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Buying bread from a man in Brussels, he was 6ft4 and full of muscles. I said do you speak-a my language? He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

Cymru
Joined January 2019
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5 years
“Sorry if that was a bit forward”
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5 years
This made me laugh way more than it should have
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Just unfollowed Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby on insta, that’ll teach them the Tory loving rats.
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Let’s all take a moment to remember this, that look on Tommy Robinson’s face will never get old, absolutely rinsed him hahahaha
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
Just pour petrol on me and set me on fire
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
Am I the only one who has absolutely no memory of this ever happening?
@doovoo_boowoo
Frnakie
3 years
We used to be a country. A proper country.
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
Me going through the TL this morning
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
2 years
£1200 for 12 cans of prime🤣🤣come off it
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5 years
Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait.
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
I love this kid hahaha “you see these shoulders? I don’t need no programme”
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Only paedophiles eat their burgers with a knife and fork
@TheRoyalButler
The Royal Butler
5 years
Ladies and gentlemen, when eating a burger please remember to use a knife and fork. #NationalBurgerDay
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5 years
It appears I may have upset a few Tory supporters
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
4 months without antidepressants bitches ✌🏼
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
Bringing this back again because it’s great
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
1 year
Fuck off 🤣🤣🤣
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
3 weeks without antidepressants btw ✌🏼
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
I’m in the process of trying to come off my antidepressants and I woke up at 6 this morning with crippling anxiety and instead of laying in bed letting it eat away at me, I actually got up and started doing stuff round the house and it sounds daft but I’m proud of myself hahaha
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Hahahahaha I’m a single mum of 2 with £7.35p in my bank account and I’m drowning in debt, go and put some clothes on you ignorant little bitch.
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
I’ve had to go to bed because I feel so fucking shit and can’t stop crying and the thought of having to make it through another day tomorrow is unbearable. And I feel so guilty for feeling like this but I can’t help it 😭
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
“Has someone not polished your head today, is that why you’re raging?” 😭
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
2 years
10/10 for these boys 😭😭😭
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Pablo Escobarnet hahahahaha I am done 😭
@ladbible
LADbible
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Man caught trying to smuggle half a kilo of cocaine under his wig.
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
Just want a man that will treat me right, accept me for who I am and not shag anyone else, why is that so hard to find?
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
My arm feels like it’s been butchered but it was worth it🙃
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
I just think Red Leicester cheese doesn’t get the appreciation it truly deserves
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
When he treats you like shit and sells drugs:
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
2 years
👀
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Just a pic of my dog, up the reds x
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Where’s the fucking meat then Michelle? That’s like going to a brothel for a cuddle
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
David Walliams in the comments there 😭
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5 years
My god
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Terrifying that this creature is allowed to roam the streets
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Hahahahaha yerssss @P_N_F_
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Anal
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4 years
Mad that some people actually exercised and bettered themselves during lockdown, all I did was gain weight and become a borderline alcoholic.
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5 years
Hahahahaha
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@ukwarrior1999 Would rather sound like a cat coughing up fur balls than be a manc bastard
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Hahahaha I live for this shit
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5 years
Best one yet
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
Never put another person before yourself because I can guarantee you will always get fucked over. You can give someone the world and it will never be enough. Basically, being a nice, decent person gets you nowhere.
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
What’s everyone’s beef with scousers? I know they’re not gunna shag me but I genuinely don’t get it? They’re sound and funny as fuck imo 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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@caffyhank Hahahaha I know, daft twats
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
6 years
Mad that people are defending that big fat nonce, 12 year old girls DO NOT look 19, no matter how much make up they slap on their face. I think there’s a long list of people that need their hard drives checking here.
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Unpopular opinion: James Corden is sound. Fight me🙂
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
Rest in peace you absolute legend ☹️
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I may burn like a bitch but at least I tan afterwards 😎
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Why the fuck would you call your baby Ian
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
6 years
Just going to leave this here for everyone who has defended this nonce. 💅🏼
@Lbairdxo
BRD
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‘She lied’ ‘he never knew she was 12’ ‘she should be punished not him’ 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Read this and thought they were on about pills at first, this is what you scousers have done to me.
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Guess who’s out tonight bitches
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
Morning x
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Let’s all take a moment to remember this, that look on Tommy Robinson’s face will never get old, absolutely rinsed him hahahaha
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Did I actually make an effort today? Yes I did
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5 years
Stonking hard on😭😭 no thank you Ryan
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
Horrible when people are lashing up photos that they’re out shopping, out for food, out drinking when they owe you a shit load of money but ”can’t afford to pay you back” 🤣
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
2 years
Cat woman vibes
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
So I started my sleeve yesterday🙃
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Yesterday I swallowed two pieces of string and this morning they came out tied together, I shit you knot.
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
This will never not make me howl
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3 years
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
It’s ok because I’m still a bad bitch x
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Hehehe
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
2 years
Actually made a bit of effort today 🙃
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
I’m going off the rails if anyone fancies joining me?
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
1 year
‘Not in the mood for this today’ 😭😭😭
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
💃
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
A man really travelled 4 hours last night to sit outside my house after me repeatedly telling him not to and that I didn’t want anything to do with him anymore after finding out he has a pregnant bird..The audacity is off the scale with this one.
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
2 years
Good afternoon x
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
So Tinder is going well
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
I was constantly moaning about the heat but I want it to be sunny again rightttttt now
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
We are out 🍻
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
I’ve just put a full face of make up on to go and sit on ma sofa 🙃
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5 years
Plod have upped their game
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Good afternoon x
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
6 years
Shag me
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
Made it through 3 whole days without having a depression nap, yaaaaaaass✌🏼
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5 years
I’m screaming😭😭😭
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Oh hey arseholes x
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3 years
Not out again surely not 🥂
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
4 years
The question is, can you do this?
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5 years
Eat my dick Alex
@StirringTrouble
Alexander Nekrassov
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Tattooed women look grotesquely hideous and unappealing. In fact, with every new #tattoo added their appeal to normal men falls by a notch. I'm guessing that unattractive females struggling to get laid think it's their last chance to get noticed. Sad sight of moral decline.
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4 years
Girl on my fb has just announced she eats a maccies burger with the wrapper still on. Please tell me this isn’t an actual thing?🥴🥴🥴
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
6 years
Why do lads put pictures of their cars on Tinder? Not gunna make me shag you mate.
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So I’ve just learnt that people working at the drive through in McDonald’s can see you on a camera whilst you’re ordering your food...fuck offffff😭
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5 years
@1976_Jessy They’re very upset
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3 years
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Haha fuck off
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Hiya x
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Thought that was a pile of dog shit tbh
@oohhhkayyy
kay
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my dogs stuffed animal was left outside and my dad made sure so save him..
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Good afternoon x
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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
5 years
Having a mental illness is horrific and I wouldn’t wish it upon anyone. But I don’t care who you are, it doesn’t give you the right to be a dick and treat others like shit.
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