𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭 @NzePatoh Twitter profile

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 years

It's not my job to be likable. It's my job to be myself and the right people will gravitate.

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 months

Men in teke>>>>>

Tifah Tiffany

@TifahTiffany

3 months

Men in tech >>>>>>

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@NzePatoh

1 year

Wilfred Zaha after tasting Kigere at Kyadi

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@NzePatoh

2 years

Bodaguy: Obadde okimanyi nti Kati bagenda giyiita Esaawa ya king Me: Parking-a awo seeka.

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 years

#AD KANO KALANGO! HERE WE GO! The degree has been secured. Paperworks are signed @Makerere officially today. I wanna say thank you to JAH, @HEBobiwine & to all those guys that tased in courseworks selflessly,you're the real heroes. Peace & Love. #MakerereAt100 #Mak72ndGrad

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@NzePatoh

11 months

𝐀 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧. +1

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 years

RATE OUT OF 10?

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

13 days

Dude, she squaz Ya Levis Her vid is even trending on twitter, check💀

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 years

As early as FEBRUARY

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

8 months

Abadde musajja mulungi bambi

THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬

@AllanSseky

8 months

Kano Kali Katya 😂😂🙌

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

1 year

😂😂😂😂nedda mwana

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 years

Who are you waving at? Ohhhhh Voters😂🫣

Yoweri K Museveni

@KagutaMuseveni

2 years

On the weekend, I was in Kisozi to see the cattle z’obujajja (ancestral cattle – enshugyi). These cattle are, really, so wonderful!! It was so dry, but they were still managing, as you can see in the pictures. The exotic ones would not survive.

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

4 years

Gwe who told you to pay meals for the whole semester😂😂😂😂

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

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David II

@ebben_jr

1 year

A picture 📷 of your driver's license!

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 years

But Mzee I even abused Bobi Wine Why?

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

4 years

2021: Let's normalize walking out on all toxic people like this!!

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

1 year

Petition to ban Zahara Toto from public stage.

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 years

Rolex is 20k 😭 We are going to eat amapiano for supper

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Mwafumbye degree ya sotrix?

Kwizera 🥀 ✨ 🖤

@faithkwizera22

3 years

man emele teja 😒

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 years

Little Faith held her mouth in disbelief at the existence of the "mighty third arm" she last heard of in biology class 💀

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Birthday with my favorite bros. Lovely humans these two♥️

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 years

A-Plus Funeral Services is a money laundering scheme. Audit them!!

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

1 year

Goated...

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@tamsully12

1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 years

Biggest London Club in my book🤭

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@NzePatoh

3 months

Owakabi🎵

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

3 months

Gimme gimme gimme! 🇸🇪🥶

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@NzePatoh

3 years

I think about this tweet alot😂

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@NzePatoh

11 months

Tony Mawejje

Viana Indi

@vianaindi1

11 months

Which kiganda name suits me 😊 ?? #NbsAfter5

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@NzePatoh

3 years

The rat died of shock It was shook That's a rat shake

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 years

Omwana wa boda(mu jam) agambye Afande Tutte abebisaawo bangi wano. Everyone burst out laughing 😂😭

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@NzePatoh

3 years

+1👌

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 years

Season etandiise silina jersey. Ndowoza nyongeremu ku 👇

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

1 year

Just pay your rent....save that jazz for your mitte.

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Africa is a WhatsApp group 😂

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 years

I wanna go home🎶🎶🎶🎶😭

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 years

Pirlo-Mbiisi 😂😭💀

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 years

Smile Telecom😁

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

13 days

You’re worried about Ya Levis —— at least he’s a celebrity. Should we tell you about what she did at the houseparty in Kyanja 💀

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

7 months

Queen Elizabeth

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 years

Bruno K "drunk one for the road" and never returned.

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 years

Sabrina's saucepans watching you guys only talking about the plates and cups

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Bro we are in pandemic Tusiiba mu vest za rotary ne bu short.

LoneChild👼🏾

@LoneChildMJB

3 years

Do not forget to buy your suits from @OscarSuits01 😌😉👨🏼‍💼🔥

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 years

Looking peng, might tell you 2023 is next year.

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@albertKatruGuma

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 years

So much Truth 💀

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

8 months

My stomach is bigger than your bum.

Amooti 🌹🌹

@Amooti_Mami

8 months

@NzePatoh No wonder you look pregnant

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

8 months

It comes with lots of discipline & minimal selfies.

Fer Rouq

@Fer_ouq

8 months

Chef Faila has succeeded in owning this record. No one will surpass this without risking a heart attack

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

4 years

Meet Atimango maracha,the first Luo woman to eat Kalo with a fork. 😂😂😂😂

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

4 years

Naye Nedda ah ah

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 years

Gishu boys when they are clocking adulthood. The elders:

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 months

With this quality of output, you should have stayed home like the rest of us.

Canary Mugume

@CanaryMugume

2 months

Kenyan protesters marching towards City Hall which is very close to the Kenyan parliament.

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@NzePatoh

2 years

He is better than Maguire.

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@ESPNUK

2 years

Should Chris Smalling go to the World Cup? 🤔

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@NzePatoh

2 years

Finish that state agenda propagandist. Pathetic!

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 years

10/10 before I even watch it

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

4 years

You're not pretty,you just have a big following.

