, @w0a0i0f Twitter profile

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@w0a0i0f

4 years

This is a horror movie trailer

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This is all I know about american politics

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@w0a0i0f

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bro ur gf is fucking noob i saw her say she uses the st ives apricot face scrub as her night time exfoliant ... mega cringe ...

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@w0a0i0f

4 years

Hot girls are always iron deficient

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@w0a0i0f

1 year

guys when they’re with their buddies: i need a beer and cheesy fries if you take me to a “wine bar” with “microgreens” and “small plates” i will implode guys when they’re with their gf: baby, the tuna tataki is sooo good…!!! and what’s on top? watermelon radish? incredible .

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@w0a0i0f

2 years

Fixed it

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1 year

Letícia

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1 year

sunday

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5 years

Don’t make me ask again. Which one are you and which fucking one is me in this picture i sent you of two kittens cuddling

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@w0a0i0f

5 years

picture this: we’re 2 japanese capybara at a hot spring. there are whole lemons in the water. we’re calm and cozy and also don’t know about how that weird man on twitter is speculating about taylor swift’s fertility because we can’t read. we’re experiencing true bliss.

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@w0a0i0f

4 years

men are addicted to being asleep when you are awake

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@w0a0i0f

26 days

yeah you think this way and tweeted this because you have a really high IQ

psychosomatica

@Xenoimpulse

27 days

does therapy just flat out not work on people who have an IQ above 115, all the methods seem incredibly stupid and boil down to "just gaslight yourself until you are convinced that nothing is actually wrong"

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No worries if not!

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6 years

the american dream is to be a fat stupid husband with a sexy hot wife

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4 years

Nathan for .... Me? :)

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@w0a0i0f

6 years

if a girl fools around with you like maybe makes out with you, it’s not for certain that she’s into you.. however if she sends you a photo of a pair of animals and says “this is you and me” you’re in buddy. that’s your girl now.

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5 years

the boyfriend loophole is when you don’t break up with your boyfriend but emotionally disown him and continue on for the better half of 2 years trying to make it work while grieving for the loss of the relationship before you blindside him with the bad news

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4 years

What do men like? Joe Rogan? Vehicles?

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4 months

picture the most beautiful girl in the world…. Now picture her letting you use her debt card for chik fil a… now picture she has severe issues with regulating her emotions

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@w0a0i0f

5 years

I’m going as a sexy bunny

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5 years

picture this: I finally crack a smile at one of your jokes after giving you the cold shoulder all evening because you didn’t seem interested in the video I showed you of two chocolatiers assembling a Christmas ferris wheel made out of chocolate where the passengers are macarons

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4 years

[experiencing gut wrenching negative stimuli] Wow I am growing as a person and learning everyday

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2 years

Her name is Xing Xing (star in Chinese) and she lives with her granny at Chen Yang Hou temple

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5 years

i love my 21 year old boyfriend who skateboards. he’s rad. for our anniversary he did a percussion cover of a smiths song that i do not know. when i asked him for his half of the rent this month he kick flipped off a half pipe and said later bitch

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5 years

putting together a cart full of clothes and not checking out is edging for girls

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@w0a0i0f

6 years

all boys do is make you jaywalk when you’re walking with them

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@w0a0i0f

4 years

I hate to be a party pooper and be like “i know this is entertaining to engage with but dogpiling on people is actually really cruel and doing it under the guise of social justice is even crueler and undermines the actual issues you supposedly care about” but that’s how I feel

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@w0a0i0f

4 years

Not personally offended by gen z dunking on millennials because I don’t own wide legged pants from Madewell and I have no desire to live much less be a female CEO or a plant mom

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4 years

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5 years

Thank u for congratulating me on “Parasite” however i was not apart of the cast or production and,also i am chinese

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10 months

on vyvanse: *rapid mechanical keyboard noises for 9 hours straight* off vyvanse:

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6 years

be a good little normie for daddy.. who loves hiking? who loves the office? that’s right.. daddy’s little normie.... now let’s go see some hecking good doggos

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4 years

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3 years

guys are like

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@w0a0i0f

2 years

i like that in big cities, a signifier that a guy sleeps around is if he owns $80 candles and is into skincare and midcentury modern furniture… try explaining that to like, a guy you went to highschool with who’s a carpenter now

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2 years

me: well you see doc, i just don’t have the sauce anymore. i’m not capable of sending out banger after banger. i’m no better than a lowbie, a platonic good natured reply guy, even, 58 year old psychiatrist w/ a degree from johns hopkins: Do you exercise at all? What about walks?

