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I translate headlines for you because #JournalismIsDead . If you find me offensive, then I suggest that you stop finding me. #Sarcasm #Comedy #Satire

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@Travis_in_Flint No one, anywhere, at any time, has ever said "I'm going to gay bash you" before gay bashing someone.
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Why are there now 200,000 more votes than there are actual registered voters in Minnesota? 🤔
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@VivekGRamaswamy College students feeling the real-world consequences of their boneheaded decisions is an important step towards becoming an adult. Learning early is actually valuable to transitioning into adult life.
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@CNN When @CNN mentions the race of the shooting victim but not the race of the shooter . . . #JournalismIsDead
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@GeorgeTakei George, did you graduate from MSU? "Making Shit Up"
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@thehill 1 in 4 also identify as being manipulated approval seekers.
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@MichelleObama @HGMedia CORRECTION: When I sat down to write #TheLightWeCarry , my hope was this book would provide millions more in grifter income for our vacation homes, mansions in White neighborhoods, private jets, and also help me and Barack on our own luxurious traveling and journeys. And these
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@simonateba I blame elastic waistbands and tube tops.
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@TheDemocrats This is the first time in West Point’s 221-year history that a woman will serve word salad for lunch as commencement speaker.
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@MichelleObama UPDATE: Juneteenth is a celebration of how Democrats denied the freed slaves freedom for 2 years after they were freed by Republicans - a chance for Democrats to try to change history, pay tribute to themselves, deny their actions, and work to secure the Black vote in the next
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@Busyisaworkshop Here is the same shot from a different angle
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@IlhanMN My faith teaches me not to marry siblings😂
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@CNN “Passengers of Size” 😂😂😂
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@BarackObama UPDATE: “On Labor Day, I take a moment to appreciate the many workers and staff who have help me maintain my $30MM seaside mansion estate on 29-acres while I tell you that sea levels are rising and that you must make sacrifices, use paper straws, and conserve. Their grit,
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@ABC I heard that he was going to leave. Then he left. Where is the news story here?
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@ABC Black people make of 13% of the U.S. population, but Black people make up 71.8% of the NBA players. "Equally represented" is not simple math.
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@ABC Black people make of 13% of the U.S. population, but Black people make up 56% of the NFL players. "Equally represented" is not simple math.
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@akafacehots ________ [insert name of Democrat-run city]
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@sater_terry When you have no virtue, virtue signaling is your only hope.
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@townhallcom FACT CHECK: FALSE✖️
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@Alphafox78 Hell No! All of those thing fall within the Fundamental and Unalienable Rights endowed by our Creator and enshrined in our US Constitution: - Life, Liberty, & the Pursuit of Happiness.
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@DaveSchreiber3 @GotCashed @SidneyPowell1 @GenFlynn As an attorney for 31 years, I can tell you from personal experience that @sydneypowell1 's description is 100% accurate and this has been happening for 20+ yrs. Until @realDonaldTrump arrived and exposed the Swamp, no one would believe what we attorneys have known for 20+ yrs.
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@dom_lucre Unfortunately. They. Don't. Care.😢
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@paulkrugman So as long as your family doesn't need food to eat, shelter from crime and the elements, and transportation to go anywhere - - - "We won!"
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@davidmweissman @TomiLahren TDS has consequences. Sad.
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@ewarren Root the corruption out of Washington? Turn off the lights on your way out of town because there will be no one left.😂😂😂
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Tweet media one
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@_BruceBane This is a 100% real video of what happened when a Good Guy with a gun fired at a burglar but the round hit the street. Surely no reasonable person needs an AR15 for home protection - they should simply call a Social Worker to come and speak with the burglar.
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@CoriBush You will fall with Rashida 🇮🇱
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@SenWarren Now do senators’ insider stock trading
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@MSNBC Now do Chicago
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ABC, CBS and NBC newscasts ignore alleged Biden bribery scheme, spend hours on Trump: Report
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@NewYorkStateAG I think you completely skipped the most important rulings of the day where the judge ruled that the statute of limitations bars 80% of your case and dismissed the claims 🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂
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@smerconish The only thing that can ruin a cold beer and pizza after a long day is virtue signaling and patting yourself on the back while doing it instead of just enjoying it. How empty and shallow.
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@WhiteHouse In 230 years, America has never been this far in debt. Our children will be unable to pay our bills. Congress must balance the budget, cut reckless spending without hostage-taking and act to avoid default.
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@RepSwalwell Interesting, Eric is now anti-vaccine!
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@RepSwalwell Like these folks Eric?
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The media made sure everyone knew who the (8) R's were that sided with Gaetz, so it's up to us to let everyone know who the (8) leftist democrats are that sided with Hamas today
Tweet media one
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@LangmanVince Loses on appeal.
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@TomCottonAR Those "raise your credit score" companies will now be able to sell a new product to "lower your credit score" to save an extra $30k for a mortgage😂😂😂
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@GeraldoRivera Sad that you can see nothing but a mayor’s race instead of their sanctuary city policies.
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This is exactly what happens when monkeys/humans get used to getting free stuff 🤔 #socialismkills
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Hundreds of hungry monkeys swarm across Thai street as 'rival gangs' fight over food after tourists who normally feed them stay away because of coronavirus
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@RepBeccaB That is so October 6th.
