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Vincent Bryant

@vbryant9

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@vbryant9
Vincent Bryant
3 years
“My nigga a street nigga, he don’t play video games.” That’s cool, at least I’m coming back when I die.
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
No memory card so I had this bitch running all day. You could’ve lit a blunt off the back of my PS2.
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Bomboclaat.
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3 years
Tomato ain’t a fruit cause it don’t have a Candy pretending to be it.
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2 years
Niggas with money see who women really are.
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
Naw, it don’t go no bathrooms in there.
@raphousetv2
Raphousetv (RHTV)
2 years
R. Kelly's old Atlanta Mansion is Listed and on Sale for $1.9m 💵🏡 is this a good deal would y’all cop it??🤔
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
Even that cigarette scared of him.
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this is a different type of nigga.
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
That man praying over his food.
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2 years
Broke niggas can only afford to see who she pretend to be.
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
Y’all saw a slap I seen a nigga renew his vows onstage.
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Vincent Bryant
8 years
"Who you done with?"
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3 years
@Txmxxr @VictorPopeJr Ole go go google ass niggas lol
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
As a teacher I would want to break up this fight but I know they need this cardio.
@ChiTown_Eazy
The Final Boss
3 years
Embiid and Harden fighting over the last snack from team catering
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
😂😂😂
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
Cause he’s the only one up.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
This post gone get 10 more niggas killed by cops.
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
Y’all want a man to be a man but only how y’all want him to be a man and that’s the disconnect.
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
“He lets me be me.” Aw, so he let that hoe shit slide?
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
This nigga an alligator.
@Moe_Derrty
Cold Turkey
3 years
I want frog legs for dinner
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
Fuck being shot, you ever lost yo favorite dick sucker?
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
@Xaviermalik23 @KarlousM Getting some money.
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
Sometimes you ain’t strong enough for a particular woman 😂😂😂 some demons be bigger than the love you give, king. Run.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
twitter is the place where people go bash the person they are in real life.
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
I’m from St. Louis not Missouri.
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Vincent Bryant
1 year
Rip grandma but you know I had to get you.
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
I guess it’s true, pretty bitches don’t pay for nothing.
@Saweetie
💎
2 years
i make music for pretty bitches! if you can’t relate i understand 🙇🏽‍♀️💗🫶🏽
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
Imagine meeting her parents and realizing she get her ass from her daddy.
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
This bit ain’t finished.
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Vincent Bryant
1 year
Problem is we looking for a hoe in a good woman and looking for a good woman in a hoe. Pick one nigga, Yeen gone get both.
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Vincent Bryant
6 months
Lemme have it
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
Basic life skills aren’t the selling point they use to be. “I cook, I clean, I make my own money.” So….you’re an adult? Are you interesting? Do you have hobbies? Are you funny?
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
“You got a good woman.” Can be seen two ways. “I use to cram” orrrrr “I’ve been trying but she won’t cheat on you.”
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
They would make Juneteenth a national holiday when it falls on a Saturday.
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
EST GEE raps like he has shot more people than he has hugged.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
How many times will we hear “I’m just trying to get like you.” At this gathering?
@Complex
Complex
4 years
Steve Harvey is set to host upcoming #Verzuz battle between Earth, Wind & Fire and the Isley Brothers. Details:
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
I love that luxury is falling apart and people will have to develop a real personality
@oliviabrxtn
liv 👩🏽‍💻
2 years
Cartier isnt authenticating their love bracelets anymore cause the fakes are too good they can’t tell 💀
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
“This pussy yours” No ma’am. I seen what all goes into proper pussy care. I’m thankful but I would like you to rescind that statement.
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
So I was told Ali made more off these pictures than what he made in boxing.
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
Y’all got gambit fucked up! Don’t none of the other mutants know how to play spades.
@minakimes
Mina Kimes
3 years
The most overrated mutant is Gambit! Take away the charisma and he’s just a glorified poker dealer. Storm is powerful af.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
Women cry on command and call us manipulators.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
I hate when girls be cussing and yelling at they kids. Ima fuck but I ain’t coming back over here mean mommy.
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Vincent Bryant
8 months
When you don’t be cheating the gifts ain’t gotta be crazy
@lostfilesjp
JP
8 months
Herb snapped 😭😭
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
The weekend Martin and Malcolm took a break from all this shit and kicked it in Harlem.
@mizizishop
MIZIZI
4 years
What’s a movie about Black history that YOU believe needs to be made?
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
French Montana and Khaled do this thing where they stand right next to a nigga, do nothing and get paid for a hit.
@XXL
XXL Magazine
2 years
“Unforgettable” by French Montana and Swae Lee has been certified Diamond 💎
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Vincent Bryant
6 months
Drake didn’t even wanna rap with Pusha t, yall know he ain’t got nothing for Kendrick.
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Vincent Bryant
1 year
If you gone be a hoe, be an interesting one.
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
Be off they ass 5 days out the week.
@blynnmay
Breanna Zoe
2 years
I never realized how women are such alcoholics. Like wow.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
We can’t laugh at this
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Vincent Bryant
6 months
The fuck on.
@YoSideBurner
YoSidePiece🤦‍♂️
6 months
At 5 Guys with $4.76 what can I Get???
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
Nigga gave us gems like these.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
Nigga I want more grape gushers and they better not taste like grapes.
@gushers
Gushers
4 years
Gushers wouldn’t be Gushers without the Black community and your voices. We’re working with @fruitbythefoot on creating space to amplify that. We see you. We stand with you.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
When the 6’s start thinking like 10s you gotta release them back into the stream. Let her see how cold it is out there.
