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Seasons don't fear the reaper | he/they | 20 | UK

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The Chronology of Creation - Alien franchise
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Getting older and realising that gaming and movie watching are inherently incompatible hobbies
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Sorry, The Minecraft Movie Isn't Meant To Be For You
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You ever think about how evil she gets in this last act
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James Marsden most wasted casting in any of these ever?
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It doesn't work here because Keaton could absolutely pull this off
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Zuko | يعقوب‎ 🇵🇸
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Michael Keaton has been cast as Joker in “The Brave and the Bold” In theaters November 2027
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Michael Fassbender is an incredibly actor because how did he become Bill Hader for a split second?
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Avatar 2 begs to ask the question "what if Jesus was kinda autistic"
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@sabooschin I had to sacrifice watching Dragon Tattoo today because of Black Ops 6 and Fortnite Fuck my stupid chungus life
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If I ever get with a girl and she breaks me up with me I’m dancing to this song in front of her
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IS THAT FUCKING GIANCARLO ESPOSITO?
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I don't think we understand just how much The Batman 2 is gonna make
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I’m not even in a major market, but my local THE BATMAN screening is virtually sold out. For a two-year-old movie, readily available on home media + streaming, people are willing to buy a premium ticket and spend a few hours seeing it in a theater. Big film that’s gotten bigger.
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God Civil War rocks
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SPOOKYFIZZ!!🥤🎃
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Oughhhh…. Welcome to the world my fat ugly son 🥹
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@D4hz4hn Stephen finally deciding to fix the watch, letting himself move on from Christine is that good shit man
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Y'all need to chill on my man Carmen Berzatto are you seeing this rn
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Molly Gordon in Venice.
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie unfortunately trumps this at least 5 times
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this is still one of the all time bad needle drops
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Doing all this over the worst Alien movie is very funny
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stay out of lesbians business thx
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Godspeed to that Argentinian
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Gareth Edwards’ ‘Jurassic World’ movie is titled ‘JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH’ Starring Scarlett Johansson, Jonathan Bailey, Rupert Friend and Mahershala Ali In theaters on July 2, 2025.
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The mother of 5 driving her children home from school when a pink Audi comes barreling down the highway at 90
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I GOT MY DRIVERS LICENSE AFTER 2 FAILED DRIVING EXAMS AND FIVE MONTHS LATER WOOOOHOOOOOOOO
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@sabooschin Probably money
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Twitter likes being private on 9/11
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Me rocking up to the MrTLexify suicide attempt
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@SmallPutrk Idc abt nun of that I just like imagining Ray Crock Joker
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@sabooschin Brother I'm committing to watching one horror movie a day for the entirety of October That last week is gonna be TOUGH
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MVP. Stole the whole show
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Yeah this still hits like crack man
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Why give Coppola the benefit of the doubt when Scorsese can do this?
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@illjoy_ I love how Tomlin calls him autistic in The Imposter Like yeah man of course!
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@thamosdeaf
emmylou diamond phillips
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Has there been any canonized great 9/11 art besides The Disintegration Loops?
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Confession I may have fumbled a girl who bears a striking resemblance to leather jacket Elaine
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You let a 16 year old into a party with adults You don't get to take the moral high ground. You groomed a minor and still have not addressed shit. Strawmanning is not a defense you snivelling weasel
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My tinfoil hat theory is that streamers want to disrupt credits so that you don't associate the art with the artists and instead with the streaming service you accessed it on Also it's obviously done to keep you watching shit but that's a given
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Physical media will always be better than this abomination!!! @Apple @iTunes @AppleTV
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I find it very funny that Karl Urban just straight up doesn't show for these anymore
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You’re all fuckin welcome, Hall H
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After seeing Dragon Tattoo, I'm beginning to think that Matt Reeves just might be a fan
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Nobody understands the lonely perfection of my dreams
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The Chronology of Creation - Alien franchise
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What's your favourite movie from your birth year? I'll start
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Todd Phillips saw this and said "ite bet"
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@RaceplayShawty I don't think Spielberg is OK
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>checks bio >15 Guys let's go easy on him he's not even 70% developed yet
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Sab in that last game
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Everybody saying "boring" were crying the exact same thing before the last one dropped and you all fell to your knees and beheld it's majesty
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Matt Reeves says ‘THE BATMAN’ universe might push “to the edge of fantastical but we would never go into full fantastical.” “What was important to me was to find a way to take these pop icons, these mythic characters that everybody knows, and translate it so that Gotham feels
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Joe Locke defense attorney
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Two leads who can’t act… oh
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I met this... twenty-year-old man with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes.
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HE'S BACK
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I know the name. He’s in a movie in theaters now. You’re not gonna believe who they want lol
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Lol. Hating someone you don't even know personally is pretty pathetic.
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Incredibly funny tweet given just how miserable this franchise is
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Give her a sequel
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Random fun fact: Robert Patrick's brother was a member of Nine Inch Nails
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The T-1000 is so kind
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The Substance (2024)
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Wait is the Hannibal TV show actually awesome?
