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@eduardo_journo @Brittymigs This dude cleaning every square inch of his place when he gets back

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@jeremyelderr damn y’all ruin everything. stop blowing up my spot

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@emmaketchup7 Is this a subtle flex that you’re not only not sleeping alone, but are sharing a bed with three other homies? Am I reading this correctly?

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@Cursed_warlord Hottest thing I’ve ever seen. Especially when it zooms out and you can see he’s thick. Wonder what he benches. Probably so much.just Look how strong he looks. This is why guys rule.

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@NeilNevins @BenjaminCrew1 I’ll tell you why

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@w0a0i0f 11:27 have you ever thought about, like, "us"? lol 11:34 im drunk rn ignore me haha 2:08 hey you up? - 8:01am YIKES, sorry about all that. just been a crazy time what with my grandma being sick and everything. just forget everything i said lol. so cringe. dinner on me tn?

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@FreddieGibbs Cocaine Cheadle

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@AWillroth @AnDrojyn @hot4trotsky @elusivegoomba You’re both insane

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@SolaceCinema Can not blame her. When Ryan gosling plays me someday I’ll probably have the same reservations

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Guapdad 4000 is the real life tropic thunder booty juice dude

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@SeattleSloth_ I’d be on that mf like

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@gretagerwigflew Imagine wanting a dog day afternoon remake

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@crackconnoisser the fellas are shoutin you out dawg

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@ULTRASLUT If this was intentionally funny it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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@kiwehhhhh Okay this is important, and says a lot about you, but no pressure: Would you feel less uncomfortable if it looked like meat *intentionally *?

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@Wildhorses2476 @SheRatesDogs True but I don’t care if that’s my soulmate out there. Nothing is happening at 4 in the god damn am.

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@mqrsoc @Parzival_jay Huge day for guys like me who love any movie where the message is “just be yourself”

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@realonlineboy They all read like this classic

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@NikkiMcR My man, are you telling me you side with the taliban right now?

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@MickTheebs @CiaranDold david attenborough voice: watch now as the white woman, feeling cornered, reacts almost without thinking - and attempts to colonize the space she invades

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@oldmantelegram @marina0swald Other way around

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@BasQuetzal He taps into such a pure form of hating. Just a different breed altogether. Can’t be taught.

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@PB_andJamie My Apple Watch just asked if I was running

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@MattPostSaysHi This movie is so good we all just nod our heads in acceptance when finding out the main characters name is fucking Hogarth

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@fluoxetinefairy I can kinda confirm this bc I only ever suck Dick on coke :/

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@icedoutomnitrix @feelIikecrying I remember u was conflicted

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@lanadeljj This sounded wholesome to me but everyone in the comments is saying the guys is horny.

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@thedimcreeper One limp wrist and that thing becomes a projectile

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@cuteasstyy I thought the implication was that McDonald’s was using squirrels for cheap labor… i need to lie down

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@ULTRASLUT Never heard of this place but I respect any bar that denies ugly women access on principle

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@slumbeezy @JefferyWerkins @kanyewest Jeff hopping off the porch at just 9 years old (colorized)

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@whitesoxfan2006 Miami Spring break vibes tbh

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@BananaEsq @_unwell @BrandyLJensen Long way of saying you’re depressed but I hope all is well best wishes from Ann Arbor

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@rahsh33m He lookin at the shit like “u sure that’s regulation?”

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@CaucasianJames Why risk it

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John Ostensibly

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@AyeshaASiddiqi “But at this point, no one seeing this image isn’t already aware that the most violent industries and agencies of empire wouldn’t be improved, or even changed, by greater diversity behind its weapons and among its ranks.” I appreciate the point you make but I feel this isn’t true

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