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“Ok’salayo ndake ndalasta. Andizulasta oko kaloku, andithakathi!”

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined October 2010
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@LNyati
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3 months
I’m again seeking extra work for the lady that does cleaning for me. If you are in the Milnerton/ Table View area; she even willing to come to Goodwood & Parow. She charges per day & this depends on the house size. She has Tuesdays & Fridays open. Please DM if interested.
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@LNyati
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My parents got divorced in ‘92. Dad remarried a few more times. Mom never remarried; as a divorcee she’s been with this one widower ever since I was in high school in the ‘90s. They chose to keep separate households because of how challenging blending families is. We’re all happy
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@LNyati
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3 years
RIP to our national Tannie 💛
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@LNyati
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1 year
So sometimes I see my Mom tagged as Mom & Granny by other people on IG.I don’t mind because their Dad is also very present in ours & our children’s lives. 🫶🏾❤️It somehow works out because they behave like visitors in our home and vice versa… Even the couple doesn’t cross lines.
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@LNyati
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1 year
UThixo unguMncedi. Cum Laude usana lwam 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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@LNyati
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2 years
@munyua_gg @Taztazz__ We cannot let our enemies know our next move before we execute it.
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@LNyati
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1 month
She’s an aesthetics specialist; NHI won’t have funds to sponsor vanity projects. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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NHI fallout…
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@LNyati
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7 months
Uthini? Uyekile ubetha abafazi?
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I met the World Cup winner Springboks Assistant Coach. We shared some rugby stuff, I told him what to do next 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@LNyati
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4 years
I doubt queer women are included in “our women”.
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@LNyati
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6 years
The racist madam knows damn well that Tumi is an attorney but she had to reduce him to township celeb because engaging him in his level is accepting that a young black man can be educated and influential.
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@LNyati
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3 years
Zuma on arrest: I’m old and unvaccinated, I’m at risk if I leave my house. Zuma on corruption trial (10 days later): I want to go to an open court, meet my supporters outside, the whole shebang!!! Saze sahlupha isiboshwa!!! 🤣😆
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@LNyati
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5 years
A potential employer worked around my schedule and still booked me a flight to come for an interview because it was in their interest as well to hire me. Jobs are not handouts!
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@LNyati
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7 months
Ewe iyavaleka, qinis’ ishlahla!
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@LNyati
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8 years
UBabes WeIntegrity!
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@LNyati
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3 years
@Khuze_Elikhulu A four-day work week will most likely lead to more productivity.
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@LNyati
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7 years
Brickz raped a child living under his roof, in his care. I commend his wife for standing for what's right in the familial rape accusation.
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@LNyati
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1 year
Around this time, 21 years ago I birthed a gorgeous 2,9kg baby girl. MiniMe is 21 today 🎉🎉🎉
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@LNyati
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3 years
@Layla_Langa Abazali mean well and bayaxakwa xa besifundisile kodwa singalungelwa. In their life script they believe if they do their best to get us an education, we’ll be sorted for life. They grasp at straws when life doesn’t work out for us. Please understand and allow...
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@LNyati
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4 years
“Our women” excludes all the undesirable, unobtainable to the cishet male gaze. Don’t fall for concern for “our women”; they’re not rooting for you, queer, trans, feminist, independent, liberated women. “Our” means accessible, pliable, submissive & of a particular “material”
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@LNyati
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1 year
Guys xa nivuka ngee21km on a public holiday why don’t you run to work nicuthe itraffic?
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1 year
@Gugulove20 It has helped not to make any of us kids feel displaced or lose our sense of belonging. Ekhaya kusese khaya with frequent visits by uTata and vice versa.
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@Wandile_Ntulie @hlubizer I do this to get away from the till asap because there’s other people in the queue. I find people who sort out their change at the till to be inconsiderate.
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@lwazilwapheshey @miss_andisa No we’re not. Numerous parties contributed to pushing for a referendum in ‘92. Compared to how much we are taxed the ANC is robbing us blind in what they deliver. ANC beneficiaries aren’t the millions on social security; those ones benefit from our collective taxes.
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7 years
@Kelsie_emon Been there...
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1 year
@StrictlyMvelo Knowing this guy’s antics; none of this is true.
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@LNyati
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She called it!!!
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1 year
@Ms_Angelyyn Mom made a choice; it made us happy. Somehow you believe that’s not what she wanted but I’m here telling you that my mom has happily dated for 20+ & wena, a stranger, know better. Mom wanted to continue mothering us & also date. If she had remarried the terms would have differed.
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@yomgqashiyo These are the mothers who are themselves and not pressured into conformity of fake respectability. They are true to themselves and others ❤️
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@LNyati
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4 years
@CoruscaKhaya @GwenNgwenya She’s looking for a better interest rate.
