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6 years

I'm gonna take a wild guess that you haven't seen this movie

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6 years

the boy in the striped pajamas

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If the price of Vans starts to rise, I’m burning everything to the ground.

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THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT VANS.

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@jdavphoto @hankgreen Foo Fighters fighting for their life

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6 years

I got music to plug but I'd rather plug my dogs.

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8 years

My favorite thing on the internet right now.

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4 years

When I was in Afghanistan, my shop had this toaster. It was bought by a girl that was with the det that we replaced, and she left it there for us. This is the story of the Hello Kitty toaster. Sent by Satan himself.

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4 years

Also this is pure gold

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@444DONIS @frankthepanzer I mean it makes sense. How would his company look if somebody caught his family using another company’s products lol

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You know what’s crazy. We often use the Brock Turner case as a point for how the justice system is flawed, particularly with rape cases. But a lot of civilians would be absolutely blown away by how the military handles rape and sexual assault accusations. It’s disgusting.

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6 years

So I'm at Taco Bell and there's this sweet older couple a couple tables down from me. The cashier called out somebody's name and the older man got up but it was someone else's order. His wife said "You don't even know what your name is. Sit down" 😂😂😂

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I found a 4 bed, 3.5 bath, 2500 sqft house with this in the backyard for only $275k and ya boi is going to take a peek at it. 👀

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4 years

You know what would do us all better than $600, or even $2000? Try abolishing the scam that is the credit score. I would also like $2000, though.

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5 years

I went on a date a couple months ago (by couple months I literally mean it was about two months ago) with a girl. Today she got married.

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6 years

Homegirl apparently went private and now my DM requests are flooded with "what did it say" so here. Stop messaging me.

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2 years

@madandboujee5 I’m sorry but I laughed a little bit

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3 years

Black Rifle denounces a white supremacy group and now goon Twitter is boycotting them. If this doesn’t tell y’all they’re racist, I don’t know what will. Lol

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7 years

Buzzfeed: "You can't judge all Muslims/Transgenders/etc. by the actions of one!" Also BuzzFeed: "One Christian acts this way? THEY ALL DO"

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7 years

The Joel Osteen fiasco says a lot about American Christianity

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6 years

@issaporterthang @TweetinJoshBe This show is unmatched idc

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5 years

These people really on twitter blaming K-State for everything when homie had a CHAIR. Come on, man. You KNOW they’re both at fault. 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

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Can you imagine being the individual running the Wendy's Twitter? Just sitting in a nice cozy office, getting paid good money to kick back and tweet. Probably got Netflix rolling in the office. Probably got a nice window view. Eating a frosty. Sounds like the life.

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Guess I need to move my Xbox up a shelf since SOMEBODY CAN TURN IT OFF WITH HIS NOSE MID-GAME. 😒🤦🏼‍♂️

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5 years

Kaitlin Bennett should not be allowed to carry. Prove me wrong.

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5 years

the fact that kaitlin bennett literally proved our point. she used the fact that she carries a gun to scare someone that she was being fatphobic to.

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5 years

Found this little guy just snoozin' tonight. ❤️

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7 years

@zach__clemente @ohmygoshaavash Who cares It's Twitter Chill out or log off fam. Not that deep.

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8 years

If you end a friendship because they didn't vote for the same candidate as you, you aren't worth a friendship in the beginning. Grow up.

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4 years

Friendly reminder that if you’re a gun-toting 2nd amendment nerd because it was written for the people to be able to stand up to tyranny, but you’re opposed to these riots, you’re a hypocrite. Have a nice night. 🙂

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10 years

This sign is located in a military surplus store right off base. So much America in this picture. http://t.co/9Q3TbhMdEz

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7 years

Mom Twitter is starting to turn that "open for a surprise" thing into pictures of their kids. STOP IT. LEAVE IT FOR THE DOGS.

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4 years

Black Lives Matter is only “controversial” if you’re racist.

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8 years

This could just be me, but there's a difference between illegally entering a country and visiting a country on vacation. Idk tho. Lol

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3 years

@215Dajah @jowaunaa I've been laughing at "it don't be maxing" for about 5 minutes now and I had to come back and tell you that

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7 years

Somebody brought me another turtle, a little tiny one this time. I honestly have lost count of how many turtles she's brought me. 💆🏼‍♂️😂

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7 years

My waiter at Waffle House just cut me off mid-sentence so that he could run outside and help an elderly gentleman out of his van, into his wheelchair, and then wheel him inside. That man got a hefty tip.

