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#NFT of comedy 1/2 BLACK + 1/2 PERSIAN = SAVAGE AF @TheLaughFactory every THURS 10pm SAPIOSEXUAL TOXIC AF ChatGPT is my Mom

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@IAmTehran
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11 months
The biggest problem with the world isn't that its filled with (insert race/religion/ethnicity/nationality/sexual orientation etc) Its that its filled with d%ckheads, as$holes, and pieces of sh%t. Can we start a hate group against them??? #truerFacts
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@IAmTehran
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6 years
@TomiLahren I may not agree with a lot of views you have but I enjoy the fact that you have them and I live in a country where you are allowed to do so. Keep doing you boo.
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@IAmTehran
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4 years
Is it me or is the #SnyderCut trailer better than the old whole #JusticeLeague movie...??? #JusticeLeagueSnyderCut
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
@chibearsbr White guy treating a Black girl like sh%t doesn't make him a legend at all... #truerFacts #blackgirlmagic
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
@ABC @BrodyismeFriend IF that was a Black dog he would have let it drown and/or shot it... #truerFacts (Before twitter goes crazy Im just kidding but I'm not tho)
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
@FivioForeign He gives me relationship advice EVERYDAY!!! Future is goals.
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
@PopBase Greta Thunberg stay doing good for the world.
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
@TheWittyGirl Also - if you could have some "daddy issues"... Thanks!
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
All my non-Iranian informed friends #FreeToomaj is not the only goal Toomaj is a rapper who has been arrested + tortured for speaking up against the #IslamicRepublic since Oct 2022 Toomaj is a symptom of much bigger problems of a tyrannical oppressive regime #FreeIran is the goal
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
Tehran is Gonna Get Cancelled 📛📛📛 nightly in August @edfringe 10pm @Gildedballoon Teviot Nightclub 😲😲😲 + 😂😂😂 = 1 Helluva Good Time #edfringe #EdFringe2022 #edfringe22 #fringefestival #fringebuzz #fringe #edinburgh #festival #comedy #standup
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
@lindzgarz @ABC @BrodyismeFriend Light skin privilege! THE DOG WAS MIXED!!! Trust me I know all about it.
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@IAmTehran
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5 months
@MeekMill S/o to my boy @meekmill a real one who brings awareness to real causes all over the world and speaking up for those who can't. #freetoomaj Thank you for listening.
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
Someone just said to me that 'Respect is earned' and I was like, no silly, 'Disrespect is earned. Respect should be given. Respect should be the standard not the exception.' #geniusChrist #RESPECT #FindOutWhatItMeansToMe
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@IAmTehran
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6 years
@TiaWhitaker842 @RealEstateManda @TomiLahren You do realize you can dislike/hate something someone says or thinks without disliking/hating them. I do it all the time. Its usually called a relationship 😂😂😂 The point is that we are able to have these discussions in a civil manner and not just disregard/dismiss what/why
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@IAmTehran
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6 years
Just called @TMobile and found out I've been with them for 15 years. Tell that to all the women in my life that think im afraid of commitment!!! 😂😂😂 #TmobileTuesdays #Tmobile #HowAmINotSponsored
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
Question: Was #PresidentTrump more angry about #Kaepernick then he was about Nazis in Charlottesville? I dont remember him calling them SOBs
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
@WhatTheFFacts which is why Women need to start telling Men in a condescending tone to 'smile sweetheart...' #truerFacts #followme
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
From now on if someone speaks nonsense to me Imma go #MaxineWaters on they as$ and start shouting: 'Reclaiming my time, reclaiming my time!'
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@IAmTehran
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4 years
@jeremynewberger WRONG DIRECTION!
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
@WhistleSports @GuyCodes So we decided to embarrass him so he grows up to secretly hate women and start the cycle of violence all over again instead of teaching him that everyone sometimes wins and loses its how you lose with dignity that makes you a winner. JK a girl beat his as$! Haaaaaa!
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@IAmTehran
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11 years
@FLIRTATIOUS @JustReIatabIe including but not limited to: crabs, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and hepatitis A, B, C & D...
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
Big shout out to all the Step Fathers out there putting in work and not getting sh%t acknowledgement at all. They paying someone elses bill!
