david alexander @DavidADC Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

i came so hard and shot so far but in the end it’s only baby batter

35

44

632

Last Seen Profiles

@GuillermoVon2

@KennyLeonard18

@BreeeMarie__

@ArabianMancs

@a__ds

@UBEBBB

@steveclarke1138

@Maradith05

@Sxaqz_x

@inuhari_kotetsu

@cj_sampson7

@lov3foxx

@ishmaelk

@wildpeachfarm

@chythkhngeynrn1

@ldibartolomei

@IKalltheway

@AmiraAh26894828

@cukienaknikmati

@HamiltonPolice

@mu82256

@toratsuba_chan

@jsonp671452

@BEEP_akihabara

@SemiconIndia

@BruceFxLee

@KorenSolust

@HERO_MIMA1

@LaaiClash

@SaraSqrBear

@ku_fallen

@DUKETHAGREAT

@m_qahtany

@Nalabastiaar

@amrhamdon

@WritingLair

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

and *this* is why i cannot separate the art from the artist, she truly does not care about the harm she causes and is continuing to profit from royalties and the fandom’s refusal to divest

887

36K

152K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 months

good. people have used grindr at the olympics in the past to out athletes, including ones from countries where being anything but cishet is illegal. trust theyre all finding ways to bang anyway lol

Louis Pisano

@LouisPisano

2 months

not they blocked Grindr in the Olympic Village 😭😭😭😭😭😭

113

2K

97K

31

6K

97K

david alexander

@DavidADC

10 months

do you even have to ask be so serious

The Notorious J.O.V.

@whotfisjovana

10 months

who wore it better

41

1K

18K

20

3K

47K

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 month

i cannot stop watching this

127

2K

29K

david alexander

@DavidADC

5 months

23

2K

25K

david alexander

@DavidADC

10 months

a panera charged lemonade spiked double vodka red bull would solve all my problems i think

37

3K

21K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 months

oh is that how cruising works?

41

2K

20K

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 months

another pair of shorts lost to the great thigh war

136

381

13K

david alexander

@DavidADC

9 months

W H A T

92

648

12K

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 year

i don’t get it they’re both boys? how would that even work

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

1 year

The trailer for ‘Red, White & Royal Blue’ has been released.

236

3K

24K

39

676

12K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

also i stole this screenshot because i have her blocked, her name muted, and use dark mode tyvm

48

110

8K

david alexander

@DavidADC

6 months

you’re not wrong

Greg

@halloimgreg

6 months

Popper-based art is the Live, Laugh, Love sign of millennial gay home decor.

9

81

892

13

692

8K

david alexander

@DavidADC

6 months

being into dudes is wild because i’ll see a guy with my body type and foam at the mouth while at the same time cannot look in the mirror for more than two seconds lmao

50

858

8K

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 year

finally, undies for femme tops that have a mattress on the floor

🃏

@CrashTFoutKJ

1 year

Would y'all wear boxer panties?

60

74

920

21

616

7K

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

woulda been a fleet, will definitely delete

86

293

6K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

i mostly remember our community recognizing there was a threat, discussing safety measures, and organizing with (or in spite of) local governments to get vaccines rolled out on the ground at gay bars/clubs to stamp out what could have been a much worse scenario

23

713

6K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

@seanpaulmahoney people can say “the books are ours she cant take that!” until they are blue in the face but by watching the movies when they stream and going to the theme park and buying merch and playing the games and keeping it culturally relevant, they continue to fund her hate :/

37

420

6K

david alexander

@DavidADC

4 years

My plans 2020

134

2K

5K

david alexander

@DavidADC

18 days

pass around mario party bottom

41

369

5K

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 year

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)

@danlehnermusic

1 year

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

3K

7K

114K

3

245

5K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

2 years

Stephanie Hsu is officially an #Oscars nominee.

54

905

10K

1

442

4K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 months

steeping the shirt he has tucked in front of his shorts in water to make dilf tea

29

177

4K

david alexander

@DavidADC

11 months

when he asks “how’s that taste?” while you’re ****** his ***

27

461

4K

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 year

i have never been more convinced that two people know what human flesh tastes like

36

172

4K

david alexander

@DavidADC

9 months

wait until you hear what a straight president did in the oval office with an intern

35

408

4K

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 year

this twink is trying to kill me

74

114

3K

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

i hate getting to the Boss Pill at the end of a bottle of PrEP

32

204

3K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

this instagram ad copy is the best i’ve ever been served

16

267

3K

david alexander

@DavidADC

4 years

I’m not a “top” or a “bottom” I’m “annoying”

17

711

3K

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 year

me throating a d*ldo… of course it is

SKZ MEMES 🥠 (My flop era)

@StayTishaa

1 year

What's your first tweet when you search for "fuck" in your page?