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@LNyati
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5 years
Cyril is as shocked as anyone of us that we have Stage 4 load shedding! Kanti who’s running this country?!
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@LNyati
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2 years
@_theekword 😂😂😂 I know what you mean; I once dumped a guy and the closure rounds lasted longer than the actual relationship 🙈🙈🙈
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@LNyati
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3 years
A friend, 42, just found out she’s 21 weeks pregnant. Siyahleka, siyakhala, si surprised 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@LNyati
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2 years
My Mom likes referring to life as being seasonal. For a woman who once moved us from a sprawling farm to a shack, I guess it’s all true. Here we are in our forever home…ooNdondo bakaMama 🫶🏾
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@LNyati
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1 year
@___xols “Your request cannot be acceded to at this stage due to capacity constraints.”
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6 months
@umxhosa A long pinky nail
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4 years
@ramsthulani_ It’s all that guerilla training in flashbacks...
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@LNyati
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3 years
These 8pm ‘family meetings’ aren’t the way. Why not issue a statement as early as can be. Some people have to wait until 8pm to know if they’ll be allowed to work tomorrow. Imagine the scramble to get suppliers, your staff and everything ready to open the next morning.
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@LNyati
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1 year
@thejpgvibe And so what happened to them? How did they get here👇🏾
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@LNyati
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5 years
Failing to criminalise apartheid has brought us Orania and now Verwoerd’s grandson to Parliament.
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1 year
@KierraAbt My brother says that about every person!!! No one’s ever good enough for his sister. Doesn’t stop me huiling though…
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@LNyati
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2 years
The suspect in the murder of Cape Town magistrate, Romay van Rooyen, is her 18 year old nephew who was a pallbearer at her funeral. Yes, read that again.
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1 year
Again, I repeat- You NEVER EVER mention your knowledge of the law in a roadblock. It’s - Yes Officer; No Officer; Please Officer; because no amount of wrongful arrest settlement will erase the trauma of being incarcerated in this country! Yes, you are within your rights but-
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2 years
@thisha_omuhle How my parents got separated and later divorced… Glad my Mom left and found a man that truly loves her.
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4 years
@mwelimasilela I heard quite a few of these stories in the Southern Cape. White farmers shooting livestock; poisoning water wells just because they hate to see black people farming independently from white employ.
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3 years
“I know a human when I see one. This response is from a clone or android or reptilian. I’m getting suspicious…”
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4 years
Greeting you in the name of 5 distinctions and a +80% average 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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6 years
@musa_gwebani Emphasis on “WITHOUT A MAN” is quite necessary. Those who don’t know why will catch up later. “Zisebenzele Ghel!”
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@ThandoAfrika Consent is the most “popular” defence. Grandpas claim they were enticed by their grandkids. No matter how the victim is; the perp will almost always say there was consent through conduct. Even men who’ve raped babies say this…
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2 years
@HloniMajola It’s 2022; you can actually say you find this man attractive instead of beating about the bush.
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4 years
Queueing at SASSA, hospitals, Home Affairs overnight has been normalised for poor black people. That's how government services are rendered to us. People die in these queues and not once has government felt it necessary to relook their service delivery modes at these outlets.
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1 year
@MsMamma_ Train yonke ye energy!!!
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1 year
My new view is my old office…
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2 years
A process engineer joined an Eskom Power Plant; after a few months he had devised a plan to manage time better and reduce overtime. After presenting his plan an attempt was made on his life. Looking at that payslip; the motive is now corroborated.
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@LNyati
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3 months
Ohhh did I tell you that we’re here now? 🤘🏾
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2 years
@thisha_omuhle I feel I should add that I LOVE my Dad but those two had no business getting married at 23!
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6 months
@Rhodes_Uni Not wena Mabizela, you rape apologist!!!
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1 year
@actuallyamo_ Everyday kumele sigubhe mtswarelo on this app. Hay’ nani khaniqine maan!!!
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7 months
@Qoboqobo4 Imanzi toxo! Imhlophe qhwa! Imnyama thsu! Iqine nkqi! Yome nko!
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5 years
“Nam ndiyahamba!”
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4 years
@Xila_Notywala @CityofCT When we tweet about police brutality kuthwa we’re making things up or obsessing about American culture. How do you pepperspray someone you’ve already apprehended and placed at the back of a van?
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4 months
@sabelothekreato Njani? You posted the vlog and thina we must drink water from now on? Sabelo don’t sabotage us. Vlog means we must all return to base and starting sipping on water.
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1 year
1/ In the 1st week May I became aware of some disturbing domestic worker abuse & I thought I’d share it on the tl. But after engaging the alleged abuser, I felt she’s too far gone & doesn’t deserve the time to convince her otherwise about her actions. So this will be brief.
