Nomkhosi Keswa @KeswaNomkhosi Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@INFARVET_1

@papiismyboy

@SaharsaDm

@KlbLikabom28420

@OrionCorpIR

@kintrejinji

@haninani5566

@pomodorosa

@alena_buyx

@niksnook57

@Tyson3345James

@HeleneBubrowski

@nickhaltermpls

@GameSack

@10_SHIYE_01

@skulit

@ABaerbock

@annabel_low

@DenizNvar

@Etem71010228

@SH00TEMAllD0WN

@Sultaano__1

@JapanDeepValue1

@Ijsca10

@UpacGroup

@operakatz

@mystique_fati

@zondacrypto

@bigcat_mia

@valstyo

@foryunny

@Shani_PST

@Strikketanten

@papmantan69_

@Adigewmn

@ryanhall3

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Yanga_Co The same reason y'all want to kiss after muffing, replying for a friend her phone is in a bucket of rice 🙈🙈🙈

76

47

2K

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@LatoyaMatona @Phislash @KabeloMohlah02 But there's no reason for a helper when the Mrs is not employed

18

28

2K

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

10 months

Did y'all see what @ChefNzuzaofficial did for our fav Mbali Nhlapho 😍😍😍😍cute

2

64

1K

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

❤❤❤ the first born, my deputy 😍😍😍😍😍

26

23

1K

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

Good morning ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

35

31

1K

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

My culture ❤❤my pride 💞💞💞💞

53

150

851

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

4 months

@thandomasanabo Good riddance, imagine waking up without a car in this rain. Lapho you used your last money to top up after work

4

8

797

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Meech777 @butixxl Period pains get you thinking you're dying or you won't make it to the next day🤞🤞🤞

4

16

735

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@lesamhlng You're lucky she first consulted you with me she even sent her child's school deposit slip asking him to pay 🙄🙄🙄lapho mine ngsaba ngsho kumcela ngsho 200

21

37

611

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@Ori_Debig_Beats @tito_mboweni My mind is like "it runs in the family"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

13

2

617

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@Thee_Countess 😂😂😂I'm laughing because this is exactly what we were taught ku marriage counselling early 2000. And the whole 15 years of marriage I seriously could count things that were done by him because every month end after getting paid I would give him my money and ask him for whatever

36

34

586

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@umalambane_zn I think someone told me it's like running 2 engines mawvule aircon hence why even the performance 'declines' especially ku steep. Eyi don't ask me more questions I haven't taken my meds yet

21

5

568

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Pearli_M @sessy_mabena I've noticed that he's zero interest in this thing. I think he's already been instructed of the vedict 😭😭😭

9

3

544

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@NubianSen @Thabza_sbanyoni Being single parents makes us fathers as well 🤪🤪🤪

28

6

540

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@angelinah_zwane My (now 19) daughter once asked a crippled man on a wheelchair why he's sitting on a prema. " are you a baby? Why are you sitting on a prema whose going to push such a old fat baby like you stand up". I felt like the world could open and swallow me.

12

29

491

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@ZukisanNdwendwe Ok bhuti she was supposed to give you the car keys and what?? Car wash and filling station is not a woman's place bayashelana lapho

21

10

490

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

Good evening lovies this here is my number 2 my duplicate ❤❤❤

15

20

447

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@lisa_maliee Vele we're letting them do this to us, whenever they look at Black women they see pit latrins 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Smakadze akasentele umusa yati

16

6

446

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@_Travis0 I love cartoons. I hate the that DSTV decided to remove channel 125 😭😭😭😭😭. Has anyone noticed that DSTV do as they please they keep removing channels but the subscription is still the same 😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😡

40

15

413

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Mandy_thebizniz @Mrskillmonger1 He will stop her after they get married and act like he never saw her wearing pant, ayi this guy

4

0

403

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

1 year

Good evening ❤️❤️❤️

41

48

380

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Bulumko_Jacky Because I'm not beautiful the pictures remind me of my ugliness 🚮🚮🚮

24

8

367

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

🍹🍹🍹🍸🍸🍸🍸

14

348

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@2Nswempu @Kp_Madytz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣y'all never run out of responses how did you come out with this nje yooooo am dead

1

3

313

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@KingDon_za She's still beautiful

1

0

316

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

Happy Sunday everyone ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

26

12

325

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@matenas_ No you're Martinus only at home here you're Matenase ngeke sive ngawe mfanaka

10

4

319

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@tito_mboweni 😳😳😳😳hhay but babe Tito, are you baptising the meat or cooking it. Why have you poured so much water though my elder? Even a crocodile can drown in this water

19

7

322

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@vusimikemotha @MarvinJMaludda Please fetch me I'm cold

5

3

320

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@lindz_malindz Ngeke vele uybone usafake lerubbish loyfake latindlebeni, uyangbambelela futsi

5

308

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@uncle__za Cumulonimbus or something and don't ask me to describe them I finished school in 1998 please

11

0

293

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@_kingMufaz Your sound system has no time for jokes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I just died I'm being cremated at midnight

