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@InsaneRealitys Hiker was like a fortune teller that can see 1 second into the future. "You've ruined my whole day"... prophetic.

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@Rothmus Sounds like a Baggins to riches story.

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@Wild_XW Damn! Did that dog just grow an extra tail?

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@cooltechtipz What's the PH of that water? I bet its on the base side.

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@NoContextHumans I don't condone theft by magnet but I can see the attraction.

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@RockLovesMe2 Awe come on... somebody's getting Rick rolled for sure. Never gonna give you up...

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@thenatewolf Coincidence is twenty/twenty?

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@Rothmus Yea, it can sneak up on you.

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@LibertyCappy Well, poison didn't work. He survived the car accident and the fall off the building. Hmm, can we get him on a horse?

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@NearEscaped What superpower did he end up with?

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@SavageKairn Ohm my God! Watt was he thinking. Breaker him of this habit asap.

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@Mr_DrinksOnMe When you want a truck but don't want to help friends move.

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@Jbanklestankle1 That's not Jimmy Ate World?

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@Rothmus I just wanted the spool. My redneck cousin gets married next week and I still haven't found him a gift.

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@imUrB00gieman The drummers cool but the other guy is a raging Saxist.

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@Alphafox78 Adult happy meal?

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@adamgreattweet Say spoiler alert next time!

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@hourly_shitpost Frosted Flakes, with eleven essential vitamins and steroids.

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@AKBrews I'm going to need to start carrying more wiper fluid, bugs just keep getting bigger and bigger.

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@Rainmaker1973 Dry clean only, or no?

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@FadeHubb Is that breed a Havanese? Havanese nuts in your coffee?

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@memeslich Wait a minute, Orlando Bloom was in a lot of scenes. This can't be right.

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@InternetH0F

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@_apexwolf5 This is when masculinity starts throwing it's weight around.

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@BeesLittleRanch Imitation mithral poses high threat to the environment. Won't you help save the Wotld and help protect titis.

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@Alphafox78 They looked bigger in that "Dune" movie.

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@historyinmemes He'll be Putin the penalty box.

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@sacwriter Wow, the food pyramid just got dark.

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@Jbanklestankle1 Empty out the water cooler just before lunch to give this lesson some extra punch.

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@lmegordon Sounds about right..., what's her co-pay and does she have any openings before October?

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@weirddalle I didn't know Simon and Garfunkel had reunited. Good for them although they're new stuff is a bit dark.

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@HillbillyHighl1 Is this really appropriated?... I mean appropriate, yea sorry, appropriate.

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@GigaBasedDad I leave empty ammo boxes.

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@Camel_Crushin If it's a sitcom I'd suggest "Joust Kidding." Maybe you could get Norman Lyre to produce it?

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@JaneyGodley Cross bow wasn't an option?

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@DoctorTurtleboy The suspect claimed that during the interrogation, Bukkake was right in her face.

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@sixfootcandy That's the exact moment I decide that putting some water in each one for a "good overnight soaking" is in order.

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@memechaotic I'm just surprised they went all the way to Hoth to do it.

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@woofknight Is that pound cake?

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@Rothmus Alright, we just got this fixed, again, so everybody just quit saying "Hey Kool-Aid!"

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@treydayway I can lend you "Weekend at Bernie's"..., it's still in the Blockbuster case and has $1,857,886.62 in late fees.

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@GigaBasedDad A mouse that can turn invisible? Exterminators nightmare?

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@InternetH0F No way! You also went to Tatooine middle school? What year?

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@stealth_mode007 @Rothmus Always moving forward, so I don't turn around and look back.

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@aslak_randers @Rothmus Yea, used tendon from the missing finger to repair the middle finger (it was almost off). Told the surgeon to save the middle finger as I would need that one for driving.

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@HumansNoContext They all look the same, maybe it's time to branch out?

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@JTGoodness @LibertyCappy Yes, I am also disappointed in me.

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@Rothmus I'll introduce you to my dealer, his name is Haribo.

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@Thewearyadvent1 So where is this AT... AT?

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@lippyent The wife uses one weekly... but I'm getting better at defending against it.

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@FadeHubb Spider sees its reflection for the first time and immediately starts twerking to post it's first TikTok video.

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@A_DungeonDelver Yea, tough one. These question are Mordor on the mind.

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@elonmusk Is recreating the DeLorean time travel function in the works? Stainless steel seemed to be an important componant for that.

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@Rainmaker1973 Was it invented by a knee surgeon looking to drum up some business? Your halfway to a figure four leg lock there.

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@MLovetube2 Booty, Booty Doo!

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@lporiginalg What do you mean he came plowing down the street?

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@Rainmaker1973 They all look good for their age.

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@woofknight The usual suspects... in my pants.

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@Rainmaker1973 Yea, and his favorite tool is the monkey wrench right?

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@ThatEricAlper I love the Malibu cook set.

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@woofknight Say spoiler alert next time! My childhood just got a bit darker.

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@poutinesmoothie If you see an entrance, keep going. If you see an exit, you've gone too far.

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@NoContextBrits Pandemic finally reached the spirit world?

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@LibertyCappy Sir, is that a fly rod under your shirt?

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@InternetH0F You could have told them "I thought they were jumbo straws" and they wouldn't have cared.

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@TheFigen_ Do you mean the bride wearing white at 7 months? That prank?

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@ronin19217435 Those skydiving wing suits are getting better and better.

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@LibertyCappy I don't know the name but look how wide that stance is. Must be a stable horse.

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@cb_doge Zapan. It's the icing on the cake. Mars Zapan.

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@alifarhat79 Do you get airline points on that or just Hawk back rewards?

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@InternetH0F I invite you to self copulate.

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@Jbanklestankle1 Commitment to your craft.

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@woofknight I thought rule Uno of Uno club was that we didn't talk about it.

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@Burner164982 @Rothmus 90% effective.

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@AuthorJFuller All expenses paid... I'd probably go to the doctors office.

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@FightMate Is anyone else surprised he didn't pull a "why are you hitting yourself?"

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@Rainmaker1973 Saving money on gas and the wife's gym membership?

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@Rothmus My vegan friend named his kid that way. Little NonDairy is quite the gardener.

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@ThebestFigen Is Chernobyl farming again?

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@NoContextBrits At least she didn't squirt at her from "around the corner where fudge is made."

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@Rainmaker1973 You know its not real when you don't hear any cussing as they put up the tent.

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@woofknight My niece was. As a matter of fact, little Individually Wrapped Single turns 8 next week.

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@MLovetube2 There are plenty of other ways to measure for blinds but the guys down at Home Depot like it best when you bring in measurements that way.

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@SpillTheMemes Dude, how much protien is in those frosted flakes?

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