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The Official Terminal Lance twitter account! TL is a comic strip about the Marine Corps created by @TLCplMax

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Terminal Lance
1 year
GRAB YOUR CRAYONS, MARINES! "Coloring for Marines" is available on Amazon now! This coloring and activity book for Marines is sure to keep you entertained on duty, post, at the armory, or if you're just standing by to stand by in the barracks. Out now:
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@TerminalLance
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Enlist today
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Notice us senpai (~ ̄▽ ̄)~
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@TerminalLance
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Meanwhile, in the Army...
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SSgt: where did all the chemlights go…? The platoon:
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Me just trying to get through my enlistment
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New official #USMC flag just dropped
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Volume up 🔈
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The other angle...
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4 years
Respectfully
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Hangin with the boys in South Korea 🇰🇷
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Heartwarming.
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Marines trying to bring Mattis back
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Welcome to the Corps
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Real American Hero
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Trying to shoot a detached 203
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Bob what are you doing... BOB STOP—
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@TerminalLance
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Good fuck that loser shit
@USMC
U.S. Marines
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Today, the Marine Corps released guidance on the removal of public displays of the Confederate battle flag. MARADMIN 331/20:
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Hand in pocket
@NATOSource
NATOSource
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The official portrait ofJim #Mattis as Secretary of Defense was put up today in the Pentagon. His choice of cufflinks remind us that there are no former #Marines . #SemperFi
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The start to a very bad day #terminallance #usmc
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If it’s stupid and it works, it isn’t stupid.
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🏳️‍🌈🫡
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They didn’t let the Marines evacuate Lejeune because they knew they would enjoy it
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Tik Tok is the worst thing to happen to the US military since World War II
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Whoopsie. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Metal Gear Solid V DLC 🐍📦
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Field op got extended and his girl didn’t believe him 😂
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The DD-214
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2 years
if you drank from one of these, you are immune to Monkeypox
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A storied career
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New standard issue dog. 10/10 good boy
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Marine Corps been around for 246 years and they JUST NOW thinking they should treat Marines like humans lmao
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I must go, my people need me
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Health conscious, these Marines
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A Marine in the barracks actually bought a fire truck
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Meanwhile, in the inbox
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STOLEN VALOR BLAST THIS LITTLE SHIT HEAD
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What kind of dumb fucking POG shit is this lmao
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The official tattoo of the Marine Corps infantry
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Shout out to these Marines doing the hard work right now in Afghanistan.
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War has changed...
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When you learned how to grunt from Call of Duty
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And you thought Marines couldn’t read 😌
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SSGT: what do you want to do for your reenlistment ceremony? Them: I want to make the whole platoon stand in the water in their boots because I hate them
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Having way too much fun playing OPFOR
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Someone come get your mans
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The trucks will be there at 0800 !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀
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Wrong number.
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Give him one
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Weatherman: there’s a cat 4 hurricane coming, evacuate now. Marines:
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Just another average night at the barracks
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Hey... ....Wake up... ...you got firewatch.
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A 6’8 PFC talking to a 5’5 NCO
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I just threw up in my mouth
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God bless the 11 Marines, Corpsman, Soldier, and innocent civilians killed in yesterday's horrific attack in Kabul. May they Rest In Peace.
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Even Marines need heroes... #WakandaForever
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I hate this more than I have ever hated anything.
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She’s real to me, SSGT
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Talk to your local Marine recruiter and this could be you.
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me just tryna get through my Marine Corps career
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I dunno my squad leader calls me a bitch all the time
@Marinetimes
Marine Corps Times
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"Women get called bitches when they are assertive and strong, but men are called leaders,” she says. “It’s hard.”
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Santa Claus is coming to town.
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The only working party I’ve ever wanted to be on
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SNM was caught dancing during colors. SNM was forced to keep dancing. 🕺🏻
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Step doc what are you doing
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Can I impeach my battalion commander?
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Tactipillar
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One of those days
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DD-214
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I was in Iraq with 18 year olds and you’re a useless tool
@KaitMarieox
Kaitlin Bennett
6 years
On this day 74 years ago, 18 year olds stormed the beaches of Normandy to defend human rights. Today, 18 year olds eat Tide Pods and play dead in supermarkets to take away our human rights. If we don't stand up and defend liberty, we are truly doomed. #DDay #2A
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What tan belt move is this?
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Wearin this to the ugly sweater party
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Why did you join the Marine Corps?
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Meanwhile, in the barracks...
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Marines seeing Terminal Lance hit the Commandant’s Reading List today
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Not even light duty can stop you from getting down at the ball
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In the Corps you’re never alone
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Pouring one out for the Marines of 3/6
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Marines in Okinawa at the ball like
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when even the LT don’t give a fuck
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Hold on, there were straight people in the Navy before Friday???
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This uh... this doesn’t usually happen, I swear.
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Social distance formation
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Instagram wouldn’t let me post this but here you go
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Like most Marines, I’m spending today not giving a fuck about the Army/Navy game
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no he's a POG
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Chris Faulkner
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@TerminalLance you may not dig his politics but dosent having a formal corporal as VP sound cool? You could talk shit to army generals, prank the Commandant, make the secretary of the navy sing the marines hymn in meetings. So many possibilities. Roll back reveille till 7 am
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First Sergeant that is fraternization
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When step brother loads your rifle
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No
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2nd Div is actually getting woken up like this every morning in the barracks now. 😂
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It’s all fun and games til you’re standing at parade rest getting your ass handed to you
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Me every time I try to look cool in front of the boys
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This chair just yelled at me outside the PX
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Remember why you fight
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