539

152

4K

35

94

3K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

yesterday a drunk bro saw me walking down the street in my gay little shorts and shouted “yoooo this guy has NEVER skipped a leg day!” and i’ve been riding that high ever since i realized i wasn’t being hate crimed

10

70

3K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

yes i think the 8 hour work day/40 hour work week is outdated and stupid but if we must adhere to it can we talk about how the work day went from 8 hours *including* a lunch hour to 8 hours *plus* a lunch hour because thats some bullshit

17

332

3K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

anyway, thighs

85

74

2K

david alexander

@DavidADC

10 months

emma stone, i have a role for you

Fascinating

@fasc1nate

10 months

In 1979, 16-year-old Brenda Ann Spencer was arrested after killing two people in San Diego, California. When asked why she did it, she replied, "I just don't like Mondays.”

445

582

6K

23

130

3K

david alexander

@DavidADC

6 months

i can do this too kinda

𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡

@THEEDON304

6 months

Put the icing inside the toaster strudel, itwas amazing 😻

2K

1K

28K

42

153

3K

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 year

@DiscreetLatino fun glee fact: this moment wasnt in the script and she’s actually not in character here, she rushed the set when her assistant read this scene to her

5

29

3K

david alexander

@DavidADC

4 months

don’t wanna dogpile on someone just sort of expressing a desire but… these events absolutely exist and are not particularly hard to find or even stumble upon with just the slightest modicum of effort

30

154

3K

david alexander

@DavidADC

4 years

I know it’s early still and my mom would KILL me if she knew I had these decorations out before Halloween (and even Thanksgiving) but my mini minimalist Christmas trees came in and they’re so cute!

49

176

2K

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

why isn’t calling in cuddles’d an acceptable reason to miss work

25

64

2K

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

friendship is temporary pacts are forever

13

44

2K

david alexander

@DavidADC

7 months

if sony doesn’t understand that her absolute contempt for this filmè is the driving force that makes it worth watching, they are even dumber than i thought

Cosmic Marvel

@cosmic_marvel

7 months

Sony is reportedly angry at Dakota Johnson for “dragging” ‘MADAME WEB’ and failing to “take any responsibility” after admitting she hadn't seen the film herself. “Producers and Sony aren't laughing over Dakota's continued dragging of how she sees the fallout of Madame Web and

209

110

2K

14

96

2K

david alexander

@DavidADC

11 months

ive spent the last half hour trying to get out of bed but every time i move he goes full boa constrictor and squeezes to keep me still even though he isnt even awake yet 😭

83

43

2K

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

i know grindr screenshots are cringe but i hope these two find/found each other 🥰

39

93

2K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

met and hung out with a cute boy in my building and left him a little note on his door, time to log onto twitter for the first time today and see what today’s hot topics are!

14

49

2K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

i have no intention of or interest in arguing with people in bad faith about this. if her long and vocal crusade against the trans community hasn’t been enough to convince you of the evil in her heart, clearly nothing i say will either. google is free. i don’t feed trolls

31

70

2K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

mejfnsjsjfnejsjfnrjsnxnriwnfntiwkdntjehbrvxgcbehaicnriebf

33

78

2K

david alexander

@DavidADC

8 days

i screamed

12

64

2K

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 year

like clockwork oh my fucking god if you don’t want to fuck your friends then just don’t fuck your friends! it isn’t that hard! if they get mad at you for not sleeping with them? they are shitty people and also not your friends because friends respect boundaries

40

129

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

how im tryna be on my birthday in ~2 weeks tbh

19

91

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

5 months

i can make these myself with a pair of jeans from old navy and one dance floor makeout

Dexerto

@Dexerto

5 months

This pair of designer jeans with pee-like stains is selling for $800

3K

2K

59K

7

73

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

“i’m in my slut era” i whisper to myself as i get spit roasted by the fedex driver and the stranger from an app we invited over after we started, only since my mouth is full it sounds more like “uhm uhn maur hlut hera”

32

74

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

6 months

is the watersports community pro- or anti-asparagus?

96

113

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

like not to sound sanctimonious but i feel like ive seen people say the response was an overreaction because it never blew up like people were scared it might; like yeah it never blew up because the community it was primarily impacting actually gave a shit and acted accordingly

9

114

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

if god didn’t want us using q-tips in our ears why did she put a g-spot there?

