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Watch my @netflix comedy special #ToCatchADick ✨💕 My Book #LivingMyBestLifeHun is out now!! 📖

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@TheLondonHughes
London Hughes
6 years
This picset of Keegan Michael Key celebrating Jordan’s Oscar win is everything! I pray all your friends celebrate your successes like this behind your back 🙌🏾
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I know Meghan Markle is classier than me, because the words “Prince Andrew is an alleged pedophile that paid of his victim using Tax payers money” ..Didn’t even appear in the credits at the end of the documentary, and I certainly would have added it in there myself.
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I used to work for @itv as their only presenter of colour on their flagship children’s show...I know firsthand what’s it like to face workplace microaggressions that you’re too scared to speak up about. What Alex did today, live on GMB was so commendable, that took major guts 👏🏾
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4 years
Just wanna remind the British press that the Queen’s son, Prince Andrew, the Duke of York is a pedophile, and there’s a whole documentary about it on Netflix, where the girl he had sex with names him, along with several witnesses. But no, yep. Meghan telling ppl to vote. Terrible
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I was newly signed with Russell’s agent at the height of his career, I was a HUGE fan of the man… So excited to meet him! But my first day at the agency i was told unprovoked that I shouldn’t sleep with him under any circumstances, as he likes to pursue women, have sex with them
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5 years
I am the first british black woman in history to be nominated for the main award At the Edinburgh comedy festival ....And I did it with a show called TO CATCH A DICK!!!! 😩 I am dead!!!!!! I have died a death!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
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6 years
I’m watching Graham Norton and there’s a band on there called BTS that everyone’s going absolutely batshit crazy for! Legit hysteria! It’s insane that the biggest boyband in the world right now are 7 Korean dudes who sing in Korean! I haven’t seen anything like it! So refreshing
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2 years
Lol okay so now that Greta Thunberg has officially defeated that weirdo Andrew Tate, can we please leave his ashy unwashed remains in 2022. You lot gave him waaaay too much energy this year, I hate that I even had to learn who he was! Dude looks like an expensive sexist pencil.
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3 years
This clip is exactly how Britain has and always will deal with racism. And it’s the reason why it will never ever change.
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Zarah quotes the Prime Minister’s own racist words, and the Minister tells her to lower her tone and accuses her of shouting at her? What a world we live in.
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It’s my Grandma Doreen’s birthday today. She’s 93 This is the woman who in 1995 had a go at the staff at Gamley’s toyshop in Crawley because they didn’t sell any black baby dolls or black Barbies for her black granddaughter to play with. She is a hero ❤️
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3 years
The uk papers today: ‘Rest in peace Prince Phillip’ 🌹 The uk papers tomorrow: ‘Meghan Markle contributes to prince Phillips death? Was that interview the last straw?’
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I get why he’s crying. I’d cry too if I was a new father who’d been bullied into fighting a rich obnoxious YouTuber who disrespected my family as my first major fight. Had an overbearing dad who’s trying to live vicariously through me & A brother who the world thinks is a legend
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Boxing on TNT Sports
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RAW EMOTION 🥲 Tommy Fury delivered a powerful post-fight speech and agrees to a rematch with Jake Paul 🥊 #PaulFury
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4 years
Don’t you think it’s disgusting that when slavery ended, the UK government paid out millions to former slave owners as a way of saying sorry. The debt was so huge it came out of tax payers money until 2015. Which means that I helped pay off the people that tortured my ancestors.
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9 months
This is not some cheeky misunderstood man. I am not shocked by the documentary at all, I believe everything those brave women said.
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2 years
Roseanne Barr did a tweet comparing Obama’s advisor to a monkey… she instantly had her TV show (which was a ratings hit at the time) cancelled at ABC. BUT Jeremy Clarkson can write about wishing sexual violence on a female member of the royal family and keep his job at @itv 🤔
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4 years
Didn’t even know Dominic Cummings was Black tbh
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As stricter lockdown rules are announced for parts of northern England, Conservative MP Craig Whittaker told LBC: "It is the BAME communities that are not taking this seriously enough." @ianpaynesport | @CWhittaker_MP
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4 years
This is why teaching history in British schools PROPERLY is so important! If we were taught about Britain’s racist colonial past it would really save us having to explain white privilege, systemic racism and oppression to white ppl who believe racism is solely America’s problem
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But as soon as he had sex with them, they’d made him feel sick and he didn’t want to be around them anymore, so he would have them fired, or dropped from the agency… it had happened several times in the past. I was 22 at the time, did what I was told and completely avoided him.
