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Motor McBoatpants 🦩

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2 years

Dating's going great, thanks

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3 years

@honorableplants @ulovewendy Only the shit ones

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@JanetETennessee @molly_knight @willaful Yep same. I'd be so proud of my kid. And I gotta be honest, if my kid DIDN'T walk out, I'd be questioning where I went wrong in raising her.

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@parker_dewitt @sweatystartup There it is lol

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@mochalany @MikeSegalov This is painfully on brand.

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@jelenawoehr @msLAS @lostblackboy It was ALMOST sweet.

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@4ktahj @thezhanelove @Itssmauriah @brokestbaby It's totally this but I remember feeling the exact same way. You couldn't tell me SHIT from like 18-24. It takes so long to realize what you don't know.

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6 years

@chrissyteigen My baby was 3 weeks early and so incredibly tiny and perfect with those little preemie noises.

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3 years

oh no @nocontextpawnee he's in Florida

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3 years

@hamilcarenina @ChaseMit Honestly, my husband once half kissed me goodbye like this one day when I absolutely hated his guts (and I think he felt the same) and we both went wait come back we have to re-do, that was terrible.

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3 years

@SJDJ @AnnaGHughes That is the most chaotic Christmas tree I've ever seen

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@bunnybizous @JoeOrgana I have misophonia and I do not make it anyone else's problem. She sucks.

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7 years

@AmericaFirstPol @SenDeanHeller Nice promoted ad, should spend that money on more productive stuff like not taking away healthcare. #hellervoteNO

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6 years

@BlairDiana @chrissyteigen No picture truly does it justice! She was the tiniest little birdy!

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3 years

@maddiebckley Shame on literally every single one of you that didn't pick Heath as the Joker. SHAME.

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5 months

@ask_aubry I read this in real time on Reddit and I was so appalled. I truly hope she never goes back.

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6 years

@lindou_no_hana @katvic85 @InDyarNeed @SpokenDamsel Omg I've found my petty people

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@Savannah_FDS @nightskylune Maybe I'm cynical but I suspect it's nothing to do with strangers and everything with pride, ego, and possibly even control.

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3 months

@1_Sexyme @_angenay Very big 'boy mom' vibes

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1 month

@naomicash @keatingssixth This has got to be it. There is not logic that otherwise explains how this happens. Unless maybe she didn't brush out the curls? But even then.

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7 years

@ErinBurnett @jaketapper This is so patently ridiculous, you should be embarrassed.

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5 months

@kyylien @Co5taRica @Altman9073 I'd like to join

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3 years

@BrileyMinda @RedHourBen I watch it literally every time it hits my timeline. It's like the Tom Holland Umbrella video.

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3 years

@jigolden @everywhereist @Tammy Is that a god damned ruffle coated in BBQ sauce

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3 months

@TheEcho13 I will also add that a LOT of couples don't have the super important conversations about finances, kids, household workload, etc. until after they've gotten married & that is when they learn they have wildly different ideas for the future and that they are actually incompatible.

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@chick_in_kiev Well, unless you're really concerned for their I'm just kidding never fucking ever just keep it to yourself.

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@mosquitoboy93 @downpennielane @HanTheHippy @geekaggression @cemhend @eliciadonze This thread is like when the one where a bunch of ppl discovered that mangoes and pineapples are NOT, in fact, spicy, and that they are actually allergic.

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2 years

@suga_vicc @selfiegoddesss That her name was fucking BAILEY made that 12/10

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@clubcillian @Brieyonce He straight up said, there are a lot of hotter girls out there but you're funny and I like that lol.

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3 months

@theashleyray Does this mean that some writers' rooms are listening to fans for story ideas? Because what.

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3 years

@MrSwagSmith @SKTV_ Nope! He defended himself. She swung at him hard. He defended himself, she dropped, and he backed away. He did the exact right thing I think.

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@Andrew_All_Over @ech0astral This is high key brilliant. That endorsement money is more than enough to live large and that playing money is just multiplying. Wow.

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3 years

Hey everyone, if you can, search #clearthelist and/or #clearmylist and buy some school supplies for teachers in need. I just spent like $100 to send stuff to 4 diff teachers around the country and my heart feels full. Best money you'll spend all week I promise.

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2 years

@kaspender @bela_lynn @iFuxkBbws @no9fine @Khailsss_ She was exactly the energy I would have needed... Like girl, put your mask on and hush. I'd follow her into battle.

