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Joe Fischer III

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Radio and Podcast tings @1080TheFAN : "Sports Sunday" & "The Hot Corner" | Will work for tacos & bbq | Warning: random music tweets

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Joe Fischer III
1 year
“At Damian Lillard Toyota, fuck you!”
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4 years
@CamCleeland As a Cowboy fan that will justify just about every damn thing they do...
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1 year
@BleacherReport Classic Bleacher Report. Posting Laker stats even in losses.
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5 years
@barstoolsports Last game that kid ever plays in for LSU
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4 years
Anfernee Simons has found his shot & confidence as well Before 1/24: 11 games 12-of-37 from three, 32% 1 game of more than 20 minutes Since 1/24: 13 games, including tonight 42-of-88 from three, 48% 9 games of more than 20 minutes (he's played 10 tonight so far)
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2 years
@TheNBACentral How can Stockton sit there and watch a game when hundred of athletes are dropping dead every day because of the vaccine?! Unbelievable this guy!
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5 years
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3 years
We need to make sure the Blazers crowd chants "Mike Malone" at Game Three on Thursday..... @PinwheelEmpire retweet to get the word out
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
In light of today's events with Meyers Leonard, here's a compilation of him getting dunked on.
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Joe Fischer III
8 months
Oregon is just fucking with Liberty right now. They are Falwell Jr’s wife and the Ducks are the pool boy.
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
@bluthquotes - The Attic (for private conversations) - The Banana Stand (for closing deals; there’s always money in the banana stand) - The Condo (for team meetings and get togethers)
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8 months
@DeionSanders @CUBuffsFootball Or you can, ya know, recruit?
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
@NBAonTNT Oh, so he walks around with a wine glass in public, no one bats an eye. But I do it, I’m an alcoholic!
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
The last two years have been an unreal run for @FreddieGibbs - Freddie - June 22, 2018 - Fetti - October 31, 2018 - Bandana - June 28, 2019 - Alfredo - May 29, 2020 Legendary.
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
The Portand Trai Bazers BECAUSE AIN’T NO “L” OVER HERE!
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8 months
Me when they show the first trailer for the new EA Sports College Football game at halftime:
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
ESPN has their own video game rating system for CFB players, and after seven weeks, Jevon Holland ( @HollywoodVon ) is one of seven players in the country with a 99 overall rating. #GoDucks
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
@wojespn Steve Nash: "Thank god..."
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
Lamar Jackson recorded himself: - driving (using a cell while driving) - going 105 mph - not wearing a seatbelt - listening to B2K The first 3 are passable, but B2K? Cut him immediately.
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
Robert Covington has found his stroke. Including tonight, he's shooting 45% from three in the last eight games.
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
. @Dame_Lillard game-winner against the Warriors - Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
Way to go you dumb fucks. Fire Olshey, and fuck the Blazer fans that came after Dame. I literally just went off this morning about this shit. 😑🙄
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Chris Haynes
3 years
The backlash from Portland Trail Blazers’ coaching search and his concerns over whether a championship contender can be built have become major factors that could force Damian Lillard to request out, league sources tell @YahooSports .
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
It’s easy to talk shit when you’re anonymous.
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2 years
NBA GM on Damian Lillard: “It's easy to be loyal when they're giving you that much money."
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
Me: *dont get too emotional tonight* Also me less than a minute into the game: "HOWS THAT NOT AN OVER AND BACK!?!"
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Joe Fischer III
6 years
@JayBilas 53k? Do they just let anyone in to TAMU?
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
Ron Wyden and Enes Kanter visit courtside. "I'm so proud of you." Wyden Said
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
Here is your weekly Primetime #tbt @iropp looks passable, but I feel like @suke1080 is either about to convert me, tell me how he can lower my insurance premiums, or how he's losing his battle to erectile dysfunction. @1080TheFAN
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
Here's our Primetime #tbt pic of the day. We have @iropp possibly wearing eye liner (and the douchiest facial hair choice of all time), @suke1080 trying to spread the word of Joseph Smith, and former Beavers QB Derek Anderson. Anyone know what DA is up to these days? @1080TheFAN
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
43 foul calls 4 technicals 2 flagrants And still a whole quarter left We all lost tonight
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
Not sure If I should be aroused or frightened. @iropp @jscukanec @1080TheFAN
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
@BarstoolsTweets @barstoolsports NCAA making rule to ban stadium lights in 3.....2......1.....