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7 months
I was looking for London properties and found a flat in Battersea for 31 million English pounds!!! No flats in England are worth 31 million pounds, never mind a flat round the corner from where my friend Katie got fingered outside a chicken shop. I dunno who London thinks it is!?
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London is quickly becoming New York but, without the salaries and the 24/7 “city that never sleeps vibe”. - Can’t drive/park your car between 20mph zones and other ludicrous restrictions. - Rent/House Prices - Civilians robbed of everyday luxury items And everything else…
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2 years
A lot of us (mainly women of colour) have been calling out Meghan hate by the racist misogynistic British press for YEARS… It took Jeremy Clarkson, for most of Britain to realise what we’ve been saying all along. We could have nipped this shit in the bud in 2019 yet here we are.
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Imagine not performing in your own country for over 3 years, so you prepare a homecoming gig as a CELEBRATION of YOU and all YOUR achievements… including your new BOOK….And then a journalist you didn’t invite comes, and is upset ….because you didn’t mention Russell Brand? 🤔
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Gosh, I was so relieved that FINALLY that man is being held to the fire for his crimes, and then I come on this hell app and WOMEN are defending him. You all disgust me, nasty rat bitches. Spitting in the face of the victims for your shitty ‘not all men’ takes. Loser behaviour 🤮
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4 years
*South London has entered the groupchat* #BlackLivesMatter 🇬🇧
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2 years
Okay so, @Channel4 I have a question… Hear me out, don’t you think it’s a bit ironic to have a documentary series about BLACK BRITISH WOMEN… and how hard it is for them to be seen…call it BLACK, FEMALE AND INVISIBLE And then put the documentary itself on ..at 11pm at night? 🤔
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4 years
For those who don’t seem to understand, the police are not actually supposed to kill people, that is literally the opposite of their job description. Police just killing random citizens in the street is as crazy as firefighters setting your house alight and watching it burn.
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6 years
Laura: Yes I did call you a slag! Megan: she’s slept with more people than me... 🤔 JUST TO CLARIFY LADIES, HAVING FUN INNOCENT SEX WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE DOES NOT MAKE YOU A SLAG Don’t let the girl who leaked her own nudes slut shame you, go have fun ladies. #LoveIsland
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4 years
Tiffany Haddish dating Common is inspiration to funny girls worldwide, it’s about time us funny women got the hot dudes for once! I’m sick and tired of dating dudes that look like Uber drivers 😒
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@nellarose The locals kept calling me “chocolate Brexit” 🥴🥴🥴
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6 years
I want the villa to give the same energy they’re giving Alex to Samira, cos my girl hasn’t even so much as had a Hi5 off a dude and nobody cares. #loveisland
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4 years
Don’t let the news fool you, it takes around 2 weeks for covid-19 to form in the body, the first #BlackLivesMatter protest in London was 5 days ago. If there’s a spike in cases that’s because Bojo and the clowns told you lot to Stay Alert instead of staying at home.
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I’m so serious when I say this, but if you weren’t a child in the 90’s or early 2000’s then you didn’t have a childhood. Sorry to anyone born before or after, but…. ALL of life’s complex and unique elements magically combined to make that era the best time to be a child ever.
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5 years
Danny Baker (a man I’ve worked with in the past) knew full well what that tweet was suggesting. No comedian in their right mind could overlook that, that’s not how our brains work. We see a joke from every angle. He knew it was racist, thought it was funny and posted it anyway 👍🏾
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3 years
Anytime Piers Morgan gets called a racist or anti-black he’s always quick to post a pic with Black people in his defence..... Later I’m gonna take a selfie with some salad to convince people I’m a vegan 👍🏾
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5 years
Sister act is on, and I’m still a tiny bit pissed off that in 2018 a whole Whoopi Goldberg agreed to do a travel show with me but no TV channels wanted it. In 2019 let’s have more female comedians travelling and making TV and not just male comedians and their mum’s please. Thnx
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My career before I got my visa, United Kingdom. 2018. VS My career after I got my visa, Los Angeles. 2021.
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2 years
He filmed my first ever comedy skit, he gave my comedy a platform on his channel SBTV, he got me into my first ever MOBO Afterparty, I got him drunk on way too many occasions, he laughed the hardest at my jokes, he believed in me, I believed in him. 🌹 RIP jamal Edwards
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4 years
Loool This is why we speak about white privilege!! If you’re royal and white you can be a whole PAEDOPHILE... but if you’re royal and black you can’t eat avocados, open car doors, touch your baby bump, wear your hair a certain way, leave the country or encourage ppl to vote 😒
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And sorry to make stuff about race ☺️ but Black and brown people get more hate on reality shows! Layton gets the most hate on strictly, I got the MOST HATE on #CelebsGoDating and I was on the show with Gemma Collins!! Nella is now getting more hate than NIGEL FARAGE! Be serious!
