Jon Aguiar @JonAguiar Twitter profile

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1 year

@3YearLetterman @GuyFieri @PaulaAbdul SMH it was a gift from the Italians...

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@kenklippenstein Probably worked on it as an April fool's joke. Didn't get the code out in time, and just did it anyways

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1 year

Still got it

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@kenklippenstein 867 subs from a number rounded to the nearest thousand is possibly my favorite part of this tweet

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@mdudas @ChartCrimes

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1 year

It's a testament to the genius of Spoelstra that the heat haven't lost every game by 20

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1 year

Joe Biden should not be president, or running for re-election. Neither should anyone who is or will be 80+ during their term. This is not a political or party-oriented take It's common sense

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1 year

@Acyn #NiceFace

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1 year

YouTube TV is amazing with the sole exception of live sports where the rest of the world is 15-20 seconds ahead of you

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7 months

@GaetaAmy 36k Twitter posts and you don't think it's the screens 😳

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@JonAguiar

7 months

@mcuban All I get is ads for gambling on solitaire that comes with a community note that says the game is rigged 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@JonAguiar

8 months

We are the only country on earth where we accept that it is a God-given right of mentally ill people to kill and maim dozens of people with easily acquired military-grade weapons The 2nd amendment is a joke

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@JonAguiar

7 months

Fraud has consequences. Right @elonmusk ?

First Squawk

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7 months

JUDGE FINDS EVIDENCE THAT TESLA, MUSK KNEW ABOUT AUTOPILOT DEFECT - YAHOO

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2 years

@baggins_cc @nnimrodd @elonmusk @SenSchumer @LeaderMcConnell @Ukraine You're literally from Antarctica. Who is "we"?

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7 months

@AMurleyJ @CSURAM88 I'm not sure what Pete has been telling you but my Birthday is in April...

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1 year

@elonmusk Yes. This is why I do all my research in the 'For You' section where an unbiased algorithm can show me what I need to know. Thank you for saving Twitter! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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6 months

@elonmusk There's clearly no point in wasting the time to vote. It's all rigged anyways.

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6 months

@lindayaX @X Good lord... how many McKinsey consulting hours went into this tweet?

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3 months

@zerohedge You just don't understand. Saylor is going to collect all 21 million like it's pokemon

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

6 months

Today is the 10th Annual Fantasy Football World Championships. $14 Million in prizes and $2 Million to the winner Last night we revealed the (yet unnamed) perpetual trophy inscribed with all the previous winners names. She's a beauty.

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

1 year

@Jason There is a difference between getting taxpayer money and being government sponsored/controlled and conflating the 2 diminishes the impact of calling out the latter. PBS is not the same as TASS

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3 months

@ChancesCards Pandemics

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9 months

@3YearLetterman @GavinNewsom @kimguilfoyle That's Walter Payton...

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

7 months

The @DraftKings Pick 6 game is now live in 8 more states! Alaska Georgia Nebraska North Dakota South Dakota New Mexico Utah Washington DC You're up! For the rest of you, please be patient as we work on getting your states up and running ASAP

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1 year

@TicTocTick Something missing here is that a lot of bearish sentiment on $TSLA assuming more forced selling by Elon coming. What happens when they announce that Starlink is being spun off and taken public netting Elon ~40bn liquidity so he never has to sell again?

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7 months

@StopAntisemites There should be public databases of these people that employers can search so they don't unintentionally hire one of these nazi-adjacent pieces of garbage.

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6 months

Ladies and Gentlemen WE. ARE. LIVE. With @DraftKings Pick 6 in: - CALIFORNIA - WEST VIRGINIA

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@JonAguiar

4 months

8 months ago I drunk booked a bet with @BenbaLamb to play a 36 hole match for 1 btc each after 3 years (he paid me 1 eth to take the bet). He was a 6 index at the time, I was a 12.5 I'm down to a 9.7 and at the rate BTC is ripping I might be playing golf full time by September

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8 months

Feel bad for people coming to Vegas right now on vacation. The Strip/City are a disaster. Word will get out eventually many will not to come here from September to December and whatever economic benefit comes from the 4 days of the race week will be lost in those 4 months. Big

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Jon Aguiar

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7 months

On the first night of Pick 6 contests on @DraftKings 6/6 paid out 57x. This will certainly come down over time, and is partially a function of some overlay. But tell me why anyone would ever want to play these fixed-odd player-prop parlay cards against the house? Fantasy

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1 year

@Snowden You haven't lived until you've had the @nytimes print lies about you on the front page for everyone you've ever known to see!

