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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Wilf Darley from Bristol - some Bristol bod go do the business please👍
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Jake
3 years
Ket, pills, coke
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
9 months
About time the internet made someone deserving famous, rather than half these cunts you see nowadays. Get in, he’s class
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Joel Beya
9 months
What you may not have known about Sean Milis ❤️
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Update: the prick has been caught by UWE campus police. If he somehow doesn’t end up in a cell, it’ll catch up with him one way or another, faith in the Bristol lot for that.
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
The Queen better not stack it before we get that 4 day bank holiday weekend in June
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
If WW3 kicks off you bet the scousers will run around stealing ya ration packs
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
If anyone wants the name of his mate, it’s Patrick Hart, also goes by PJ.
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
2 years
TL buzzing cause she took her top off. Sunday is deviant day after all
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
7 years
When people say "British politics are boring", say that to Lord Buckethead and Elmo who both got votes #GE2017 #2017Election
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
2 years
£1037 off a 50p spin go on then🤣
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Jake
2 years
The airport after the “No Russian” mission
@ladbible
LADbible
2 years
🔔| Heathrow Airport has a huge mountain of uncollected luggage. More below:
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Jake
3 years
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Jake
3 years
Another deviant deactivated. Sunday’s are supreme.
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Jake
3 years
@CharIieParsons @laura_woodsy You should’ve asked to borrow her high heels for the photo mate
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Jake
3 years
@kieranda04 Cocktail sipper, bank details jibber
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Jeans and astro’s ting I reckon
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Calling me a scruffy fucker but what the fuck is that barnet hahaha just shave it off lad
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Lester40
3 years
@fkoffsnake Always the same scruffy fuckers who have a go at us in it 😂😂
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Monday, again
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Jake
3 years
Delayed until he gets home from this one, next Friday afternoon
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Baldy when he gets his comedown chicken
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
2 years
Halloumi and nandos sauce with a fry up… Hello 999 I’d like to report a serious offence
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
When I catch that little Russian midget prick in WW3
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
8 months
Why are all Argyle fans so soft? Everyone was wishing schuey good luck when he left and now everyone’s like “aw well done Azaz for getting a big move”🤣 if he leaves then fuck him. Hope he does his ACL first game for middlesborough
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
More life in Dot Cotton’s left lung than those Valentino’s
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Jake
3 years
Yeah, young lads might wanna kick fuck out of each other on a weekend, but at least they’re not out raping and murdering civilians in a position of public trust👍
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
3 years
- Cocaine abuse - Kids running drugs - 50% increase in arrests Disorder at football is on the rise. We went undercover with the police and @Lawton_Times to find out exactly why. 🤝 In partnership with @TheTimes
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Jake
2 years
Danny Brady V2 has announced himself to the app
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@SJA_10z
Sam‼️
2 years
Weird bloke that bald eagle fella 🥴🥴
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
If I had chewed on a colleague built like the McDonald’s McFlurry machine, I would also want quit my job
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Why is it always Sundays with this app
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
On behalf of the baldies, we’re just gonna give him to Rory Williams instead
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Jake
2 years
@CharIieParsons You know it’s 2022 now mate?
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Tuesday night and half of the group chat are betting on Russian Table Tennis😭 All Vlad Chahur ain’t we🤝
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
2 years
Should be illegal to be that fat. Bet she thinks she’s a 10/10 as well🤡
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Jake
2 years
Younger brother got his first bit of Stone Island for Christmas. Gonna have to chin him to set the tone in this gaff
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Jake
2 years
@CharIieParsons @laura_woodsy You’ll be framing that T-shirt when you get home
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Jake
3 years
Paypigs paid for those pints, don’t let him fool ya
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
10 months
8:23am on a Friday morning and I’m fucking fuming already.
@JoeYids
Joe
10 months
It’s Friday so that can only mean on thing. Who won the dance off?
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
7 years
"Wanna go to another room mate?" "Yeah if the next song is shit" - the most common things said on a night out
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
8 months
Americans laughing at our knife problem whilst they go beefing school kids with assault rifles
@upblissed
Corn ✧⍣
8 months
im crying yo UK Niggas really see their opps and be like "En Garde!"🤺
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Jake
3 years
No work til Friday feeling
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Jake
3 years
NHS imposing mandatory vaccinations. Glad I’m quitting this shit show now👍
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
2 years
Can’t wait to send @R_A289 home crying later cheers
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Jake
2 years
@reecef550 Alex after making a fool of himself on another night out
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
1 year
Alex Harper level scran this
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Charlie
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Jake
3 years
Why’s this fella whacked a ginger wig on and started piping up
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Jake
3 years
@R02A_ It’s 8:16am and I’m already debating violence
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Jake
3 years
@MeatballMolly @jack_carefree Hope you and Paddy get sparked out
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Jake
2 years
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
7 years
Post Malone releasing an album next month is the only Christmas present anybody needs
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Jake
3 years
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
8 months
Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell out scouting in poor neighbourhoods
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George 🇬🇧🇯🇲
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Good fucking grief this kid is fucking unbelievable
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
@GS7___ Birds in those 3 for £9.99 Lonsdale tracksuits in sports direct😮‍💨
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
7 years
Some lads are dirty little weasels, unbelievable how you can fuck a girl who’s unreal over for a 4/10 who probably picks her nose and eats it
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Jake
3 years
@OliviaKlozoff @jpsufc1 Let me know in advance so I can buy a bag to put over your head
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
2 years
Lump on a Leeds win whenever he tweets, money printer
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Jake
3 years
@JW_EN5 JibW means business
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Jake
2 years
@_ah910__ Are you trying to make me depressed late at night?