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3 years
Tonight I’ll be the first Black British comic to appear on Jimmy Fallon... I wanna thank the late night tv gods, my publicists, my team and Britain’s ability to consistently overlook Black and Brown talent. 🥂Cheers to being the first but not the last! 🥂
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3 years
“Siri, show me two Black British women who after being consistently overlooked in the UK went on to have thriving careers in the US?”
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4 years
So many white Male comics silent on this issue, even the ones I’ve slept with... black lives really mattered to you then 😏 how about now babes?
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4 years
Okay! I see some white people on the TL saying “These thugs don’t represent Britain!!” Oh yes they do babes. They are your uncles, your dads, your neighbours! And they “represent Britain” just as much as you do hun! Let’s not act like racism just appeared today out of nowhere
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4 years
There’s no TV debates on rape, we don’t have survivors of rape on TV surrounded by ppl that argue and debate on whether their feelings are valid. We just agree that it’s wrong. So why when racism is involved do I always see white ppl on TV debating the issue with a black person?!
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If I went on #ImACeleb and found out I was on the show with Nigel Farage, I’d leave and sue for racial negligence… but that’s just me. I’d say that I’m quite shocked that ITV is platforming a racist as a form of entertainment, but nothing really surprises me anymore
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8 months
So weird, when the Queen did this my whole life I thought it was normal. Now that King Prince Charles is doing it… I can see how absolutely ridiculous it’s always been, he’s sitting in a golden throne rocking stolen Indian jewels whilst his “people” are living in tents. Madness.
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King Charles announces that UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak's government will "continue to take action... to ease the cost of living for families"
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Okay, as a Black British, non-religious, Jewish-loving, Muslim-loving, descendant of slavery who believes in PEACE. I have to ask? If pro-Palestine comments are considered anti-Semitic, then aren’t pro-Israel comments considered Islamophobic? Does it not work both ways?
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I say this sincerely from the bottom of my heart. Any British person who is not white, and has dreams of having a successful career in the arts and entertainment, please, I’m begging you, get your visa and leave the U.K… 💕
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Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu
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That every BAFTA winner is White is NOT shocking. Its intentional to exclude and discriminate. So very...British. #BAFTAsowhite #BAFTA2023 @BAFTA
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3 months
First day at my new job. I’m a real character 😉
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5 years
I’m crying! My phones going crazy!!! Ahhh but I HAVE TO POINT OUT!!! That myself and @sophiedukebox are the FIRST BRITISH BLACK WOMEN to EVER be nominated for an Edinburgh @ComedyAwards (Sophie for best newcomer & myself for best show) ahh this is a fucking moment!!!!
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The man who used to make his female fans line up so he can sleep with them after his gigs in bathroom stalls, has the audacity to open his mouth to talk about feminism, I can’t... I cannot!!! 😒
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My babes Bisha couldn’t even get a channel 4 online blap commissioned, within less than a year of moving to America she’s now showrunning a marvel series..... Lol, brown girls, don’t let this country disrespect you please 😩😂😂
@MCU_Direct
MCU - The Direct
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Writer @bishakali will reportedly be the showrunner for @MarvelStudios ' live-action MS. MARVEL @DisneyPlus series!
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I’ve been asked to go on Newsnight tonight to talk about the BBC, but politely declined. I’ve never seen a productive and fair TV debate about race in the UK. And when it comes to this issue, there’s no debate for me. Having to justify why it was wrong feels like a step backwards
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6 years
Alex is super entitled, I feel like he just goes for every new girl that goes on the show simply because he believes it’s his turn. Ellie doesn’t actually owe him anything, but let’s be clear that girl still played him like a Nintendo DS Lite #LoveIsland
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4 years
Fuck anti-Semitism, what we’re not gonna do is disrespect my Jewish baes. Wiley is absolutely sick in the head, the man is mad... The people condoning his behaviour are also mad! Look 2020 has been enough already, let’s just treat Wiley like we all treat Katie Hopkins from now on
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3 years
In a world where the police can safely apprehend white male mass shooters. I would really like to know why a trained police officer assumed that the only way to deescalate a fight, where a 16 year old black girl had a knife, was to immediately shoot her dead. RIP #MakhiaBryant
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I’m gonna be real honest with you guys, George and Amal clooney said hello to me on my walk today, I’ve now evolved, I’m not the same person I once was.