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@thesnawn @PicturesFoIder I wanted to hear the cops stifle laughing because you KNOW they did

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3 years

@hrano_ @honorableplants @ulovewendy I literally never said racist. That was not the implication. But if you draw that, that's on all y'all.

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@beingoftheswamp @killafran Ding ding ding ding! She's pissed cause she got caught and thinks making a scene can turn it around?

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@clintpup @SomaKazima

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@SomaKazima @amyusmom That's my only issue. She's doing a real kindness but I wish she wouldn't be so flip about it. But then again, that's probably what makes/keeps her viral and that in turn keeps her funded.

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4 years

@HelloCullen I think about this far too often for my own comfort honestly

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4 years

@nikkifried Thank you, Nikki. I was disgusted to see the giant flag at Fort DeSoto lowered yesterday. Just shameful.

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2 years

@reensjp @talkingsport4 @Imposter_Edits He was almost gleeful when he thought she didn't Pay for the water. Gross.

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4 years

@emrazz To anyone out there just having a shitty day but feeling like they shouldn't complain because others have it worse, know that you're suffering is valid still. Sending love.

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@Sikepheonix @blixberrie @iamyesyouareno Exactly! Like it was all incel speak for you're so hot it makes me angry and hate myself

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@DanielleMuscato Have absolutely no fear to go out for a late night run or stay alone at work late.

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3 years

I am super late to this party but I just finished #Fleabag which is available on Amazon Prime and it's so phenomenal. Laugh out loud funny and tragic and heartbreaking and uncomfortable and lovely. Please watch it.

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@komiska_ @nowthisnews I will never, as long as I am on this Earth, understand how that wasn't the end of it right there.

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2 years

@MohamadZoror Okay but I think Gio should have gotten first dibs, look how happy he was

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4 years

I finally found my kink after 37 years of searching: it's racists getting caught on camera being racist and subsequently being fired 👄

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7 years

@s_jacobNJ @KayaJones @realDonaldTrump Behold! The elusive verified bot.

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@ZachWLambert I think it's the best kind???

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@SarahSpain Oh girl you got the caps treatment, you're extra not welcome 😂

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@Geckocialist @KatieDaviscourt

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@Kristen_Arnett In New Girl, when Nick mistakes an older Indian woman for CeCe's mom and accidentally kidnaps her, she is yelling at him and he says 'quit being so mean to me or I'm gonna fall in love with you' and I think about it a lot.

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@BMcCarthy32 @realDonaldTrump I thought early tee times were reserved only for golfers with good handicaps?

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@periodeye @Nicole_Cliffe I need to know everything about this story

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4 years

@lilsmichelle You're a foster girlfriend! You care for dudes until they go to their forever homes and it's Noble work.

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3 years

To all the wonderful teachers, I wish I could clear all of your lists. I'll keep RTing your lists. Wishing you all a wonderful school year 💗 #clearthelists #clearthelist

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@deadeyebrakeman My favorite ever is a review of the Chili's in Holmdel, NJ. The guy wanted to be seated in a separate section b/c him & his dinner companion wanted quiet. Well teenagers got sat near them. They were so LOUD he couldn't enjoy his FOOD so he had it wrapped up to go. CHILI'S 🤣

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4 months

@SweetAsCerasee THISSSS is what straight women want. This. This type of man.

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3 months

@autumnnnnn____ @4ktahj @thezhanelove @Itssmauriah @brokestbaby I regret to inform you that at 41, I still feel like that sometimes 😂 the mind never exactly grows up

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@brandogdad @honorableplants @ulovewendy Take a nap, babe. This is light-hearted.

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3 years

I know my account has been NUTS today but sorry not sorry for all the #clearthelist #clearthelists #ClearMyList posts. I think I posted nearly 100? RTs of teachers asking for help. We owe them. Please consider donating or at the very least amplifying the message.

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@michellesnea @chrissyteigen For me it turns in the second season. That's when I fell in love. Perfect from there on out.

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@MxSnowhawk @atdanwhite

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@MKestis_ @Mikedon__ Please don't exercise babe! Give your lungs time to heal. Rest and I hope you get better quickly.

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@LizproDemocacry @ChrisCuomo Well then you don't sound great because a lot of us have siblings and wouldn't condone our siblings abhorrent behavior, let alone help our siblings smear their victims.

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@hrano_ @lorde_honest @honorableplants @ulovewendy Noooo oooone saaaaid thaaaat

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7 years

@RichWisdom @realDonaldTrump Most of us can't either.

