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@JamieSBoyle

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Northerner in London. Views are stolen from people wittier and more interesting than me.

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Joined May 2009
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@JamieSBoyle
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8 months
Kate Middleton reading that she’s now working as an Oompa Loompa with a BBL in Glasgow.
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4 years
Craig from M&S Longbridge didn’t need to serve this much but decided to anyway. Iconic.
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1 year
Happy Pride month to them only @Hobbycraft
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3 years
Molly Mae is just Joe Rogan for huns.
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4 years
Absolutely no one: Priti Patel:
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@JamieSBoyle
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3 months
Carol Vorderman right now
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Jamie Boyle
7 months
The Kensington Palace social media team turning up to the office Monday morning
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@JamieSBoyle
Jamie Boyle
5 years
The Daily Mail trying to come up with a way to blame Meghan Markle for Prince Charles getting Covid-19
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4 years
I’ve read this so many times, I don’t even know where to begin...
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3 years
I’ve just been watching Megan McKenna’s CBB best bits and this transition absolutely sent me:
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3 years
Gonna tell my kids this was Hawkeye
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@JamieSBoyle
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1 year
Kyle Richards checking her mentions
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@JamieSBoyle
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24 days
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@JamieSBoyle
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2 years
No one: … My brain: “Aygo by Toyota, sponsors T4”
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@JamieSBoyle
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4 years
“No stamp duty on houses up to £500k” Millennials who can’t even afford a deposit:
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@JamieSBoyle
Jamie Boyle
5 months
How do gays go out every week and take massive amount of drugs and still stay in great shape? Meanwhile I have one night on the ciders and look like a worm that’s been left out in the sun.
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@JamieSBoyle
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6 years
The new Charli XCX sounds like the end credits song of a Barbie straight to DVD movie.
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@JamieSBoyle
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6 years
The internet: We like this thing James Corden:
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4 months
✨💎⭐️
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@JamieSBoyle
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1 year
“No mate honestly she’s fine, she’s barely even had anything to drink…”
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@RoyalFamily
The Royal Family
1 year
An official portrait following the Coronation of King Charles III and Queen Camilla on 6th May.
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💞
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@JamieSBoyle
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10 months
All of this.
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1 year
We all know who’s idea this was…
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5 months
@ManuclearBomb
Freddy vs Jason Funderberker
3 years
Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.
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9 months
Sounds great! But hang on, what was that first bit you said…?
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@GrandpaHive
COWBOY PHIL 𐚁
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@JamieSBoyle
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3 years
The fact that everyone is already begging people not to racially abuse the England team really says it all.
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@JamieSBoyle
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4 years
@benvulliamy Janet from ladies wear was clearly jealous she wasn’t asked to take part. Luckily Craig was completely not phased.
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Jamie Boyle
4 years
The fact they went to the effort to set up a charcuterie board on the kitchen table but left the bedroom like this 💀
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alex
1 year
how do you serve cunt in a way that is actually a flop
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@JamieSBoyle
Jamie Boyle
7 years
Does George not get cold in those shorts all the bloody time?
@KensingtonRoyal
The Prince and Princess of Wales
7 years
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are pleased to share a new photograph of their family. The image features on Their Royal Highnesses' Christmas card this year. The photograph was taken earlier this year by @ChrisJack_Getty at Kensington Palace.
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4 years
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1 year
Quite a lot of gays having coronation brunches today, it’s giving:
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Jamie Boyle
4 years
May well all go into this new post lockdown day with the energy of Craig.
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Jamie Boyle
2 years
Prince William and Harry at Kensington Palace
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Jamie Boyle
3 years
It’s absolutely wild to me that Disney spent decades being so fiercely protective of their family brand image, and now they’ll happily have their logo next to someone in fetish gear.
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Jamie Boyle
8 years
Me if I ever won X Factor.
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Jamie Boyle
4 months
Why did I think Monet was talking to Miranda Hart?
@dragraceher
𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔣𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔶 🪩
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I'M CRYING 😭😭😭
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@JamieSBoyle
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7 years
When you’re waiting for him to get the towel.
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Jamie Boyle
1 year
London gays typing ‘Sequins’ into ASOS to find their Renaissance Tour outfit
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Jamie Boyle
3 years
Thank goodness *checks notes* Toff from Made in Chelsea was available to give her thoughts on the George Floyd verdict.
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@JamieSBoyle
Jamie Boyle
8 months
Holly Valance at the Labour Party conference:
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
8 months
🚨 BREAKING: Tory Donor Nick Candy says he's ditching the Tories as he backs a change of government under Keir Starmer [ @business ]
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Jamie Boyle
2 years
Meghan Trainor after writing her 567th doo-wap song
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Jamie Boyle
5 years
Nobody: Fiat 500 Twitter when the John Lewis ad comes out:
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Jamie Boyle
4 years
I’m not going to pretend that play area wouldn’t be incredible for pre drinks though.