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Mate, Like myself and a lot of black women Samira may very well have been bullied or teased by white ppl because of her naturally big lips. Only for big lips to now become desirable to white women and now a major paper INSISTS she has lip fillers! 😩😂 Mate life is so funny...
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2 years
In 2014 he sung “catch a N*gger by his toe” on camera whilst filming BBC top gear, didn’t apologise and got zero repercussions. Why would he apologise for this? The British media has always celebrated vile cretins like Jeremy Clarkson, why are we surprised at his actions now?
@JeremyClarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
2 years
Oh dear. I’ve rather put my foot in it. In a column I wrote about Meghan, I made a clumsy reference to a scene in Game of Thrones and this has gone down badly with a great many people. I’m horrified to have caused so much hurt and I shall be more careful in future.
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4 years
Lol! I don’t even know who needs to hear this but ladies, stop using shitty women’s razor’s to shave your legs and use men’s! I use a Gillette, my legs deserve the best a man can get.
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3 years
Katie Hopkins, Trump and now Piers Morgan all removed from their narcissistic hate filled platforms, I love this song!
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3 years
Anyone who sets their phone to ‘do not disturb’ before they go to bed hates humans and can’t be trusted in an emergency
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2 years
When you apply to become a police officer, they should make you take a racial bias test, and if your results come back happily-strip-search-a-black-underaged-schoolgirl-on-her-period-because-you-thought-she-might-smell-of-weed high; then you shouldn’t be allowed to get the job.
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5 years
LUPITA NYONG’O CAME TO WATCH MY SHOW TONIGHT!!!!! I HAVE DIED A DEATH AGAINNNMMNMM 🙈😩❤️ #EdFringe #ToCatchADick
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4 years
After Brexit the people need something to believe in again. #BakeOff
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5 years
Currently in Harrods about to get a hot stone massage because I have no children or mortgage
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4 years
Went wine tasting yesterday because I have no children and no mortgage.
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4 years
The content Britain needs 😍❤️👏🏾
@AlisonHammond
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Excited to announce that I'm working with @ITV to bring you Alison Hammond: Back To School! I'm on a journey to learn about black figures throughout the ages who have been overlooked in the pages of British history & I'll be exploring current teaching of history in our schools.
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It’s so much easier and way less hassle to not say anything. Accepting that you’ve been sexually assaulted is tough enough as it is, let alone having the guts to open up and tell someone, and then tell the whole world. These women are heroes. The hate I’m seeing is so upsetting.
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My Grandma Doreen and Grandad Bill were the first white people to adopt a black child (my dad) in the whole of Sussex. My grandma’s mother was a massive racist and disowned her for it, my grandmas friends stopped talking to her over it but she didn’t care. Love is Love
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2 years
Are we allowed to talk about the fact that Kanye West is an extreme narcissist displaying symptoms of regression, who truly believes that his personal problems are in fact WORLD issues that we should all care about, and when we don’t, he acts out purely for our attention?
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I don’t think the UK fully UNDERSTAND how much Black British talent are absolutely killing it in America, there’s sooo many of us doing epic EPIC things over here, I’ve seen a Black Brit pop up in pretty much all of my favourite US TV shows... it’s amazing..... it’s insulting.
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someone at offcom needs to change up the rules so that the N-word can’t just be said freely on TV in the daytime and on the news. It needs to be treated like a swearword, it’s worse than a swearword! I don’t know why anyone feels at ease saying it on TV. Especially white people.
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I moved to the US in Feb 2020…And I’m sure the fact that in almost 3 years (most of which were in a pandemic) I’ve had more success here than the entire span of my 12year comedy career in Britain, has NOTHING to do with systemic racism or how the British media views Black women!
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#ImACeleb A whole MATT HANCOCK is still in the jungle, the man was supposed to be in charge of your safety, he gambled with your lives, and selfishly put his own needs ahead of the will of the British public….but oh no, no, let’s get all the black women out first 🤮 ugh. Gross.
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I’m just gonna call it. I’m not actually enjoying this series of #LoveIsland feels like they’ve got the whole tone and vibe of the show so wrong this year... Theres no fun people in there and the drama (when it finally comes) isn’t entertaining at all it’s just a bit sad.
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Loool see UK! Even Sandra Oh said you lot are BEHIND! No diversity on the Killing Eve set, just her and 75 white people... so don’t tell meee about your “inclusive BAME schemes” mate! Where’s all the progress that’s been made?!
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London Hughes
4 years
Dear @BBCNews I’m gonna need to know why you lot felt it was perfectly fine for your white public paid news correspondent to say the word “NIGGER” and not “N-word” on national television at 10.33am in the morning. Please explain your thought process behind this.
