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Ey, its Joey muthafuckin’ Fazzole Ethnic catholic, religious hater Nuggets watcher ⛏️ Nas listener 🎤 Marx reader 📖

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Great to see a breakdown of how historically great Jokic has been over the past 4 years all in one place. The 2020s are the jokers decade baby

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I can't even begin to break down how stupid this is. "Jokić is probably, statistically, when it comes to overall game, the worst MVP winner. He is the worst MVP winner in the last 40 years." Well, he's about to win his third. He should have four in a row. Over those four

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@CursedGloryHole My friends often ask what’s going on or what the point of a scene is when we’re watching tv and it’s truly one of the most obnoxious things to hear, just watch the fucking thing and you’ll learn it

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@EyePatchGuy I still don’t understand why people stopped using the og rainbow, the whole point was literally that the rainbow includes *everyone*

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@whoahannahjo “Can you ask for extra gravy” literally no, they can’t. The restaurant makes the order and puts it in its bag with zero input from the driver, tf

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@gayest_tone Literally the same as paying a tithe to feudal warlords to defend you and them paying taxes to the king to arbitrate disputes lmfao

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@CursedGloryHole Especially when they talk about random shit the whole time and then complain that it’s too confusing, bitch that’s your fault you shoulda paid attention

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@MencianLegalism The literal point of the movie is that war is often not exciting, not heroic, and rarely has a payoff. It’s war from the perspective of a single person living through it, with no idea about what is going on outside of his experience. It’s mundane and horrifying at the same time

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@jaketropolis Will this revolutionize combat? Absolutely not. Are jet packs pretty cool though? Hell yeah

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@bornposting I’m 100% certain that leafy has caused suicide s. Don’t have any proof but I just know

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@sabatonfan69 I cried a little at my cousins wedding bc it was heartwarming, guess I better download grindr now

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@travisgill81 @Pink_Susie Indeed. In my friend group, there are people who will take the lead in various situations if it fits their abilities. If we need moves, we go to the person who knows a lot of parties. If we want drugs, we go to the guy who has a lot of plugs. Even then it’s a democratic process

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@dirtyc0mmmie @REVMAXXING The Chernobyl part and the gene pool part are very explicitly two separate clauses in that sentence, as indicated by the Oxford comma separating them

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@punished_cait I don’t even get the whole “it’s not my kid!” thing. Like yea I’d be mad if I was cheated on, but my view is that if you raise a kid, it’s your kid

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@MaxMaaxMaaax My friend played pickup against him a few years back and won, maybe he’s just not built for it

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@LolOverruled Literally just hit the limit after like 10 mins on twitter, how tf does he think this is gonna work

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@Srirachachau Can’t believe they got Joel Haver on this, shits about to be so hype

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@goofxist There is no difference between these two statements, dawg really thought she did something here

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@mertcentury Idk if it’s an eating disorder, I just find cooking and eating to be a pain sometimes so I don’t do it

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@PunishedLibrary He seemed to agree (killed himself)

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@no_earthquake Yeah if I got my fucking PhD I’d expect people to at least be congratulatory and ask some questions, especially if it’s at an event held explicitly to celebrate me getting my phd

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@bambooney The eye one is particularly egregious because reflective eyes are typically a sign of vitality and soul, so the lack of a reflection vs a very clear reflection are making completely different statements with the same medium

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@amngll As much as I would love to see my nuggets crush the Cs in the finals, I’m rooting for Jimmy to crush them first bc any degree of success for that team is a defeat for humanity at large

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@borgposting I think there’s three main influences on right wing thought; number one, as you said, a misanthropic rejection of life and progress, number two an overwhelming fear of anything different or other, and number three sheer greed and selfishness

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@atomicpowerd Atrocious website

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@ProductOfLabor If I were a guy dying of thirst in the desert I probably wouldn’t have $100 on me

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@ToxilusTycho @Shreddoggie @culturaltutor I’ve lived in NYC where all those things are major problems and the vast majority of people get by just fine without ever driving a car

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@bambooney B-b-but 2049 doesn’t have enough dots and specks in it!!!!

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@SAMOYEDCORE Mind control powers would be cool as hell but doing it with sex feels like it’d remove the best part of sex, which imo is the genuine emotional connection between two people who are attracted to each other

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@paynushaver Bthe sad truth is that back in the day, the blacksmith would be portly, the porter would be short with a hunchback from carrying heavy shut constantly, the carpenter would be a rail thin guy, and the royal guard would have been a eunuch

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@goofxist In some ways the way my brain works may have made me more creative and intuitive than I otherwise would be, but for the most part “neurodivergence” has just made me more anxious, disorganized, and lazy

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@Nickdubya5 @nycguidovoice @AdamFriedland @friedland_show Nah Eric’s bit is trying to make the guest uncomfortable, Adam’s bit is trying to make the host uncomfortable. Completely different scenarios

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@calejandrosanto @whoahannahjo You could even add it directly to the order on the app! They let you do that!

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@hornyculprit “Job with a commute” what? How does that in any way impact anything?