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@JamieSBoyle
Jamie Boyle
8 years
Honey G totally ripped off Emily Middlemass, she's been doing the #MannequinChallenge for the last 6 weeks! #XFactor
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Jamie Boyle
7 years
Me on Tinder:
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Jamie Boyle
4 years
Last night: “Trump is leading in Pennsylvania, Michigan, & Wisconsin.” Mail-in Ballots today:
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Jamie Boyle
5 years
I wish LinkedIn had more self congratulatory straight men, it really is lacking.
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Jamie Boyle
1 year
3️⃣5️⃣🎈
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Jamie Boyle
1 year
Why does my hair always look it’s best when it’s sweaty AF after a bike ride?
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Jamie Boyle
3 months
Oh ok.
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Jamie Boyle
5 years
All I’ll say is ‘that word’ will have been the last word some LGBT people heard before being beaten to death, but carry on about how it’s just part of the song.
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@JamieSBoyle
Jamie Boyle
8 years
I don't remember ice cream men looking like this when I was a kid...
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@Realitytv__fan
Reality TV News/Updates
6 months
Peacock has greenlit the first ever wildlife reality competition show titled The Hungry Games: Alaska’s Big Bear Challenge. The show follows Alaskan bears as they bulk up for the winter, but the bears are unaware their progress is being tracked and ranked by viewers at home.
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1 year
Stream Tension by Kylie Minogue
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Jamie Boyle
6 years
Remember when KFC ran out of chicken and people called the police?
@bbcquestiontime
BBC Question Time
6 years
‘In this country we are resilient, we are going to find a way around these problems’ This audience member says the country can cope in the event of a no deal Brexit. #bbcqt
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4 years
This years Christmas adverts are going to be unbearable aren’t they?
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Jamie Boyle
1 year
Can confirm the hangovers do not get better with age. Absolutely worth it though 🍻🥂
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Jamie Boyle
4 years
Honestly if this were my flat I wouldn’t bother renting out that bedroom. Just rent out the living room every Friday/Saturday night.
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Jamie Boyle
1 year
@harrisonjbrock And yet they eat him up every time 🤧
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Jamie Boyle
10 months
Must stop shaving my head every 3 years.
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Jamie Boyle
4 years
Captain Tom knowing he’s gonna be dragged out to perform yet again.
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Jamie Boyle
5 months
🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
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Jamie Boyle
1 year
@thepedrolorian The jug of Sangria was snubbed.
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5 months
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Jamie Boyle
2 years
Don’t forget to keep recycling your yogurt pots guys ♻️
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Jamie Boyle
4 years
📣A couple months back I decided to launch my own homeware business as a lockdown project. All handmade here in London by yours truly, so if that’s your type of thing (Plant Gays 👀), check it out. / 📷
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Jamie Boyle
2 years
@RyanJL Jesus it’s beyond parody at this point. Also can someone explain to me how train strikes 8 days before Christmas ruin it?
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Jamie Boyle
4 years
@jackremmington Loose Women is going to be unbearable the day after.
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5 years
No one: The salmon in those tubes:
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1 year
Country dad mode active.
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Jamie Boyle
6 years
Colleague: “Do you have a partner Jamie?” Me: No Colleague: “Oh is that why you always stay at work late?”
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2 months
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5 years
@daytimesnaps
daytime snaps
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Jamie Boyle
2 years
@harrisonjbrock @I_Dont_Know_Her I’m even more obsessed now that I know all of it was absolutely intentional.
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Jamie Boyle
1 year
@seanbeegee Regardless is XLs were placid or not dangerous sometimes, I keep seeing so many that are so horribly poorly bred. That alone should be enough to clamp down.
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Jamie Boyle
6 months
@RyanJL Absolutely, because if someone *IS* hiding in my house waiting to attack, that’s exactly when they would do it. Right?
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11 months
@fulmiez It’s just gonna be Taylor in her back garden with a black and white filter.
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4 years
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4 years
Why does Twitter insist on thinking I care about sports?
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Jamie Boyle
4 years
@RCgothic @matthaig1 To be fair, so do a lot of journalists.
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8 months
He’s shy.
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Jamie Boyle
5 years
If OnlyFans makes you so much money, why hasn’t anyone hired a cleaner to tidy their bedrooms for them?
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Jamie Boyle
2 years
If I had a child that was coughing every 10 seconds I would quite simply just not take them to the cinema.
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4 years
I honestly can’t think of anything worse than a street/neighbourhood WhatsApp group.
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Jamie Boyle
3 months
If you have body fat of anything less than 15% and use the word ‘chunky’ in your gym selfies, your phone should instantly spray acid in your face.
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Jamie Boyle
5 months
Why did I think Wendy Williams had a new air freshener range out? 💀
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Jamie Boyle
6 years
Me after one episode of #KillingEve
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Jamie Boyle
2 years
@tweetsbybob_ Think it must have been a fake, straight people don’t get them x
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