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
Lebron watching Rodney Hood right now like....
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
@DannyMarang Warriors after this game: “wait… Mahomes was hurt?!?”
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
Map of Division One Schools @suke1080 @AndrewNemec @MikeLynch27
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
@FreddieGibbs *bagpipe scratch* "Yoop, thats meh. You're probablee wunderin hoo the fook I got heere."
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
@TomPelissero NFL and China
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Joe Fischer III
6 years
Just saw Caleb Swanigan at the local 711. Just hit him with the "Biggie!" a la Kick in the Door, and got a little smirk out of him lol Best of luck this year @calebswanigan50 !
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
@TheNBACentral Im nervous as to how many people that are liking this tweet actually think I’m serious, but so is the internet
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
@BleacherReport 755 home runs (1st all time) Fixed it for ya
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
jAcOb EaSoN iS bEtTeR tHaN jUsTiN hErBeRt
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
@mosthiphop You knew you were wrong, and you still went forward tweeting this
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
Happening on my street right now
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4 years
@fox12oregon ......and also said "he works at Amazon and could've got it there" but that doesn't get clicks.
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2 years
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Joe Fischer III
10 years
@THESOURCE in my white suburb neighborhood, when we ran from cops and then got caught, all they did was drive us home and talk 2 our parents
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
My son is going to lose it when he sees these on Christmas. @Dame_Lillard @adidas #ThreeStripeLife
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Joe Fischer III
6 months
Not the sponsor Portland deserves, but the sponsor it needs @1080TheFAN
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2 years
@JohnnyVenerable @TomPelissero Kyler Murray next coach
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3 years
@DannyMarang How many gummies deep? @BrandonSprague
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
@wweek "we cant gas people, so we're not going to do anything"
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
@NBA @BrooklynNets @KDTrey5 @KyrieIrving Dude.... How is someone's legs and calves that small? My lord.
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
@DannyMarang @NewbergSchools Newberg has been on a roll lately. My kid goes to school/plays sports in Newberg, and I'm deeply ashamed of that community right now.
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5 years
@KingJosiah54 Giving him the stern father talk afterwards: "What did I say was gunna happen? Look at you now."
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3 years
@BleacherReport @CBSSports Should've been a flag. Go figure.
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
LOGO LILLARD FOR THE FUCKIN' WIN
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
Today is the first day of my new journey in radio/marketing: Account Executive for @Audacy . Been working in programming for almost 7 years, and now it's time to put in some work on the sales side of things. Can't tell you how excited/happy I am for this new challenge! #LFG
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
What a day. Brian Kelly & Dabo Swinney both lose, Blazers destroy the Warriors, and Damian Lillard surpasses Steph Curry as the best point guard in the league.
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
Congrats, @LinfieldFB ! Best College Football team in Oregon for the decade! "I also need to show you Linfield’s logo, because it’s one of the best I’ve ever seen." - @alex_kirshner
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
@PinwheelEmpire Never understood the "Dame deserves to be traded because this city/fanbase doesn't deserve him" crowd. Complete loser mentality and asinine considering how forthright he's been with his loyalty to this place and franchise. Just absolutely wild stuff.
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
If Oregon State beats Oregon OR wins the Pac-12 North, if legally allowed and is safe, I'll jump from the Tilikum Bridge into the Willamette Waters below.
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Nick Daschel
5 years
I’ve been hearing Saturday that Oregon has locked up the Pac 12 North. Really? UO could lose at USC. Oregon State runs the table. Then it’s Ducks watching Beavers play in the Pac 12 title game.