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@simonateba @megynkelly Two things can be true at the same time. Times have changed over the past 20 or so years and standards of conduct have also changed drastically. It could be true that Russell Brand acted inappropriately many years ago, and it can also be true that some people are using those
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@RepSwalwell Really Eric?🤔
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@hillary__vaughn Here’s the time Rashida Talib said the holocaust gave her a calming feeling.
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@nypost Professors also claim that men can have babies.
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@POTUS Did they all have to bring 10% for the big guy or is that just your child?🤔
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@ewarren I’ll be blunt. It’s all a lie.
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@MikeSington Trump has a 100% no conviction rate.
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@HillaryClinton "let's be clear" = "I am now going to lie to you"
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@kylegriffin1 Seriously - get a life dude. Being the Grammar & Language Police is not a well-paying gig.😂😂😂
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@IanJaeger29 Sidewalks covered in human feces all over town.
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@RepJeffries What are "everyday Americans" Hakeem?🤔
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@seanhannity Chapter? Verse?
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@smerconish The only thing that can ruin a cold beer and pizza after a long day is virtue signaling and patting yourself on the back while doing it instead of just enjoying it. How empty and shallow.
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@CNN And yet it’s called “normal“ and it’s supported and encouraged even in the youngest of children.
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@ScottAdamsSays I firmly believe that if you exclude refined white flour and refined white sugar from children's diet, the need for Adderrall would plummet.
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@POTUS Whether or not we default on our debt, under the Biden-Harris Inflationary Economy the middle class is getting hurt. Millions of jobs lost. Social Security and Medicare payments can't keep up with inflation and higher prices. Retirement accounts hit by market falling. Costs have
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@MarkWarner No serious person ever begins a sentence with "Let me be clear" 🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂
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@MikeSington The government creating a no-questions-asked market demand for stolen guns🤡
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@ChefGruel UPDATE: Due to the number of elderly people being robbed and mugged in Baltimore, the city is suing AARP and the elderly for being too fragile and easy to steal from.
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@gatewaypundit "They are not sending their best"
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@CNN @SunlenSerfaty Now they’re going to try to “Bill O’Reilly” Tucker Carlson.
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@CNN Ban arson.
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@KPRC2 After they arrest this guy, they should also arrest his barber.
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@stillgray I hope there is an AED device on the sidelines.
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@VP “uplift Bidenomics”? Who writes this stuff?😂😂😂😂😂
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@mehdirhasan Most obtuse and disingenuous tweet of the day🤡🤡🤡
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@TheDemocrats Replace. if Democrats really felt that they had a good policy that was better, they wouldn’t have to lie. Sad.
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@NewYorkStateAG It’s amazing that you’re seeking a gag order against Donald Trump for speaking about the case while you simultaneously spew vitriol and hate against Donald Trump all day every day during the trial. Oh, the irony.
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Democrats: @Twitter banning/censoring did not effect the outcome of 2020 election. Democrats: If @elonmusk allows banned/censored accounts back, it will effect the outcome of 2022 election. Me: So Twitter banning/censoring did effect outcome of 2020 election? Democrats: No
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@amyklobuchar Like this one?
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@HillaryClinton That's the whole point of Conservatives Hillary - that teachers should be teaching Math, English, History, Science, etc.
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@Morning_Joe @brianklaas UPDATE: "I study the breakdown of democracy, and I don't know how to say this more clearly: We are currently experiencing the weaponization of federal agencies against political opponents and are living under authoritarianism." -- @is_horton
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@AdamSchiff That should have taught you not to lie all the time.
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@cmclymer The problem is that she is openly antisemitic and anti-Israel. Nice try though.😉
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@davidhogg111 Stop it - you are just not very good at this.
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@CollinRugg Culture of violence. Sad.
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@maddow Tweeting to all three of your fans? 😂😂😂
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Biden says he won't take questions because he's having a "press conference" later — where he'll take a couple questions from pre-selected reporters who may or may not have submitted the questions in advance
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@GeorgeTakei Peaceful. There would have never been an invasion.
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@realstewpeters Fact Check: FALSE✖️
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@SenWarren I agree with you - its sickening what Democrats in Congress are supporting.
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@gatewaypundit Watching the willing and complicit “news media” cover for Biden is one of the scariest things I’ve seen in America in my lifetime.
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@AP Good. That sounds reasonable.
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@JoeBiden OMG - we are so screwed and he has no idea.
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Why are the "BLM" rioters White? 🤔
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@tomselliott @JasmineForUS She is showing those Republicans to be absolutely correct in their concerns.
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@JoeConchaTV US Media Mantra: "Better first than correct"
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@VP So @VP is now anti-vax🤔
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@PolitiBunny @TwitchyTeam BREAKING: Trump has now come clean and he admits that he stored the US Nuclear Codes on Hunter Biden's laptop and that AG Garland and the FBI and pick them up in Kiawa Island any time this weekend.
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@KPRC2 UPDATE: ‘I am regretful that I got caught on tape, because I have been doing these hateful things to staff for years behind closed doors’: Sheila Jackson Lee addresses profanity-filled audio recording released ahead of mayoral elections
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@wiseconnector Drop the soap
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@MrAndyNgo The need for large-capacity magazines in the home is now self-evident and beyond any argument.
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@JoeBiden We needed both and he fulfilled both of those promises and every other promise that he made. Stay current Joe.
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