Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @maddmadzz Twitter profile

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

“Sorry if that was a bit forward”

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

This made me laugh way more than it should have

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Just unfollowed Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby on insta, that’ll teach them the Tory loving rats.

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

6 years

Let’s all take a moment to remember this, that look on Tommy Robinson’s face will never get old, absolutely rinsed him hahahaha

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

Just pour petrol on me and set me on fire

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

Am I the only one who has absolutely no memory of this ever happening?

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@doovoo_boowoo

3 years

We used to be a country. A proper country.

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

Me going through the TL this morning

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

2 years

£1200 for 12 cans of prime🤣🤣come off it

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait.

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

I love this kid hahaha “you see these shoulders? I don’t need no programme”

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Only paedophiles eat their burgers with a knife and fork

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@TheRoyalButler

5 years

Ladies and gentlemen, when eating a burger please remember to use a knife and fork. #NationalBurgerDay

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

It appears I may have upset a few Tory supporters

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

4 months without antidepressants bitches ✌🏼

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

Bringing this back again because it’s great

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@maddmadzz

2 years

Fuck off 🤣🤣🤣

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

3 weeks without antidepressants btw ✌🏼

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

I’m in the process of trying to come off my antidepressants and I woke up at 6 this morning with crippling anxiety and instead of laying in bed letting it eat away at me, I actually got up and started doing stuff round the house and it sounds daft but I’m proud of myself hahaha

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Hahahahaha I’m a single mum of 2 with £7.35p in my bank account and I’m drowning in debt, go and put some clothes on you ignorant little bitch.

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

I’ve had to go to bed because I feel so fucking shit and can’t stop crying and the thought of having to make it through another day tomorrow is unbearable. And I feel so guilty for feeling like this but I can’t help it 😭

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

“Has someone not polished your head today, is that why you’re raging?” 😭

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

2 years

10/10 for these boys 😭😭😭

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Pablo Escobarnet hahahahaha I am done 😭

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@ladbible

5 years

Man caught trying to smuggle half a kilo of cocaine under his wig.

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

Just want a man that will treat me right, accept me for who I am and not shag anyone else, why is that so hard to find?

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

My arm feels like it’s been butchered but it was worth it🙃

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

I just think Red Leicester cheese doesn’t get the appreciation it truly deserves

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

@RachelRileyRR Slag

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

When he treats you like shit and sells drugs:

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

2 years

👀

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

6 years

Just a pic of my dog, up the reds x

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

6 years

Where’s the fucking meat then Michelle? That’s like going to a brothel for a cuddle

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

David Walliams in the comments there 😭

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

My god

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Terrifying that this creature is allowed to roam the streets

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@maddmadzz

5 years

Hahahahaha yerssss @P_N_F_

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Anal

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@maddmadzz

5 years

@caffyhank

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

Mad that some people actually exercised and bettered themselves during lockdown, all I did was gain weight and become a borderline alcoholic.

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Hahahahaha

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

@ukwarrior1999 Would rather sound like a cat coughing up fur balls than be a manc bastard

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Hahahaha I live for this shit

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Best one yet

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

Never put another person before yourself because I can guarantee you will always get fucked over. You can give someone the world and it will never be enough. Basically, being a nice, decent person gets you nowhere.

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

What’s everyone’s beef with scousers? I know they’re not gunna shag me but I genuinely don’t get it? They’re sound and funny as fuck imo 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

@caffyhank Hahahaha I know, daft twats

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

6 years

Mad that people are defending that big fat nonce, 12 year old girls DO NOT look 19, no matter how much make up they slap on their face. I think there’s a long list of people that need their hard drives checking here.

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Unpopular opinion: James Corden is sound. Fight me🙂

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

Rest in peace you absolute legend ☹️

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

1 year

I may burn like a bitch but at least I tan afterwards 😎

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Why the fuck would you call your baby Ian

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

6 years

Just going to leave this here for everyone who has defended this nonce. 💅🏼

BRD

@Lbairdxo

6 years

‘She lied’ ‘he never knew she was 12’ ‘she should be punished not him’ 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Read this and thought they were on about pills at first, this is what you scousers have done to me.

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Guess who’s out tonight bitches

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

Morning x

Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

6 years

Let’s all take a moment to remember this, that look on Tommy Robinson’s face will never get old, absolutely rinsed him hahahaha

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

Did I actually make an effort today? Yes I did

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Stonking hard on😭😭 no thank you Ryan

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

Horrible when people are lashing up photos that they’re out shopping, out for food, out drinking when they owe you a shit load of money but ”can’t afford to pay you back” 🤣

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

2 years

Cat woman vibes

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

So I started my sleeve yesterday🙃

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

Hi #NewProfilePic

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Yesterday I swallowed two pieces of string and this morning they came out tied together, I shit you knot.

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

This will never not make me howl

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

It’s ok because I’m still a bad bitch x

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

6 years

Hehehe

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

2 years

Actually made a bit of effort today 🙃

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

I’m going off the rails if anyone fancies joining me?

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

1 year

‘Not in the mood for this today’ 😭😭😭

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

💃

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

A man really travelled 4 hours last night to sit outside my house after me repeatedly telling him not to and that I didn’t want anything to do with him anymore after finding out he has a pregnant bird..The audacity is off the scale with this one.

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

2 years

Good afternoon x

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

So Tinder is going well

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

I was constantly moaning about the heat but I want it to be sunny again rightttttt now

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

We are out 🍻

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

I’ve just put a full face of make up on to go and sit on ma sofa 🙃

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@maddmadzz

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Plod have upped their game

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

2 years

Good afternoon x

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

6 years

Shag me

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

Made it through 3 whole days without having a depression nap, yaaaaaaass✌🏼

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5 years

I’m screaming😭😭😭

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

6 years

Oh hey arseholes x

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

3 years

Not out again surely not 🥂

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

The question is, can you do this?

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Eat my dick Alex

Alexander Nekrassov

@StirringTrouble

5 years

Tattooed women look grotesquely hideous and unappealing. In fact, with every new #tattoo added their appeal to normal men falls by a notch. I'm guessing that unattractive females struggling to get laid think it's their last chance to get noticed. Sad sight of moral decline.

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@maddmadzz

4 years

Girl on my fb has just announced she eats a maccies burger with the wrapper still on. Please tell me this isn’t an actual thing?🥴🥴🥴

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

6 years

Why do lads put pictures of their cars on Tinder? Not gunna make me shag you mate.

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

So I’ve just learnt that people working at the drive through in McDonald’s can see you on a camera whilst you’re ordering your food...fuck offffff😭

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

@1976_Jessy They’re very upset

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Haha fuck off

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

4 years

Hiya x

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

6 years

Thought that was a pile of dog shit tbh

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@oohhhkayyy

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my dogs stuffed animal was left outside and my dad made sure so save him..

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

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Good afternoon x

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

5 years

Having a mental illness is horrific and I wouldn’t wish it upon anyone. But I don’t care who you are, it doesn’t give you the right to be a dick and treat others like shit.

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@maddmadzz

6 years

#NewProfilePic

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@maddmadzz

3 years

Hi #NewProfilePic

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