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6 years

I'm convinced that everybody that says they don't like The Office never took anybody's advice and ONLY watched the first season. POWER THROUGH IT. BRIGHTER DAYS ARE AHEAD, IF ONLY YOU PUSH ON TO THE SECOND SEASON. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

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5 years

This dog will be the death of me.

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5 years

I moved Hitch’s crate this weekend and he’s really confused

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4 years

Imagine if the military used the same zero tolerance policy towards sexual assault as they did towards drug use. But that would require them to care about the service members.

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10 years

Shared my thoughts on Facebook. Got called snobbish. Lol Okay. Because wanting higher work standards is snobbish. http://t.co/PhBnVj7OKu

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8 years

@taylorkoutss @MySideHoes @MyFavsTrash Brandon's neck didn't have anything to do with it either.

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7 years

I couldn't decide if I wanted an iced or a hot caramel macchiato so I settled on iced. Pulled up to the window and homie handed me one of each and said, "We made the wrong one at first, so you get a free hot one" and if that isn't fate, I don't know what is.

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4 years

Hello, Clarice

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4 years

Hey, just so y’all know. Dalina ( @GwotThot ) has asked that you all please respect her privacy right now. She’s going through it and really just needs some space, which is understandable. That being said, please hold off on all of the messages and tweets.

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4 years

Lady at the liquor store had to look between my ID and me a couple times. She finally picked it up to get a closer look and I said “My hair’s changed.” She responded with “Yeah, it has. But those sad eyes don’t lie.” Oh ok thank you liquor lady for calling me out like this

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7 years

My iPhone just corrected "rumor" to "rumour" and now I'm afraid we're going to have to fight for our Independence again.

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7 years

Y'ALL I BOUGHT A HOUSE TODAY. Somebody come help me paint it though because this yellow ain't it.

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4 years

So every once in a while, I post that picture back up on Facebook and tag the girl that bought it, as well as all of the guys I worked with. Just to stir things up and bring the nightmares back. Remind them that we're only human.

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4 years

Tinder photos of somebody holding a fish.

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3 years

I sent this message tonight to a guy I went to high school with over 10 years ago in Kansas. Turns out it was him. 😂

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6 years

@cobi_ryals I muted this thing at 25 retweets. I was like "nope. Don't want that."

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3 years

Some of y'all real bold out here

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7 years

My friend's new puppy has perfected the puppy dog eyes and I don't know what she wants, but she can have it. Whatever she wants.

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6 years

@RoyalCatLady @madelineaubreyy @missmeyahhh @mayjjuly @MxrkZepol @KatZelada @JohnnNectar @yungtiddy @harmmms This thread is exactly why Arby's is still in business

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4 years

To my active duty friends: If there is a legitimate problem with your unit and you’re afraid to address it or report it due to the blowback or another reason, hit up a vet friend. A lot of us will be willing to make the call for you. And we won’t use names. It’ll be anonymous.

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4 years

Dude on FB is talking about how he’d put his mother and sister before his wife and his reason is “50% of marriages end in divorce. Why would I put that 1st if it’s likely to fail anyways?” My dude. “50%” of marriages end in divorce because they don’t put their spouses first lol

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2 years

As a gun owner with a CCW license, I honestly do not understand why law-abiding and responsible gun owners are so against stricter gun laws. If you obey the law and not be a terrible person, they won’t affect you. 🤡

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4 years

I got time.

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5 years

Here’s our annual “Let’s waste 20 minutes trying to get a good picture with all three dogs” pictures. Pepé is upset because I originally made him sit next to Hitch. So we had to shuffle everybody around. The promise of treats wasn't enough to fix his bad mood.

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6 years

Lol somehow my order got lost at Dunkin' and the manager shouted out "WHY IS JOSH STILL WAITING ON HIS FOOD"

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7 years

@Quesosquiia @schienenzepp @g3nz8 @TheLilWestern What do you think pickles are tf

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6 years

When is Jesus coming back because I need out of here

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2 years

. @TerminalLance ’s IG story makes me miss the Marine Corps on a regular basis.

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6 years

Y'all hear that sigh of relief from the active duty on the TL? 👀

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6 years

If y’all married for less than 3 years before you get divorce then it doesn’t count.

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8 years

Me- "Are you awake" *shakes dog, talks louder, blows in her ear, pulls her tail, she looks up finally* "Oh, you're awake. Night. Love you"

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3 years

@Jadefire01 @justinamash Our soldiers wouldn’t be getting killed if they weren’t over there for no reason in the first place.

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4 years

2021 is better than 2020. It’s official. We have effectively cyber bullied Taco Bell into bringing back the potatoes.

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2 years

I ended things rather abruptly with a girl 6 years ago. This morning I hopped in an elevator in a parking garage 4 and a half hours from home and there she was. Talk about uncomfy.