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6 years

bro imagine i’m your wife and i am gingerly chopping vegetables in our kitchen that has white granite countertops... wouldn’t that be sick dude lol

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5 years

Girlfriends need flowers sometimes or they will die

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4 years

yea we just pirate loaves of bread

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@w0a0i0f

5 years

Men only want a girlfriend so they have an excuse to buy and drink bubble tea they pretend they don’t like it but they do

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@w0a0i0f

5 years

my 19 yr old gamer bf who looks like shawn mendes: babe what’s idea..sink catic? me: idiosyncratic? where did U hear that word? baby, did the youtube algorithm recommend jordan peterson lectures next to your sekiro let’s play vids again?

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@w0a0i0f

5 years

embarrassing my date by showing up on halloween in a sexy anime sailor costume with cat ears and making everyone think he’s “One of those guys”

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@w0a0i0f

6 years

sure women “be shopping” but men be like “can you please stop tweeting the personal details of our relationship i don’t think it’s fair to me that you use me as a source for content and also i don’t like that my friends know ur mad at me for saying i would motorboat selena gomez”

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2 years

Beautiful

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5 years

men are so obsessed with beer... like grow up idiot. Have a latte

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5 years

you’re getting ghosted by a 20 something year old pretty skateboarder with boyband hair i’m getting ghosted by a 30 something year old senior engineer who “just jumped on the crypto train” we are absolutely the same (losers)

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4 years

one for online shopping one for youtube makeup tutorial

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@calebpitts1997

4 years

women are biologically incapable of understanding two monitors

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5 years

Men do NOT care if they take a photo of you that makes you look fat

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5 years

unreasonable to ask a beautiful woman if she’s heard of the podcast you listen to. of course she hasn’t she’s beautiful and a woman

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4 years

good morning perverts, idiots, and people well into adulthood that still identify as “burnt out gifted kids”

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@w0a0i0f

4 years

Recruiter: With all the technical stuff out of the way, tell us more about yourself—What do you like doing for fun? Me: omg this is SOOO random but i am like *addicted* to robust problem-solving.. isn’t that liike sooo weird? my friends always make fun of me for it but i love it

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6 years

*extremely upper middle class liberal arts student voice* foucault,

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4 years

every guy in existence is just waiting for the moment he can tell you about some obscure historical event he read about or heard of through a podcast... they’re that perverted ladies

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2 years

i don’t think anyone should be 23 and an analyst at deloitte or whatever… when you’re 23 you should be like living in a tiny smelly sublet with 2 roommates and figuring out if you want to go to grad school or learn to code or upsell secondhand clothing on depop

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5 years

do you hold your mug regular or Ariana Grande

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6 years

if she can wait until she gets married to have sex, why can’t you?

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@w0a0i0f

4 years

i wish i was a guy so i could tweet stuff like “i love to diarrhea my pants when my wife’s not home” and 30 other guys would tell me how cool i am then invite me to the CoD tournament on their private discord server then i win the tourny and everyone highfives me and is my friend

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6 years

if you’re in ur 20s and suddenly feel ur desire to have a baby go from a 2/10 to a 9/10 in intensity, but know u can’t bring a child into the world currently because u are drowning in student debt from college... may i suggest just buying a $55 apron from anthropologie

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5 years

here’s my irony boy impression: [racistly] Hello.. i want free healthcare

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5 years

woke guy hitting on an asian girl: oh my god queen, it’s so fucked up that men fetishize asian women and think of them as soft submissive housewives.. with perky boobs and tight little bods.. who are completely meek and malleable to my will... that’s SO fucked i wld never do that

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4 years

I have not fully processed a thought in weeks

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4 years

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1 year

what’s the question

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1 year

when your guy friend of 7+ years hits you with the “so can i ask you a question”

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5 years

i’m at the point where material goods are losing their appeal but i can’t tell if i’m becoming enlightened or severely depressed

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@w0a0i0f

6 years

it’s a boy’s job to drive and know how to torrent.. not mine

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@w0a0i0f

2 years

i made this when i was really sad like 6 months ago

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5 years

Dating in your 20s is about saying “that’s right baby” and “i’m thinking about grad school” to each other until one of you combusts

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5 years

this is how i want to be described as by my husband thank U

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5 years

loling imagining being on a date with a slightly older guy and the waiter asking us what we want to drink and he orders whiskey or something and i just turn to the waiter and say “can i have an abble juice please”

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5 months

not my meek ass inheriting the earth…..

