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he/they - “all blues, no clues”

Florida, USA
Joined January 2009
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@ItsTheBoat
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What are the load-bearing posts of our time? Obviously 'facing god and walking backwards into hell' and 'miette' are up there. Does Ed Balls still count? PS if you can parse this you should probably log off
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@raetheforce I was thinking it has to be because her hair was so short like three months ago.
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@BleauxBabe @jacktalon The reply of “can’t have SHIT in Whoville” is one of the funniest posts on this godforsaken site
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@thejstoobs Imagine thinking Thor 1 is better than Ragnarok. What a life they must lead
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@MaceAhWindu Finn leading a stormtrooper revolt is the coolest goddamn thing and I’m MAD we don’t have it
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6 years
This some top tier Tolkien shit
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@AtgnatPodcast @TonyArtiga007 She stabs him in the eye in the first film, shoots him in the eye in the second, CHOPS OFF A HEAD in H20. Jesus Christ, you picked a bad franchise to try and pull this crap.
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Hey @neilhimself I think Lucien’s library has escaped from the dreaming into our world. Should we be concerned?
@HousesVictorian
𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬
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Royal Portuguese Reading Room, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. 19th century
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Me if my knees give out in the middle of a HHN haunted house
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@lukeisamazing @Douggernaut_2 What’s great is it starts off funny and then is very much not funny at the end and it’s played perfectly from start to finish
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Yesterday at Hollywood Studios I heard someone say "They really should have a Pizza Planet restaraunt here" Buddy have I got (sad) news for you!
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2 years
Where is the lie? #TheSandman
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Living at Windermere Cay be like
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@Kevidently The entire Old Testament is God cancelling people lmao
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Men in Black Alien Attack is like the McDonalds Sprite of theme park air conditioning. Shit just hits DIFFERENT
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2 years
Okay. I have my issues with Starcruiser (entirely with the cost and logistics of it) but THIS? This is wonderful. This video makes me want to do it more than any advertising by Disney has
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A snapshot of what made our Star Wars: #GalacticStarcruiser experience so special for my 5-year-old.
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@BaneOfCovid I dunno, she did say “this is a very legal” which means this is a very serious 😂
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2 years
This headline is...whooo boy did they miss the point
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I love that #TheSandman show is giving us some shots that are straight out of the comic but also some really lovely new interpretations of moments. We are really getting live action Sandman after all these years 🥲 @neilhimself
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Only mildly obsessed with how accurate they got Abel from the Sandman comics! #TheSandman @AsimC86 @neilhimself
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@BGCloudFF7 @neilhimself Tell me you haven't read The Sandman without telling me you haven't read The Sandman
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@Douggernaut_2 Non-Joke: this is Andy accepting best digital character for two towers
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Bloggers walking into CityWalk tonight thinking they are gonna make some original content.
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Yes of course I support women’s rights but I also support women’s wrongs.
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@happygoingrid I mean he turned into this guy once
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@53gaDr3amca5t @EMOTEPTHEMUMMY When they were casting Anakin for Phantom Menace they had photos of the choices side by side with Hamil from a New Hope so yeah George was hitting that level of Autism
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@MaceAhWindu Movie is chock full of good lines “Paper clips. Big ones”
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Absolutely crazy how far the Tribute Store has come.
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Being a Haunted Mansion trainer be like
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Dying at the name of the batteries referencing one of the best jokes in GotG Vol. 2 No Anulax Batteries Here, @JamesGunn
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Not to be outdone by Woody's Lunch Box, Pym Test Kitchen only has one register #AvengersCampus
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I can’t believe we have to say it but: Don’t bully the little girl playing Leia in Obi-Wan. Jesus Christ, Internet
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Out here pretending backstage areas don’t exist
@DisneySpacePod
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So how would YOU add to the backside of Disney’s Hollywood Studios?
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I have no idea if this is anything, but my brain tells me it is, so here you go: a niche HHN meme
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Oh no the last scare from Case Filed has taken flight
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I immediatly knew the @neilhimself one was ripe for a meme and I had just the thing, perfect for questions he can’t answer yet!
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@Netflix_Sandman
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See dreamy photos of #TheSandman castmembers Tom Sturridge, @Jenna_Coleman_ , @vivacheampong , and more ahead of the series debut on Aug. 5
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Holy moly they level of detail they are taking from panels of the comic is insane. I am levitating with excitement. #TheSandman @neilhimself
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@michaelrianda @LionTweets4U That is legit my favorite episode of the show because I too had to do an embarrassing sheep dance as a child. Super relatable
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@hackermanjoe That whole sequence was insane (and I love the character design of the little guys with the hooks holy shit they were creepy)
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I do not recommend listening to @neilhimself 's audiobook of The Ocean at the End of the Lane when hungry. Inevitably he'll describe, in wonderful detail, the food made for the narrator at the Hempstock's house, and you will be far more hungry than ever before.
