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Jeff Gold

@JeffGold81

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President of Clock Management University (CMU)

New Jersey
Joined November 2011
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 years
If you are a parent and your kid likes baseball, let them stay up tonight. Until the end. Seriously, nothing will happen in school tomorrow that matters at all. I can't remember anything from school. Neither can you. Photosynthesis or something? Baseball is what is important. ⚾️
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
6 years
Not enough. Not enough. Simply not strong enough. There was an underlying theme of bigotry from Trump and MJ did not go far enough here.
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Shams Charania
6 years
Charlotte Hornets owner Michael Jordan’s official statement, via spokesperson, in wake of Donald Trump tweet referencing him and LeBron James: “I support LJ. He’s doing an amazing job for his community.”
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
6 months
@darrenrovell i get it, but what are they supposed to do? fine him 287 million dollars?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
I've decided to become fan of the @SacramentoKings . I am investing time and energy into learning about this team and franchise. I like how they have never won anything and are the only team in their city. Any Kings fans? Educate me! Interested in anything you can share.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
18 days
@StevePoliti I’m confused. Aren’t you making the point as to why she *should* be there? They win gold every time and yet the sport hasn’t really grown substantially (however you want to define it) until her college/pro career.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
6 months
@HOFprez that's funny. one time i was covering a lacrosse game, and i knew absolutely nothing about the sport. i saw there was a stat called "ground balls." had no idea what it was and decided that i should just count the seconds the ball was rolling on the ground.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
@ProjectLincoln come on guys. i love you. but that is not what he means. should delete this.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
6 months
@WhitlockJason dude -- that stuff is related to your internet searches. might not mesh well with the new character you play.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
Tyrese Haliburton should be the Rookie of the Year.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 months
@DKThomp Ok? So you’re not a big baseball fan anymore. Cool. A baseball fan knows who those players are without much trouble.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
6 months
@not_tracer_120 You are an absolutely repulsive person. Unimaginable message to send. Shame on you.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 months
@ChandlerParsons Do you think this is a real concern?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
Year 2 as a @SacramentoKings fan: - Make playoffs - Fox All-Star - Haliburton Most Improved Player - Mitchell Rookie of the Year
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 years
@MikeGarafolo it's more important to him to have his own guy than a guy who did a good job? there must be more to this.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
1 year
@mlombardiNFL ok? and if the ravens hadn't had some nutty fumble on the 1-yard line returned for 99 yards, they could have lost to baltimore without lamar jackson. later on, they played patrick mahomes on one leg.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
@iansmithfitness @krispykreme @TheAtilisGym Why are you in favor of getting Covid?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
6 years
@BackAftaThis completely made up. zero people said this. literally zero. he's trump.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 years
@gtconway3d i have a good idea about someone you can ask. might even know your kids.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
8 years
@PRyan how does it feel to have zero self-respect? once you lose that, you have nothing.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 months
@PSchrags i don't see it. this was the 8th pick. the packers were sort of getting tired of rodgers. cousins was just brought in. love was considered sort of a project. penix is more of a "play-now" rookie. baffling choice.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 months
@eboland11 Not what you want
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 months
@andy_murray @BenRothenberg You’re not tarnishing anything. You’ve been a great champion. Keep competing as long as you’re enjoying it.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
@JFeinsteinBooks Black QB's have been drafted 1st overall on multiple occasions. They've been good, they've been bad, they've been in between. This is silly. It was a terrible pick, but to say their evaluation was impacted bc Mahomes and Watson aren't white is silly. Why did JAX take Fournette?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 years
This actually infuriates me. I realize I have problems, but holy shit.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
@rmayemsinger It's all gibberish. It's just part of an identity (they legitimately take pride in it, it's in their core being) of just being difficult and doing the opposite of what you're "supposed" to do according to the big, bad government.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 months
@ForecasterEnten 99.9% of people will base their decision on this question: Do I want Trump to be president? The opponent does not matter in the end.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 years
@natsechobbyist What was your main issue with his commentary last night? Seemed reasonable to me.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
Tonight’s the night!! Debut season as a @SacramentoKings fan. Let’s get it. We ready.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 years
@JayCat11 dontrelle willis
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN???? most into an nba game I've been in 20 years.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
18 days
@KirkSeriousFace this might have been intentional comedy?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
1 year
@WorldWideWob he takes absurd shots every night. this one was the most ridiculous, but really not that far out of character. it's wild.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
Thanks to my new followers and fellow fans of the @SacramentoKings . You all seem absolutely miserable and crazy - this is going to be perfect for me. I need to get back to agonizing over which Kings hoodie to buy, and trying to understand why Bogdonovic was allowed to depart.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
6 months
@Ian_OConnor Really interesting. Do you know if there was anything specific he was alluding to? For 15+ years, I’ve been completely mystified why he went for 4th-13 rather than kick a 48-yd FG midway through the 3q. Inexplicable.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
@TonyGrossi it was 100% correct.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 months
@djokerprime why didn't you post the highlight of what actually happened? seems kind of important for people to see ... right?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
18 days
@BOOMbaca that's an interesting point. would she really be sitting for 98% of the games if it was purely based on ability to contribute to the team, or are you being hyperbolic? (i don't know.)