7

84

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 year

@computer_gay girl we are not thanksgiving turkeys and that’s on Fahrenheit period

2

12

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

10 months

timmy wants what gonzo has

1

21

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

4 years

Rain on Me into Hallucinate into Joan of Arc on the Dance Floor into Levitating into Solo into React into

27

106

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

@stachewaukee such a hateful person and like it bums me out that this world i loved as a child was created by her but once she showed her true colors i put that in the The Past category quick because the harm she does is more important than any nostalgia i feel entitled to

9

52

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 year

@computer_gay the fit is atrocious but also if i saw someone walking down the sidewalk with a little unsecured robot stalker i’m stealing that thing so fast

4

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

you’re telling me a tim told these tales?

16

103

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

a grindr but for finding hot tubs nearby that i can use

20

84

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

4 years

I finished the 30 day challenge after all

39

16

990

david alexander

@DavidADC

9 months

oh my fucking god

posts you can’t show your mom

@ohshidt

9 months

331

9K

72K

9

146

1K

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

winner winner slutty chicken dinner

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

one step closer to making my slutty guy fieri halloween costume a reality

7

1

76

40

48

993

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

twitter is the best hookup app in terms of finding people you think are both hot and have interests in common with and the worst hookup app in terms of those people being geographically convenient

15

77

957

david alexander

@DavidADC

5 years

I finished the whole30 and only complained about it every single day

21

25

898

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

“aroma inhaler for amber bottles” i’m-

19

72

918

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

hi i’m a lil drunk

33

8

873

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

do you think he paid the cameraperson or

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

2 years

Todrick Hall responds to ‘The Real Friends of WeHo’ backlash with a skit inspired by Mean Girls.

952

246

6K

6

38

883

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

i should probably change out that holiday soap bottle by now huh

24

28

828

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

oh no i just realized im going to have to live in the same house as *this* for the next month

65

6

844

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

my favorite person in the world is graduating with his mfa today. i don’t know how to put into words bow important you are or how much you mean to me so i’m not going to try. here’s a picture i took of you asleep five minutes ago instead 🥰

27

6

831

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

apropos of nothing, i just think it’s kinda wild how much hotter we’ve gotten over the last decade

34

17

852

david alexander

@DavidADC

11 months

people do not owe anyone public performances of grief btw

Pop Tingz

@ThePopTingz

11 months

The "Friends" cast have not yet commented on Matthew Perry's death as they are expected to release a joint statement soon, according to Page Six. A source close to the actors said they are in shock and suffering over the death of their “brother”.

180

865

22K

3

103

844

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

no klink at pride 😤

14

120

800

david alexander

@DavidADC

18 days

what the fuck is a deconstructed boxer brief i will physically fight you

30

809

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

i got a haircut and did an hour of cardio and am making actual food for dinner plz clap 🥺

31

4

750

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

@thisismeryan13 @Slade what amy schumer movie is this a promo for

2

3

775

david alexander

@DavidADC

4 years

@ZacharyTolson at least the trash took itself out

0

3

718

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 year

@hypeboywest

1

3

693

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 months

i saw goody proctor making out with the devil at battle hymn btw

5

36

722

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 month

@SingularJem you’re not wrong and yet it somehow still stresses me out

1

6

720

david alexander

@DavidADC

4 years

It’s my birthday so I got myself a mustache and my mom me this culturally appropriative T-shirt

79

18

672

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

“he’s a top, im vers - there is a LOT we are willing to do for access to a hot tub” a sentence that came out of my mouth last night, and i stand by it 100%

5

13

692

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 month

the THWACK

5

4

697

david alexander

@DavidADC

9 months

i have a name tyvm

Michael McLean

@cornoisseur

9 months

Pay your respects to the Chicago Hole while you still have the chance 🕳️

20

48

850

10

16

686

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

i am once again a (shared) office boy

25

7

649

david alexander

@DavidADC

7 months

if i ever “the pic/video i just took 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🤭🤭🤭😈😈😈” without actually sharing said pic/video will someone please just old yeller me because TRULY what is the point of a post like that

19

45

671

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

fucked around and found out

11

44

635

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 month

@bong_rot air fry me daddy

2

3

653

david alexander

@DavidADC

2 years

idk ive been dating my boyfriend for 11 years sounds like a you problem have you tried being less intense first thing in the morning on a holiday?

12

34

630

david alexander

@DavidADC

3 years

@meakoopa there is an extended sequence where she talks about what she looks for in an onion ring, and also after each wing bite she calls out the flavor notes/profile of the sauce and it’s like…she is so powerful

0

6

619

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 year

it is okay to let stories have endings!!! not everything needs a sequel!!

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

Greta Gerwig admits she currently isn’t looking to develop a sequel to #Barbie “I wouldn’t want to squash anybody else’s dream but for me, at this moment, I’m at totally zero.” ()

58

306

7K

5

53

630

david alexander

@DavidADC

1 year

0

76

624

david alexander

@DavidADC

4 years

POV you’re my laptop and I’m pretending to study

23

15

593