3

1

291

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@cwtyp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣when they're complimenting me for a dress I be like "ohh thank you 😊 while I put my hands in my pockets and lift it a little..." and it has pockets "🥰🥰🥰

2

4

285

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

1 year

@Phathu_tshedzo_ And that sound gets louder in front of people eyi 🚮🚮🚮

4

5

282

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@Lebogangsheldon

2

4

270

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@NubianMpule 1st born at 24 2nd born at 25 3rd born at 28 Done and dusted

21

3

256

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Vho_Tshikhushi @AdvoBarryRoux They both look like baya creama look at the man's hands

9

3

261

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

Belated Heritage ❤❤❤❤❤

13

10

247

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@agapetimbela That as long as my children are in a government "downtown"school they will remain downtown kids till kingdom come My first born is 20 now has her own business studies part time she's a make up artist/nail technician while second born I'd doing her 2nd year software engineering

3

7

252

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Evidence_Shongw And that guy is so polite nkosyam, you would even be guilty nje for ignoring him, rather just lie to him utsi you're married and wish him well. Awlahlekelwa lutfo

9

5

243

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

❤❤❤❤❤❤

19

43

239

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@NtuthukoDlanga1 @lasizwe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂you carry quantum keys

5

1

237

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@MatlalaTee Thank you, and they don't understand us they take that for desperation or weakness akuyekwe vele

7

11

228

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Olona15182087 Hhay'bo this is a disgusting habit yerrrrrr such a beautiful lady 🤧🤧🤧

6

2

231

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@MkhontoKhumalo @TheGyal_ You're such a great friend

1

0

234

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@lindz_malindz I still count things anything. I don't know how to put it but I count things

20

6

234

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@Evidence_Shongw I lost acquaintances when I bought my first car till today we don't talk coz I ended up reciprocating nami. Even my close relatives. Mind you it's a small car and it was a second hand nkosyam. I'm imagining the day I buy my brand new charcoal GD6 and personalise my plates 🥰🥰🥰

9

5

232

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

Chanel 100 on DSTV is very informative maan I think I like the chanel Good morning brothers and sisters ❤️ have a blessed Wednesday and be safe❤️❤️❤️❤️

28

12

221

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@londypearl My biological mother never calls me and when I call her(which I decided to stop doing last year) she asks me who I am everytime I have to introduce myself. And my mom lowangkhulisa calls at least once or twice a week because I also go home frequently, not too far

11

1

222

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

1 year

@lerato_seko_ @JustPrecious_M What's wrong with you. Ok as to where DJ Zinhle was sitting what business do you have discussing Kairos mother's position, like kukufakaphi which row were you sitting in ke Mrs Forbes. Please leave DJ Zinhle alone guys please

0

218

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

Please help me wish my last and ONLY begotten son a happy 17th birthday 🎊🎊🎊✨️✨️and I woke up early and made him breakfast ❤️❤️❤️❤️

28

20

218

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

24 days

@Vboss_13 I did take my son to boarding school. It helped him learn to do his own things. He couldn't do his laundry or make his bed now he's a responsible young man. Not perfect but yah

4

0

220

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Selokelaboledi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣had the same experience in town imagine a mentally ill man chased me demanding his father's firearm Jesu ngagijima for a long distance until people stopped him I was even crying 😭😭😭😭😭

19

5

213

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@NanguBheybi And appear on 'I blew it' with the empties

0

3

216

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@justbongza @SABCNews But that's a valid point you stated there Bongza. You deserve a seat in Parliament even if it's by the gate as long as it's inside the premises. Please don't get mad at me I have chest pains and I don't have parents

15

6

213

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@BIndlovukazi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂congratulations to our national whistle blower. Her dance 😂😂🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊

0

3

212

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@NkanyeziKubheka ❤

0

186

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@MrsBashaT @LeratoMannya Same thing happened to my late relative, was poisoned by a helper who was already sleeping with her husband. She never fully recovered until she died

7

21

209

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@bonbonniemc And be ready to be taken to Rea Tsotella coz her family believes her but won't approach you instead they'll approach Makamu

1

0

204

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@Fikz_the_Cook I drop my girls as well and tell them to call me when they're done having fun anytime and it only ring once I pick up and fetch them even at 2 am as long as they're safe and comfortable

3

2

202

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@MhlabaNkululeko 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I have one son, the last born he's 17 if we see him walking towards the kitchen we find ourselves shouting together "ukhumbule kutsi askadli sonkhe" 😂😂😂😂. Yey that guy destroys everything. Makavula libhodo uyatfulula 😂😂😂

2

9

207

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@phumeekubheka The stigma is always on the woman's side the man is never labelled anything, angtsi they're always right bona

14

7

198

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

Out playing with other kids ❤❤❤

9

6

188

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Ayanda_mthatha Yooo mntase I don't know what you're going through rn but I wouldn't recommend what you thinking rn. It's really tough, we're all exhausted and it's not nice emsebentini but hang on sis until you find something better. All best sis ❤❤❤❤

3

5

197

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

4 years

@HermaineM ❤

0

160

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@NomaguguSamke Samke hambekhaya cc you'll fetch the rest of your things later for just pack your bag and hit the road. Home is very refreshing. Jo'burg is not for everyone

3

183

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@MarioMotshwane @TsikaSamuel 2017 you said 🤔🤔still using it

8

5

186

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

1 year

@PabiieR Ngingathula ngatsi ngfile if I were your mom 🤐🤐🤐🤐. Serves her right ke kodwa

3

0

182

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@ydb_ZN Umkhwenyana yena?