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
Y’all see that leg? It match.
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
I need a shooting coach for Dave and busters, what’s up?
Lethal shooter, the guy who currently trains KCP, Kuz & Talen Horton-Tucker with the 1st ever "mechanical rim".
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
This girl gave her babies too many melatonin gummies but I wanted some pussy so I waited to call the cops.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
15 pieces of pussy just hit my account.
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
Somewhere there’s a nigga with 200 new iPhone cords.
@BlancoTarantino
Blanco Tarantino TV, LLC
3 years
Cars broken into during Lil Durk’s concert at the Ambassador located in St. Louis.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
All them bitches Martin had, I know it’s ok to be horny at a time like this.
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
Nigga gone be sitting in the audience while the fake Ye performs.
@fakeshoredrive
Andrew Barber
3 years
Kanye going full Joker mode, Thursday night is gonna be wild
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Vincent Bryant
7 months
As soon as I finish a joke about my dad, he calls me. Parents don’t give a damn about what you got going on if they have something to tell you.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
I love y’all the way he love that vest.
@deray
deray
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Tell your friends you love them.
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
Flip the switch my ass. This nigga don’t understand social distancing.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
Niggas be knowing a whole bunch of shit that can’t help them in life.
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
@JAC_nojill @KarlousM You the fun police.
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
Sad sells more than sex now.
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
@AJ119X Man, fcuk you. How’s that?
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
You know what be fucking women up? The niggas that cheat are really good men lol.
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Vincent Bryant
1 year
If you 30-35 all the Good women got snatched up 2011-2012 It ain’t nothing beggars, bums and bitches use to playing the side.
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
What in the soul plane going on here?
@808andCarShakes
808s & Car Shakes
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O.T. Genasis feeling good on his way to first class 🛩
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
Use to be me until my girl smoked and got real quiet.
@_RickSmoove
Rick Smoove
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A woman smoking a blunt is so unattractive to me
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
I wonder if being in and out of town from October-may helps out relationships.
@_speedfromtx
Speed
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I deserve someone that’ll never get tired of me and always look at me like this....
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
Threesome are just your girl tagging along to ruin your fun. Why is old pussy in the room with new pussy?
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Vincent Bryant
8 years
Republicans have too many mistresses for them to pass this.
@TheAffinityMag
Affinity Magazine
8 years
Congress’s New Bill Could Take Away Your Access To Plan B And Other Emergency Contraceptives:
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
Big hoops make the dick go whooop!
@Yelnam_876
𝐌_𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 🇯🇲
5 years
Bomboclaat
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
You don’t miss me, that nigga just don’t want you no more. 😂😂😂
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
You piss somebody off and they’ll reveal themselves every single time.
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
Ima be on tv, here’s the proof.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
Tired of the cheap shit. Get me something my other girlfriend gone like.
@KrisColethatB
KrisCole
4 years
So is niggas tired of cologne on Valentines Day or not! 🤣🤣
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Vincent Bryant
1 year
You the fucking reason
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
1 year
TB12 speaking facts or nah? 🤔 (via Let’s Go! Podcast)
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
This nigga so funny man
@TeamTeddyRay
THEY CALL ME BIG BELLY!!!
5 years
Merry Christmas to all 🎄🎁💙. S/O to all the families wit old school black ornaments
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Vincent Bryant
1 year
Good woman coochie like that macaroni necklace yo kid give you. It’s a nice gesture but that shit be weak as hell.
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
All that strolling y’all did to his song he can’t be a honorary member?
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
Gabrielle union out here cutting up
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
The with you be silent sometimes.
@WeLuvAja
Slippery Clinton
4 years
Niggas be telling certain women they don’t want kids & then others they do? What that mean?
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
This been me all weekend.
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Vincent Bryant
2 years
Rocked 1300 people last night.
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
Her body, her choice.
@chelle_latrice
ChelleyChelle👑
5 years
How wet that pussy get is up to you my nigga not her
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
1. Because they left us. 2. It’s not a welcoming place. 3. We see how they finessed granny out her paper. 4. It’s male dominated and we don’t got no business running shit. I can go on and on but hey.
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
I’ve argued my way out of coochie several times. But Coochie ain’t worth you walking around here looking and thinking dumb. In a weird way, me arguing with you is me wanting more than your vagina. I want you to have common sense too.
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
I’ll say it again. If karma was real, white people wouldn’t be living so comfortably.
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Vincent Bryant
1 year
New @donttellcomedy set up.
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
Why are men doing so much to make a woman submit? It’s a weird trade off. Unfair even. I pay all of everything for what? So you can listen to me?
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Vincent Bryant
4 years
Thumbs
@swayFrmThat1Way
Roi 👑
4 years
What y’all think her favorite food is ?
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
This nigga fina bring Bill Cosby to the porch.
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Vincent Bryant
6 years
This shit crazy
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Vincent Bryant
5 years
Certified meat mangler. Get in there and get me done in about 2.2 and still be wanting to chew.
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Vincent Bryant
1 year
Good tweet
@NinaSerafina
nina lee
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Girls who can’t keep a man are some of the most amazing women I’ve ever met
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Vincent Bryant
3 years
You know how confident a woman has to be to get in a relationship with a newly minted millionaire? The thought process behind that is “I’m the best he can do.” How arrogant?
@DailyMailCeleb
Daily Mail Celebrity
3 years
EXCLUSIVE: Tristan Thompson disappeared into a bedroom with three women at a house party and emerged 30 minutes later looking 'disheveled'
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Vincent Bryant
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Y’all cutting today?
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