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1 year

My very first hand of the 2023 @WSOP was T2o RIP Doyle

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4 months

It's the guns

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6 months

@3YearLetterman @SenatorCardin Seems like a violation of your first amendment rights for him to censor you like that

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2 months

If your primary concern about a war in the middle east is how it's impacting meme coin prices you might want to consider reevaluating your entire life

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1 year

Gambling is the greatest invention in the history of mankind

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1 year

@AllenKessler @notontilt09 All I takes is one long par 3 over water and you will take a 45 and be drawing dead

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@JonAguiar

2 years

@mtracey Millions of people used to sacrifice their lives without much thought to defend good vs evil in the world. Michael can't stomach the idea of sacrificing <$200 per American.

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

3 months

Golf one and done contests are now live in 13 @DKSportsbook states! - Pick one golfer a week over 22 tournaments - You can only use each golfer once - Your score is the total $ winnings for your golfer in that tournament Now live in : AZ, CO, IA, KS, LA, MD, MI, NH, NJ, TN,

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1 year

When people realize there's only 250 @chubbicorns

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@JonAguiar

8 months

@BigT44DFS @RunPureSports Pictured: Peak Male Performance

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@JonAguiar

8 months

With Maine going live today @DKSportsbook is now in half of the States in the US (plus Ontario) with Vermont and NC coming in the next few months to take us to 27. Bang

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

6 months

Dan Campbell is the guy who gets 3rd in a poker tournament on a bad beat and loses it all and then some in the craps pit

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@JonAguiar

3 months

@zerohedge He's going to announce a 20/1 split on a day btc is down 5% and bust 3 or more funds when the stock rips 30%

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

7 months

Hopefully this is the final straw in a nationwide ban of TikTok. China is rotting our kids brains with remarkable effectiveness. Chinese TikTok is all math problems and ccp propeganda. This is what our kids get.

Yashar Ali 🐘

@yashar

7 months

Over the past 24 hours, thousands of TikToks (at least) have been posted where people share how they just read Bin Laden’s infamous "Letter to America," in which he explained why he attacked the United States. The TikToks are from people of all ages, races, ethnicities, and

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1 year

@PelosiTracker_ @ParikPatelCFA

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1 year

So are we doing laser eyes and .eth Twitter names again or... ?

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@JonAguiar

8 months

@dfinzer @DeeZe "we are upgrading our user experience" "Also... Layoffs" Web3 is undefeated

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@JonAguiar

8 months

100% of the people I know who died consumed water in the days leading up to their death. Why aren't we investigating water?

Rasmussen Reports

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8 months

Killer Jab? 24% Say Someone They Know Died From COVID-19 Vaccine Nearly a quarter of Americans believe someone they know died from COVID-19 vaccine side effects.. More At Rasmussen Reports:

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Jon Aguiar

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4 months

DQ'ing players for signing for the wrong score, or even making pros keep their own score in the shotlink era is so weird. If we know what everyones score is at all times, what is the point?

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

1 year

Celtics in 6 when Miami concedes game 7 rather than flying to Boston to get owned by @mattkalish red boots again

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@JonAguiar

3 months

There are 3 DFS contests @DraftKings for The Masters that award the winner a package to @TGRFound Tiger Jam in Vegas next month. It's THE best experience a golf fan could have. 2 rounds at Shadow Creek, a small group exhibition and Q&A with Tiger, VIP parties and concerts, and

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

7 months

In other pool-related news: 23 teams were left the $1k High Roller Survivor coming into this weekend. 11 had Pitt and are eliminated, 1 had the Chargers, the other 11 have Jacksonville. If the Jags lose tonight the pool will be over in week 13 with an outright winner of $495k

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

10 months

The $1 Million Guaranteed $50k buy-in Pick'em Pool on @DKSportsbook is at 10 entries. How many will come in between now and Sunday? I have no idea. What I do know is if it does well enough, I'll be able to make it bigger and better next year. Let's make it happen!