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@pharaoh_ptolemy @Josiedaproduct Pretty weird that you think “younger than early 20s” is the ideal age of women, pretty damn sus if you ask me

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@SwampCommunist I think it very much depends on your personality and abilities. For some, being a server is easier (ie if you are good at dealing with people but you’re less physically fit) and for others it’s the opposite

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@punishedpants Fellas, is it self hatred to not enjoy getting severe cramps once a month?

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@mfunlimited That six word story is actually just about a guy who accidentally got the wrong shoes delivered on alibaba

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@ashtonkynmama Saw him on tiktok back when his second vid came out, crazy how he’s maintained such quality of info and production

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@tinywienerbabe I had to look it up bc I had zero clue what stochastic terrorism meant and frankly I don’t understand it any better

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@saturnalreturn Also her answer is a fine response to the question, the hypothetical failed (as a hypothetical) because it’s premise was already true

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@dunksdeux Yes but what you’re describing is not what conservatives are thinking when they talk shit on cities. Visited my friend in LA a couple months back and we walked through skid row, and it was deeply saddening. But if a hardline conservative did that they’d be terrified, not saddened

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@colorblind91 @EyePatchGuy Never said it was banned, I said people stopped using it in favor of an aesthetically and symbolically worse remake

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@OMGKenShutUp @PopCrave BR2049, Glass Onion, Dune, and GotG all feature wildly different characters by him. One’s a right wing grifter willing to do anything for success, one’s a dumb warrior with a heart of gold, one’s the ruthless nephew of an evil noble, and one’s a idealistic synth trying to survive

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@AdsoOfBelk Took adderall for the first time when I did the act and got a 34, I think more high schoolers should take PEDs

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@Yojimbo2049 @Black90Prupayne The original post says “the world d-day created is both fake and gay. Every man on those boats would’ve turned around”. I’m pretty sure that’s what people are talking about, not the barely noticeable cuties in the meme

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@MAGICALGAYMERS @punished_cait Like imagine forming a parental bond with a kid and treating them as your child for 20 years and you find out that their dna derives from a different gamete, so you just decide “nope, not mine anymore”? That’s psychotic

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@ettingermentum Sexx Tricker actually made me burst into laughter

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@h3xenbrenner2 I have a friend like this and we love him but it’s incredibly aggravating to pull up to pick someone up having sent them “there in 10” and received a thumbs up and then have to wait 20 minutes

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@TheLastArepa @MalayLeft10 You rn:

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@goofxist Also a fundamental misunderstanding of AI, which are language models trained on the internet. The only reason chatgpt or whatever would use a word like that is because it’s aggregation model picked it up enough times, ie people used it online enough

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@lelysses @MencianLegalism This guy calls himself a “sophist” proudly, I don’t think there’s a genuine opinion or thought rattling around in there

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@mattsbetweetin This reads like a wistful letter from a lover reminiscing about a fling in their youth, absolutely sickening

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@LolOverruled Pretty sure I was in one called “Al qaeda” before

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@GraceRolltide17 @spurs_four @Chrisadams82 Kobe’s legacy is carried by the Shaq 3peat, call me when he gets another fmvp

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@yungz0rn Yeah you can kill people in self defense, to save people, or to stop them from doing bad things. It’s bad in general but there are acceptable cases. But raping someone is never going to help anyone, it’s unequivocally evil

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@dklmarxist Also I feel like that’s just straight up not true, maybe it’s just my friends but everyone bops out to Kendrick then when I play Drake people will clown on me for being corny lmao

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@z0s3ph Not only that but virginity isn’t actually a fair demand of a partner at all, it’s weird as shit

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@MontaBaron @Apistevist1 @ybanez_rodrigo @BitchAssBowie Dr Manhattan fucked over Vietnam and Omni-Man is literally a fascist. Plenty of commies might like the character/story since they’re very well written, but that doesn’t mean they identify with them

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@goofxist Tbf I don’t necessarily trust this statistic as representative of the whole population, as according to Ipsos’ website they find participants by randomly mailing invitations to the survey, and I don’t know many guys aged 16-29 who’d actually respond to that kind of mail

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@SwampCommunist I honestly don’t get the hate for the word “progressive”. Like yeah it’s been used poorly by liberals, but so has “socialism” and “liberation” and many others. As a communist I want to progress the organization of society forward, and that’s progressive

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@5hirona The most heavily propagandized nation in the world

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@ballsnthezdraws Genuinely any imagine seeing this and feeling anything other than sadness for takeoff and sympathy for desiigner losing his friend. People on twitter are vile

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@NoForNow @nihalist___ If someone stole my car and I took it back, would you say I’m just as culpable as the thief?