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
6 months
@priyam_____ @darrenrovell i was actually thinking that. if they were stripped of their 7th round pick, i think that would be appropriate.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
6 years
@DineshDSouza You need to immediately remove yourself from twitter and re-enroll in 7th grade and ask for any math teacher to give you some extra help every day of the week.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 years
@RobbiJadeLew It’s not embarrassing to just say omg I thought I had J3. It’s MUCH better than what actually was said, and would have been mostly believable.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
6 months
@wingoz Which of those five would you take Fitz over?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
7 years
@sam_amick @chazzscogna He's delusional. Criticism of his move has nothing to do w/the bottom of the league. It has to do with his particular situation: OKC -> GS.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 years
@austinvdrake That makes a person “better”?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 years
@NYPost_Mets @nypostsports interesting - i think edwin diaz and jeurys familia deserve more responsibility for friday night's loss. gonna look up how they became mets, brb.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
My first piece of @SacramentoKings gear ... I went for a throwback hoodie despite only being a fan for one week. Hope that’s ok! #sactown
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 months
@SethDavisHoops I don’t rule out anything, but are you referring to a school other than University of Indiana? Job has been open multiple times since he’s been in the NBA.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
7 years
@Giants Make it stop please. Don’t post any more quotes from this man. They’re embarrassing, concerning and aggravating.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 years
@BackAftaThis This is bizarre and hilarious that you have so many clips????
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
@mikehahn_ @megancoyne23 In no time? It seems you’re struggling with how the whole thing works.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
7 years
@CA_RN_CPN @JoeNBC yes, absolutely, but intelligently people who said they couldn't vote for trump but decided they couldn't vote for hilllary were absurd.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 months
@stu_fraser It was more or less awful
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
@HowieRose Pitch clock (enforced). No mound visits, ever. It’s pretty simple.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
7 years
@JoeNBC no. it's infuriating and frustrating. and people like you who didn't vote for hillary were part of the problem and you knew better all along
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
I see the Cardinals are "unretiring" No. 99 for J.J. Watt. I don't like this. What's the point of retiring a number? Oh it's retired unless someone comes and wants it? That's not how it should work. You retire a number, it's finished. That's the whole point of the honor. The end.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
@FezzikSports The $25 16-team parlay is made by the sharpest bettors only. Don’t question it.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
@MLB A to Z
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Jeff Gold
1 year
@GrahamGano @NFL Kicker is top-5 most important position on a team.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 years
@craigzabransky @emilymkaplan Do you have hearing issues? Why are you having g trouble understanding her?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
@NjTank99 frank - i just started following you. you are a beast on twitter.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
7 years
@RJinVegas betting slips or doesn't count
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 years
@GaryMyersNY The last sentence of the tweet is the bizarre component
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
6 years
@MMehtaNYDN You’ve become a total Giants troll. Just the most recent development in a career with multiple examples of unprofessional journalism.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 years
@BackAftaThis What the hell would this do? Hey, is this Steve? Did you just call Mike Francesa and make a joke about Jason Giambi?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 months
@rydunleavy No. Things change. He got hurt again. He was bad. They have the 6th pick. It was a mistake. They’re only into him for one more year anyway.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 years
We are so ready for the slime zone! Thank you @Nickelodeon @NoahEagle15 @nateburleson
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
@amyklobuchar I'm so happy to see you two getting along. You are both amazing, have a ton to offer, and I'd love to see you both in huge rules in Biden administration, working together.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 years
My mom is at the Mets game. I’m watching it on TV.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
1 year
@gigicat7_ People watch car crashes. He’s the worst.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
8 years
@ProFootballTalk Absolutely ridiculous question. As it turned out, the Raiders NEEDED a 1st down to seal the game with 2+ minutes up 8.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
On the day of the Giants' Super Bowl parade, I was in the locker room as the players were getting ready to head to Manhattan. Brandon Jacobs accidentally handed me an invitation to a party he was hosting. Then he realized what he had done and was like, "oops, you're not invited."