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5 years

There's something about gas stations with the bathroom entrance on the outside of the building that just stresses me out. Like, are you SURE nobody got killed in here today?

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6 years

It's Bark Box day. ❤️

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4 years

Everybody say hi to Tucker. ❤️

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6 years

I did a thing. Everybody meet Luthor, Lexa's new brother! ❤️

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6 years

Grey's Anatomy isn't good. Almost all of the actors are bad and the story feels like they just put tragedies in a hat and drew them out at random when they needed a new one. There. I said it.

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4 years

The Vanessa Guillen situation has really brought out the hypocrisy of some of you male service members. Some of y'all are the most disrespectful and misogynistic individuals ever, and yet you're on the TL talking about how sad it is that she was treated this way.

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4 years

@GarthSharpley @FutbolBible This what I came here for. 😂

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8 years

Some people just don't get it. #PokemonGO @haylie1686_

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4 years

IT WORKED FINE FOR WOMEN.

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5 years

My old man. ❤️

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4 years

I’m going to view this house that’s for sale. 👀

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3 years

The owner of Stocking Mill told me he hoped I succumbed to my PTSD and killed myself after I outed a racist sexual predator associated with goon-Twitter. Weird hill for them to die on.

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4 years

I’m not crazy I’m just a little ✨unwell✨ No but seriously

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10 months

Everybody say hi to Millie. Or else.

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8 years

My old Sergeant Major just roasted me on my own Facebook.

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4 years

I’M TIRED OF Y’ALL ACTING LIKE THANKSGIVING DOESN’T EXIST.

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5 years

Sometimes you've spent a year in your house and still don't have spoons. And sometimes you also forget that all of your bowls are currently in the dishwasher. Whatevs.

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6 years

Yo I am in TEARS

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6 years

Y'all want an edit feature on Twitter but y'all can't even respect the fact that they gave us polls so you could stop with the annoying Fav/RT tweets. YOU DON'T DESERVE AN EDIT BUTTON.

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3 years

Idk which one of y’all needs to hear this tonight, but maybe you’re not shadow-banned. Maybe people just don’t like your negative energy and your content.

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2 years

When I was in bootcamp, I had an emergency hernia surgery. I was taken to the hospital via an ambulance and while I was in the back of the ambulance, the EMT back there with me asked, “When’s the last time you spoke to your parents?” and tossed me his personal cell phone.

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I don’t know if they let assholes over the rainbow bridge, but if Pepé caught a whiff of food then he fought his way over anyway. Goodbye, buddy. I love you.

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3 years

Oatmeal raisin cookies SLAP and I’m TIRED of y’all pretending like they DON’T.

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6 years

Homie at Jersey Mike's: "Yo, dude. Do you want to sign up for the reward program? You're in here a lot. You could be getting free sandwiches." FIRST OF ALL, MIND YOUR BUSINESS SECONDLY, yes.

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8 years

#PokemonGO has been banned on base because Marines have been going into restricted areas to catch Pokémon. You can't make this stuff up.

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8 years

Look at him. 😍 This is Hulk, he's a 7 month old Husky/German Shepherd mix. ❤️

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6 years

My phone vibrated and I got excited because somebody wanted to talk to me. Turns out it was my pizza on its way. Not necessarily a big let-down.

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4 years

It costs approximately $0.00 to be a decent person and not be racist, sexist, or homophobic. Be kind. That is all.

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5 years

Y'all tryna elect a woman who calls her dog a "bad boy"???? Couldn't be me.

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Bailey was a bad boy this morning. But at least he’s sorry.

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6 years

Bro I just drove past a Chik-Fil-A, an Arby's and TWO Taco Bells on my way home in order to make myself a sandwich and save money. Y'all I got this adult thing figured out.

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8 years

Twitter won't let me load the full video, but I'll give y'all the link to the one on Facebook once it's loaded. 👌🏼

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4 years

Did you guys know you can order 10 ducklings for $60 on Tractor Supply’s website and they’ll be delivered to your local post office? Unrelated: I’m taking recommendations for duck names. Need 10 names.

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4 years

If you looked away from this toaster for 0.12 seconds, your food burnt. Crispy black. It would go from untoasted to charcoal if you so much as blinked. The only way to get your food was to have a stare-off with Hello Kitty and pull it out before everything caught fire.

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FYI: Having mental health issues isn’t an excuse to be a terrible person and disrespectful to other people. I’ve been diagnosed with depression, PTSD, anxiety, and ADHD, along with some other things I got going on. You don’t see me out here condemning women for their existence

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