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@JinxYeo

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Stand-up comedian based in Singapore ... More funny content at ... Upcoming show schedule at

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Joined September 2012
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
6 years
@swatic12 Thanks SwatKat!
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3 years
@FallonFox @joerogan Transphobic? @JoeRogan isn't anti-trans. He's just anti-biological-males-beating-up-women... a perfectly reasonable position
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
3 years
Why are nipples called nipples... instead of ribeyes?
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11 months
Did your parents say these strange things to you (as a kid)? Catch Jinx Yeo perform comedy in your city - Watch more funny content -
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
4 years
Watch Jinx Yeo's LIVE-STREAM comedy show from your home👉👉
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@JinxYeo
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6 years
In the Sino-Japanese War, we #Chinese fought the #Japanese . #Japan kicked our asses. Because their weapons were made in Japan, while ours were made in #China .
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
The best journalism can be found in Pornhub titles. In one sentence, they cover: Who, What, Where, When, Why, How
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
3 years
If Tesla's CEO misused company funds for penis enlargement surgery, the scandal would be called ElonGate
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@JinxYeo
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4 years
2020 was an unprecedented year. Just like 2021. And every other year. Pretty sure that's how time works
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5 years
Self-help works. I know someone who got her boyfriend to propose, because she turned a negative into a positive. On the pregnancy test.
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
10 years
Mother's day is coming. So S'poreans, remember to honour the women who raised us - the Filipino maids
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5 years
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
6 years
Why do guys send #DickPics ? Because they’ve heard that “the camera adds 10 pounds”
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
4 years
Not sure if that's really #KimJongUn ... or if #NorthKorea spent the past 3 weeks fattening up his replacement / #BodyDouble ... #KimJongUnDead ?
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
6 years
@MoreAndAgain Thanks Genie!
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
5-star review for "Absurdly Asian" in Melbourne :) Just a few shows left to catch me at @micomfestival - grab your tickets at
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
Does #TV dumb us down? Just know that #SantaClaritaDiet got #cancelled after 3 seasons, while #KeepingUpWithTheKardashians is on season 17 (and counting) #idiocracy #TheKardashians
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
4 years
#KimJongUn can't bend space and time? But he's transported #NorthKorea back to the 18th century!
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
4 years
Toilet paper is the new Kardashian - apparently worth a lot, but nobody knows why
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
6 years
“The way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach,” said the male Black Widow spider #DatingTips
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
"Raising awareness": the idea that you can solve all the world's problems, just by changing your profile picture on Facebook
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5 years
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
3 years
New COVID vaccine discovered - it's called Toxic Masculinity... #FollowTheScience
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
When @realDonaldTrump claimed to have "great and unmatched wisdom”, he probably thought WISDOM was an acronym for “Windbag Imbecile’s Seismic Diarrhea-Of-Mouth”
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
Won the @comedystoreuk #KingGong show... thanks @imranyusuf and @Vinny64 for the support and guidance! http://t.co/WvspCO2rFv
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
Did a charity gig for an orphanage. IRONY: a #StarWars themed #comedy show to raise funds for kids who don’t know who their father is
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
6 years
#Naughty #TongueTwister : "Nikki Nagger nicked a keg of knackered knickers, a keg of knackered knickers Nikki Nagger nicked”. Repeat without saying the n-word. #BadPartyGames
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
7 years
Why is prostitution illegal in most countries? Because politicians hate competition
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
7 years
Guys: anniversaries are like parachutes. If you forget it once, you won’t live long enough to see another one.
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
6 years
#Hipsters support racial tolerance and sexual tolerance - they just need lactose tolerance
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
3 years
If Singapore makes a movie about the KTV Covid saga, the title should be: ClusterF**k
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
2 months
Government orders artist to remove cigarette from mural 🤦‍♂️ Arts in #Singapore has TOO MANY RULES! Here's some Comedy on this topic... For more funny content, see Replies below ⬇️
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
#AB5 is crippling #freelancers . The arrogance of politicians, to (1) assume they know better than you what's "good for you"... and (2) use government FORCE to impose their opinions on you #RepealAB5 #FixAB5 #StopAB5
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
7 years
Comedians can’t be protective dads. Can't tell your teen daughter not to give pleasure to drunk strangers, when you do it for a living
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
8 years
Previewing my Edinburgh show "A+ UnderAchiever" tomorrow (Sat 30 July) @ComedyCamden1 - get tix at
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
@dgorganize #Uber gives people an extra work option they didn't previously have - without removing any of their other options. #AB5 takes away the most-preferred work option of #freelancers - the option they ACTUALLY CHOSE. Who's the one harming workers?
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
8 years
The real reason #Republicans support #DonaldTrump , is to Make America Pray Again
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
1 year
Why "happiness" means something different to Chinese people... 😀 Catch @JinxYeo perform comedy in your city - More funny content at
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
8 years
Some guys are glad #AngelinaJolie is single again. I'm not. If I were to go out with her, people would just think she adopted me
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
@jenvanlaar @RealKiraDavis #Uber offers people an additional work option they didn't previously have - without taking away any of their other existing options. #AB5 takes away the most-preferred work option of #freelancers - the option they ACTUALLY CHOSE. Who's the one harming workers?
