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NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. Same handle elsewhere. He/Him/His 🤓

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@MisterJaredGray
Jared Gray
6 years
Hi. I believe in you. Thank you for believing in me. 🤓
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Happy 10th Anniversary to the one time an April Fools’ prank on the internet actually worked
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4 years
Dicked
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5 months
If you weren’t around for this, the comments under the article on social media predictably proved the point of the joke
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@MisterJaredGray
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3 years
Musical Theatre Twitter last night
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4 years
@disneyparksjobs 😒😒😒😒😒
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“It’s not her. She has nothing to do with it. I’m the one you want. It’s me! IT’S MEEEEEEEEEEEE SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY”
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4 years
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3 months
You want a load-bearing post? The thing that blocked Jenny Nicholson’s view of the Star Wars hotel dinner show???
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Broadway Twitter all day today
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1 year
BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the Masquerade stairs at the closing performance of Broadway’s The Phantom Of The Opera
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2 years
The way the alphabet is integrated into Matilda’s “School Song” creates some of the most clever lyrics in musical theatre history and we don’t talk about this enough
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4 years
@brian_littrell We’re all about to show you the meaning of being lonely.
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4 months
Jay Gatsby’s Jay Gatsby’s favorite least favorite super hero super hero
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@MisterJaredGray
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Turning on The Corny Collins Show every afternoon when the clock strikes four
It’s impossible to watch this roll call and not get emotional. The joy and energy are just incredible.
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the students at Shiz University on Day 1:
@terrariuh
tara 🫧
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WHO THE HELL IS THAT.?:7:/&
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@_starchaser_21
aris (hozier’s version)
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ah yes the two sexualities, queer and italian
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3 years
A musical about Stephen Schwartz trying to write Wicked called tick, tick… BROOM! send tweet
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9 months
Giving Tuesday? More like
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2 years
I am DECEASED!!!
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@BwayBeatNews
The Broadway Beat
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First Time for Everything? Nation Actually Begging Understudy to Go On
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He says “Scratch that, reverse it” in the trailer but Willy Wonka famously says “Strike that, reverse it” and careless misquotes, especially in a character’s origin story, don’t sit right with me. They’ve got five months to fix it.
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@MisterJaredGray
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2 years
Everyone in Theatre Twitter can agree on one thing: No one else has range like this guy
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A bear on cocaine. Sounds crazy, no? But in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is a bear on cocaine…
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What’s a major problem in your field that is unsolved?
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4 years
No Jamie, you do not have to go to a Super Bowl party With the same 20 jerks you already know You could stay safe at home during fucking Covid And you could, God forbid, even stream my show And I know in your soul it must dr—
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If I go to Washington Will I be on my own? Because if I go to Washington Who will be my
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1 year
More photos from the Wicked set!!!
@JoeBrunoWSOC9
Joe Bruno
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On scene of the I-485 wreck. Cars are slowing passing the house on the shoulder. All minor injuries @wsoctv
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“It’s not her. She has nothing to do with it. I’m the one you want. It’s me! IT’S MEEEEEEEEEEEE SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY”
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Into The Woods (1987)
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joey ⟡
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i cut some of her toes off and now the slippers fit!
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2 years
Since everyone’s talking about Spring Awakening, I figured we should bring THIS classic back for those who might not have known…
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3 years
Theatre does not mean Broadway. Broadway does not mean Musicals.
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2 years
Wait till they find out Wicked already HAS a sequel called The Wizard Of Oz (1939)
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1 year
Season 1: Schmigadoon Season 2: Schmicago Season 3:
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3 years
Fixed it.
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“This isn’t your mother’s Mean Girls”
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6 months
the Ringo Starr movie better include this
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4 years
The most disappointing thing about this revival was the blatant false advertising. Kelli didn’t chase Corbin ONCE.
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People often ask me why I don’t teach theatre to children and I have to explain that this is what you’d get if I did
@2trash4luxury
LuxuryTrash™ Back-Up
2 years
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life
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“What have you done with my daughter?” “Are you mad? I am your daughter!”
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Happy Birthday, Judy!
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2 years
You know, the world is just a better place when you like musical theatre. ❤️
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•SCHMIGADOON (Golden Age classics) •SCHMICAGO (Jazz, Kander/Ebb stylings) •SCHMUNSET BOULEVARD (ALW-heavy) •SCHMORTY-SECOND STREET (Pre-1940s, lots of tap) •SCHMAVENUE Q (21st century, NYC-centric shows) •SCHMUNDAY IN THE PARK (Sondheim) •SCHMONDERLAND (Fantasy musicals)
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@milkyy_tweets
popular loner 🤷🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️
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u think people in the 1800s were being this funny when john wilks booth shot lincoln
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all of us watching this Illegal Hamilton saga
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2 years
after the plant eats Mushnik
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@ginn_emily I called it. Sort of. 😂
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5 years
Robin Arryn is still alive, right? Maybe HE shows up on the last episode of #GameOfThrones 😂
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@FScottFitzJesse
F. Scott Fitz Jesse (Johnny Utah Edition)
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What’s that song that goes: ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ aaaaaa AAAAAA aaaaa ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ AAAAAAAAAAAAA ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ AAAAAAA aaaaaaa ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ
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3 years
So when Company reopens are they gonna have Sondheim spinning a dance mix of “Being Alive” in the streets or
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Shout out to 1993’s TV adaptation of Gypsy for doing the transition-to-older sequence the same way it’s done in the stage show and absolutely f*cking nailing it. (CW: Strobe lights)
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girl were you the lead in Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella because you are being IMPOSSIBLE
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2 years
You all think it’s Amy Adams but what if
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You’re serving cunt? There’s a giant in our midst and my wife is dead and you’re serving cunt?