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4 years

@jemelehill If you look at the responses, they all claim it's fake and made up and a manufacturing of the 'MSM'. These people are beyond reason.

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@WheelieWilf @ninamonei Everyone should be required to work either retail or food service for one year. Like your gap year has to be one of those types of jobs.

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I wanna thank all the teachers that posted on my #clearthelist thread, all that donated and/or amplified the messages, and everyone that didn't unfollow for spamming! Please consider to continue searching out teachers and #ClearMyList and donating where you can!

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@kingmarquaveous @mymixtapez Thank you. I am so absolutely gutted that not only did this CHILD package up her sonogram like it would be some joyous announcement but filmed it and POSTED IT.

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7 years

@rogersaner @Dan__Crocker @NBCNews You're doing to the Lord's work today

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3 years

@MollyJongFast My favorite part is how they want to be able to refuse the vaccine and also still have COVID treated as a work related injury.

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@ScottieBeam Is it wrong that I find that kind of charming? 😂 We are always asking them to be more self aware

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7 years

Why Law & Order was so great: [Scene opens on an arraignment hearing] Judge: Who's your counsel, Mr. Mortel? Defendant: Jesus Christ is my counsel. Judge: ... Who's your local counsel?

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2 years

@danschwegler @coopercooperco @chrisdelia Who snitch tags in 2022 lol

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@solomonmissouri I burst into tears seeing him mouth 'That's my dad!' We can all only hope to have such a wonderful relationship with our children that they still adore us like this past the age of 5.

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@Beornheim That's so sad.

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@edgykristina He sounds lovely, amazing even. But if you didn't feel physical attraction, I don't think that'll change. It hasn't for me at least. But! If you have grown attraction in the past, then I say why not one more, if you want to. I don't think either way is a mistake.

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@gabenetz @biscotti2hottie @Ring_Sheryl AND! Most corporate landlords will find every way to nickel and dime you out of your deposit.

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2 years

Hey @OneFreshPillow have you thought about making dog beds? Because

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7 years

@ellisonbarber I wish these wouldn't be filmed. This is this poor woman's private moment of grief. It is not for us to watch.

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6 years

@RiggsBarstool @1stlinegoon @miel @barstoolsports THIS? THIS is what you refute?

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@amazingnaturers @betchesluvthis He actually bound them up and gave them to her as a gift for their first Christmas back together. And then she shared them with her band. So it's actually worse

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@olitzicious I could not survive being his wife when Kerry Washington exists.

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3 years

@ctheory @Adsila_violin @biboofficial Oh and I love that the credit bureau that does that is actually spending money to pay celebrities to do commercials advertising that their app will raise your score. Def not a scam at all 🙃🤡

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@300lefty800 @JayJayDailey @JayCartere @terrycrews @AML_12_17 @WME @UncleRUSH Victims don't owe anything to anyone.

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@nicoleRagz @itsamia It's when a non-black person uses AAVE or uses language made popular by black people, often for their own gain or profit. See also: Iggy Azalea

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@Blink2XAmerica @Wolfe321 My heart dog, Harry, passes nearly 4 years ago in his sleep. I didn't get to hold him and say goodbye. It crushed me. I can tell you that I still think of him every single day. That is how you know they lived such a profound life.

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@_angenay omg that man fell in LOVE love

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@bunnyanarchyxo @DominusVile @ChassidyMillig8 @ultronsbussy @hills_conner @wheredthesodago @infinitethird Thanks to everyone in this thread. I'm going to go pick out my retirement home now.

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@TealCherryBomb @Karnythia Ditto. She's older now and has no life. She neglected everything for her children and it makes me so sad that she has no hobbies or friends.

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@pattonoswalt An unplanned pregnancy absolutely started in the back of that van

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4 years

@TurboFool @DevonESawa You want to fight or you want to die?

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6 years

@Goochtales @demi_burnett @ira She's fairly awful but this is in fact iconic.

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@ClaussenPickles @apublichouse What about Dill? And you could say he's kind of a big Dill?

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2 years

I took my daughter to her first baseball game this past Sunday. She was 4. It was magical. Take them @DonLagreca ! cc: @RealMichaelKay @TMKSESPN @Rosenbergradio

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@CPRAlisonalison @sohosatan My man took you to culver's and brought up double chin?? That's like besmirching Jesus in the house of the lord. You go to Culver's FOR a double chin and you love every minute

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