5

3

180

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Riri85Thebe @Fikz_the_Cook I still haven't gained mine back 12 years later sis. It broke me, tore me everything you can think of

7

3

178

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@_Onezwa I'm old school bandla and I shall remain like this until kingdom come

5

0

175

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@SithaleKgaogelo I know where this is coming from, please don't judge them 💔💔💔💔

4

2

173

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

6 months

@JamesonC_M Wait until their birthday when someone who hates you buys them another one 😭😭😭😭😭😭

7

1

178

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Nonhlanhla_12 We need more of these girls maan she's a queen 👸

6

1

171

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Buhlenomuhle 🤣🤣🤣🤣mina my ex once asked me to ask my cousin who is a mechanic to fix his car that had a broken linkage and pinion, he even told me it's urgent kani he wants to take his other gf to vacation 🤣🤣🤣🤣ayi I've been a 🤡🤡🤡for the longest of time

4

3

168

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@JoshuaMchunu @excess_joy Wow congratulations guys muhle namakoti even during pregnancy 💞

2

0

166

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

But haters will say it's photoshop but asikho lapho Good morning ladies and gentlemen , please keep warm and drive very carefully, leave the house earlier. Have a blessed and productive Tuesday ❤❤❤❤❤

19

11

156

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@Bongie_Haemz Put Cucumber and mint leaves in tap water let it infuse let him drink that it eliminates bad breath. Or he should place a slice of Cucumber at the roof of his mouth it works wonders

6

17

159

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@NkanyeziKubheka Money heist and I'm not planning on watching it anytime soon ohh and game of thrones

11

5

158

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@maluh_031 I don't like people who don't greet nam even my boss. They'll talk and in the middle of whatever they're saying I'd be "ngyaphila unjani wena" then they start laughing and I don't

3

1

155

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

1 year

It's my first born's 22nd birthday today @puseletso_noofy Happy birthday mafungwashe wam 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

17

9

155

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@AzileWushekaziM @SithaleKgaogelo And childish nje 🚮🚮🚮

0

1

148

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@U__wandile @Moo_Venda Very beautiful neh 😍😍😍😍

1

0

142

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@Black_Mathanda I think you're OK without him you've really got nothing to loose yati xem

3

2

139

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

10

28

142

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@BassieHuma Angzange nghleke so, especially after he sent to shoprite and it never came back and was told that it probably was hit by a car. Kanjani 🤷🤷🤷.

8

6

135

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@cnehshuga And bebumnandzi kanjani lobobutfongo. Maybe you were being saved from something bad hey. Go back to sleep

0

132

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@Ori_Debig_Beats 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Ori. I once wrote a letter to Rebecca Malope asking her to adopt me after my grandma beat the daylights out of me. I asked her to bring me a Jean skirt with a front slit and a leather jacket the one you could remove the sleeves. Forgot the letter in the kitchen

8

3

133

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@_SandileZibani First ofoli why is it devided vele I'd mosdef do it

3

0

133

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

5 months

@Lush_Beauty1 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 complete opposite of her demands. I thought she's a Ntandokazi type but maybabo

2

1

132

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Thush_Mcobothi Yooooo Yooooo that pain mntase I know it very well. That time you don't even know what to say because it triggers your pain and you start blaming yourself for it Yooooo I know it first hand

1

2

129

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@Majabzinee @KeletsoMss What if she's a catfish here and has more followers than you 🙈🙈🙈

4

0

130

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@Spear_ZA @Thee_Countess Roman Catholic pastor who doesn't even have a wife. He took me to his pastor for counselling. We were counselled by a pastor and a nun imagine 🙄🙄

7

3

127

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@Zwely10111 @ChrisExcel102 No explanation Who explained for us ngoba satibonela natsi

5

0

131

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

1 year

@LNyati I'm glad I wasn't 'delusional' when I said I want this kind of relationship. People don't understand. I don't want my children to be forced to have a relationship with my partner

2

3

129

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@destinyzee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰⚰⚰ As for yooo after wasting my explanation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nitasbulala yati one day

0

128

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@Ms_Ziyanda @angelinah_zwane That's why I bracketed and said now

3

0

127

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@vincentgodisaf1 @niqita11 😳😳😳😳😳😳so all along we thought we had covid kani it's lack of sex. Hhayini guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7

0

125

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

2 years

@SopelaLonwabo @AdvoBarryRoux Even if it's not her no one deserves to beaten like an animal ni one

1

125

Nomkhosi Keswa

@KeswaNomkhosi

3 years

@Mpumiln I don't even know how he looks or if at least he's alive but I love him wherever he is. Umanimbona nintjele his void is huge I need him so so so bad

7

1

124