**asked to share a quick interesting fact about ourselves at a meeting today.
P1: I have a dog
P2: I have a kid
P3: I’m trying to buy a house
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Me: I have a 90 pound butter sculpture that looks like me.
Found the sweetest surprise in the shed this morning 🤍 little girl was chilly, but thanks to a blow out, calf jacket, warm milk and fresh bedding in the barn she’s warming right up.
If men don’t find me attractive, at least they’ll find me handy.
Radio only works with pressure/weight on the screen. A cow chain and duck tape solved that problem.
Dad: “You’re in the paper back home this week.”
Me: “oh? Why?”
Dad: “it’s a list of dairy’s most eligible women.”
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This is what he gets for making me promise I wouldn’t date until I was 30 as a child.
Attended a funeral yesterday for a dairyman. His daughter recalled what he achieved throughout his life related to cows, sports, community involvement - but we all agreed, his greatest successes are his kids and grandkids.
A truly humbling reminder about what really matters 🤍
** trying to bond with my new dentist in Kansas**
Dentist: I’ve been to the MN state fair.
Me: did you see the butter sculptures?
D: yes!
Me: I’m one of them…
I’m now a “celebrity” at the office 😂
Things I can do with my iPhone
- take ok pictures
- waste lots of time
- call my mom
Things
@MuscadineBLine
can do with theirs
- record amazing music in quarantine
#mbquarantineworktapes
For a girl who loves cows, this weekend with a custom cutting crew was pretty incredible.
Not pictured: delicious meals, the chaos of rain coming in, scouting fields, and driving the combine in my church dress yesterday.
As Father said during mass, Easter starts early when you attend the vigil.
Also for those counting, tonight was the halfway point! Two more services in the morning filled with notes that are so high they shouldn’t exist in vocal music.
Tell me you live in a small town without telling me you live in a small town. I’ll go first.
Main Street is shut down tonight for Vacation Bible Study.
If you thought sober Katie was passionate about agriculture, you should meet the Uber driver that just learned more about GMOs, foreign trade and farmer suicide rates than he ever could have dreamed about.