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
6 years
@dsng Thanks Daryl!
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
6 years
@Equill Thanks Erin!
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
8 years
Why do #Republicans use an Elephant as their mascot? To make sure we never forget 9/11
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
3 years
@chinosupersized Haha... maybe Chinese parents share my video to warn their kids - "study hard in school, otherwise when you grow up you'll end up like him" ;)
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
8 years
Bring back inflight smoking. I’d prefer to travel on smoking flights, so people wouldn’t bring their babies onto that plane
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
Lawrence Khong will #WearWhite until the Pink is gone? SG's famous "pink shirt lover" might take offense... http://t.co/WUnmf7GWqh
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
Indians are outsourcing their #comedy to Singaporeans at #WeirdassPajama - tix at
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
7 years
Dear SJWs: being not-racist is simple. Stop trying to make it so complicated.
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
8 years
The color green is God's way of telling you "this ain't gonna taste good"
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
God said "thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife". He never said "thou shall not covet thy neighbor's husband". #gayrights #LGBT
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
6 years
@TadhgHickey Thanks :)
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
@davecraige @dgorganize Folks who drive #Uber clearly prefer it to other options. Don't dictate what others "should" want. #Uber is an option one can accept/reject - that's #ProChoice #AB5 forcibly restricts #freelancers ' options - that's #AntiChoice
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
Dear #Malaysia #Ringgit : just because you’re from “Bank Negara Malaysia”, doesn’t mean you have to drop like the Niagara Falls
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
7 years
@TheGadulka I'm from Singapore, not China ;)
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
@BlueUrpi @KonstantineinCA @LorenaSGonzalez Employers offer people an additional work option they didn't previously have - without removing any of their other existing options. #AB5 takes away the most-preferred work option of #freelancers - the option they ACTUALLY CHOSE. Who's the one harming workers?
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
10 years
Men are simple and crude - we "talk cock". Women are more cultured and sophisticated - they have "vagina monologues".
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
6 years
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
How to Train Your Snail #MakeAMovieLessRomantic
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
7 years
Senator Manny #Pacquiao accused of misconduct for chatting up young women on Instagram live? He should demand a trial-by-combat
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
Dear #IKEA : stop calling yourself a #furniture store. You sell jigsaw puzzles.
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
10 years
Tofu: a yucky vegan food invented by Chinese people, to feed to their enemies. That's why it's spelled TO-F-U
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
How to improve at sex? Unlike sports, you can't do post-game video analysis. "This bonk may be recorded for quality purposes"
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
11 months
HONG KONG - I have some discounted tickets for my Twitter/X fans. If you want them, just REPLY “Hong Kong” below, and I’ll DM you the discount code. (You need to Follow me, to allow me to DM you) First-come, first-served Info & Tickets at
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
6 years
@robtodd101 Thanks Rob!
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Writes Back #MakeAMovieLessRomantic
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
8 years
#DonaldTrump can #MakeAmericaGreatAgain - by gathering all his supporters and #BuildingAWall around them. #Quarantine
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
@realDonaldTrump In @realDonaldTrump ’s " #GreatAndUnmatchedWisdom ”, he probably thought WISDOM was an acronym for “Windbag Imbecile’s Seismic Diarrhea-Of-Mouth”
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
@vbryant9 Thanks Vincent :)
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
8 years
#Passwords are like #condoms : never use the same one twice... and if compromised, you could lose a fortune
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
#Singaporeans have spoken. They said "Hey, we also want our own national tragedy on 9/11" #ge2015 #Singapore
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
6 years
@mikewhitesport @Gildedballoon It wasn't me, but no need for an eye test... even to me, lots of Asians look alike :)
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
8 years
@DavidErcegHurn Thanks for your interest - it's a new show for 2017, different material from my 2016 show
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
8 years
The Mayans said the world would end in 2012. Turns out, they were off by 4 years. #Election2016 #TrumpWins
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
Doing the King Gong show tonight @comedystoreuk to prove my girlfriend wrong - she says I can never last 5 minutes
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
$10 #RushTix for #Comedy at #CheekySparrow . Show details & FREE preview clip at - #Perth #FringeWorld #PerthLife
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
8 years
@ComedyPR101 Thanks! :)
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
11 months
HONG KONG - I have some discounted tickets for my Twitter/X fans. If you want them, just REPLY “Hong Kong” below, and I’ll DM you the discount code. (You need to Follow me, to allow me to DM you.) First-come, first-served Info & Tickets at
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
@JackCain Thanks Jack!
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Jinx Yeo Comedy
5 years
@touchofallright Thanks Erin!
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
9 years
If you're in #India and like to laugh haha, catch me at #WeirdassPajama -
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
7 years
@xandrijaviolin unfortunately not this year - no worries, glad you enjoyed the taster
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
8 years
How to sell the #TwilightSaga to guys: Change the title to " #Vampires vs #Werewolves " #Twilight
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@JinxYeo
Jinx Yeo Comedy
11 years
@mrbrown I thought you and your followers might enjoy this little parody (about the fare hikes): http://t.co/HRqPVqgIBf
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