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A few weeks ago on R2000 listeners were asked if they’d snitch on loved ones who’ve committed crime. The responses there are why we have little children simply disappearing into thin air and then blame the police.
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7 months
@LudidiVelani Cupcake must make a couch withdrawal!!
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3 years
@WheelsnToys Night club bills 🤷🏾‍♀️
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3 months
@popi_sibiya Buya Popi!!!! Buya ngoku! Lanto yothuka uDabawo ngomngcwabo sayithetha yaphela. Buya please, uxolelwe.
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@mikesharman Unemployment is depressing; people become discouraged and sometimes family has to step in and help sending out those applications. But of course you know that, you’re just baiting for engagement. Well done Mike 👍🏾
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@Artii_M @Ndodentle @malungelob When people are interviewed in their language you get gems such as these 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
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3 years
@cnehshuga Njaaayni when handbags are this size?
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3 years
@Max_Mofo You react with facial expressions only when it hits the spot 😆😆😆
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1 year
@FaizelPatel143 This country though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@mwelimasilela The black farmers had to report these matters at SAPS we’re all investigating officers were white; prosecutor and presiding officer - white. You can guess the outcome. All efforts blood, sweat and tears wiped with bullets to a whole herd.
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I was born in the year that Coloured and Indians agreed to “legitimise” apartheid rule and take part in a “parliament” that excluded the majority of South Africans. I know and understand well non-white racism. I’ve been “you people” long enough.
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A photo of my Grandma posing on top of a Valiant reached her parents somehow. She was in Jhb training to be a nurse. Her father took a train to go fetch her. In less than a month she was married to a man she barely knew & became Mrs Tshambo. I found all this out on her funeral.
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@Tshepo_Yadilemo @XoliPona @MINISouthAfrica It’s ok to downgrade when times are tough. Being honest and true to yourself about your situation will take you far in life. Be adaptive…
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8 years
Crushes that don't crush back! #ThingsIHate
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4 years
@ManuelVeyi Halala photosynthesis!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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4 years
@LadySkollie @Pearloysias “No drama, big cock...”
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@Mellow_Xxi I can also organise “uncles outside the gates” at a reasonable fee.
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@itsnotsumaiya @monaa_nonaa There’s levels to disadvantage and you know this.
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3 years
@XoliPona What I read is ‘we all do this, just say you’re sorry so we can all move on’.
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@LagerMntumni His violence is legendary!!! Ndingaya eRandburg Mag Court just on receipts!
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5 months
@sheldon_cameron I said we should Big Brother these two!! Can’t trust Correctional Services.
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3 years
@Lizo_Thwala @MoanerLeaser A petrol attendant filling up your Porsche thinks he stands a chance and he’ll take it if you let him!!!
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2 years
Imagine having to trust Zizi Kodwa with our security as a country.
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3 years
Cela nithi hooray 🙌🏾 UAunty Li una 38 🎊💃🏽
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@Akhona_PQ Makakhumbul’ ekhaya ngoku.
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1 year
I must stop feeling surprised seeing that there’s people who are genuinely happy about what the country’s going through. Happy like “Yesssss!!! Feel it!!! We’re running this!”
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Minister in the Presidency, Hon. Khumbudzo Ntshavheni ❤️
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@MakiMarish Funny and all but the reference to rounds when joking about parents 😬 Iyalumeza.
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4 years
@sipho_ditibane There’s something Chadwick about your husband. 💛
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@NhlakesR0s3 Yima kancinci… The Prince that died in his apartment after taking girls home from News Cafe…was he destined for the throne? I’d say we should start there if we’re looking into royal assassinations. That story was way too fishy!
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@Fikz_the_Cook @DJZinhle So glad you two got together for this🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
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@DrMom_Cooks Why do siblings do this to each other. I went to a Catholic primary school that had a convent; my brother said they got me from there 😂😭😂
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@Thando_Cu Don’t feel sad; I went alone on my birthday trip and enjoyed the drive, the scenery, gin and the spa treatment. Our lives shouldn’t stop just because we’re single.
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@_dcnszn You can still start today. Dust yourself up and go for it.
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Noba zithini ezi lyrics, she was right and they deserved her vengeance!!!!
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Wait for it… Nombulelo Yende paid everybody’s rent that day!
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@MbalulaFikile Or you weren’t invited…
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@iamkellykayy Show me a coloured person who wanted to opt in at "kaffir".
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@CoruscaKhaya @amradebe_boroja Where is this cheap land? Close to the workplace? Is it even serviced?
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@Chant_ella My dad received an offer to study theology in the States; we could have had a TD Nyati church now!!!
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