Cassie Pritchard @HecubianDevil Twitter profile

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Cassie Pritchard

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2 years

My dad was interviewing someone for a job and their resume listed he/they pronouns, so my dad asked me which he should use. I explained some of the nuances but told him basically either will be fine. Two days later he barges into my room yelling “my he/they flaked on me!”

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It was like living in one of those trans Seinfeld tweets

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I feel bad for men tbh, like masculinity has been so eviscerated by capitalism and reactionaries. Masculinity now is just consumption habits and hating marginalized genders. It's been hollowed out until all that's left is Joe Rogan podcasts and carnivore diet subscription boxes

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WE WON 8-4 THIS IS A UNION SHOP

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@josiahhughes Hey just so you know baristas despise these hyper customized drinks. It throws off our rhythm. Starbucks understaffs us and expects us to make a drink every 48 seconds. Drinks that aren’t routine take longer and put us behind in a stressful environment. Try ordering a latte

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99% of people are being normal and finding this funny/cute but to be clear my dad is chill and extremely supportive of trans/gnc people including his transsexual daughter (me). He’s also 67 and Italian-American so he is always barging in and yelling. Don’t yell at my dad lol

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I mean you can yell at my dad but only in the conversational Italian way not in a mean way don’t be mean to him

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2 years

Communists should worry less about being “normal,” and worry more about being kind, knowledgeable, generous, thoughtful, empathetic, and persuasive.

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History is fascinating

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I swear if Lex bans me for this

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When we see the attempts to bar people under 25 from transitioning, like in Missouri, it really casts this “uwu a 23 year old can’t consent to sex I have baby brain” sentiments in a much more sinister light. All this Puritanism is intertwined

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this website is absolutely mind melting

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@RoeVWadeBoggs He/they really will 😔

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Most American cities at this point are essentially governed by their police forces more than by civilian governments. Like Ottoman Sultans terrified of upsetting the Janissaries

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The LAPD’s approval rating has dropped to 30% and politicians are scared to criticize the department?

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Are…are they saying its hypocritical for people to use proven abortifacients if they also acknowledge ivermectin doesn’t treat COVID????

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@Metztli8071 Noooo lol he’s always like this about everything. He’s just Italian he’s constantly yelling

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Everyone’s like “weird terminally online trannies can’t connect with and organize normal workers” but I got hired at a Starbucks and six months later it’s union, so,

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@honigmaydl He practiced so much

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@thgarbageman It really is. We’ve all been there

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Cis women laser techs are the strongest allies that trans women have

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I am a one woman campaign to educate trans women online (particularly 30+) that it’s not normal or nice to respond to other trans women’s posts/photos with jealousy or self deprecation. It’s not cute or flirty it’s passive aggressive and weird

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When cis women get plastic surgery and regret it due to botches or just changing their minds, we don’t say “ban this procedure for everyone.” When a detransitioner regrets plastic surgery however, the response is “we can’t risk anyone regretting this ever again. Ban it!”

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masculinity in 2022 is just avoiding seed oils and gay panic. like, masculinity must've been so much more rewarding when it was defined at least in part by actual virtue and could encompass a lot of diverse gender expression including sex with your bros

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i support all my dudes and guys trying to salvage a meaningful and human gender expression from the ashes of masculinity-as-marketing-category

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got laser on my chest just now. the tech asked how I had my boobs done, I explained they were all natural, and she spent the entire rest of the session talking about them. basically the perfect ego boost, 10/10 no notes

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People like Liz love to make the argument that they should never feel bad, and that certainly no one should *make* them feel bad. But when you do bad things, feeling bad is actually appropriate and normal. Other people making you feel bad, when you do bad stuff, is fine!