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

10 months

Over ONE MILLION entries in the @DraftKings Best Ball Millionaire! A new record! 🥳🥳🥳 Thanks to everyone who has drafted or is drafting now. Truly incredible stuff. Already thinking about how we will make BB bigger and better in 2024!

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

7 months

Gotta be one of the most insane things I've ever seen in gambling. Going into a survivor week with 23 teams left and leaving the sole survivor needing a 10.5 and 6 pt dog to both win.

Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

7 months

In other pool-related news: 23 teams were left the $1k High Roller Survivor coming into this weekend. 11 had Pitt and are eliminated, 1 had the Chargers, the other 11 have Jacksonville. If the Jags lose tonight the pool will be over in week 13 with an outright winner of $495k

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Jon Aguiar

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9 months

I didn't like U2 before I went to the Sphere. I still don't like U2. That was the sickest thing I've ever seen in my life.

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

1 year

@RampCapitalLLC You are B in the A/B test

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6 months

@EpsilonTheory Bitcoin basically has no anonymity irrespective of the ETF. Maybe certain old/untransacted wallets do. Chain analysis has come a long long way and presumably the feds are even better at it than they let on. I'm assuming you know this, though

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7 months

The Patriots are playing in primetime weeks 14-16. They should flex all of them.

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@JonAguiar

1 year

@MarioNawfal When you consider half the world would refuse to mask, socially distance, etc even a pandemic = to covid death/r0 would be 10x worse as hospitals would have actually failed instead of just being driven to the brink of failure.

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

4 months

@Stocktwits Yes

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

10 months

I'm officially issuing an #OverlayAlert on this contest. I might be cleaning bathrooms at DKHQ nights and weekends for a while unless a few kind souls come to my aid this weekend 🙈

Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

10 months

The $1 Million Guaranteed $50k buy-in Pick'em Pool on @DKSportsbook is at 10 entries. How many will come in between now and Sunday? I have no idea. What I do know is if it does well enough, I'll be able to make it bigger and better next year. Let's make it happen!

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Jon Aguiar

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7 months

@RichCimini @timanderson87 Yes. Come back for 1-2 games while eliminated from the playoffs at an exponentially higher risk of reinjury than waiting til training camp to ensure you get a slightly worse draft pick you could use on an offensive lineman to protect you from another blindside sack.

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

4 months

@junglemandan @shaundeeb @TeamLal @dankness3 @RealKidPoker @JustinBonomo @berkey11 @NickVertucciNV @AllenKessler @ICuRaRook @DougPolkVids @BigHuni @GmanPoker @nikairball @The_Brownballa I'd love to bet on who wins in an EQ test

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

1 year

@BuffaloHanks You tried to convince me to play this tournament

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1 year

This is one of the greatest moments in the history of sports

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@JonAguiar

1 year

Easily tilted online poker players

Dan Szymborski

@DSzymborski

1 year

I love how Amazon has a subscribe option for a cheap mouse. Is there anyonen signing up to receive an identical mouse every 90 days?

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

3 months

What a time to literally be on a flight to Japan

Squawk on the Street

@SquawkStreet

3 months

Japan's yen has plummeted to a 34-year low, raising the possibility of some sort of intervention from the Japanese government. @saraeisen and @wilfredfrost discuss what that could mean for the country and global economy.

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7 months

I'm not sure the last time I've been as excited as I am for how mad Twitter is going to be regardless of what the CFP rankings end up being. Literally don't care who gets in. Just love the chaos.

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Jon Aguiar

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2 years

Let Russ do the dishes

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1 year

@JayFarber Why they're letting him play under an alias!!!!

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

1 year

When I started @DraftKings , @mattkalish used to post the DFS contests one by one by inserting rows into the production database. If he missed a comma, the whole site would crash.

