Sean @seanbeegee Twitter profile

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@seanbeegee

7 years

my parents at 22: "let's get ready for this baby we're having!" me at 22: "I wonder how work would react if I had a goth phase next month"

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This used to be the body you would temporarily train up to if you were playing a superhero. Now it’s the body you have to have if you’re playing a moody chef on prestige evening TV, and the superheroes look like alien circuit gay Olympians

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Jeremy Allen White is iconic in Calvin Klein Underwear. designed in New York City.

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1 month

“Sabrina Carpenter is an industry plant she plays after every song 🙄🙄” You are on a big list at Spotify HQ labelled “gay 25-34”.

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@seanbeegee

4 years

Ok she’s serving

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@CM_Gallagher

4 years

Newborn babies at a hospital in Bangkok are being given mini face shields. 📷 @GettyImages

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2 years

Creased at how pleased this pasta brand are with themselves for getting rid of the little window where you can look at the pasta

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@seanbeegee

5 years

Bay leaves demanding to get included in the recipe despite not adding any flavour or texture

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@seanbeegee

11 months

They need to go to jail and I am so serious

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@seanbeegee

2 years

Have said before but it is quite something how they’ve managed to repopularise “your mental illness is caused by your own moral failings”

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Sean

@seanbeegee

5 months

The stunning woman who says she wants a gay husband… icons are eternal

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@BBCArchive

5 months

It's Valentine's Day, so we're going back to 1964 and an episode of Marriage Today that looked at the future of relationships. Young and old reflect on their experiences, and share their opinions on the matter.

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@seanbeegee

8 months

Running a Sims operation that would have got me referred into a child psychology team

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@CHSOHY

8 months

10 years old boy writing program in python...what were you doing at his age?

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4 years

Taking annual leave during the pandemic like

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Sean

@seanbeegee

6 years

Because having a cervix puts you at risk of cervical cancer. Hope this helps

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@annaturley

6 years

@CR_UK Hi @CR_UK why have you used the term ‘everyone with a cervix’ in this tweet please?

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@seanbeegee

5 years

me trying to have a conversation on the northern line: the northern line:

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@seanbeegee

1 month

What’s this new thing where artists barely sing at gigs because they’re too busy going “is that person over there ok”. No they have heatstroke. But let’s focus my love

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@seanbeegee

6 years

I hate when you exercise once and it drags you out of a sad and self-loathing gutter and you have to accept that exercise is good and not a conspiratorial lie designed to spite you by Big Activewear

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6 years

Just looked at a beautiful pink sunset and thought, "God I love London", then remembered there is a sky everywhere and I'm paying half my salary to sleep 2 feet from my drying clothes

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@seanbeegee

5 years

Going to the big Sainsbury’s just to feel something

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@seanbeegee

6 years

Well people don’t typically leave Love Island with £50k debt and a sertraline prescription so this seems sensible

Tina Daheley

@TinaDaheley

6 years

A reminder that more people applied for Love Island this year than Oxford/Cambridge University.

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@seanbeegee

2 years

They need to deploy the army to stop James Corden getting anywhere near Eurovision

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@seanbeegee

5 years

Literally everyone who goes to work, particularly those in customer-facing service jobs, appears not as themselves, but as a cheery upbeat character they’re compelled into on the job. Does this mean Pret workers get a tax break?

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4 years

our grandchildren asking if we’d like to do a “pub quiz” in 2065

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4 years

Shooting a pigeon at the rave to keep things legal

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@seanbeegee

5 months

Me and the girls getting on the Suffragette line on a Saturday night x

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@seanbeegee

1 year

Sometimes when they tell you to mind the gap it’s like pfft what gap. And sometimes it’s like wow yeah I definitely will

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7 months

Oh apparently he is playing some sort of boxer. Ignore me he looks great

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5 years

Gays turning up to Football Twitter after Colleen Rooney pulled off the gag of the decade

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4 years

The idea of queuing for Tesco again....

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@seanbeegee

11 days

The bottom left lady is the least French looking person I’ve ever seen. She belongs in the Anglosphere

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@StrorviV3

12 days

Si vous vous demandez comment bien dormir cette nuit, regardez la réaction des électeurs du RN aux résultats #electionslegislatives2024

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4 years

the insufferable social media meltdown that will happen when some people choose to go pub and others get mad at them for going pub is all part of the long process of turning this pandemic into a question of individual virtue rather than state action btw. just btw

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4 years

“Are you all from the same household?” “Yes”

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@seanbeegee

5 years

hometown Tesco is out of Linda McCartney sausages because all the ma’s have panic-stockpiled them in anticipation of their lesbian emigrant children returning home

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@seanbeegee

5 years

My grandchildren: living in Britain in 2019 must have been so fascinating! do you have any memories of no deal Brexit? Me: ..... My grandchildren: how about the climate rebellion? Me: .... My grandchildren: how about Coleen Roo- Me:

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@seanbeegee

4 years

TFW you draw up an absolutely inconceivable global utopian infrastructure in which you give Africa 5 train stations

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@seanbeegee

6 months

Moments after losing 50k but being totally chipper because he won the argument…. This is my culture

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@superTV247

6 months

This isn’t the reaction I expected from Jaz finding out Harry is a traitor?! 😭 he’s SO PROUD of all the traitors names he put down 😭😭 God bless Jazatha Christie #TheTraitors

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2 years

Freaks my nut out when people start going on about “Tuesday” and “Wednesday” during Christmas. Sorry I literally don’t know what you mean

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@seanbeegee

1 year

Still laugh thinking about the guy behind me at Elton who’d clearly been on it for six days solid and when it finished he was like “he can’t be… he hasn’t done Your Song… he hasn’t done Tiny Dancer…” and his girlfriend was just like “babe yeah he has x”

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@seanbeegee

3 years

Guys wtf that’s just my nose 😭

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@seanbeegee

6 months

People in London love to put books outside their house and be like “FREE TO A GOOD HOME ❤️” and the books in question are a GCSE chemistry revision guide from the Blair era and a self-help book about managing stress as an airline hostess

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@seanbeegee

4 years

my hands going under the sink for the 45th time today

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@seanbeegee

5 years

1. the pub

Coffee House

@SpecCoffeeHouse

5 years

Jeremy Corbyn could still win this election. If he does, here are Matthew Lynn's pick of the five places to take your money to:

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2 years

Name a less successful rebrand than '4od'. Been called whatever it's called now for the guts of a decade? Still no idea. Don't tell me. I won't remember

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@seanbeegee

7 years

when u depression-sleep until 4pm then get up, shower, and read two emails

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@seanbeegee

2 years

CSM girlies taking their mum out for lunch at Coal Drops Yard:

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@ethelfiles

2 years

julia fox and martha stewart last night

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@seanbeegee

3 years

When COVID is over they should let us smoke on the bus for a bit

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@seanbeegee

5 years

Me standing at the door of Gregg’s trying to see if they have any vegan sausage rolls in

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Sean

@seanbeegee

3 years

Here's an MP and a British town turning out enthusiastically to commemorate a man whose claim to fame is dying before he could be tried for shooting a disabled Irishman, John Pat Cunningham, in the back in 1974. John Pat had a developmental age of 7 and a fear of those in uniform

Rt Hon Johnny Mercer

@JohnnyMercerUK

3 years

Probably never been prouder of Plymouth than I was today. Rest in peace Dennis Hutchings. You’ve earned it. 🇬🇧

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@seanbeegee

6 years

Imagine being Katy Perry's team. Having your first social media success story in *years* by making her say 'wig', then you go to the pub and toast your successes, take your eye off her for a minute, and she's killed a nun.

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