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@Apistevist1 @ybanez_rodrigo @BitchAssBowie Wtf are you talking about? There’s zero communists who identify in any way with homelander lmao

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@um3ks @jesawyer The one problem with that is that it’s not fun

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@Literallyinsand @EBBerger Ngl adding Reddit to the end makes mst search queries more effective

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@somhairle_ One of my friends in high school turned his off because a girl he liked had it off, I laughed so hard I cried when I found out

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@GreenTextRepost Even though this is 99.9% fake, it still makes me instinctually feel that most people who post on 4chan should be put on an island with no outside contact whatsoever

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@TheRealDesastr @HecubianDevil Comine liberal identity politics with basic internet clout culture and this is what you get

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@formerlygroove @notluckysburner @CultureCrave @latimes The thing is though, Sorry To Bother You deserved the Oscar even then, it just in hindsight. It was already clear that it was the best movie of the year

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@harkshetweets @mindykaling That is presumably less about flirting and more about “how can I gross out and bully my sibling as much as possible”. Like when I was a kid my brother chased me around with boogers

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@truthsocialyte @iAmWavyyJonez @rico56st Crazy how you can see a grown woman beating on a child and say it’s the child’s fault

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@xHeatLifer @the2kmessiah @TheNBACentral Yup

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@femalekissinger Sam o Nella shouldn’t be here because it’s not an educational channel, he’s a comedy YouTuber who uses history as the basis for his humor. You don’t learn much from his videos

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@respectful_max Final exit on the Alt-Right turnpike: Exit C, become a chaser

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@MencianLegalism @MM_schwartz Watching mature movies the way kids watch blues clues isn’t actually a good way of engaging with art lmao

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@bedfordjanes75 @AdamFriedland It’s for guys that just wanna be gay with their dad, horribly offensive to call them incels

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@tyler02020202 Probably not the worst pet of this but “most suitable bachelors” deeply annoys me. Suitable for what? Did they mean “eligible” instead?

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@DeFiMane @travisgill81 @Pink_Susie Oh shit my b

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@saturnalreturn He basically asked her “how would you feel if the circumstances you were in were identical to your current ones” and she said “the same as I feel now” which is more than adequate imo

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@afrocosmist The Holocaust is a fairly unique genocide in that it was so deliberate, systematic, and industrialized on all levels, and this means there’s an immense amount of evidence of it happening, so much that it’s impossible to argue it didn’t happen without lying outright

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@punishedpope @gayest_tone Personally I prefer Dosti over Naatu Naatu but regardless no other movie song this year is in RRR’s league

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@dunksdeux They think the homelessness and drug use are bad because it affects them negatively, not because of how it impacts the people actually going through it. And they put all the blame onto the people most affected, making it out to be a moral failing rather than a systemic issue

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@goofxist Hyperfixations are cool and all until you realize you spent a week going through Wikipedia articles when you’re unemployed

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@cooIboobs Idk maybe it’s a product of my age group or the circles I run in but every straight guy I’m friends with is very much into piercings (including septums)

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@bornposting I mean I respect the guys decision but I certainly wouldn’t consider it a “W”, it’s literally just a guy getting divorced lmfao

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@socialaskan Two “ahaha”s in a row is pretty wack tho, one is already pushing it

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@dklmarxist I exclusively read them from the school library so I never got to read them in order but yeah they were bangers fs

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@GASLIGHTER_ Dating apps definitely suck for everyone, though going out on a limb I’d say they’re probably slightly worse for women cuz some of the shit I’ve seen people send my female friends is genuinely atrocious

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@silken_roses Fr, sex is the most physically intimate experience you can have, even when it’s casual there should be some level of emotional connection involved, which imo greatly improves the experience. Viewing your partner as a tool to get you off ruins that and makes sex 1000x worse

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@Apex_Intellect @mfdoomstan1 Being marketable got nothing to do with who won the beef

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@luca2k00 @UrBatmanOrigin @Zentotic @MsChaneski @TheHoopCentral @HarrisonWind Put some respect on dropouts, they know when to quit. This guys prolly been repeating the 8th grade for 10 years

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@phunkshun @CursedGloryHole The issue is that oftentimes I’m the one saying we don’t have to watch anything and can just hang out but they demand to watch shit, and in the end I’m the only one paying attention

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@Norltntoultra @fyrewyre_ Dawg the background of the image is literally white and the dress is a different color, how tf can it also be white lmfao

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@eeberquist Don’t trust DNA evidence too much either, shit came out recently that a single dna analyst for the Colorado bureau of investigation fucked up potentially thousands of cases

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@voidgardener As a former pro dishwasher metal or ceramic ramekins are by far the most obnoxious and difficult thing to wash in a kitchen

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@queuegasolinarn @Bruhsepheus People with less stuff tend to use self checkout more

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@dklmarxist Thought Olive Garden was a fancy restaurant until I was 10 and we took my great grandma to dinner at a genuine fancy restaurant for her 90th birthday. Bill came out at like $400 for some decent steak and wine and I was flabbergasted

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@KermitWilts_007 @NuggetsWorldd @NBA @NBAMVP Lebron won his first ring *after* he got three MVPs lmao

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@seinfelddahog Glad they put a warning for Russian roulette, my father and his father before him lost their lives to that hideous game

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Joey Fazzole 🇵🇸

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@RadishHarmers Time travelers could never get Muhammad, he knew they’d come for him one day

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