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4 years
All of the Eli talk has me watching the 2007 NFC Championship again. First play from scrimmage for the Giants with a wind chill of -23°... how would you like to see this tank coming right at you. 🤕
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
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@Hawkeyefan_402 hypothetically - let's just say you're correct. can you explain to me why that is a reason why we should have bump stocks?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
@deirdrekavana10 @DrBiden lol. not sure why i found this so funny. but i did.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 months
@nikairball what do you want people to judge? is it unclear? he wants to play in games that he feels confident he will crush.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
@SteveSchmidtSES Are we giving up on the possibility of him being indicted?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
@FezzikSports the past 5-6 years have been revealing. we used to think like 10% or so of the county was completely stupid, but it turned out it's approaching half the population.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
6 years
@saveriosg1 @BackAftaThis really think he has a lot of similarities with trump.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
@billbarnwell the play that should have won the Super Bowl if not for the most indefensible coaching sequence in NFL history (far, far, far worse than Pete Carroll's blunder)
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 years
@chrisboettcher9 Wow. Lots of brutally bad advice here.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
@byscottmiller i can barely figure out to put on peloton shoes. she can build a house?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
i kinda became a kings fan bc i thought it was interesting/amusing and i'd get in on the ground floor. didn't consider the possibility they were actually awesome.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 years
@drommordare @AllenKessler @StakeKings you guys should play the tag-team event together
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
@josemorgado Ridiculous. He’s clapping and saying “let’s go.” I mean who cares it’s absurd.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
6 years
@Giants @saquon @budlight solid timing with this tweet.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
@JordanRaanan he was in charge! if he was sold, he should have taken him. otherwise it's meaningless, especially considering they didn't even have a QB.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
Kings!!!! 2-0!!! Juggernaut.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
@ETRAIN57 @CarmichaelDave @SacramentoKings It's hard to really answer that on twitter. I just have realized I truly DETEST the Knicks and I can't take it anymore. A disgrace in every way. I wanted a team with NO success, but what seemed like a cool fanbase. It honestly seemed like an obvious choice, and I'm excited.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 years
@_dadler @MLBStats Yeah bc his cousin was nasty
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Jeff Gold
1 year
@gigicat7_ i've never disliked an athlete in my life more than this clown
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 months
@TomDwan @PeterJetten @Matthew_Waxman @Joeingram1 forgiveness/kindness/"willing to help" etc. have nothing to do with anything related to paying a debt. you either owe, or you don't. is it really that murky a question?
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 years
@peter_king i think you were the one who said last year in covid times we're just going to have to accept things might be a non-level playing field. you can push games back, and then the other team can be ravaged. not really sure what they can do ... ???
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
7 years
@kylegriffin1 STOP INTERVIEWING HER
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
@analisbailey this is horrifying. is there anything that can happen other than banning those accounts? this is legitimately insane and completely unacceptable.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
3 years
@RepKinzinger @jaketapper In 2021, what exactly are the core values? I don't mean what you "want" them to be. I don't mean what they "used" to be. I'm asking ... what are they "NOW."
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 years
@NYMMack How absolutely disgusting are you? I feel bad for anyone who even knows you. Seriously, evaluate what’s going on in your life and do better.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
1 year
@Jeff_Easton @MarkLazerus No. This is a silly argument. You can be intolerant of intolerance. That's not being hypocritical, in any way shape or form.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
5 years
@martinonyc bad idea????? after a decade of a ton of success, he finally wore out his welcome. it happens. he's absolutely the most-qualified guy out there and there isn't anyone who is remotely close.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
4 years
Kings fans - What is the best podcast for information? Please do not list more than two, with a brief description of what makes it good. A lot of you seem absolutely nuts and probably listen to about 20 of them, but please only tell me your two favorites.
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@JeffGold81
Jeff Gold
2 years
@SteveSchmidtSES @ChrisMurphyCT Steve, I really value your opinion. Do you think Chris Murphy would be a good choice for the Democrats to nominate for President in 2024 (meaning electability in the general election), and do you think it's realistic for him to get the nomination initially? Thanks.
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