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Jake
8 months
@JayWindross Cheers but I don’t give a fuck
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Checking my bank account after a night out
@connor_loughlin
conor loughlin
3 years
Ive done it!!! 100 pound lost, unbelievable achievement and proved all the doubters wrong, proud of myself👏💯
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Happy DB day, in the spirit, taking bets at 3/1 that Rory Williams is the next deviant to be outed on bird app.
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
7 years
Boardmasters is in 2 weeks in Newquay, not tonight on the hoe you glittery wannabe festival bashers, enjoy Busted and a Pepsi Max😂
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
#SingYourDialect Tonight featuring the one and only @JW_EN5 tune in later and jib🤌 some bars and beats😎
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
7 years
Nothing worse than a girl who can't take banter, see ya later x
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
10 months
This is who they’ll have @CharIieParsons fighting on Misfits
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hahahahahhahahha
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
8 years
Joint highest grade in my English class and got an E, clearly a successful class #asresults
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Jake
2 years
Molly McCann is a pure labourer of a bird ain’t she. Wouldn’t look out of place tiling a roof on a new build
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Jake
3 years
Fanta Lemon is unrivalled. Drink of the gods
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
7 years
Everyone off to uni and I'm about to start my shift selling sausage rolls
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Jake
3 years
Your bird wears steel toe cap boots in Slug and Lettuce
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Jake
8 months
Everyone captaining Watkins but the hardest men on earth have captained Alvarez at home to Sheff Utd
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Jake
3 years
@sr1883 @CharIieParsons Did they have a booster seat for him?
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Fury better spark that Yank dosser out tonight or I’m never watching boxing again
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Jake
7 months
@gsmufc7 @nicolephathole2 @bIurt99 They’d use the donation to buy the bricks to dash at her head 30 minutes later
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Bloke on the left hoping Exeter need to sub him on😂 Tinpot cunts
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Jake
3 years
@FK1____ @maddmadzz Her ex saved her from being delivered to her funeral on a flatbed lorry👑
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
10 months
@CharIieParsons Mate how have you managed to make a ginger fella look like the pale one
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Williams getting battered. Hope Rory Williams gets battered next
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Jake
3 years
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Jake
7 years
Ignore me temporarily and I’ll sack you off permanently, simple🤷‍♂️
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Jake
3 years
Get me into VR NOW
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Jake
7 years
Fortnite has brought back that Year 9 after school until 2am gaming feeling with ur pals just shouting down the mic n having a laugh, unreal
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Jake
7 years
Got inside knowledge that the next H&M jumper to be released will feature a Syrian refugee with the slogan “home sweet home” across the front
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
2 years
Chop my finger off any day she wants
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Jake
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@CharIieParsons @DAZNBoxing They’ve somehow made you look a respectable height
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
Could you imagine David Attenborough trying to narrate that
@SuppressedSikh
Manny
3 years
@mohsintweeted Adhd lions 🤣🤣🤣
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Jake
3 years
@R_A289 Closest you’ll get to a pair of tits in a while
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Jake
9 months
Fuck him and Stoke, they’ll be off into administration in the next 2 years when he spunks their budget on mid table finishes
@Argyle
Plymouth Argyle FC
9 months
Club Statement: Steven Schumacher #pafc
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Jake
7 years
Tbf lads it's only 360 odd days until boardmasters
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Jake
2 years
@gsmufc7 Captaining bottom set PE doesn’t count
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
7 years
If you vote Conservative, how would you sleep knowing that victims of a terror attack would wake with £1000's in doctors bills? #VoteLabour
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
7 years
Lad code stretches across all lads whether you know them or not, except those who wear Sik Silk, Gym King and 11 Degrees, then it’s acceptable to pump their missus
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
@RA_W01908 Nathan now
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Jake
3 years
@Jw95Kieran @MeatballMolly @jack_carefree Nice Gym King beanie hat you absolute mincer
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
7 years
Half of the cunts going to LG definitely think Champagne Supernova is a drink they sell in pryzm, clueless
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
8 years
Picking between Trump and Clinton for president is like picking between Adam Johnson and Jimmy Saville for a babysitting job
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Jake
3 years
Riot like the fucking French.
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
11 months
100 thousand twats thinking they’re going to make a difference😂
@Spotnewsth
The Spot
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● JUST IN | More than 100,000 people are protesting in the capital of the United Kingdom, London, calling for an end to Israel's airstrikes and ceasefire on Gaza.
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
2 years
Free game to chin your own fans if they cut about wearing this
@Argyle
Plymouth Argyle FC
2 years
🛍️ We already all know this, but now you can wear it with pride. Check out the new Argyle Are Massive range instore and online now ⬇️ #pafc
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
3 years
I’m confident that northerners eat worse than half of the 3rd world countries
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@Jake_S_1
Jake
2 years
Into these obese; school shooting weird 9/11 pricks today cmon England. Fuck being a yank hahahah country full of cunts
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