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@JonAguiar

1 year

@shaundeeb @rcdaut @cuntycakes123 @done_with_fish @EmpireMaker2 Imagine thinking a guy who 30 tabled on a laptop with the trackpad was going to do this "the right way"

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@JonAguiar

2 months

Max Verstappen 🤝🏼 Scottie Scheffler Making Sundays Boring

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1 year

@molly0xFFF also "ombudsman"

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

1 year

@3YearLetterman @MarinSanna @KremlinRussia_E @DavidHasselhoff @Hasselbeck @ehasselbeck @ewarren @LizGillies @ElizabethBanks @WorldBank @Whitesnake Thats the president of Australia 🙄

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

9 months

80% of my "for you" is people posting about Israel/Hamas but also in the same tweet trying to score a W against their perceived political enemies in the US. It's disgusting.

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

7 months

I promise to stop tweeting about @DraftKings Pick 6 eventually, but last night's NBA 6/6 paid out 333x! Similarly wild multiples at pick 2/3/4/5. More states coming soon!

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

7 months

@andrewrsorkin @elonmusk Not sure what advertising boycott he's talking about. I'm getting plenty of ads for gambling on solitaire, fake rolexes, and crypto/nft scams.

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

1 year

@BigT44DFS I use touts (like sharpy sharp @Kirkdiese ) so I can have someone to blame besides myself when I lose money. I want to know they also lost money when I'm MFing them.

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

1 year

The Wire, except it's San Francisco in 2023

Michael Shellenberger

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1 year

Three years ago, San Francisco Mayor @LondonBreed announced a plan to defund the police. Now, with the city short 540 police officers, and a rapidly growing area controlled by violent drug dealers, the mayor is finally asking the federal government to help.

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6 months

Can't wait to find out the Sunday night game is only being aired on

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2 years

@ewarren Break up Nickelback.

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

7 months

@GuyDealership Technology is the issue. Solving the first 99% of self-driving is a comparative cakewalk compared to the next 9/10ths of a percent. It's the last tenth of a percent that we'll be trying to solve well into the next decade.

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5 months

No new @pick6 states to announce this week but we do have a NEW SPORT! Pick 6 Hockey is now LIVE!!!

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

6 months

Oh wait, and there's more! We are also now live in Missouri!

Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

6 months

Ladies and Gentlemen WE. ARE. LIVE. With @DraftKings Pick 6 in: - CALIFORNIA - WEST VIRGINIA

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@JonAguiar

7 months

@3YearLetterman @DebDingell @Adele @The_BDJ @JessicaSimpson @NickLachey @GeorgeMuresan77 @GeorgeTakei @GeorgeMichael @HobbyLobby @Whitesnake That's not Tyler... That's Shania Twain 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Jon Aguiar

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7 months

Tonight in NFL pick 6 @DraftKings the 6/6 paid out 13x. The game total was exceeded by 30% and more picks outnumbered less picks by almost 3-1! This is what adds depth and strategy to our game. What everyone else is doing affects your results if and when you hit! You need to

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Jon Aguiar

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1 year

Bitcoin up 12% on a bailout of a collapse of the banking system it was created to replace

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7 months

@Erik_Seidel Vegas gets an expansion team. Seattle gets the Supersonics back.

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Jon Aguiar

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9 months

Congratulations! The nanobots in your vaccine have now been activated

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

7 months

@elonmusk This "ad" has been seen by 1 million users. The community notes point out so eloquently that it is a phishing scam. It's a wonder nobody legitimate wants to advertise here.

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Jon Aguiar

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6 months

@chamath In 6-4 excess deaths for basically every measured category is down significantly, especially drug OD which is the largest contributor. This is clearly an issue with the more recent data attribution. Presumably final death coding lags reporting of mortality numbers. Would expect

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

9 months

@wiley77 Damn, Wiley. How many ovens you got in your kitchen?

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

7 months

"Hey guys, how do we continue to grow the game of golf after all these new players started playing during covid lockdowns?" "Here's an idea... Let's make everyone shoot higher scores and have their rounds take longer"

Golf Digest

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7 months

The USGA and R&A are expected to announce early next week that they will be changing the rules to roll back distance in golf. See further details:

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Jon Aguiar

@JonAguiar

10 months

~$4 million in week 1 pools entries on @DKSportsbook this year, 9/10 guarantees smashed. No proxies, only 21 states eligible (more coming), and lots of product work left to do. Already excited for what we will be able to put out there in 2024 Thanks to those who played!

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