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WISE WIZARD
2 months
I, (The Wise Wizards unruliest son) am proud to announce orcfoot has taken the great big fools life this afternoon. He died peacefully in his sleep, facing 1000 nightmares. We request your mourning in this time, where we figure out what to do with his very radioactive corpse.
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11 months
coiugh cough... hey wise wizard fans.. i got a bad case of orc foot last week and its been spreading... oughhe..... thbe doctor says i have 1 week to live before i succmb tot he green virus... oughe...
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WISE WIZARD
5 months
False! This is actually my unruly son, Grognus, who has been bonded to the controller as punishment for his reckless abandon. Hope this helped.
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5 months
A practical facehugger on the set of ‘ALIEN: ROMULUS’
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7 months
mario: oh boy, time to go on another amazing quest in this here mushroom kingdom the wicked gumba:
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5 months
Wise Wziard Call-a-thon! I'll respond to all who call!
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WISE WIZARD
5 months
the experienced adventurer: hah! This cave shall be a breeze! the wicked grand goblin, recovering from his previous fight:
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1 year
Nothing better than a glass of #TheElixer ...🧪 Except maybe #Men 📷 #Yep #ImGay 📷
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1 year
yurp…….. might’ve just invented spell of slightly tastier burger…. You can thank me
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
no no.. no no no... My friend.. THe Wizard... no no... i can't.... but i must.......
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7 months
well I don’t think that’s okay personally
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WISE WIZARD
7 months
My dear friend 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 wizard 👅👅 has died in a 74 car pileup when they drove off the road specifically to hit him
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WISE WIZARD
10 months
That’s a normal sized coin Canadians are just really small
@HannahThibedeau
Hannah Thibedeau
10 months
1st Canadian coins unveiled with King Charles image. What do you think?
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4 months
they always ask me “why”se wizard and not “how”se wizard
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WISE WIZARD
7 months
Dude. this is funeral. Stop it. Show some respect.
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WISE WIZARD
7 months
The Wizard has beaten me with so many hammers and rocks and other trinkets on my poor soft skull but ist okay. greg has yet to throw ONE rock at my skull. thats why i am joining the #GregWizardWar on the side of my good friend " The Wunzard. "
@wizardsextape
The Wizard
7 months
As my old rival Greg nears me in followers, you must know I can no longer be THE wizard if I am not the most followed wizard. That means, yup, you guessed it. I will die. Who will you choose in the #GregWizardWar ? Remember, a follow for Greg is a vote for the Wizard to die...
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WISE WIZARD
10 months
“ so there’s a bunch of people on Twitter pretending to be entities “ “ oh, like the back rooms? “ “ no, it’s different, they’re pretending to be gnomes and stuff “ “ bro that would go viral if they add that “ 1/2
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WISE WIZARD
10 months
WIZE WIZARD READING LIST - THE NECRONOMICON - THE BOOK THATS ACTUALLY A BOX FULLED WITH ANTS - ZAGALTHORS SPELLS 101 FOR TYKES - THIS RAT I FOUND IN MY DESK
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6 months
My beautiful homonculus after I showed him a Dracula
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WISE WIZARD
6 months
things every man needs in his mancave - pool table - console - fridge - mysterious goblin of fortune
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WISE WIZARD
4 months
we should do a wizard twitter meet up where we all meet up and fight to the death and the last one standing gets all of our accounts and a monopoly on wizard twitter
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
type of shit ive been up to
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WISE WIZARD
10 months
me: oh boy! Time for a delectable glass of water! The accursed sink goblin, ready to ask me it’s riddles three:
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WISE WIZARD
9 months
the horrid Tiger Warrior approaches….. choose you are next move carefully.
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
JOBS WIZARDS WANTED THEN - - PARTY MEMBER ⚔️ - SPELL TEACHER 🔥 - QUEST GIVER 🗻 - SAGE 📕 JOBS WIZARDS WANT NOW - - GOONOMANCER 🥛 - MULTIPLE RATS 🐀🐀 - SKIBIDI TOILET 🚽 - THE BLUE 🟦 W or L?
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
hey guys meet my original character the wizard
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7 months
@wizardsextape this isnt a bot this is actually my private account for your information.