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@IAmTehran
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1 year
@TheLondonHughes I'm very disappointed in you London for having a book signing for YOUR book and doing YOUR show but not mentioning #RussellBrand who you have been very vocal about and supportive of the victims. As a woman of color YOU clearly haven't done enough or had enough obstacles and
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@IAmTehran
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4 years
The reason I take #GeorgeFloyd character posts so personally is because one day when racism kills me, the same people will assassinate my character to justify my assassination too. And I wont be there to defend myself either. Do unto others as you would like them to do unto you.
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@IAmTehran
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6 years
Already f%cked up my 2019. 2020 is gonna be my year for sure!!!
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@IAmTehran
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12 years
@theweeknd that's how you know you love a girl is if you cum and still want her to not only exist but still be there in your bed. #RealLove
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
@SheerOpulence2 This kid going to be in the NBA, NFL, MLB, Navy Seals, and MLS. Get your game up!!!
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
Your girl is in the streets. My girls are leading a revolution in the streets. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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@IAmTehran
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6 years
#LebronJames is staying with the #Cavaliers You heard it here first. I said it five months ago. I said it two months ago. I am saying it now. IF (hypothetically) he did go to Los Angeles he would go to the Clippers. But he's not. And he wont. So it doesnt matter. #NBA
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
@KixNewEra @SpikeReeds Oh no...she still acting like it happened TRUST ME! He the one tryna walk it off...
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@IAmTehran
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8 years
@Huntersville_FD Thank you for your love and support to the people of Iran. This is what the world needs much more of. #Plasco
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
IF you can pronounce Dorne, Tatooine, and Klingon...you can say IRAN (Ee•Ron). Not IRAN (Eye•Ran) - IRAN (Ee•Ron). and if you can say Yoren and Joffrey Baratheon you can d%mn sure pronounce some Iranian names. OH WE GON LEARN TODAY!!! #truerFacts #iran #iranian
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@IAmTehran
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10 years
I would love to meet President @BarackObama I have nothing important to say I just really wanna selfie #Instagram @instagram
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
@elijahdaniel @MrGeorgeKhouri But I am though I talk about you way more than you realize my dude. Nothing but love and respect for the homie Elijah D
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
5 years
Can someone tell me why @hulu & @Disney pulled the #Iran episode of #AnthonyBourdain #PartsUnknown show? Season 4 jumps from Episode 5 to Episode 7 This is an attempt to dehumanize a wonderful group of people in a wonderful historic country IRAN is NOT its government @MazJobrani
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
My heart to #HalynaHutchins family, the person killed in the tragic shooting involving #AlecBaldwin - but to charge him w/ involuntary manslaughter in a clear accident/civil suit is reckless. Sets a dangerous precedent. Alec had no intent. Its not his place to check props on set.
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
Watching my girl @TiffanyHaddish crush. Everyone laughed. I got inspired. #SheReady #blackunicorn
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
Toomaj.
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@IAmTehran
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1 year
@NotDijahSB Thinking names like Shenika and Shequanda are "ghetto" but Moon Unit, Rocket, and Racer are "unique and classy"...
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@IAmTehran
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4 years
You didnt have a problem with: 1. Baby Got Back 2. It Aint No Fun 3. Put It In Yo Mouth 4. Round of Applause 5. Almost every rap song ever... But do have a problem with: 1. #WAP Then you dont have a problem with "explicit" songs just "explicit" women.
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@IAmTehran
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3 years
@AriBerman I think we need to realize that these cases are very different. Ed Snodgrass is a GOP official and with the last election being the state it was, clearly needs to be taken into account. And in the Crystal Mason case she was Black. So...clearly GUILTY! #soundsaboutwhite
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@IAmTehran
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10 years
#TheDress is destroying friendships, tearing apart marriages, and fracturing @twitter in half. I still don't know what the big deal is.
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@IAmTehran
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3 years
Did people even have emotions before emojis???
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@IAmTehran
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5 years
@wayansjr Nah. Racism would have been if he just went ahead and assumed - rapper/athlete/drug dealer - without asking. He asked cause he wanted a nice car too or wanted to do business. I often do or want to do the same thing too.
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
6 years
#MGKvsEminem - WOW #RapDevil is one of the best disses ever made. I don't know whats gonna happen BUT its not gonna be nice. #truerFacts SCORE: #MGK 2 - #Eminem 1 Cause that diss was worth 2
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@IAmTehran
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4 years
@gryking @GRASSGURU Shoot her. She's armed. Her second chin looks like a gun!
