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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

I’m pregnant with a little girl which has me nervous because so many bookers won’t book two women on a show together.

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Jen Saunderson

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6 years

In response to Sarah Huckabee Sander's at the Red Hen, I've made a sign for restaurants around the D.C. area. #Restaurants4Sarah

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@IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump Neat, just note that Trump's fiscal year is only 9 DAYS old and Obama's ended 10/1 so I'd hold off on the congratulatory Trump parade.

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@Mikaela_wild It hurts that someone this stupid has a nicer kitchen then me.

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7 years

@jbobbitt @DonaldJTrumpJr I did ONE Google search, Sit down grown-ups are talking.

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5 years

@BetteMidler @kathygriffin @StormyDaniels Oh, no did a virgin light the candle again?

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@JenSaunderson

7 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr We waited DAYS for your Dad to denounce white nationalists, white supremacists and Nazis! DAYS!!! He didn't. His silence emboldened them!

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@JenSaunderson

7 years

@jbobbitt @DonaldJTrumpJr Hi, ummm... Obama isn't President. The rest of us are living in the present. Please, keep up. Thanks.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

@EricTrump Yes, those are great moments, BUT we also had Japanese internment camps, African Americans getting beaten in Selma fighting for their rights, Women fighting for their rights, Stonewall, Cesar Chavez, all fighting for civil rights. Maybe as a rich white man you don't get it.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

This is the biopic I want to see!!!

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@PaulRudnickNY

4 years

Charmaine McGuffey is the new sheriff of Hamilton County, Ohio. She beat the man who fired her for being an out lesbian. Sometimes there's justice

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

5 years

When you show up expecting an outpouring of love for Rowan Atkinson and find out it's a different Bean. #RIPBean

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@JenSaunderson

5 years

@kayleighmcenany @TeamTrump @realDonaldTrump Neat! You can fill a rec room five rows deep, but can you fill a Women's March?

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@BetLAKings @realDonaldTrump Also, Obama didn't bankrupt the secret service, spend almost a 1/3rd of his time on vacation and didn't go on congratulatory rallies. SO, NO

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr @TheEconomist I appreciate that he says, "Can it Last?" as if he knows instinctively that it can not.

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@JenSaunderson

7 years

@la_smithee @IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump Also, sorry I only give credit when you show you're work... or that you're working. ;)

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@JenSaunderson

7 years

@BetLAKings @realDonaldTrump Obama didn't talk about Trump for 8 yrs on Twitter. Actually Trump created the birther movement during that time which was based in racism!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

1. Cunt is PRIMARILY used to describe women & we get to fucking use it. 2. If you're more shocked by Samantha Bee's tweet & less the fact that Ivanka has zero experience & is using her position to line her and her family's pockets. Then what you stand for is hollow.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

9 months

My Mom has Stage IV bile duct cancer. Her favorite movie is "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." I wanted to help her see, "Wonka." Due to her weakened state and immune system she's unable to go in person. Is there a way to get a screener for those who can't visit the theater?

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

Betty White was an amazing woman, actress, writer and animal lover. As we mourns her, I wanted to share her thoughts on death which are as beautiful as her. She’s walking a very crowded rainbow bridge filled with all the animals she rescued.❤️ “And now—she knows the secret.”

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@KellyannePolls @POTUS You can't empower us and say that you can grab our pussies at the same time. JUST STOP.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr Screw you for using the #metoo movement in this way. You cheating, mediocre, elephant murdering psychopath.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

PREGNANCY UPDATE: no longer pregnant as of 4/12/21 11:08AM

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@realDonaldTrump As long as I'm not on vacation or tweeting about Obama or Hillary... or campaigning 3 years early for 2020.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

Sam Elliott appreciation post Happy 77th!!!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

Hey guys in the green room defending Louis CK you know he can't hear you right? He's not going to magically find out u have his back and take you on tour w/ him. Dudes NOT going on tour and all us gals just made a "Fuck-that-guy" mental note!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

I have a four month old who doesn't have a choice about getting the vaccine. STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE IT'S THEIR CHOICE TO GET THE VACCINE. It's not. When YOU don't get the vaccine you're putting our kids at risk. That's the truth of this. YOU'RE FUCKING DOING THAT.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@Getaclue77 @DonaldJTrumpJr @POTUS Did a mullet come with this image?

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

Here's a thought. Stop interviewing Ann Coulter. What is she adding? Just stop. You can end this. Thanks.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

@RitaPanahi America right now:

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

@MichaelRapaport I mean to be fair, Eric Trump knows a lot about fraud having defrauded a children's charity...

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr It was a hollow threat versus your Dad who tore thousands of kids away from their parents as a bargaining tool and now is looking for a pat on the back by making a media spectacle of changing HIS policy. One actor's words are not the same as the monstrous actions of your Dad!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr @Saccone4PA18 @realDonaldTrump When the choice is between happy & lazy, your Dad keeps choosing lazy. Trump's on 95 vacation days that's closing in on a quarter of his presidency. I'd be happy too if I didn't have to read my briefings and everyone paid for my vacay.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr It's as if he didn't read the tweet and is doing EXACTLY what the tweet was making fun of. Oh, wait...