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London Hughes
4 years
This just in. I now have braids that go all the way down to my arse crack and I’m afraid I’m even more attractive than you previously thought.
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Ugh, now I’m getting abuse from weirdo rape apologists. My mentions are a mess. I’ve only been back in the UK for 5 days and you lot are already stressing me out, this is why I live in Los Angeles. Support women and leave me alone please, thank youuuu
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London Hughes
5 years
Lol Every time I’m on tv, there’s always one sad person on this website calling me ‘Vile’ 🙄... Mate, I’m not Vile, Hitler was Vile... I’m just a confident, witty woman with a bum that looks insane in a pair of leggings! Sorry if my cuteness offends you but I really can’t help it
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London Hughes
2 years
When I get asked about the Lady Hussey royal family scandal live on television #TheLastLeg #WhereAreYouReallyFrom ? @Channel4
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London Hughes
4 years
A very important public service announcement to raise awareness for single women.
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London Hughes
8 months
My amazing Grandma Myrtle passed away this morning, she was 98 and forever the baddest babes in the game. I spoke about her in my stand-up, portrayed her in sketches and even wrote about her in my book, she was such a huge influence on my life. One of a kind. I’m heartbroken 💔
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In other news, me and Gina Yashere just teamed up and did a no holds barred interview for The Guardian. Two of the biggest Black female British comics in the game, who both left the UK and have careers in the U.S. lool We had A LOT to say 😎 you’ll see it soon.
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So beyond Happy to announce, that I AM STARRING IN MY OWN MOVIE 😩🙈🎬 it’s called “Hot Mess” it’s from the makers of “Girls Trip” and it’s loosely based on my life!!!!
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5 years
Shoutout to these Beyoncé Homecoming sweets I stole from Netflix yesterday, I bet they taste like talent 😍😩
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London Hughes
3 years
Guys! I have just bought a peloton bike, I’m now only an air fryer and a puppy away from becoming an LA basic bitch 😎✌🏾
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London Hughes
5 years
Lol! For all the comedians going up to the Fringe this year, I thought I’d drop this 3 Star review The telegraph gave Phoebe Waller Bridge’s FLEABAG when she did the Fringe in 2013 as a reminder that you’re a bad bitch and PEOPLE KNOW NOTHING!
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London Hughes
5 years
I can’t be on dating apps anymore, I was chatting to a dude who said he worked in the ‘Music industry’ but turns out his job was typing the correct numbers next to the songs on the Top 40 chart 🙃🤔
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London Hughes
9 months
@SammiePressdee What is wrong with you? delete this. How would you like it if I said I hooked up with your abuser, but he’s always been nice to me so, I don’t believe you babes, Innocent until proven guilty. 🤷🏽‍♀️ ….Ugh, nasty, disgusting. Shocking behaviour from you. 🤮🤮🤮
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London Hughes
2 years
Heartbroken 💔 we started out together, we were the hungry young kids running around London, always trying to get into the exclusive industry parties, he always had a camera in his hand. It was his purpose. He wanted to make something of himself. I’m so proud of you Jamal. 🌹
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London Hughes
5 years
Mate! Yewande is a real life SCIENTIST who looks like she walked straight off a New York fashion week runway, but noooo you men don’t want her! You’re all going crazy for the short blonde with poor language skills 🙄 #loveisland ... I can’t 🙈 this show is too triggering!
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London Hughes
7 months
Despite being Black and British and in the industry for 15 years I’ve never sold any shows in the UK…I’ve only been in America a few years, and as a newcomer I’ve sold 4 shows over there. This is not a coincidence, it’s about how Britain views Black stories and it’s very telling
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London Hughes
4 years
Welp! It only took 19,000 complaints, serious Twitter backlash and a member of BBC staff quitting his job!!! ....But we finally got what we should have had in the first place.... An apology..
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London Hughes
6 years
I’m on a packed tube, and a bearded Sikh man is sitting down with two empty seats next to him. I sit next to him and experience all the anxious and weird looks he’s getting. I’m getting weird looks now too. London do better mate. Sikh man keep doing your thing, you smell lovely
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London Hughes
2 years
It’s my mum’s 70TH BIRTHDAY today… 🥳🎉❤️✨ Proof that I should technically just lower my dating age range to 21 because I’m gonna have my face forever.
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London Hughes
4 years
Quick question.
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London Hughes
3 years
Hey hey guys, Listen, as a women who has 2 brothers and a father I know firsthand that men’s mental health is important 🙃 *but* by centering men’s wellbeing in an issue where women are being killed disproportionately by men, is kinda like “All lives mattering” this issue.
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