After a tough few years as a patriots fan I decided to get a jersey of the best patriots I’ve seen since Brady left the team. Safe to say this is the reason we beat the Bills today
@UnnecRoughness
If he’s a good quarterback (hes not), he would step up in the big games. He’s already shown twice that he chokes in big games (waxed by UGA, embarrassed by TCU)
Went to Augusta National today and was shooting the shit with some guy in the bathroom line… guy asks if I have any blow and long story short I’ve knocked key bumps at Augusta off the bucket list
Genuinely felt for
@PFTCommenter
listening to the beginning of todays episode. Good for him for still doing the show and he was right, a lot has changed over the last 5 years and PMT has been one of the only constants. RIP, sending thoughts and prayers
@sweatystartup
Porn + Uber Eats + sports betting + weed + heavy drinking
Insanely destructive habits, and unfortunately the agenda of a lot of guys every weekend
My ex wife called me a “balding short midget” to my friends this weekend. Clearly she doesn’t still think about me! Maybe my little sister was right when she called her a “Good Rebound” from my other ex wife LOL!
Last fall during the Twilight race Stetson asked me for a bump in the woodford bathroom and I told him to fuck off. I think I deserve a ring for not letting him do any blow
#ThanksJohnnyJohnsonIII
What I’m grateful for (NUFD):
1. The boys
2.
@GeorgiaFootball
3. Domestic Beer
4. Gambling
5. Drunk cigs
6. Playing golf and driving home when I probably shouldn’t
7. Tiger Woods
8. Hot girls with nicotine addictions
9. The Burnerverse
10. PTO
What I’m grateful for
(Not up for discussion)
1. my mom
2. Espresso martinis
3. Latina women
4. The song Talladega by Eric Church
5. The NHL
6. Rachel Starr
7. Eliotte Friedman
8. Ass and titties
9. Hotel bars
10. Sexyy Red
Just walked into the local coffee joint (Starbucks) and the employees were wearing Santa hats with Christmas music playing throughout the store. It is November 3rd I’m gonna be sick