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@BillyBr25190343 @BetLAKings @realDonaldTrump SITES PLEASE. CREDIBLE SOURCES.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

Sure, I talk a lot about being pregnant... but if there was someone inside of you clawing at your insides and making a blanket fort with your organs before they Cronenberg their way outta your body, you'd bring it up.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

POSTPARTUM UPDATE:

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

5 years

Chuck Todd - Do you have a plan for Mitch McConnell? Elizabeth Warren - #DemocraticDebate

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

@LolOverruled As someone with an anthropology degree from a state run university it's surprising that this guy has MORE HUMAN BONES than the UNIVERSITY I attended.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@VP @POTUS ...BUUUUUT he still won't share with us his own taxes.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@SteveSeals @VP @POTUS Yeah, you can share your taxes even when being audited. That's like saying Obama couldn't share his birth certificate because he was alive*

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@JenSaunderson

6 years

@thistallawkgirl

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@Getaclue77 @DonaldJTrumpJr @POTUS OHHHH, you can only speak in Memes. I got it.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

My 9 mo old only says "Dada," which as the person who almost died bringing her into this world feels like some bullshit. Like I gave you a pretty big gift, bought the gift, held on to it, delivered THE GIFT and all Dada did was say, "Hey, can you say that's from the both of us?"

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr It's hard to focus on the good things carried over from the Obama administration that you're taking credit for when your Dad IS A MONSTER!!!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

Dick Miller appreciation post ❤️❤️❤️

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

PREGNANCY UPDATE: This time next week I’m gonna have a walking, talking baby!!! ...I may also not be familiar with the growth cycle of babies.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

If you're a cop. YOU. CAN. QUIT. At this point this is a choice. THIS is YOUR choice.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

People who fly the Confederate Flag say it's part of their history. But it's a bad part of history. My parents' divorce is a bad part of my history but I don't wear their divorce papers as a mini skirt or mud flaps Folks would think I was a loser that didn't know how to move on

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

@realkatiejow FUN FACT: Everyone of us 20-40 year olds that are home right now because we care about other people around us and have empathy (because this is America and that is what WE do) now have ALL THE TIME in the world to make comments & give your opponent $10.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@Getaclue77 @DonaldJTrumpJr @POTUS Oh, there's a lot of crazy to unpack here. There's so much crazy to unpack it's like you used space saver bags...FILLED WITH CRAZY.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

9 months

Thank you everyone for your help, she'll be able to see the film. Thank you so very much. I'm so incredibly moved by everyone's help. Thank you ❤️💚❤️

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

Me hearing the term "Second Gentleman," said out loud for the first time. ❤️❤️❤️

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

5 years

My Grandma started having children at 15, she had 5 kids. My Mom was pregnant with me at 16. My Cousin is 35 & a Grandma. I'm 37 and childless. I'm the FIRST in my family to go to college, have a career and not require government assistance as an adult.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

5 years

Guys, Ashby is here! He's here!!!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@CNN You know who also went to an Ivy League college? Lyle Menendez, Ted Kaczynski, Michael Bruce Ross

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

Coming home today!!!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

I'm pretty sure a THUG is someone who pushes a 75-year-old man.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

8 months

@KillerCritics I love this movie and I looked at it as this is someone going through an extremely traumatic grief period and the literal "Burn it All Down," is such a cathartic release that it enables her to breath for the first time and to experience her own renewal and in that way she's won.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

William Smith appreciation post, 1933-2021

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@SteveSeals @VP @POTUS Hi, as a military brat... If one of your parents is an American and you're born overseas, you're still an American.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr Stop trying to humanize yourself.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

I’m hoping this means we’re now going to outlaw gender reveal parties because: 1. They’re transphobic AF* *end of list.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@ananavarro Kylie: I've heard that name a lot lately... I don't know where though, but it's hot right now, right? Everyone Else: Girl, no. Kylie: Stormi Bannon Jenner it is!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

Supporters of Trumpcare be like...

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

I don't care if Sarah Sanders cries at the end of Toy Story 3, Coco, and the Lion King, she still wakes up every day and lies to the American people.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

I don't know who needs to hear this... but unless one of the Kardashians murders someone, cures a disease, personally invents something they are NOT news and all major news outlets need to stop sending alerts to our phones AS IF they are!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

8 years

WATCH & RT @jennyzigrino & my new show, IFC's The Filling is Mutual. Baking dishes based on our fav comic's jokes.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

@TrumpStore @DonaldJTrumpJr @jimmykimmel It's too bad Trump makes a better sandbag then he does a person... He doesn't drain the swamp he just absorbs it.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

My laughter hurt his feelings. He got upset that I saw him as a narcissist. It oddly felt cathartic. I'm 39 and I don't feel worried anymore that he's going to abandon me. I'm my own person, and a Mom go ahead abandon away. It'll be less time for me in the greeting card aisle.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

5 years

If you wonder why folks are mad that ZERO women were nominated for BEST DIRECTOR... Here's a list of women who've WON an Oscars in the past 91 yrs: Kathryn Bigelow (11 yrs ago) END. OF. LIST. Before you google search this... please remember Elia Kazan and Carol Reed are men

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

@Ocasio2018 What's next, is he going to go on Zillow, scroll down to the stats and demand to see your average 2.3 children? This guy doesn't know how averages work. Ridiculous.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

@pattonoswalt TIN ROOF, INDICTMENT!!!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

2 years

WAIT. Hulu produces the Handmaid's Tale where women are held down, raped and forced to have babies by an evangelical right who misinterprets the Bible to hold on to power, but won't run ads about abortion rights? How on brand do you have to freakin' be?