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WISE WIZARD
2 years
BALL EXPLODING SPELL, EXPLODE THIS GUYS BALLS!
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
little known wise wizard fact - ITS ESCAPED OH MY FUCKING GOD
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
Ok this is too much. ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗮 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱. ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱. ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝗺𝗺𝘆 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱 ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗚𝗶𝗹𝗹-𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱.
@IAmARealMage
WISE WIZARD
1 year
twitters unrolling a new sponsorship by Dracula system and they’re letting me beta test it ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗮 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱.
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
FRIENDLY WIZARD REMINDER - Nazis are NOT wizardly
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WISE WIZARD
11 months
Sorry liberals…. The only “ LGBTQ “ I’ll indorse is LETS GRAB THE BIG BLUE FREAKS TRUNK Q
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
Child, for mocking my appearance, I sentence you to a life of goo!
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
The jolly warrior…. The most powerful being
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7 months
one thousand Folloiwer.... But at What Cost? In celebration i will be put in a hole
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WISE WIZARD
11 months
well fuck you too buddy.
@AnimeBibleVerse
Moe Bible Verses ✝️
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WISE WIZARD
10 months
those are very clearly goblins. Please don’t lie
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
beautiful….. love wins.
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1 year
it happened again
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WISE WIZARD
4 months
mothers day?? m-maybe you missed it! I dont know where all your mother has gone! *gurgles and rubs my mother sized belly* ouuughe.... Yep.. No scrumptious looking mothers around here!
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WISE WIZARD
2 years
hocuse pocnus
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
no one thanked me…….. feeling #hogfever ……
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1 year
yurp…….. might’ve just invented spell of slightly tastier burger…. You can thank me
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1 year
i just heard about jeff the killer is this real
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
I think the bag of one thousand million gazillion horrid evil nasty ghosts shouldn’t be sealed away.
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WISE WIZARD
10 months
HOG IDEA
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WISE WIZARD
2 years
@ShortbutFeral If I saw one o’ those things in there I’d just grab it and put it into my pockets no questions asked
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GOBLINS
@yanti8ve
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1 year
exposing Woman Mage ( @woman_mage ) last night woman mage sent me SCARY images and i cried so hard and woman mage CONTINUED to send me scary images and it was so freaking scary can we get woman mage cancelled trending thanks
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WISE WIZARD
9 months
hey guys I won’t be able to post for the next few years
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WISE WIZARD
9 months
I could beat a tarrasque. Easily. I could get it in a headlock. Wouldn’t even know what hit it.
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WISE WIZARD
11 months
this is a fucking beauitful image… the serene freak highlighted and being peaceful while a war continues behind him…. You idiot followers of mine who I hate so much and always get into wars could learn a thing or two
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1 year
I MADE HIM REAL… MY GREATESR CREATION! RISE!
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WISE WIZARD
10 months
I don’t fuckin know man. Stop asking me this stuff. I just wanna golf
@iamufohunter
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10 months
You woke up in the middle of the night and saw this guy staring at you . what would be your reaction ? #ufotwitter #disclosure #UFOs
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how the wicked terrible immortal lich stares at you before casting 27 lighting spells on your cleric
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WISE WIZARD
11 months
coiugh cough... hey wise wizard fans.. i got a bad case of orc foot last week and its been spreading... oughhe..... thbe doctor says i have 1 week to live before i succmb tot he green virus... oughe...
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
a naked girl can get one billion likes.... how many for our big freaks in blue?
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
just crafted this homunculus what do you guys think his political opinions should be
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WISE WIZARD
6 months
leaked Pic of the woke King of the Northern Swamps….. lol…….. got the vaccine and had to be tubed… go woke go broke
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WISE WIZARD
10 months
‘THE SIMPSONS’ has reportedly Bart. (Source: @Variety )
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10 months
“ and here’s the big blue freak “
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2 years
@Master_eh doesn't matter!!! they all go in my stew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WISE WIZARD
2 years
got this pic of my friends while we were out. They a lil weird but they chill
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
this thing is what kills all wizards over the age of 30.. ‘yurp.
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1 year
THIS is what wizard NATO wants…. Prettyyy fucked up…
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10 months
I summoned them. I am amassing a great and terrible army
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1 year
Invented this shape yesterday. No biggie.