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2 years
I’ve seen this video a million times and I’m always surprised I didn’t make it 😆😂🤣
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This is a terrible situation but I don’t think blaming the WGA is the right call here.
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2 years
…and Ben Platt, who plays Dear, he gave 75%
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1 year
So they want to use the Haunted Mansion font? Fine, but that means *I’m* gonna make a thread of “Wicked as Haunted Mansion characters” 🧵
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2 years
Originally made this a few years ago but it was time for a 2022 update. You’re welcome. 😉
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3 years
What if these videos of Chenoweth trying to be in every show is a lead up to a big reveal where she finally finds the right one and it’s an announcement that she’s coming back to Broadway?
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Reasons why I’m single
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3 years
He’s the next Jenna
@WhatsOnStage
WhatsOnStage
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Ian McKellen: I'd love to do a musical
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@Cody_Wimmer It wasn’t until later, when I was washing the hazelnut filling off my hands I even knew he was dead.
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7 months
Oh.
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9 months
Courtney, midway through her shift
@feeltheheath
heath, feel the
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i am…so close to a break
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Jared Gray
2 months
I updated the official Tony Awards Bingo board to be a bit more 2024 specific 🤓
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@TheAdamSass this sex scene was so beautiful, its not oversexualized. its not even about sex. its about bailey & jess being vulnerable with each other & having a raw moment, realizing they see each other for who they are & showing the beauty of queer relationships & two men deeply in love.
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@imdeltabadhand
DELTA BADHAND 𝜗𝜚
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god it’s SO hot out and also I am SO sexy………
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The original prompt appears to be long gone, but here’s “The cerulean monologue from The Devil Wears Prada but about musical theatre” again. Just because. 🩵
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3 years
A Broadway production of Our American Cousin but at the right moment there’s a gunshot from the house right box and Steven Pasquale as John Wilkes Booth leaps to the stage and the show becomes a Broadway transfer of Assassins
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Thank you. ❤️
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I can’t tell if they’re doing this on purpose (for engagement) or if they’re just not very bright, but I’m willing to bet they think it means “Where are you, Romeo?” 🙄
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If you like The Gilded Age because you enjoy period dramas with broadway actors then you’d love Carrie The Musical
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Not that long ago, actually
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@StephenKing
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I wonder who invented stairs? I bet it was a long time ago, right?
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Ellen in Miss Saigon:
@BenWambeke
Wambeke With The Good Hair (he/him)
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Idk who this Kim girl is but sucks to be her rn
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Anna Kendrick All of us as Cathy in remembering The Last Cameron Mackintosh’s Five Years opinions are trash 🤝 “These are the people who cast Russell Crowe in a musical”
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New York’s hottest club is AUDRAGYPSY. As of November 21, this place will have everything: Strippers, a cow, Audra McDonald, a monkey named Gigolo. Be sure to try the egg rolls and don’t miss your chance to get your picture taken by the legendary photographer Bourgeron-Cochon!
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3 years
tick, tick… Boom, squish!
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4 years
*Sound on* Rich Man’s Frug, Sweet Charity (1966)
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Trying to see these ridiculariously dark photos like
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Glinda: Don’t be afraid. Elphaba: I’m not. It’s the Wizard who should be afraid... of me! Glinda:
@youvegotkev
Kevin Bianchi
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Imagine giving up the gig of a lifetime instead of literally just saying you’re sorry.
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“I hate that Disney just remakes all their classic movies” says an entire generation of people who grew up loving The Parent Trap (1998).
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Yes, I’m very familiar with Poor Things
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Name a musical theatre character who would absolutely be into NFTs. I’ll start: Mr. Mushnik
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CHARLOTTE: I finished the one-act SAMANTHA: I got an audition MIRANDA: I started the story SAMANTHA: Rehearsal pianist CARRIE: So where are we eating? BIG: I’m moving to Paris
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A musical where America’s founding fathers are played by the wives of Henry VIII 177-Six
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Today, it seems people are surprised the Evan Hansen movie is cutting songs and adding a new one because they’ve apparently never seen a movie adaptation of a stage musical before…
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4 years
Cinematic parallels: The Crown / @TheOnlyMayhem
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Citizens of Oz, there is an enemy who must be found and captured. She is evil; responsible for the mutilation of these poor innocent monkeys! Her green skin is but an outward manifestorium of her twisted nature. This distortion! This repulsion! This Wicked Witch!
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SONDHEIM: Everybody’s got the right to their dreams ALW:
@TheStage
The Stage
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Andrew Lloyd Webber has accused younger cast members in his musical Cinderella of failing to remember that they work in the “service industry”, adding that “nobody has a right to be on the stage”
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GEORGE: White A blank page or canvas The challenge Bring order to the whole Through design Composition Tension Balance Light And harmony DOT:
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Christian
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Sunday is kicking my ass omg
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“We apologize for the delay in this evening’s show. Due to multiple Covid cases, we have had to make several last-minute adjustments, and our remaining performers will be in masks. Also, if one of you could read some lines over the God Mic in Act 2, we’d really appreciate it.”
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“I wish…” “I know.”
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“Yeah, I said it. Fuck Schmigadoon!” – Beetlejuice The Musical, probably, on April 8 when it reopens
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I was not prepared for how much I would love Matilda, how easily the stage show was adapted to the screen, and how unafraid to be a musical it was from start to finish. What a wonderful way to wrap up the holiday season!
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@CerauloPeter @politico The quote is your bio is paraphrased and was never actually said by the author, whose name you’ve spelled incorrectly. Mistakes happen. I don’t need to see evidence of your earlier mistakes to assume you are wrong here as well. But it helps.
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@THR We should be getting a bunch of “But Harry Styles isn’t from Denmark so he can’t be in the movie or it’ll ruin my childhood” tweets, since that was the issue before, right? 😒
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