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Peter Jetten

@PeterJetten

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Amateur fortune teller

Toronto
Joined March 2010
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@PhilGalfond We went to the rhino in your honour.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
Made it to London, very excited for @tritonpoker events. Every stop gets bigger and better!
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@rob_yong_ @CMONEYMAKER Get as many of the laws surrounding online poker around the world changed back to the way they were in 2003.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
3 years
My 6th WSOP main event cash (7th if you count the online one last year) Only 37 other people have the same or more (17 if counting last year) and most of them are boomers. 784k chips to end the day.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
3 years
The largest known cloud of water vapour was discovered by Nasa scientists around a black hole 12 billion light years from Earth. There is 140 trillion times as much water in it as all the water in the world's oceans.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
4 years
@max_silver You could call it “e-mail”
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@SamGreenwoodRIO The combo of using phlegmatic and also misspelling you’re is brilliant.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
New high score for Herman
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
6 years
This fight proves my theory that the geezers in the red coats can’t do anything in a pinch
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@rcdaut @RealKidPoker The thing that tilts me the most in poker is being coolered when my opponent did stuff that made me consider getting away
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@MikeMcDonald89 That’s because you cross booked half the field
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
3 months
@Charlie_Carrel @bencb789 You should link that small study from 100 years ago that you referenced and are extrapolating out to 8 billion ppl. The one that says men are more likely to be genius/dumb And then you should link the thousands of studies that have come after it that show zero evidence of that
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
4 years
@ikepoker I was with you until the get up before noon part
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@Donnie_Peters Does he try to see the guys hand while he’s fake mucking? To me it looks like he saw his opponents hand and then called.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@GmanPoker I’m surprised at the brashness of the stallers in a lot of hands yesterday. I thought you were supposed to get a warning and then penalty for stalling.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@neeksman @Stapes Woman gets wrong elevator bank with me and presses floor four and floor 3, she was trying to go to 43 and this elevator only went to 12.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@cyluswatson Watching people stall isn’t really my idea of a ‘fun spot’
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
4 years
@DanSmithHolla @luckychewy Easy to tell which one he prefers
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@elonmusk @universal_sci Tell that to my dick!
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@RemkoRinkema @WSOP Found patient zero for the annual Rio outbreak
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
4 years
@TomDwan @dc_mma @joerogan True gamblers bet the milly on the underdog #UFC250
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
3 months
@MikeMcDonald89 @bencb789 He categorized 4 billion people on the planet as being more competitive than the other 4 billion. It's a pretty half baked take
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
4 years
@WSOP @WSOPcom @GGPokerOfficial “ Entry/exit requirements COVID-19 - Entry requirements Travellers arriving from Canada are not allowed entry to the Czech Republic.” So Canadians can’t play in the (other) WSOP main this year?
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@DanSmithHolla @GDye You’ve been saying this every year since Fortune
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@steveodwyer @snagglechud @luckygabe Sweet congrats Steve! I’ve been moving things at my house around and had my no hoots shirt in my hands yesterday. After seeing this I was going to send a pic but it’s gone missing. Will have the hunt that lucky shirt down.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@FatManTerra @RobbiJadeLew @Joeingram1 Reminds me of the classic @twoplustwoforum days uncovering people's alt accounts
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@badams78 Part of the reason for this is that it’s a cool name, but a misnomer in most cases as you don’t block the thing you just reduce the combos of it.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
6 years
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
3 years
@AllAmericanDave @JaimeMusings Basic breakfast with oatmeal to table 528 please
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@Stapes Let’s hear 3 of his jokes
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@Protentialmn @dwpoker Every word in this tweet makes me more confused about the last… how can you appreciate better call Saul and not BB, how can you like it and not finish it immediately?! Also the wire is great and Ted lasso past s1 is terrible but I’m willing to let that go as preference
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@TuckonSports That’s on brand for the league. They are always rigging it against the Leafs.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
6 years
@MJVanCity Are you saying it isn’t or just that it’s tacky to brag about it?
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