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@IAmTehran
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6 years
This is what happens when people "ask" me to speak Farsi...especially on live TV. I'm all about bridging gaps and bringing people together! Find Me: every MON/THURS 10PM @TheLaughFactory Add me on IG/TW/SC for Free Guest List #tehranLife #tehranAF #funny #persian #black #iran
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
@alyssaxtrevino @Wash4theWin A Sunday in April though right...cause I won't be ready til at least then.
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@IAmTehran
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9 years
So much on the line right now. Good vs Evil. Arrogant vs. Humble. Black vs. Yellow. Fried Chicken vs. Fried Rice. #MayweatherPacquiao
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
@elijahdaniel @MrGeorgeKhouri What are we doing wrong?
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@IAmTehran
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1 year
@NotDijahSB Mispronouncing hella names BUT expecting everyone to correctly pronounce theirs.
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@IAmTehran
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4 years
Instead of the cost of flying fighter jets...how about you take the cost and pay some rents. That would be a cause for celebration. We have spent more on War in one year than healthcare, education, standard of…
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@IAmTehran
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1 year
@SilversteinProf @UConnHRI @timothynunan I really need to understand what is happening here...
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@IAmTehran
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6 years
Me: We just bomb #Syria ?! News: #STARBUCKS ! RACISM! Me: Thats horrible and stupid. But what about Syr... News: #TristanThompson Man Wh%re! Me: Sure. But what about this Syria bombi... News: #NBA #NBAPlayoff Me: How many lives were... News: #Beyonce #Coachella
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@IAmTehran
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3 years
@baseballcrank Are you saying he wasn't even guilty of POSSESSION OF A DANGEROUS WEAPON BY A PERSON UNDER 18? Cause I am pretty sure he was. This kid didn't even get fined!!!
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@lizakoshy u r very funny & creative. U + Ur friends should come to one my shows @TheLaughFactory As my guests Any MON/THURS 10PM #followme
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@IAmTehran
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10 years
#IRN soccer team may not have the best team in the world BUT at least they have the best eyebrows in the world! @iTweetIranian @Persiantips
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
8 years
People act like I don't like the wilderness and nature I do I love camping except I call it vacationing and my tent looks like a hotel room
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
4 years
FOR THE RECORD: I am letting everyone tf know right now... I WILL NEVER HANG MYSELF ESPECIALLY FROM A TREE. SO IF IT HAPPENS...SOMEBODY DID THAT SH%T!!! #truerFacts #LynchingsIn2020 #Lynchings
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@IAmTehran
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8 years
@the_ironsheik not a single day goes by that I don't listen to a piece of advice from you. YOU ARE THE LEGEND! The rest of us are JABRONIs
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@IAmTehran
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4 years
ANY SMALL BUSINESS in Los Angeles, effected by rioting. Please DM me. My friends and I would like to help. We can't do much BUT we can clean. #Riot2020 #GeorgeFloydprotest #LosAngelesriots #LosAngeles
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
Hey Hollywood Black people can be the main person and NOT in a "Black movie". Non Aggressive Black men are NOT always the "best friend"/sidekick. Kind of cute Black women are NOT always dating random not cute White guys. Black people existed in history NOT only as slaves.
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@IAmTehran
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9 years
NOTE TO THE YOUTH: Being in jail for the rest of your life does NOT make you 'real'...
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
@WhatTheFFacts unless the short guy is rich and the tall guy is broke... #truerFacts #followme
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
@michaela_nft Having an accent...
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@IAmTehran
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4 years
I just hope our lives matter when the quarantine is over, sports are back on, and bars are serving again... #BlackLivesMatter #protests #GeorgeLloyd #BreonnaTaylor
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@IAmTehran
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10 years
Don't ask me if Im Jewish, Christian, or Muslim. Ask me if Im a good person. That will tell you much more about me. #NOH8
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
@theejamesdavis James Davis won the internet yesterday. I tweeted too but no one cared. #AllTweetsMatter
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@michaela_nft Not paying taxes...
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
4 years
The problem is THEY weren't fired because "they" cared...THEY were fired because WE cared. #GeorgeFloyd #mineapolis #MinneapolisPolice
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
4 years
The reason I take #GeorgeFloyd negative character posts so personally is because one day, when racism kills me, the same people will assassinate MY character to justify my murder too. And I wont be there to defend myself either.
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
We need to protest the car companies. They are trying to act like $1000 monthly payments are normal. They are NOT. IF we all stop leasing, buying cars for 1 year they will go to $100. Honestly the power is in the people. We can do anything we all put our minds to. #truerFacts
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
@michaela_nft Fundraising...its called "begging" if you're poor...
