It was my last day as a writer/director at
@smosh
today and the last reunion I directed is coming out tomorrow. It might be my favorite one yet.
#LetsGoWildcats
I just got a whole bunch of
@smosh
fans on my account and I don't work there anymore, so it's time to finally speak the truth. The entire cast is really talented and kind.
@KatieMarovitch
I love women. I AM a woman. Our heights are shorter than men’s heights. Women's heights can get into the annoying area if it gets too low. If you’re jumping, consider raising your height a tad. If you think I’m being sexist about this then I don’t know what to do with you.
Everyone who made this season of
@SmartypantsDO
and/or works on anything
@dropout
is truly top tier, and getting to do stuff like this is truly peak L (life)!! Thank you
@rekhalshankar
@samreich
@paulrobalino
and everyone who made this shoot so incredibly fun. It “feels good.”
🐷👖 A new episode of Smartypants is out now on
@dropout
!
Join host Rekha Shankar and speakers Fumi Abe, Janie Stolar, and Paul Robalino to learn new ways to approach celebrity culture, our bodies, and love (with birds!)
#Smartypants
(
@rekhalshankar
)
Writing is when something doesn't exist but then it's in your brain and then you eventually put the thing in your brain on paper and then people tell you why the thing you made up in your brain is bad.
The Smosh High School Musical video is already absolutely iconic. The casting was perfection.
@JanieFierce
did an absolutely amazing job as director and I think I can speak from SmoshTwt when I say you'll be sorely missed.
I HAVE AN IDEA. Let's stop having restaurant workers rely on the whims of people's tipping behavior. Let's just pay people enough and then you can give an actual tip in addition if you want. But all restaurants have to do this at the same time. So 3 2 1.
Excited to have four irons in the fire. I'm watching the new season of Survivor and an old season of Survivor and the new Love Island and an old season of Love Island.
So excited for this! I don't have words to describe how much I love
@alyssalimp
. Clearly because the first thing that came to mind was "she's my little doot."
Since I experienced double family loss, including a s******, I've built an independent life, gone to therapy, kept a positive attitude and basically made it so that people are surprised to learn what I've endured.
All this time I could have been a man who's mean to people :(
@KatieMarovitch
POLL!
What's bugging everyone out today?
A) Extreme weather.
B) Gun violence epidemic.
C) Abortion ban.
D) Women's voices tending to be a little higher than men's?
??????
Did you see the shellshocked, lost little boy from the
#HighlandPark
Parade who had blood on his leg? His parents didn't make it. There are no words. Here is the gofundme:
#TVwriter
announcement. Humbled to announce that my cat's colitis has become mostly manageable through diet. Enjoy the moments along the way if you can. You never know when your cat's doodoo will get less crazy and kind of scary.
#Hustle
#Writer
#staffing
I'm writing a movie with a fantasy romantic male lead (has emotional depth) and I finally understand how amazing men must feel when they get to write their fantasy female leads (all tiny no whiney).
This is my first time writing publicly about my grief. Thank you so much
@hey_alma
for giving me this space and this platform. I'm chipping away at the iceberg starting today.
In exchange for a life in LA, every day you must meet the most average man you’ve ever met and look him up on Instagram and he’s dating a young Australian tv star with 900,000 followers specifically.
My brothers
@jeremyelderr
and
@patrickmcd0nald
and I have been writing a bonkers youtube shorts series for
@smosh
called Pharaoh High. It's so fun. Family is everything. Watch the new and enjoy your life.
Join the only supersized daytime talk show at night, FEMALE GAZE for hot topics, hot takes, and 12+ veteran improvisers/co-hosts who all have SOMETHING TO SAY!
This Satuday, March 25th 7 PM
@ucbtla
. With special guest
@Ozzymo
!
FOR A PODCAST!
Looking to interview folks who are not cis men and have defied the typical "timeline" forced on us by capitalism, ageism and patriarchy.
I have some REALLY wonderful guests booked and can't wait to find more. Would love any recommendations!
Thank you!
The week leading up to Mother’s Day is so hard for so many people! I wish people would be more considerate all the time about the assumptions they make — but especially this week.
Thrilled to announce that the 3 pairs of period underwear that I spent about $55 on contained cancer-causing forever chemicals so I am getting $21 in a class-action lawsuit payout.