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everyone who wants FFS deserves it for free

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So today I am two years on estrogen. We won our union vote at our Starbucks this same day. I also just got an A in my first prerequisite course for going into nursing, and I have natural 38Ds. Just dubs on dubs

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Literally any time an American talks about “rising crime” and “cities in decline” etc, they are exclusively talking about visible poverty. They’re talking about tent encampments, people without housing, people experiencing psychosis They just hate seeing the cost of our society

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just came across a tiktok of a woman who said she left NYC because "it's not very safe anymore" and then in the comments revealed she now lives in Columbus, OH which is more dangerous by almost every metric I can find

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Bro what 😭😭 can we please just accept that sometimes people have different interests from you, without making them ontologically evil??? “Oh you like this thing I don’t like? Sounds like ableism, fatphobia, and racism to me” 💀

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Like I’m sorry but people told me I was “playing the trans card” when I pointed out that this anti-sex, “an adult cis woman is triggering me by talking about cum on Twitter,” “24 year olds aren’t adults” “no leather at pride” shit was headed towards demonizing & killing us

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I’m not pretty and I don’t pass and surgery won’t change either of those things but I’m still doing it to make me more at peace with myself. It’s about inner and outer congruity, comfort in my own body, wholeness. Trans people deserve healthcare regardless.

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“Everyone is beautiful” is not a materialist, radical, or liberatory politics of beauty. It’s the equivalent of “I don’t see color”. Like sorry, no, I’m ugly. That’s a social fact. You can “not see” that fact, but then you’re just doing liberal idealism

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I continue to believe that a big reason why there’s so much mainstream transphobia right now is because cis people are seeing average-looking trans women and not just passing/beautiful porn stars and other media figures. They’re seeing tr^nnies who look like me, and freaking out

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@elchefe It sounds like you did something incredibly evil, and instead of realizing it and spending the rest of your life trying to atone for it, you’ve taken the easy, self-serving, nihilistic way out and decided to justify it. I’m sure old ex-Nazi camp guards could relate tho

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@TungusBusko Sadly I don’t take much solace from this. The “one of the good ones” rhetoric is too strong. People are incredibly good at maintaining virulent bigotry while making individual exceptions for “good” minorities. There’s no real tendency towards reform with just one exception

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Mobile order is probably the biggest single reason why baristas are unionizing

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Mobile ordering is slowly killing us

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There’s this weird idea that elites have that they should be immune from ever experiencing discomfort. I guess that’s what happens when you’re a rich, influential pundit. Life is so easy and you’re so constantly flattered that any intrusions on that bubble feel anomalous

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I love how Madison Cawthorn stepped slightly out of line and the GOP just absolutely destroyed his career overnight, but in the Democratic Party a senator can nuke the entire legislative agenda for years and no one does anything

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@rosieintech @elchefe Do you know how common it is, historically, for people who participate in crimes against humanity to appeal to “but I had to, because it benefited me”?

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I’ve said it before but I really think those fucking trainings are an op to make people hate us. I swear to god. I did one right after I came out at my last job and it recommended that someone address their implicit bias by putting up pictures of trans women in their cube 💀💀

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my best guess as to why so many people seem to think the far left is ascendant is that they were made to attend a single corporate diversity training and lost their fucking minds

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The beautiful woman who comes to my Starbucks and talks to me about the theater asked if I would maybe like to go see a play with her and took my number, can we get some Ws in the chat

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You can be eccentric and still be all of these things. And “normal” people will respect you for it a lot more than they’ll respect some shallow effort to cynically mimic their cultural or consumer affinities.

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They fucking deleted it already COME ON

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Real people, however, are generally aware that if you act like a shithead you might be made to feel bad about it, and this is a normal aspect of human socialization

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You ever hang out with a hot trans girl and ur a trans girl and it was a platonic hangout but like she was really pretty and you kinda wanna spoon with her but you don’t know how to broach the topic so you just subtweet about it? That would be crazy lol

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Literally everyone at my job, all working class and mostly nonwhite, is completely normal about me being trans and out at work. The only slightly weird person about it is the one white woman with TERF bangs but she’s honestly mostly chill too. Normal people don’t care.

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Yeah in retrospect it’s truly incredible how poorly positioned much of the American left was to participate in the 2020 uprisings. We had hundreds of thousands of workers rising up against the police power of the bourgeois state and the left was unprepared, some even dismissive

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“Replicating masc/femme expectations in a queer relationship is heterosexist” Actually it’s roleplay and it’s hot

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@ikiIIedgod That’s true

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Hot take but communists have never been normal. Even most of the successful ones. None of the Bolsheviks were normal. No one at the first international was normal! I’m sorry but normal people aren’t the kind of people who become revolutionaries!

