low_dosage This is gayer than frotting

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Yes, these are real t-shirts. They give them to snipers whenever they successfully kill a pregnant woman.

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@erlander99 They call this "Hong Kong/Taiwan Drip"

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@Mr_Krolm

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I've lost count of the number of massacres like this. It's like having a live feed of Einsatzgruppen activities on the Eastern Front, except you can look in the comment section and see German civilians gleefully celebrating each new genocidal massacre.

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"There were detention camps, people were thrown alive in pits, and then they were shot." Gaza Government Media Office reports more than 137 civilians were field-executed by the IOF in Gaza City and Northern Gaza.

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@emanabdelhadi @comrade_sweezy What 20 years of good will? 20 years ago the democrats were boosting the Iraq War!

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@Mr_Krolm

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@TerroristSweet Barrel life of negative ten rounds

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@andraydomise Funny how when poor people die she sips coffee, but when the billionaire politician she supposedly opposes gets covid she's suddenly full of righteous compassion

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Help, I only make $800,000/year at my 3hr/week job reading Wikipedia articles out loud, does anyone have any board games I could put my name on???

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@Mr_Krolm

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This is the funniest plan I've seen in a long time. Like oh you think the horrors of genocide in Gaza are bad? What if we put you there so you could witness it firsthand, and also put you in contact with all of the people fighting us?

Quds News Network

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Fox News reports that a new House Republican bill would send student protesters to serve a minimum six-month community service sentence in Gaza. "I am going to bet that these pro-Hamas supporters wouldn’t last a day, but let’s give them the opportunity", said Rep. Randy Weber,

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China: We have constructed almost 40,000km of high speed rail. Every megaproject on earth for the last 20 years happened here. We have brought 800 million people out of poverty. US: If you strike it rich on digital monopoly money you can touch the special cube once per year

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buying an annual conjugal visit with a cube of tungsten on the blockchain 😭

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@SocialistMMA Biden didn't get me $600, Trump gave me $1,800 ($1200 + $600). Democrats are offering me $1,400, total, and hoping people don't notice.

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Somebody ran over and killed the beaver down the road. Within a week, their dam sprang leaks and the entire 5 acre swamp that had been there for ~50 years drained to a dry patch of mud, destroying an entire ecosystem.

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@attackackack Truly one of the most repulsive societies in human history. Only real comparisons I have are the Nazis and the antebellum south.

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@Mr_Krolm

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@daveanthony @lib_crusher @kenklippenstein @TrueAnonPod Calling someone with the display name "LENIN_LOVER_69" an anarchist. Shameful.

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@polishXcellence Ants famously don't get anything done and are an unsuccessful species

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@posadist_trapgd Them trying to paint Biden as a communist is so fucking funny. I mean, it works on some people, but it is conceptually so goddamn funny.

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@saintknives Bookmarking this tweet

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@willmenaker This woman could not have taken a cuter little bite, she might as well have left a sticky note heart next to it. And this dude still put her on blast on reddit lmao

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@PaleDahlia @ihavesex420 you don't have to guess, it's really obvious

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Some people didn’t believe me so here’s a source

Israeli T-Shirts Joke About Killing Arabs

Deaths Of Palestinian Women, Children Become Fodder For Israeli Military Fashion

www.cbsnews.com

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@Mr_Krolm

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It’s not like they were really obviously just crafting narratives that reinforced the preconceived notions of upper middle class liberals

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3 years

@benghazi_ebooks This is the one voter the Biden campaign was trying to court. They found her.

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@MarxistVaderist I swear to god if you make me settle for a $40,000 SUV instead of an $85,000 SUV I will end all life on the planet

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@Mr_Krolm

2 years

Trains in Europe: regular service, a bit pricey Trains in China: we can teleport you anywhere for 3 cents. Trains arrive every 30 seconds. Trains in the US:

Sam Sweeney

@SweeneyABC

2 years

BREAKING: A travel nightmare is unfolding right now on Amtrak. Passengers on the Auto Train have been stuck on board for 29+ hours, currently sitting in the woods in rural South Carolina. Passengers called the local police saying they’re being held hostage. LISTEN: