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“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.” ~ Truman Capote

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Joined March 2009
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1 year
@MrEAnders The company told us everything was fine and we, the journalists, decided we had to take them at their word.
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1 year
@Lee_Jameson Willa appears magically during Pride month to spread joy to all.
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@ChaviKar I’m tired and I didn’t even write Hamilton
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@GianmarcoSoresi Remember when the Jesus thing was hurting his career so they set up an interview with him all so he could say that he wasn’t that religious?
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4 years
@AkilahObviously introducing Fauci to Dr. Fauci made my day.
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@therobmilton @whoweekly How does this man have so many awful relatives?
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4 years
@karaswisher : Would you want to interview T**** for your podcast? @HillaryClinton : No I only want to talk to people I'm interested in that I admire. #MyQueen
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4 years
@_Nataliea @MisterJaredGray Ruined it, not dramatically improved it.
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1 year
@shriiiitt The fact that they’re unironically living out that episode in real time is both terrifying and mesmerizing.
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2 years
@30lovedown @joshstrap13 Sir, I’m not sure this is an issue that concerns you.
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@phtevennnnnn Every time she opens her mouth, the internet is ready. Gurl, please just deactivate.
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2 years
Woman Behind Me at the Theater: They should make The Birdcage into a musical! …Who wants to tell her?
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This is 40
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@agraybee This analogy is perfect because who would be trying to steal Hank?
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2 years
@primalux Crime Junkie really needs to be shut down forever.
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4 months
@iramadisonthree Yes, that’s what it means if you’re listening to “Roar” by Katy Perry.
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4 years
@JuliaBaritz @SyUrGuy @lpuma50 @chrissyteigen Take your anonymous Yoshi ass and your seven followers and exit the building.
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1 year
@zachsilberberg I honestly think we’re all so desperate for a communal experience we’re ready to turn any real-time cultural moment into an excuse to do all this
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1 year
@hellolanemoore I think they’re *not* good and they’re succeeding based on their persona and now they’re experiencing an identity crisis and dear god why am I still watching this?
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7 years
I feel like Robert Mueller is Andy trying to play the bone organ, and we're the rest of the Goonies trying not to fall in the pit and die.
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8 years
When someone posts about how horrified they are by #Brexit and then says they're going to write-in Bernie's name.
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@queensofbravo I’m sorry did Pavit just say he’d take Elon over Beyoncé? 😬
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4 years
@noabournexo @itsrachelseason Wait, so which verse of “Cruise” am I still allowed to sing?
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1 year
@limitlessjest @TylerDinucci “We’re, uh, we’re gonna take a nap and have a think, yeah?”
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1 year
@ashtontron Then I’m happy to inform you she is correct
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@alloveranthony This podcast has pulled me straight out of a depression
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@queensofbravo The showrunner doesn’t decide what storylines make the cut?
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1 year
@Jordanbloked Abort, abort
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1 year
I’m sorry what was the question?
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henry cavill or chris hemsworth?
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1 year
@slothlevine I roll my eyes every time I see theater language about a play “speaking to the current moment.” The current moment changes 73 times a day. Your play opens in three months. I would rethink this.
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@vulture I think this was all you had to say.
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1 year
@DavidADC Know and *prefer*
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4 years
@SyUrGuy @miri_ili_ @JuliaBaritz @lpuma50 @chrissyteigen All seven of your brain cells got their own Twitter accounts. Good for them.
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7 years
That "Great Comet" performance should have been introduced by Stefon because IT HAD EVERYTHING. #Tonys2017 @americanrep
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7 years
Going to see @BetteMidler in @HelloDollyBway tonight so obviously my funeral will be on Friday.
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4 years
I can promise you the President has never let anybody finish.
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4 months
@yosoymichael The comments are…
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2 years
Lots of great jokes in “A Strange Loop” but I will always appreciate “I will sell this house today.”
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2 years
@DPD_ Marnie was a warning to us all.
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3 months
@GayLaVie Arnold is shaking.
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1 year
@lint_ax Nothing says “We’re artists interested in engaging with those who take issue with our work” like the font a 12-year-old in 2001 would use in a Powerpoint presentation
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4 years
@MohanadElshieky Yes it’s completely their fault that after they made their case the Republicans did exactly what they wanted anyway. I only wish they could’ve worked some sort of sorcery that would change self-interested people into moral compasses. Aim for something other than hot takes?
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@crissles They sent a helicopter to Ptown as soon as the news broke.
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1 year
@slayerfestx98 @julietlandau Close the schools until we can figure out what’s going on
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2 years
Why does the cast party for the spring musical always end up just like this?