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@NzePatoh

3 months

Ani asinga entondo?

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@NzePatoh

2 years

This real?

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 years

Wano teyakubye nyo?

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 years

Teach your kids to mind their business. It helps

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@ZaharahManyeshi

3 years

How am i gonna tell my kids that this is the same person??

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@NzePatoh

1 year

Bro....this man carried sports in the country at some point 😂 We would thereafter follow him to Top radio.

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@RamahKizito

1 year

I hope #NBSAt15 honored this man.

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Bwatyo Mohammed naba_Salah #FPL

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@NzePatoh

3 years

When you see it💀💀💀

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

10 months

Talina magulu?

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@wokaen

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KISU // @ksanettt

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@NzePatoh

2 years

Then there is you, with a strong likeness to Spurs Bombastic rhetoric with nothing to show for it,your trophy cabinets are empty. Attempts to clinch any silverware over the years have been futile,yet you brag about having Ssemujju(son) and Kane(Besigye),who are absolute ballers.

FDC

@FDCOfficial1

2 years

Manchester United or NRM, the difference is the similarity! Both institutions rely on two individuals for survival. Both are wet blankets that have caused pain to humans, one with a losing streak & the other with violence & injustice.The two have lied about fundamental change!😏

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@NzePatoh

2 years

In whatever you do AVOID WOMEN.

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@NzePatoh

4 years

Ugandans on the other side😂😂😂😂😂

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

4 months

Watch till the end😂

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@NzePatoh

3 years

The only election NRM can't rig is the Makerere guild election.

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@NzePatoh

3 years

ABAKAMANYI 🐐

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

2 years

Bad black that went to Lohana

Kirya Ug 🇺🇬

@kirya_ug

2 years

Naye Omukazzi yalogga Canary waffe, yenna musajja wattu alli awo bwatyo 😂😭

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@NzePatoh

3 years

The only guy that can save us from NRM.

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

10 months

"she better have a contraceptive plan"

Miggi

@MiggiTheJeweler

10 months

If you saw this crawl out yo tv, wyd?

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Eno fanbase ekisuusa nyo😂😂😂😂

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 years

Two weeks later....

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Wednesdays gat me like🥳 #WCW

Jojo🌻

@jovia_nantongo

3 years

going to start paying Patrick for psychotherapy. He always understands the assignment.👍🏾

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Check on your 'simblings' Yesterday wasn't business as usual in your favorite bars😂💀

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@NzePatoh

3 months

Tbh no one thinks that.

NTV UGANDA

@ntvuganda

3 months

Most people think I'm not Ugandan because of my unique sound. - @Elijah_Kitaka1 Join us as he shares his story with @stella_nante Watch |

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@NzePatoh

2 years

Sabrina's utensils on the 30th day

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Just like Bobi Wine, Cheptegei came second.

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Guula candle ofuuna 10

Kelvin Omukungu

@KOmukungu

3 years

You buy yaka for 5000shs and you get 3.3 units. Lol

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@NzePatoh

10 months

.....broke era......

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Kambuuze nga omusiiru. Have you come across a Krystal empty bottle in your neighborhood?

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@NzePatoh

2 years

E Q U A T O R it's right there ffs

The Real Jollix 🇺🇬 🇺🇬

@TheRealJolly256

2 years

In Uganda 🇺🇬 everything is possible. Equoter has been shifted 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Naye ba influencer "NEDDA" These are awards not a drink up.

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@EddiePages

3 years

Zaha’s designer is top notch. #JanziAwards21

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@NzePatoh

3 years

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

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@NzePatoh

3 months

One of the brothers from Manifest told my girlfriend at MUBs that she shouldn't date me because I'm not a believer. Fast forward he's now dating her.

Uncle Mark

@UncleMarkUganda

3 months

What’s your Phaneroo testimony? #MyGreatPriceVI

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@NzePatoh

3 years

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

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@NzePatoh

1 year

This is actually sick.

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@NzePatoh

2 years

Kuva dda nga bampiita kikenembi, sikombye sukaali nsuula ntebbe.

Kwizera 🥀 ✨ 🖤

@faithkwizera22

2 years

Sugar 😛😂

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@NzePatoh

2 years

You'll need to stand on one, little missy.

Kwizera 🥀 ✨ 🖤

@faithkwizera22

2 years

I want to see the table

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@NzePatoh

25 days

Such thought processes are the reason we have the parliament we have right now. Unlearn it.

Dr. Luka

@ReaganLukabwe

25 days

Appreciation post for @Mama_d256 . She has been there for the people since day one. Why didn't mama D contest for MP in the previous elections?

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@NzePatoh

4 years

You just had to be there😂👋

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Okay this is hella funny😂😂😂😂

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@NzePatoh

2 years

"Being needy" isn't attractive either.

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𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔 🍭

@NzePatoh

3 years

This Dress!

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@NzePatoh

7 months

"𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞." ── Sunday ──

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@NzePatoh

3 years

😂temugwa

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Lol No.

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Legends what would been your plan for damage control?

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@NzePatoh

8 months

Twoday's 2 Slides.🩷 📸: @kingtrexon

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@NzePatoh

11 months

Today's sermon FEAR WOMEN⚠️

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@NzePatoh

3 years

Me after realizing Nana is into women.

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