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Many online communists underestimate the raw persuasive power that comes from being normal.

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There are seriously trans people on this website who (correctly) want social workers and teachers and doctors to risk their careers and break the law to protect trans kids in places like Florida, who then say (wrongly) it’s ok to work for Lockheed cause you need the benefits.

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I’m dying over here and they’re moderating my posts

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Speaking from experience here as a decidedly weird communist transsexual who nonetheless organized her workplace, not by pretending to be “normal” and condescending to my coworkers but just by being nice, hard working, and trustworthy

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This graph is a pretty incredible look at what happens as forensic science (that defenses can use) gets better and it gets harder for cops to just find some guy with cognitive disabilities and hit him until he “confesses.”

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so weird. maybe if we give the cops *even more* money they will stop not doing their jobs

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If you have Opinions about the Sino-Soviet split, you are not and never will be normal. If you know who Bakunin is, you are not normal. Hell, if you’ve read even a little bit of Capital, you’re not normal! So what! Simply get good and don’t let that stop you from organizing

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I feel like a lot of the handwringing about communists “not being normal” is just excuse-making. Organizing is a skill and a practice and if you’re not good at it, you can get better. Trying to channel some perceived “normal” personality as a shortcut isn’t it.

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I booked laser for my chest today and my tech did my tummy for free. A literal angel, an ally above all others

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The average leftist today is 200% taller and 1,700% gayer than the average leftist in 1917. If we extrapolate this trend,

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It’s wild how much physical pain is involved in transition. The amount of pain I’ve endured for hair removal and microneedling alone is wild. Every two weeks I run motorized needles over my scalp until I cry, just to try to get some hair back. Seeing it demeaned or dismissed…

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Ok it’s back up thank god,

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Deleted my silly little tweet about fatphobia and titties because it hit a part of trans Twitter where it just became a dumping ground for “ugh not skinny-shaming!!!” “Actually I’m just naturally ethereal and perfect” and “here’s my trauma all over your TL, total stranger”

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@Voiles1910 @sylvibullet He’s George

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I don’t understand how “Liz Bruenig wrote an article blaming Elliot Rodger’s mass shooting on demonic possession by misogyny demons” never became more of a thing. It’s such a good Thing! Perfectly designed for this website

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There’s a pretty obvious and crucial difference, and also a reason why detrans scare-mongering focuses so weirdly on mastectomies: because cis women getting plastic surgery pleases cishet men, and trans men getting top surgery displeases cishet men

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Honestly I respect this level of commitment to being a Foot Guy

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I wrote this whole thread and @mo_hugs summed up the conservative mindset I was describing in one very good joke

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There’s a pretty obvious and crucial difference, and also a reason why detrans scare-mongering focuses so weirdly on mastectomies: because cis women getting plastic surgery pleases cishet men, and trans men getting top surgery displeases cishet men

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@Logo_Daedalus A proletarian is someone whose only asset is their labor, which they sell for wages. Service workers are proletarian. This is just Manly Labor LARP nonsense. Do you mine coal, twitter user Logo Daedalus? Lol.

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It seems obvious to me that arguments like “white [marginalized identity] is always white FIRST before [identity]” are usually cynical ploys to acquire discursive authority, rather than sincere attempts at untangling intersectional complexities. And the thing is, I’m not opposed+

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@cigarette_liker "you old yakubian ape" is a banger no matter how you look at it

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I think men would be happier if they kissed each other more

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I’m not understanding shit and frankly I’m angry this is real

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It makes me sad when trans twitter goes crazy for girls who very obviously are dangerously underweight. We really love to encourage girls who are dying to keep starving themselves. It’s so fucked up.