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1 year
RELATABLE!!!
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
I once tried this on myself and got sicker
@SmurfsMovie
The Smurfs Movie
13 years
All The Smurfs filmmakers send Steve good wishes and the healing power of Smurf magic! http://t.co/BqDfHZe http://t.co/IBP6fpa
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WISE WIZARD
7 months
so long…. Old friend….. takes epic whiff of roger and klaus bong in the wizards memory and as I look up to the sky I seee him winking at. Me
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@wizardsextape
The Wizard
7 months
I have to go away forever now. Please savor my final potion. #WizardsDemise
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11 months
I want to pass this stairwell but this powerful deity of some sort threatens to take me back to the past to play some shitty games that suck ass if I do
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11 months
Markiplier after I dip him in the evil sludge
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
does anyone know what to do with my beheaded beast. its just kind of been rotting in storage and i don't have any spells that need " head of beast "
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2 years
beautiful…. What all wizards yearn for…. A bountiful harvest….
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10 months
his ass is always in some sort of situation
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1 year
the homunculus after I cast spell of fireball on it
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1 year
I just failed a experiment and this fucking thing crawled out of the cauldron goop what the fuck
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Wizards don’t even use eye of newt in potions we just suckle on them a bit
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11 months
have you guys seen this
@kalynnkoury
kalynn
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am i the only one that’s seeing this video? this kid in walmart is insane
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1 year
Grabs you by the shoulders begins shaking you “ THEY’RE AFTER ME “
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
A WORTHY CHALLENGE…
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1 year
how I be…….. real ones fw this…
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1 year
WISE WIZARD THE MOVIE IS IN THEATRES NOW....MANY MAGES AND SKELETONS AND ALL SORTS HAVE WORKED ON THIS FILM.....?? PLEASE LEAVE YOUR REVIEW IN THE COMMENTS I WILL NOT EXPLODE ANYONE WHO SAYS ITS BAD WITH MY MIND I PINKY PROMISE
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
may we never forget Gruntulock the giant, who eased human and giant peace relations before accidentally eating a few humans or two, they just fell into his mouth, I swear on it.
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1 year
my political stance is that everyone should be put in a evil green bubbling pot
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WISE WIZARD
9 months
just made this little doodle, just kinda messin about and made this hahah. New character. Thought he might have like, a wacky family. Just my little idea lol
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
You get what you deserve.
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1 year
if you see him please return him to me he's my son
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
this beauitful angel appeared to me last night and instructed me on his ways…….. thank yougod #blessed #grateful #boilingdogs
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2 years
this is FUCKED UP. this shouldn't be allowed. as a wizard council member i deem this FUCKED and SICK. it can continue.
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WISE WIZARD
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we are only 4 weeks into 2024 and yet we already have some DANK memes!!!
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1 year
they're sending me to the roblox trenches
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WISE WIZARD
10 months
runs up and points at you like this
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WISE WIZARD
10 months
for me it’s already a dating site man every time I post thousands of beautiful women find my address and dm me and shit and like supermodels and they wanna go on dates and I gotta like push em away and say no and shit man it sucks
@Mediaite
Mediaite
11 months
Elon Musk Declares 'X' Will Be a 'Fully-Fledged' Dating Site Within The Year: Report
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1 year
just caught this thing in my rope trap. Nature is healing. ❤️
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WISE WIZARD
7 months
“░L░I░N░K░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░” link to what. What arcane secrets do you hide from me. YOU CANT HIDE IT FOREVER
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saw this beautiful large ape of some sort stomping on a kobold…. #lovewins
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1 year
fhe wise wizard if he was “ so retro “
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1 year
god of war: (cough) did we beat the big blue freak son of war: no father, that was dracula
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WISE WIZARD
1 year
this is the the good goblin, Snit. Say hi to snit:
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WISE WIZARD
11 months
how orcs feel after realising TNT explodes and they shouldn’t stand near it
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1 year
Fairies when they see a small toad outside their house ( they can’t leave or it’ll eat them )
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1 year
throwback to the people who threw water bottles at kid cudi 💀
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SPELL OF TIGER ATTACK ON UNSUSPECTING PERSON GO
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