Dear
@DuncanAbigaba
I am obsessed with you for a reason. You I consider you family. We share too many mutual friends and acquaintances. Heck your younger brother was under my wing for his O level and I believe I taught him well.
Let me tell you a story about the NRM.
Sentenced to death in 2 countries. For the small crime of treason.
He died of old age a freeman. With corresponding bullet scars to show.
Hosted a president to dry tea and G nuts in his home because his wife didn't believe he knew the man.
Dear dad.
I turned 35 years old today.
Of course I expected to last this long. The days of my youth are gone but I hope I have learnt lessons to take me through the seas I still sail.
I am on my bed suffering from something that describes the folly of my youth. Ulcers
An PM of Uganda had his daughter married to the son of a President.
The President of Tz has a sister married in Uganda.
One of the richest men in Kenya has his daughter married to one of the richest Ugandans.
These things happen very easily when you don't ask for transport.
I own 87 boda bodas. Since curfew last year, Police have impounded and released 54 of them on bond/bribe of 100k.
Needless to say, it is no longer a viable business option.
The hidden costs of doing business in Uganda????
It is my duty to individually harass you at every opportunity I get. You led to the closure of Facebook for your ego and cost me a livelihood.
If I ever have a chance in future to repay that debt. No lows I won't stoop to.
Today Parliament elects a speaker. Acholi has 102 votes.
Okot P'Bitek is standing.
Let us see if he will get that number of votes since they want the position ringfenced for them.
Let us see if all this talk isn't just a diversion for them to keep eating crumbs.
From childhood I have been a carpe diem guy. I ended up in Nairobi with Ugx. 10k. I found guys at Kyadi drinking beer, I tapped. At midnight the bus arrived. They assumed I was part of them. Off we went. No one suspected I was fluking.
Dear
@ZeeroBrain
and
@BuniChristopher
I have been meaning to write to you but eh. Eh. Things have been so tough. Never have I been in a hole that required me to use my phone book and reach out to strangers extensively to solve what usually are penny problems.
Been cooking as
Dear dad.
If I knew it, I would say it then. Alas I only speculated. I love the history because it is already said and makes life uncomplicated. When you revisit it the trouble rises.
Up to two years ago, life was simple. I wanted to be as far away from you as I could.
I was in 2nd year, in a girl's room when a man pulled over with his car to take the damsel out. Needless to say I was left there.
Now it is my turn, they are changing goalposts. Nedda. Nedda. Mutulekemu.
I have never met you. Never think I will need to in this life.
2 things in this life I can say as an X Judge:
1. Your taste in men is really poor.
2. Your dopamine sensors really struggle.
How can our leaders not want this for us? This is a train station at 9pm, with people comfortably seating waiting for the train. No dirt, no guns in sight
Dear
@ivan_magomu
Don't appeal that judgement.
Let us see who the real cowards and sell outs are?
Let us see, let us sit by the riverbank and watch the bodies float.
I feel Mutuzo and Buni are better off in a room together.
They seem to want it so bad we are the ones obstructing the view.
I am sure they will have no setback getting to a comprehensive agreement.
But Duncan IAM:
More
Educated
Polished
Enlightened.
Exposed.
Articulate.
The only merit you have over me is your tribe as regards the jobs you have done for the Gov of Uganda.
I will wait here till you prove me wrong.
Dear Emily.
You know whenever I take to a rugby field, it is a special time for me. I have played many sports with varying levels of success. I have picked more chess and table tennis medals than any in rugby.
I spend more afternoons picking up on a court, I have run a good
600 years on.
Harvard, Eton, Yale, Oxford, MIT don't need annex campuses.
Another hare brained idea.
Truth is no one wants to go to KCB - Luteete campus. Look at MACOS and her Mulawa campus. Not a brilliant idea.
Namirembe Diocese schools such as King's College, Budo and Mengo SS are reported to need more land to open new campuses. Should be a worthwhile experiment having 1,000-2,000 Budonians unleashed on unsuspecting members of the public each year, but I digress. The new locations?
Everytime I see this man, I know a scam is loading nearby. Everytime like clockwork.
Why is MK movement full of big names with entirely empty backgrounds? Men who you think have made it but have no merit?
Uganda is funny...
2:00p.m i am at my Kafunda in Banda having a beer, then an argument breaks out on whose kafunda is better...
8:30 We are at his kafunda.
In Fort Portal.
I am not in anyway scaring you but I have seen this story many times. I wanted it not to be your way for you are a simple country boy. Alas it is now your fate. I will help but you are on your own good sire...
Fight me if you must. Wife material women are going extinct soon. We will be left with girls that sleep with whichever person in their sex circle received their salary most recently.
Dear
@TheMutaD
Never has a new word excited me like this one.
I wanted to call you but I suspect you are very busy and I am very idle. Never a good combination for gossip.
MERETRICIOUS.
Have a seat. Let me tell you a long story. This has been the definition of what I
Every state and nation has its original sin.
Uganda is classism.
People are so obsessed with "ghetto" rich.
The 1st word I learnt in Luganda was Bukopi.
The 1st word I learnt in Runyankore was Mukoko.
Explains the poor pay we subject each other to.
Everytime I see this man, I know a scam is loading nearby. Everytime like clockwork.
Why is MK movement full of big names with entirely empty backgrounds? Men who you think have made it but have no merit?