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Imagine spending tens of thousands of dollars on union busting lawyers to still get fucking bodied by the most annoying trans woman on left twitter LMAO

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WE WON 8-4 THIS IS A UNION SHOP

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It’s funny how “meet the workers where they’re at” always seems to mean “crack racist jokes and throw trans people under the bus” and never “dive fully into the anti-racist struggle against the police state being led by working people”

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Her: “hey so I’m not a chaser per se” Me: 👀 Her: “but t women are such amazing” Me: 👀👀👀👀👀 Her: “and I’d love to collab” Me: 🤮

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It’s always funny how this type of “socialist” thinks that it’s *not* dividing the working class when fascists try to enact laws that materially discriminate between groups of workers, but it *is* dividing the working class when we fight back against that

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It is AMAZING how much of my dysphoria has evaporated since I stopped being afraid and decided to be out full-time. I was fearful the opposite would happen—that I’d be more dysphoric and upset if I tried and “failed” to be out. But no! It’s so much better holy shit

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@deleteevelyn @Hannah_bmbmbm We can always tell

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Families in every other century ever regularly practiced infanticide as a form of family planning

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How do you let a mutual know you would absolutely let them smash, because they deserve the validation of knowing that, but also like “this isn’t a sincere attempt to hit on you cause I know you’re out of my league.” Like, it’s a respect thing. I’m trying to kiss the ring here

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One thing I find really insidious and horrible about “autogynephilia” as a concept is how it renders loving and admiring women as a pathology, a deviance, a perversion. Admiring and wanting to be like a woman? What are you, some kind of sicko?

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Saw a visibly trans woman in my Starbucks today and I think maybe it is giving me the courage to try being out at work tomorrow. If she can do it, why not me

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Ugh this reply started off SO STRONG but then…a photographer 🥴🤢

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It’s so cool to me how the left has basically the same problem with sexual violence as any other sector of society but we’ve also managed to layer on top of that a culture of witch hunting that seems to leave cis white men untouched but hurt BIPOC and trans people a lot

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@9BillionTigers Literally the nightmare of every trans woman Jesus Christ

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I want to voice train but not to sound like a cis woman just to sound like a really f @ggy trans girl

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I HAVE A DATE FOR FFS DECEMBER 6TH 2022 LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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sometimes i love twitter

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why are the “hey tr^nny come buy our shit” ads always like this?

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We have really lost the plot with consumption politics and moral essentialism. People really go “I am Good” and “consumption is politics” and conclude “anything I don’t consume is therefore Evil.” That’s how you get here. Log off!! Go on a hike!! Holy shit!!!

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@itsjacksonbbz Skinny white tboys 🤝 skinny white tgirls Universalizing their experience for the entire trans community

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@elchefe @rosieintech Hey what’s the income cutoff below which it made it OK to join the SS? I guess when the Peasant’s Crusade did pogroms against Jews up and down the Rhineland it was fine because they were peasants, right? Can’t blame the poor soldiers that went with Pizzaro to do genocide either

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Exile trans women from the formal economy -> trans women survive with sex work -> police and arrest trans sex workers -> “ugh see all these TIM sex offenders who want to be in women’s prison!!!” -> repeat

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This is not what “proletarian” means. This is not what defines productive labor in Marxist economics. I know all my followers probably already know that but just, omg, I hate the Intellectual Socialist posture when someone doesn’t understand basic Marxism

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Society does not need starbucks workers. Society actually does need amazon workers. That’s why amazon workers are treated worse & need a union more. Service workers are not proletarians. Bartenders don’t need unions lmao

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Frankly, ugly/non-passing trans women were largely invisible to the average cis person prior to social media. You’d get caricatures played by crossdressing men in movies and TV, but generally if they ever saw a trans woman it was someone hot enough to be a thrilling curiosity

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Anyone else noticed all these accounts of like 20 year olds dedicated to hating Black men and trans women in some kind of weird shallow, racist, reactionary TERF perversion of womanism? This is a whole genre of lowbie account now. it’s so weird. Where are they coming from

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Society didn’t look at the alarmingly high rate of complications and deaths from BBLs that prevailed for a while and go “we must protect women from these doctors! Ban the procedure!” because cishet men liked women with BBLs They don’t like women with mastectomies. Thus: freakout

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They want trans men to be forced to perform femininity. Trans men are seen by our patriarchal, transphobic society as property and reproductive resources, and that’s why the narrative is about “protecting” them and “detrans regret” and not about them being predators or Deviant

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A materialist, liberatory politics of beauty is not trying to shoehorn everyone into the category of “beautiful”, implicitly accepting the premise that ugliness is an unacceptably bad thing to be. Rather, it’s saying “ugly people should have everything beautiful people have”

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