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2 years
@cwj92movieman Honest question, no animosity— Why do you assume Andrea took the nomination instead of Michelle Williams who is entirely in the wrong category?
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6 years
@adamguettel I’m not a fortune teller, but I bet this tweet is going to do great things for your career.
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1 year
@ooctheothertwo Chase snatched that GLAAD ally award
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@morxxddie That little gay gulp on “in marriage”
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2 years
Lea Michele doing her own intro is another jewel in her redemption arc crown. #TonyAwards2022
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@sunnyslopegirl1 @ConroyForReal You sound like you’re a blast at parties.
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2 years
@Kollinbenson_ @callmefaggg People like this do not have friends. They have Twitter bots they think are real people.
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@KidFury How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
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@marcusjdl @angryblkhoemo @whoweekly I found an account for you to flag
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@anxiousdeluxe He’s our VP
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1 year
Hey, I saw you flailing in the water and I liked your vibe.
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@macwrites I stood up off the couch at that moment
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@AndyRyHolder @whoweekly Robert Dopplefīnger
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@DanaSchwartzzz Imagine not knowing the difference between death threats and constructive criticism.
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@ihatejoelkim This is why wrestling is so appealing actually. They can change storylines from week to week.
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@ihatejoelkim Season five is still one of the best seasons of any television show ever.
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4 years
@nataliesurely Every person acting inconsiderately and facing consequences for it does not need a hot take arguing against it. Find other ways to be unique, please.
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5 years
@ihatejoelkim Rhode Island is NOT that eas—okay fine, yes we are.
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@tmckenna1015 “Casual” is Jessie Mueller
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4 years
Require elected officials to send their children to the public schools in their district.
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@walterowensgrpa @AP I can’t think of anything more American then thinking that American laws apply everywhere.
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4 years
@pant_leg Ooooh so many hot takes on this thread about a perfect tv show about service and kindness that was brought back solely to make money for charity.
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4 years
@BusyPhilipps Does @BusyPhilipps not like Ellen because I will send her an edible arrangement first thing tomorrow.
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@iramadisonthree I feel as though this is the one chance we’re ever going to have to axe Kyle
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1 year
@ihatejoelkim This is what they say if you have curtains.
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4 years
@jackmjenkins That protestor’s name is Tammy Brown and RI is proud of her!!!
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4 years
“Once covid is over" is starting to feel a lot like "I’ll learn my lines once we get the blocking.”
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3 years
@whoweekly I just kept shaking head hoping somebody would either stop this or let it go on forever
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1 year
I’m in my Cliffhanger Era
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@iramadisonthree Imagine saying “Gia” is mid.
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6 months
@Grindr I would say “Check your DM’s” but I doubt you can see your messages.
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@sarahhollowell @leiahuttslayer I’ve never been so fascinated and simultaneously confused all at the same time.
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@ihatejoelkim The Valley Gay and his inexplicable hairline
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@thegrumweld I wrote the entire Substack about this because his speech was really lovely, but it’s interesting that the argument was that all of these other actors would eventually get a second chance at winning and it never happened.
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“Are you wearing the—” “The Matt Bomer viral shorts? Yes. Yes, I am.”
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4 years
@GrossmanMax I’m making out a check to whoever has all of this.
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2 years
@cwj92movieman That’s fair. I just feel like Andrea ultimately deserved the slot and MW didn’t. I also think a supporting actor jockeying their way into a lead category just to advance their own prestige is far more unappealing than a bunch of actors championing a performance they liked.
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3 years
I wasn’t prepared for @whoweekly “HER’s on first.”
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6 years
@JohnBoyega I am 💀💀💀 at Fran in this
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6 years
@iraglass @cher @ThisAmerLife Cher, I need to hear you and Ira Glass conversing. It’s my wish for 2019 and for the rest of time.
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@hellolanemoore The money I would pay to watch whatever that sitcom is supposed to be.
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2 years
T-Shirt of the Week: He might be a little wrinkled, but he’s still a good man.
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@AndrewRyHolder The misspelling killed it
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4 years
@AudraEqualityMc Porters 2020
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2 years
In honor of Pride, please walk faster.
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5 years
Be honest, Catholics. Would you rather lock your kid alone in a room with a drag queen or a priest?
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7 years
I’ll give the win to whoever poisons the influencer. #TopChef
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3 years
I never post photos on here but my friend Jonathan Pitts-Wiley worked some magic with this one.
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2 years
@iramadisonthree This is a Thanos situation.
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4 years
His Presidential library is going to be three coloring books in the middle of an abandoned Walmart.
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