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thoughts from my last 2 brain cells

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Taylor Swift, Kim K and Kylie seeing who can get to Starbucks first
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Kim Kardashian walking into Pete Davidson’s apartment for the first time
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I know Kate Bush is tired of running up that damn hill
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Me at a restaurant acting like I didn’t google the menu 4 days ago
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she would end James Cordon
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Harry Styles and Charlie Puth after watching Bad Bunny kiss another man on stage
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Dolly Parton: please don’t take my man Jolene:
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Katniss Everdeen after they killed Lenny Kravitz
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Just saw a straight man’s Spotify wrapped
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He hit Kamala’s pen and went non verbal
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The Statue of Liberty rn
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Dua Lipa get behind me
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A second Albanian pop star has been hit on stage
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She’s right
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“Omg Friends is the funniest show” Me watching Friends:
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Me when I see a shirtless runner
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“There’s plenty of fish in the sea” The sea:
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You can’t tell me this isn’t straight from an episode of VEEP
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We should really be treating Real Housewives like we do sports
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When I type ‘👈’ I mean
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Me after forcing my friend to take a pic of me
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She could fix Southwest Airlines
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Abby Lee Miller when the girls weren’t hitting their 8 counts
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My Spotify wrapped
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That’s Abby Lee miller ..
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this shot..
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The way she had to wind up for that finger point
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Meghan Markle in Buckingham Palace right now
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The bartender after you order a Negroni Spagliato with Prosecco in it
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Parents, please check your kid’s candy this Halloween. Some people are sick!
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He should play Fezco
@FilmUpdates
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A German adaptation of EUPHORIA is in the works. ()
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Princess Peach in Mario cart when she starts spinning out of control
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Me talking about traffic lights when I’m high
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Me omw to the couch to watch 6 hours of straight reality tv
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no one: the US government on October 18th:
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The fly that won’t leave your kitchen
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Me watching my boyfriend watch an episode of real housewives I’ve seen 7 times
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Me in a strangers kitchen at 6 am
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Nancy Pelosi when the senate staffers walk by
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Cate Blanchett vs leaf blowers is the only celebrity feud I care about
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Gays after tweeting “it’s giving thanks” on Thursday
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When the mutual friend goes to the bathroom
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Me discovering who’s behind all my problems
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When I say I’m going to to get another drink but I’m actually leaving
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Hungover and scared to check my bank account
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Me explaining to my boss why I had 6 margaritas at lunch
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Me watching every Jennifer Coolidge scene in the white lotus finale tonight
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My elf bar looking at me after 2 drinks
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Me trying to eat popcorn in the theater during A Quiet Place
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Euphoria High kids bringing their lunchbox to school
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no cause why did August really slip away like a bottle of wine
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No one: The girls in Euphoria:
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This performance will live on at gay after parties for generations
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Me showing up to the 4th grade late with McDonald’s after a doctors appointment
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Kim in bed right now watching her body double walk the #MetGala like
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Gays after watching the worst movie you’ve ever seen
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Me going from RHOBH to RHOSLC tonight
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If I was Taylor I would show up to the Super Bowl like this
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Lisa Barlow vs. Meredith Whitney vs. Heather Jen Shah vs. the US government I’m ready. #rhoslc
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Taylor Swift when she gets asked to go on a target run
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Doctor: you have 12 minutes to live Me:
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Guests at the White Lotus checking out
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Erika Jayne to Jen Shah tonight #RHOSLC
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My Apple Watch:
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Apple Watch will now track your mental health. #WWDC23 #watchOS10
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This is how I watch real housewives reunions
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Hear me out, a sports bar. But no sports. Just @BravoTV
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White women after they say see you next year in December
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Me in the theater
@AQuietPlace
A Quiet Place: Day One
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Discover why our world went quiet. Watch the new trailer for #AQuietPlace : Day One - only in theatres June 28.
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Kristen Doute in season 2:
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I have NEVER hooked up with Jax Taylor!!!!! EVER
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It’s only a matter of time before Pete Davidson moves into Sonja Morgan’s townhouse with her
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What is Kamala’s plan to fix RHOA
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iconic that our next president could be a real housewives stan
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“Do you watch Vanderpump Rules?” - me to anyone I’ve come in contact with in the past 24 hours
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@FilmUpdates Harry saw my tweet and took action
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Harry Styles and Charlie Puth after watching Bad Bunny kiss another man on stage
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Don’t let Kyle Richards see this
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Me next week when RHOP, RHOSLC and RHOBH are all airing at the same time
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Kris Jenner after ending Pete Davidson’s contract just in time for a season 2 storyline
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The RHOSLC season 4 finale
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What’re yall playing with this setup?
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This is what living alone feels like
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Carrie while Miranda was getting finger banged in the next room #andjustlikethat
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Me high af in public trying to walk normal
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Me after a long day of switching between 4 apps
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“Who’s available for season 4?”
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Let me ask the audience
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Well yes
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I'm 6’7
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does anyone want to go on a girl's trip to Miami and fight the whole time with me
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Denise Richards, Camille, Kim Richards, the morally corrupt Faye Resnick AND lesbian rumors.. I will be so seated
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You’ve heard the rumors, now it’s time to watch the story unfold. #RHOBH returns for an all-new season on October 25th 💎
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“Can my friend have a bump?”
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Sheree deserved an Emmy for this delivery
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“Do you guys think Erika knew” - me at thanksgiving dinner
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Kathy’s doing what Kyle should have done 7 seasons and 2 sisters ago #rhobh
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“ don’t look now but that person over there—“ Me:
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Was just informed RHOSLC isn’t on this Sunday because of the super bowl. We cannot give into the hetero agenda like this bravo please.
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Me hitting my vape in public
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Ready for rhoslc tonight
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Ryan Murphy writing his scripts
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Me trying to convince the monkey pox clinic to give me the vaccine
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Me picking my own gift in the white elephant
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Me trying to walk normal when I’m high
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