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That logo fucking rocks way harder than it has any right to
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@zxchsnyder @neonfolkhorror You say this as if The Return isn't this times a million lmfao
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They got me for my foams Spread the word. Locking this account in a week
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Spider-Verse fans experiencing one tenth of the pain that Alien Covenent fans have gone through
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Broskiis... f*ck onlyfans... Helen Parr just gave us fap material for a whole week! Is she the baddest in the game rn ? And if u say no name who is
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Them Stahelski reshoots may have genuinely saved this
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The first trailer for the ‘John Wick’ spin-off movie ‘BALLERINA’ has been released. In theaters on June 6, 2025.
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Balta is the gayest straight dude I've ever seen man
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currently hyperfixating on caroline polacheck
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It's so funny seeing people legitimately take Fortnite lore seriously when this shit is the equivalent of smashing action figures together
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she's such a lame self insert character 😭 I wish it was just jones or peely or something man
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Hannibal Buress is so fucking funny man
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Today in the MCU timeline, Peter Parker has his first day of senior year with his identity revealed! Also his teachers are unreasonably funny, this scene had me dying 😭
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Sab wash your ASS man I can smell you from across the Atlantic
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I've been trying to think of how to word this joke all day Thank you twitter user heartsy__
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coming out as trans and getting rid of your deadname
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I genuinely wasn't expecting this show to be as funny as it is Which I realise is incredibly stupid of me considering how he's easily the funniest part of The Batman
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Godspeed Adultbuttman
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This is legitimately life changing for me
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RUMOR: You can pause and save matches in Black Ops 6 Zombies. This can only be done solo and you can only have one saved at a time Source: @BobNetworkUK_
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RESPECT THE COCK AND TAME THE BOOSCH
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I'm sure I have more to add A couple of these harbour a deep evil
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Carmen Berzatto is a deeply unhinged man who causes her to have panic attacks Why would you want this !!!
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we are never getting that sydcarmy endgame y’all
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@TheHatalwayswin Scream fans latched onto Alien Romulus and have headcanoned Rain as being in a sapphic relationship with the pregnant one
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Bookmarking this His first schizo post to actually make a tiny bit of sense
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Why do I feel like Sofia Falcone was exposed to Scarecrow’s fear toxin in Arkham Asylum and still feels the effects of it. She mentioned a new drug 👀 #ThePenguin
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Fucking hysterical
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Guys what’s a terrible movie that you love?
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A reminder
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This Balta ass video 😭
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Asking a girl who is clearly into you out on a date
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name something harder than this😭
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This "photoshoot" is so shamelessly fetish slop
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winona ryder is so shy unless she's doing a photoshoot
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Ayo best teeth in the game rn
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Margaret Qualley in THE SUBSTANCE making me realize how much I’ve missed actors having natural teeth instead of veneers.
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When you totally know what you're doing
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One of the funniest images of corporate franchise management.
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He was hitting that shit
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Every single line and how they were delivered has been seared into my fucking cranium
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On this day ten years ago, “We Are Number One” aired on LazyTown.
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I support queer people when they ain't corny lmfao
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yall support queer people until they act queer
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Humiliation fetish
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@raincarradines Im the exception
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@theeSNYDERVERSE
𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖Ʊ𝗥𝗬 🇵🇸
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Lazy af, this doesn’t impress me when Zack was able to do both simultaneously and none of it felt out of place
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CAGE MATCH
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The 45 minute train sequence in Dead Reckoning obviously
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quick survey for research: what are your favorite train movies or train sequences in movies?
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I wonder who next year's white girl will be
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Nonlinear storytelling
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The Outrun was incredible man Exactly the sort of movie I needed right now, hit me on a deeply intimate level that I wasn't anticipating at all
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Oh I HATE him lol
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Agents of Fandom
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Joe Locke on toxic Marvel fans: "Marvel fans are very open with their opinions. But they’re not in a Marvel show." "I’m doing the one thing that they really wish they could be doing. Sorry!" (via: )
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My god can you imagine the discourse if Netflix didn't use the binge model
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what even was this plotline 😭
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Simultaneously very cool and also incredibly out of place in a Saw movie This franchise should be near exclusively prosthetics based
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Deeply funny character
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Welcome back Dean Takahashi
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@snyder_all
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"Dirty cultist 😡" vs "You're so funny 🤣"
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please god please please please
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@Douggernaut_2
Raymond Tunstall from Ghostwatch (1992) Sightings
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i dont actually expect Pattinson to appear in The Penguin but itd be funny if this huge drugs shipment they keep hyping as being a game changer is intercepted by Batman
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Her performance reminds me of these
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Even this is better than chopxoxo
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Anybody want to be my sugardaddy and buy me this x
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2024
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@therimjobreaper
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favorites of 2024 (so far, I suppose)
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