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5 years

no gods no rulers just the girl you have a crush on from twitter whose life you know nothing about

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@w0a0i0f

6 years

girls selling nudes: i’m a sex worker boys selling nudes: i’m a CEO at entrepreneur

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@w0a0i0f

4 years

The american dream is living in a 4 bedroom carpeted house in texas with 3-4 other full time twitch streamers and your shared mommy manager, a hot asian lady who goes to edm festivals

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@w0a0i0f

5 years

Men love to be asleep when you are awake it’s their favourite thing to do

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@w0a0i0f

3 years

i’m normal and grillpilled now

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4 years

Getting “really into weed” at age 33 because my 26 year old boyfriend who works in finance says it’s good for cognitive function

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@w0a0i0f

5 years

texting my closest girl friends: I love when salad has a nice cheese and fruit pairing on it and green leafs tehe 😝💞🐇🥺💘 texting my closest guy friends: log on pussy texting my therapist: Thinking of putting the loaded barrel of a gun into my mouth for the sensation alone

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5 years

me: Babe, you haven’t touched ur neatly plated single person charcuterie board my boheme-parisenne influencer gf lightly massaging aesop handcream into her Picasso themed nail art manicured hands: It’s just that I’ve been thinking.. I wish I liked eating figs they’re photogenic

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5 years

if i had a son i’d name him

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4 years

getting “ nerfed “ by childhood trauma

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5 years

babies are cute but they don’t know how to code

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5 years

Hey twitter fam what’s up!

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@w0a0i0f

6 years

[pushes a gangly meek guy against a locker] u nerd.. u fucking male feminist [he cowers with his arms over his head] why don’t u go post on twitter about how much u like eating pussy idiot

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5 years

Wow op, it’s the end of times and you still don’t have a gf?

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@w0a0i0f

4 years

well it’s definitely not chinese girl summer i’ll tell ya that much

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5 years

why would you read actual theory when you could just get a regurgitated version from the boy you’re dating while you’re both laying in bed... that’s like literally the point of having a bf

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@w0a0i0f

5 years

if ur bf is replying to your jokes with “skskksksksk” that’s ur gf

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4 years

this is what happens when you’re flat perverts have to get creative... i will be starting a boob job fund now

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@w0a0i0f

6 years

as a 34 year old married man, i accept that my loneliness is existential and no amount of shallow validation will even begin to dent that looming dread, however i do still want to see this 22 year old’s tits so i am still going to slide in those dms

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3 years

How many times will I have to take my sweet little bod to the grocery store

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@w0a0i0f

5 years

the best way to show a girl you think she's hot and funny is giving her a senior engineering role

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@w0a0i0f

5 years

a girl’s job is to lay around scantily clad and soft after a shower while her bf plays some MMORPG ignoring her

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@w0a0i0f

1 year

why would you start a new match if you know your partner is making dinner and it’s gonna be ready soon… fucking amateur hour over here … total noob plus i mogged him in lane

Ilona 🎮

@LikeToBeBossy

1 year

Relationship goals 😌

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4 years

hm? no i don’t know what qanon or gamergate are. i’m content with my existence and watching the office on nbc with my close group of friends from highschool 👍

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@w0a0i0f

5 years

Walked past a child taunting another child saying “miss me miss me now you gotta kiss me” going to consider this strategy for 2020

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5 years

The 3 types of men are podcaster, engineer, and the boss of that engineer

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3 years

coming off the tail end of a financially devastating global pandemic i think it’s reasonable if someone wants to go on a hike or a walk in the park as a date

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5 years

wow op, you don’t say! i would have never known until you explained it to me like that! you’re so eloquent

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