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
Oregon St. Ducks, getting it done
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4 years
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
Today's Primetime #tbt pic. I mean, we're no fashion police, but dear god @iropp . Bold hat choice, especially with the long sleeved polo. And @suke1080 looks like he could give two f's about this whole thing. @RealRoyJonesJr easily the highlight of this photo @1080TheFAN
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
Who else, besides myself, had this poster in their room growing up?
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
"You a bitch" - Gary Trent Jr.
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
@TheNBACentral Right… because everyone knows there’s no Jewish people in Miami
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
Dave Chappelle's SNL monologue tonight is going to be one for the history books.
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
If this is the final home game for the Blazers this season, it was a damn good one and the one fans deserve.
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
Well, I bit the bullet and decided to PAY OFF ALL OF MY CREDIT CARD DEBT TODAY!!! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Joe Fischer III
1 year
@JohnPompliano So happy for these corporations! Good for them! Corporations are so underserved and neglected in our society, so yay!
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
@jonathanmbach @ChelseaDeffenB Should've been closed years ago.
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Joe Fischer III
8 months
The luck ran out for the luckiest team in college football history. Rest in piss, Huskies.
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Joe Fischer III
8 years
I'm a Duck alum, and I would rather have Gary Andersen as a head coach than Mark Helfrich. Mentality and Attitude > scheme
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4 years
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4 years
@Big_Suke A degree in public health? Wtf have you been doing the last five months? You could’ve saved us all. #CancelSuke
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
I used to be scared of frying things. Now, I'm making homeade Popeyes Chicken Sandwiches. This easily is one of the best things I ever made. When I'm inspired and motivated, I can absolutely throw down in the kitchen.
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
@CBSNews All I want is for Leslie Knope to resign now. How dare those penguins violate the sanctity of marriage.
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Joe Fischer III
2 years
Here’s the Primetime #tbt pic of the day I feel we’ve picked on @suke1080 too much, so let’s make fun of @FANswag (especially since he f’d up @DirtAndSprague today). Apologies to @channingfrye for having to stand next to a grown adult wearing leather braided sandals. @1080TheFAN
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
Fuck Lil Wayne, Lil Pump, Colby Covington, Dana White, Brett Favre, Herschel Walker, Jack Nicklaus, Jon Voight, James Woods, Kid Rock, Mike Ditka, Jorge Masvidal, Ted Nugent, Roseanne Barr, Jay Cutler, Tom Brady, Stephen Ross, Aubrey Huff, Bobby Bowden, Maurkice Pouncey & others
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
GM Bro and @iropp locking eyes at a restaurant
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
Democracy prevailed at 12:32am on January 7th, 2021.
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
I just wish we had the same energy towards bringing football back as we did towards....oh i dont know...... STOPPING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC
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Joe Fischer III
6 years
Shout out to fellow Oregon grad @mattgoetz for getting absolutely killed today on twitter for having a last name that is two letters off from Congressman @MattGertz . My guess this is not what you had planned when you woke up today, but way to roll with the punches. #GoDucks
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
They need to make a Heisman House commercial were they come home and Manziel is throwing an absolute rager. Strippers, cocaine everywhere, the works. Jameis is cookin' crab legs, Ricky Williams is rolling joints, and Tebow & Mariota are calling their parents to come pick them up.
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
The entire Blazers team needs to apologize to Lillard in the locker room. CJ for not showing up, RoCo for blowing easy buckets late, Nurkic for not even being there. It's disgusting.
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Joe Fischer III
3 years
@PFF_College "omg, step-bowl, what are you doing?!"
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
@1080TheFAN Biker bros are triggered, and I love it.
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
@barstoolsports not my proudest fap
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Joe Fischer III
4 years
@mortreport When are Eagles tryouts?
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Joe Fischer III
5 years
@dallascowboys @EzekielElliott he better run for 500 yards today showing up like this
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Joe Fischer III
10 months
Absolute menace on the pitch this year. He put up a team high 23 goals in ten games, leading his team to a 7-2-1 record. Another year in the bag!
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Joe Fischer III
6 years
@nilamadison "Don't know how you got in here but more than welcome to kick it. I make some mean enchiladas. Let me dry off and I'll fire off some of those bad boys."
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