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

1 year

My Mom starts chemo today to fight stage IV bile duct cancer. Please keep her in your thoughts 💚💚💚

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@EricTrump @realDonaldTrump Also ironic that folks claimed Trump would act more presidential after taking office, but we're all still waiting for that to happen.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

POSTPARTUM UPDATE: Blood pressure is stabilizing, Blood work came back fine. New blood work ordered just in case. They brought a crib for Hadley so she and Don can visit, but also so I can breastfeed. Preeclampsia is scary. Might be in the hospital until Monday. ❤️

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@johnsonediem @SteveSeals @VP @POTUS Oh, no... why does he hate Erica? What did she do?

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

Okay, so what does Trump have on Pence to make him NOT use the 25th amendment? There were people with a noose chanting to hang him... so it has to be WORSE than that.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr Your family literally has "birth tourism," where Russians stay at Trump properties to give birth to babies for dual citizenship...so maybe stop throwing stones in your severely chipped glass house, Junior.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

1 year

Good News!!! My little Sister, Sarah won a gold medal in the Special Olympics today! Wooo! ❤️❤️❤️

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

TRUMP (yelling out the White House window): You boy, what day is this?! FULL GROWN MAN: I'm 43. It's past noon, get the fuck out!!!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

@EricTrump @CNN Maybe they wouldn't have to report negativity if your Dad wasn't riping children from parents, insulting our allies, calling the media Fake News and sleeping with a porn star. They're LITERALLY reporting on your Dad and HIS actions, but sure they're to blame?

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

@SteveHofstetter

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@KellyannePolls @POTUS @foxandfriends Nah, you don't get to use the #MeToo and then continue to not address Roy Moore. That's not how this works.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

2 years

Did Gen Z just learn about Kate Bush this weekend?

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

Babies born in 2021 that were conceived during quarantine are going to only know a VP who is a woman of color and that is going to be their norm and I just 😭❤️😭 I love this so freaking much!!!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

3 years

I wish there was a Biological Dad section in the greeting card aisle. Just cards that say, “Thanks for sending me $20 once, here’s a picture of a brook.” Or “Please don’t call Mom anymore she just celebrated 7 years with Kyle,” or “I’m glad you got parole.”

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

Don & I have some IMPORTANT NEWS, and enlisted the help of our "close friend", Bruce "Dernsie," Dern to share it for us:

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

5 years

@TheLaughFactory @roxanne1032 @chrisdelia @tomdreesencomic @MichaelLenoci @BrentMorin @trickaduu Wonderful comics in LA to consider: @anylaurie16 @Brandazzle @BabsGray @danielleradford @DivaDelux @nesgritton @imlaurahouse @hatertuesday @jackiekashian @JMScomedy @jennyzigrino @thedarkkristal @amymiller @MadisonShepard @Maggiemayehaha , myself @AtsukoComedy @TheFunnyCarmen

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

5 years

How do we know Eric Trump wasn't asking to be spit on? What was he wearing?

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

@lisa_curry Ugh, I'm sorry this just annoys me too much, both as someone who loves horror and someone who loves to host parties. Below is a picture of a skeleton charcuterie dish that I made and a picture of a freakin' candy dish in a horror spread. What they made is mislabeled trash.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

My heart goes out to the first responders and hospital staff in the D.C. area even more so for the next few weeks as the numbers rise from the audience at the RNC who decided NOT to socially distance and NOT to wear a mask thereby putting the lives of other people in danger.

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

6 years

@gatewaypundit SRSLY! You got a president colluding with Russians, paying off porn stars, trying to take away healthcare and you're over here looking like you're a creepy ass ex stalker scrolling through a Facebook feed. FOCUS UP, REAL SHIT IS HAPPENING!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

2 years

DO NOT FUCKING TELL VOTERS if they want to fix Roe V. Wade they need to vote. We're voting. We're protesting. We're writing. We're doing the damn thing! YOU'RE NOT HEARING US!!!

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

7 years

@BishopsB2B @adamcbest You do realize that it's our right as Americans to have peaceful protests, right? Just as it's your right to burn a shirt $20 (not a jersey)

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

2 years

Horror Community... can we please stop making the jump scares/monsters, a naked elderly woman? It's been done. I get it... one day (if I'm lucky) I'm gonna grow old and be as TERRIFYING as Freddy Kruger, just because my skin sags. NEAT. Thanks?

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Jen Saunderson

@JenSaunderson

4 years

My father in law just sent this beautiful piece of art (presumably for Christmas) and I’m just ❤️❤️❤️ @newbeverly