What is a good line for number of entries in the WSOP short deck event on June 2nd?
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
3 months
@Charlie_Carrel @bencb789 You’re going to be wrong anytime you generalize groups of people. There’s nothing inherent to men that makes them better at poker
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
4 years
@HudMo This has to be a Sacha Baron Cohen character
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@heyitscheet Order right before bed to maximize your chances of being surprised by what you get
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@john_cynn Not enough info
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@Protentialmn @dwpoker Based on the rest of your list I’m confident you’ll like BB on second watch, it gets better ~every season which is nice. Love binging things that are done.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@AWice Is the value prop of cryptos the amount of fees paid on the chain? If so, how is the dominant coin going to get in on that?
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@phil_hellmuth WSOP main in Mid-May is the most legendary thing
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@waitbutwhy I think I have a good test for this… what is your opinion of John Oliver’s show?
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
3 years
@RemkoRinkema Espresso is both too osmolar and too caffeinated to survive on unfortunately RIP Remko
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@DominicABiondi Mouse for cats. Herman also mostly ignored the fish one, he kept trying to look behind the iPad to find the fish.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@tritonpoker Thank you! Let’s all stay safe and hopefully we can get back to playing Triton’s before too long.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@domnichma When 2020 is over I can only hope to look back on the year and feel you were right.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
4 years
@RemkoRinkema Wtf you look so skinny what happened to pizza biker Remko
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
Only one horse left to bail me out in my no beard vs beard main event winner bet
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
6 years
@jessewill Nailed it
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
3 years
@DanSmithHolla Phones don’t really work well during games
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@BuffaloHanks @jamestmccue They should make the soccer ball very slightly smaller too, and more bouncy
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
4 years
@ufc please cancel your deal with @tsn . Exclusive rights in Canada and the aren’t showing it. If they won’t show it on any of 5 channels just put it on fightpass so I can cancel TSN!
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@UncleRonAA @tritonpoker Hah! If you’re being serious, I might be able to find an extra around somewhere for the famous @UncleRonAA
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@BuffaloHanks No offside rule. Or keep the offside rule but if you raise your arm gesturing at ref asking for offside to be called you get red carded.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
6 years
@riverboatking Rooting for you
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@JonAguiar The new decade really starts in what normies would call 2022
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@arielhelwani People aren’t booing the fight or Moraes just the judges
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@Protentialmn @dwpoker I liked the newsroom, I don’t think I got through it all, def peak Sorkin and it got to me at times, like the actors were just reading from a page as fast as possible and not acting enough, and pauses cut out like budget youtube show
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@PlayPokerLkAMan @tritonpoker Maybe another time then, good luck in Monte Carlo!
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
The Kawhi/KD meeting was just to figure out who got to announce their thing which day
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@PlayPokerLkAMan Are you coming to @tritonpoker Montenegro?
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@TheOakLeafs Gotta rest Freddy for the all star game
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@strassa2 I heard they only signed the heels
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
6 years
Meet 'Deep Blue': Possibly the largest great white shark ever filmed - ABC News - via @ABC
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@strassa2 Nailed it, Congrats!
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@davehill77 No Fun League
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
2 years
@given2tweet He looks like he just picked a fight with Master Windu
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
6 years
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
3 years
@JaimeMusings @AllAmericanDave Ty sir, Can I get an esfand chicken for pickup asap please?
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@All_In_Jeff Can’t resist playing a few tournaments today
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
3 months
@cuntycakes123 @VanessaKade It would be a worthwhile data point if you’re creating a betting market or whatever but I’m not as confident there would be agreement and women seem likely to be underestimated
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@JasonMercier In that exact spot I like kicking, one WR kinda hurt and qb a bit banged up from the sneak.
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@PeterJetten
Peter Jetten
5 years
@riverboatking Keep it up buddy rooting for recovery coming you’re way
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