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
2 years
Dave Chappelle is a genius. If you don't get it, you don't get it. #DaveChappelle #SNL #SaturdayNightLive I do wish we had gotten a #ZanZendegiAzadi shout out though.
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@IAmTehran
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5 years
@Ahmadinejad1956 @NipseyHussle Truth is...secretly I do his twitter... (once a month) #igetaround
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
People love to pick & choose. Life is not the produce section. Stay consistent. Women. Life. Freedom. #truerFacts
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@IAmTehran
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10 years
I don't care about the #WorldCup2014 I just love the fact that its one of the few times in history ALL IRANIANS EVERYWHERE GET ALONG! #IRN
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
6 years
@NigandNog You're too late buddy! Love me some @chloebennet aka Quake! 😍😍😍 Make sure to catch more of us @AgentsofSHIELD aftershow! @ABCNetwork @afterbuzztv #AgentsofSHIELD #TehrAke
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@IAmTehran
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10 years
#TheDress is stupid BUT the concept is not. It is hard to understand a different point of view when you are only capable of seeing one thing
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
6 years
@MaciBookout Hey Maci! When you are in LA You & Your friends should come to my show @theLaughFactory As my guests Any MON or THURS 10PM show Come have funny with us! #followMe #forAGoodTimeCall #funnyAF
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
10 years
YES...Iran lost...BUT in fairness the goal was kicked by the greatest soccer player in the world. So technically KISS MY AS$! #IRN #IRNvsARG
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
9 years
Id like to remind all the racists & bigots who are 'hating' Middle Easterners right now on social media that JESUS was from the Middle East
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@IAmTehran
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7 years
#Drake buying everyone in the grocery stuff was probably the first time most of those kids had name brand cereal. I didn't have name brand until I graduated college and got a job. I just thought everyone called them Fruity Circles.
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
3 years
@IFazilaBaloch @BridgetPhetasy THIS. If you can watch this and not get behind them and support these women...then you have no heart and I mean that in every sense of the word.
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
3 years
@MrGeorgeWallace Just to let you know, that "Pillow Salesman" you are referring to currently has an F rating by the Better Business Bureau and had his companies accreditation revoked...so... Oh wait. Nevermind.
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7 years
@ChrisBrown just donated $100K to #Houston but Im sure that won't make the news. They should just call the news 'gossip' for real.
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@IAmTehran
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4 years
I FIND IT INTERESTING lately when so many immigrants do not understand the protests. اخیرا این موضوع نظر من را جلب کرده که بسیاری از کسانی که به کشورهای دیگر مهاجرت کردن ، موضوع (اعتراضات) را درست درک نمی کنند.
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
2 years
@XXL They wouldn't do this if Garth Brooks, Tom Jones, or Billy Bob Jimmy Sam Sally died. They do this when one of us dies. F%ck their apology. They are either passive aggressively doing it on purpose or not enough Black employees. This isnt the 1st time its just the latest time.
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
Middle Earth can have dragons, wizards, hobbits and NOT Black people??? Space can have Klingons, Ewoks, Vorlons and NOT Black people??? Stop showing me the quota and start getting some Black casting people and executives. HIRE THEM AND THEN THEY WILL HAVE THE EXPERIENCE TOO!
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@IAmTehran
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6 years
Thank you to a real one @iJesseWilliams for showing me love @laughfactory You never know who might stop by to watch or drop in to perform at a TEHRAN SHOW - every MON/THURS 10PM DONT MISS OUT! Check Out: @ebrojiapp @BlebrityGame @openrun @myscholly @adv_project @sankofa @GreysABC
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@IAmTehran
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2 years
People believe in ghosts, aliens, and all types of crazy conspiracies but don't believe in themselves... Let that sink in. #truerFacts
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
2 years
@michaela_nft Collecting vs. hoarding is just a matter of socioeconomics...
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
11 years
Funny how Jews/Christians/Muslims always argue over the messenger Moses/Jesus/Mohammed and forget the actual message #PeaceAndLove #BeGood
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@IAmTehran
IG: @IAmTehran
2 years
Conflict in Israel and Palestine - Fault: The British Islamic Republic in Iran - Fault: The British Discord in Africa - Fault: The British India and Pakistan stand off - Fault: The British Middle East conflicts - Fault: The British
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