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@neilhimself Neil Gaiman is so dedicated to ruining Lord of the Rings he went back in time and wrote the novels instead of Tolkien. Honestly I admire that level of dedication
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@raetheforce I saw families happily enjoying pb&j sandwiches they made at the hotel and soaking up the park. You don’t have to buy shit
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For the first four episodes of #TheSandman being a reader of the comic felt like a blessing, for Episode 5 it feels like a curse. This is tense as hell. Thanks for the anxiety @neilhimself 😂😬
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That feeling when “influencers” ask you to do a dumb tik tok trend when you are busy saving the galaxy
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@rianjohnson Weird losers on the Internet: we finally drove Rian off Twitter! Rian:
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When I get Sweep the Queue task and watch someone spill popcorn.
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There is something special about stepping into Islands of Adventure and just vibing
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How I think I look vs. How I actually look
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“Can we go to Epic Universe when it opens?” “We got Epic Universe at home”
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When work gives you a paid day off the day after Christmas and you have some free time, you watch Glass Onion again @KnivesOut
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Working at the Orlando parks and needing to live with a bunch of roommates be like
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@axleblazeSA @clumsyghost_ Fear is the mind-duller
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@momfor_trump @HLernhilfe @DeAnna4Congress Wow, upon searching, found that it’s common decency to feel that a group of people who have been treated badly forever deserve better treatment! Turns out being a decent human is better than being a racist who feels threatened by black people standing up for themselves.
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Also if you are mean to any employees about reinstated mask mandates, I wish you a very punch in the face.
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Of course the Universal arm of WDWNT went against explicit instructions and filmed the entirety of Halloween Nightmare Fuel. What trash
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@MatthewLillard Speaking as a Florida resident, this state really sucks
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Last night I listened to the Sandman audio rendition of Three Septembers and a January and it was really beautiful and then I discover Emperor Joshua Norton was a real man, and the world seems a far more wonderful place. Thanks for the accidental history lesson, @neilhimself
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Me at 11:59 Me at 12:01
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@Lauzirika A more modern (well kinda) example
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When you work for the Evil Empire but you Work from Home
@HumanoidHistory
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All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.
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@Kingdakha92 @SpectroMattic Also her job requires her to do it (which means SAG won’t be upset since it’s a contractual obligation she is required to fill)
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Account called Laughing Place complains about Splash replacement. In other news, water is wet and there is a fork in the kitchen
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Tiana’s Bayou Adventure has added a banner before the second lift that just adds to the confusion of the placement of the attraction in Magic Kingdom.
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@neilhimself I’m just impressed he has seen into the future to see who you cast as Delirium. I want that kind of super power.
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@keffals “Bruh what” is the best part
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Holy shit I’m being backpayed all the unemployment I’ve been owed since I was furloughed.
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Well I guess it’s time I made it official. I am no longer a cast member. I made the choice for my physical and mental well being and while I will miss it immensely, this is the right time to step away. Thanks for 7 years of fun, Magic Kingdom. 🥰
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I was just made aware that 13 years ago, we were quite lucky to step into the world of Coraline. To celebrate this occasion here is @neilhimself talking about buttons. After all what could be scary about a little button? 😈
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@MasonAPark I think a lot of the outlets that reported on your Twitter interaction totally ignore that you were already an established actor and had an agent.
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@swirlingthings Me when Dream told Lucienne to shut up and just be a librarian
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@ninjasexparty @bwecht Dan’s hair is it’s own member of the band now
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So here’s a cool thing to come out of 2020. When they announced the Pride Fangoria shirt, I mentioned I needed it since this is my first pride out as bi. Excellent human @PhilNobileJr messaged me to congratulate me and told me the shirt was on him. It finally came in!
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I simply cannot get over the absolute DRIP they gave this man. Stylish and spooky at the same time.
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@TheDemocrats Have done essentially nothing. Next tweet.
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Universal Marketing and Merchandising be like
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When it’s time power through three haunted houses before 6:30 pm #hhn32 @HorrorNightsORL
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@neilhimself This explains a lot to be honest
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When you get your rad shirt for opening night hand delivered from the artist themselves.
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@egoraptor Ah yes the game grumps Aaron and Duney
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Marketing: “Not sure the icons are that big off a draw” Meanwhile:
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"How sexy can we make the Universal Monsters before it becomes a problem?" Universal Creative: "The limit does not exist."
@DiscussingFilm
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Universal has resurrected the Dark Universe branding for their new theme park land. Releasing in 2025.
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Dear @neilhimself , Today a child named Coraline came to visit The Haunted Mansion at Disney World and it was kind of magical. She was delighted when I told her she had a cool name.
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Hey @missingwords My new friend , RD-H3., wanted me to say all the story details in Batuu are stunning and delightful. I concur.
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@neilhimself Never fails to astound me that people say things like this because if they just read a single issue of Sandman, they'd know it was "woke" to begin with.
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@RichardEGrant @OfficialLoki @disneyplus @twhiddleston @iamkateherron Absolutely a joy to watch you steal the whole damn show.
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@cordialwombat @JustinMcElroy Similarly, Celebrities retweeting something and just adding 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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@nonstandardmcd Not if the mysterious tunnel started to eat the land developers
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I see it’s a Very Normal, Not In Anyway Weird day over on @neilhimself ’s Twitter account today
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