Uganda has had 8 Presidents.
Those who were army men:
Mutesa
Amin
Okello Olara
Okello Lutwa
Museveni.
Civilians:
Obote
Lule
Binaisa.
Though the military men have always had a long time, it has never been good.
It is the short civilian times that spurt growth.
We just dragged Kyambogo to the international round of the Zain Africa Challenge for the only time in history.
We lost at the round of 64. Had fun and made many geeky and nerdy friends.
Still the best minds to consult on a wide range of issues from fashion to marine biology.
Rugby is a game we participate in from our own goodwill and time.
@ivan_magomu
is allowed to freely express his political opinion. The management of NCS directly affects him and his welfare as a sportsperson.
There’s a big difference between social climbing and networking! Once we understand the difference then you can continue with ‘okusika oluseke’ trend without being misinterpreted.
So who are social climbers?
Dear
@mayanja_judy
At this point, many people are weighing in on the Marvin issue. I am sure NCS have their point of view since the head is an OB he will give the verdict you expect. I mean the National Team Manager has given his side.
The VP FUFA will also give his side.
I want to thank
@RwandaRugby250
for being great hosts. Gave us a good game and a greater meal.
To the men I always trust, thank you.
@ntare_league
we always better our best.
The first tour was a massive responsibility pulled off, onto better.
CC: Rwanda rugby.
People go abroad:
Work.
School
afford.
The kids on holiday, the Banyankore think by educating the kids abroad they will survive the bad country they have created.
FYI my father went to school abroad after Primary school my grandpa for Uni
They died sad, poor & beaten
How can someone who can't differentiate soup and pudding, scone and a bun, toppings and helpings, bread and meat knife complain about a place.
Gourmet meals just like couture fashion are discerning.
You wonder why we always just invite you for Bikalayi.
Eyo level yamwe...
Banyankore and people from Western Uganda are the ones who find Muhoozi knowledgeable and able to replace his father.
They find the rest of us resistant to such an idea as stupid regardless of the fact that we are rapidly balkanising...
How do you fix the country? That’s the question you are failing to answer and are instead saying I’m seeking cheap popularity.
Simply tell us what you plan on doing differently. Can’t be too hard for you to say, seeing as you’re confident about “fixing our country”.
Top lad.
Played for Kobs on Friday. Took a quick hop to spend time with his real mates. Gave us a monster of a game on Saturday.
True spirit of the Lion. Always turn up ready for the task at hand.
Also what did the KCB, Ntare and Kigezi high school educated old boys who spoke proper English do for the common man? They spoke proper English as the country tanked.
But at least they wore nice voop and walked with swagger.
Moi was a master of politics.
At the end of his regime the negotiations happened at Mt. Elgon hotel in Mbale.
The mediators were both relatives. The conversations they had.
Freeing political prisoners.
Appointing younger cadres.
Uganda is going the Bashir way.
In real transition terms; Uganda can either be Kenya at Moi’s end or Sudan at Bashir’s end.
The shocking part is we don’t realise how close we are to either scenario.
All this because you didn't get your share.
I can comfortably state you actually do nothing for coffee. Nothing outside patronage. You fucking NRM leeches.
By 2025, the whole truth will be out but unfortunately the country won’t be able to even recover $1 or export one container! If the cafes were not opened with Shs 9.6B, then what can $37B do? Even that big city in Ntinda closed, just like Ntungamo Factory will close. Nti Che
That is why you are still limited to survival.
I am hard to deal with but you are a good piece of entertainment.
Carry on. I enjoy the drama. I can subscribe and pay anytime you are ready to do that.
is precious. No one asks you to do the same thing twice unless you are the absolute best at what you do. Even then someone will take your place in the shortest time possible.
Being a father is precious. Just choose a kind person to do it with.
I was at a burial, this woman sure I can't speak Luganda goes.
Eh omusajja alina omumwa. Mukazzi we NGA akyigudeko. I have been giggling non-stop.
It is just funny how she said it, I can't control myself.
What does Kira Municipal Council do for its residents?
The political leaders that yawned for power and positions come back to us telling us how they don’t get funds and have no power.
Leaders in Kira also want to be led by their voters.
Me: 🫢
I have a feeling we weren't celebrating the Bowl win.
We were celebrating beating Germany. It had become a mental hurdle we were struggling to overcome.
The men saying they'd never date such women who dance on stage with artistes, ask yourself if those women would even look your way 😂Also why are you pained by the decisions of an adult you don't know & doesn't even care for your existence ? 😂
Collecting debt in Kampala isn't for the faint hearted. I have noticed many people call me to deal with bad debtors, I seem to have discovered a new talent. I couldn't have nurtured it earlier in life since I had nothing to lend out so I never had to collect.
Mbale Elephants threatened to have day 2 not played.
A Union official hurried to the car and came back with 5.1m in cash and handed it over. Unaudited.
Guess Gulu and Mbarara we should receive double.
The money is there, the will to give isn't.
Yesterday
@Faizafabz
was fired up and fiery. She was pushing us to
#March2Parliament
. Today she is an unwarranted visitor of the state. It could be you or me. The similarity is telling.
I am so done with Kampala.
I am getting a boda to Gulu.
I will use roadside bodas. Take a boda from Kawempe to Matugga. Leap on the next like that till I reach Gulu.
This city is very constraining. Time to test how far Bodas have evolved.