It hath been askèd of me if I would be okay with mine visage being drawn. To which I respond: of course! I would love that!
Here is mine image currently, which I hath stolen from D&D art.
Fantasy Twitter:
-Shakespearean English fellows
-ALL CAPS SHAKESPEAREAN ENGLISH FELLOW
-ALL CAPS MOTHERFUCKER!!!
-all lowercase guy!!!
-third person guy
-a rat that speaks normally
//Originally created this account as a joke because the Paladin said “evil-doers dni” and hates skeletons. Now I’ve found an entire community of like-minded people, have had people draw my character, had character arcs and lore… and I’m about to hit 400 followers. Tysm
Skeleton fact
#5
: sometimes, skeletons will randomly gather into a large bone pile that is a pain to clean up. Nobody knoweth why. 'Tis simply a strange urge that willt overtake us that will have us converge into a pile.
Follow for more skeleton facts!
Skeleton fact
#3
: many ask how skeletons can see without eyes. To which I ask: is that really what thou carest about? A sentient fucking skeleton is right in front of thee, and thou asketh how we can SEE??? We are fucking MAGIC!!! What doth thou EXPECTETH???
(me in a few years trying to get a job)
employer: so yeah we need to see your social media accounts
me: ok yeah here you go
(a few minutes later)
employer: so what is "
#doomedwizardyaoi
"?
me:
GOOD AND EVIL-DOERS ACROSS THE REALM.
WE HATH A COMMON ENEMY.
THE DAWNBREAKER HATH SLAIN MY FRIEND
THE FALSE SUN KILLS
WE SHALL WAGE WAR AGAINST THE FALSE SUN!
//OOC rant
Ironically, when the sun got brighter, the Enchanted Forest, which used to be one of the last whimsical corners of Twitter, has grown darker. Fantasy Twitter was never meant to be dark fantasy, it was supposed to be whimsical high fantasy. Now all the whimsy is gone.
THE COUNCIL DOTH GATHER AN ARMY!
Reply with the Flag of Evil if thou willt join the Council’s Army of Evil!
Thou willst be added to a list and called upon when the time for War arrives.
Ok I say we decide canon via democracy
IS THE SUN BACK OR NOT? WHICH WOULD BE BETTER FOR THE STORY?
Cast thy vote and we’ll just go off of that I guess. Too confusing.
I JUST STABBED SEVERAL DIFFERENT PEOPLE AT THIS PARTY WOOOOOOO
THIS WILL NOT LEAVE A MARK ON MINE REPUTATION AS A POLITICIAN AT ALL
REPLY IF THOU GOT STABBED HAHA I BE HAVING SO MUCH FUN
PARTY AT WIZARD FREDERICK’S TOWER TONIGHT 🎉 OPEN TO ALL CREATURES OF THE ENCHANTED FOREST 🌈🦄(BYOP!! The alchemical lab is OFF LIMITS) (Cover charge is a spell scroll but bring two just in case bc if I already have it I’m turning you away)
BE THERE!!🔮🧙♂️
I must put active effort into not incorporating words like “thou” and “doth” and “hath” into mine active speech outside of this account
I hath already given up on saying “tis”
My fellow members of Medieval Twitter, what are thy hobbies?
Besides doing evil and burning villages and such, I enjoy cartography and writing. I hath many maps and tomes of history I have accrued over mine immortal life.
The evil council is accepting submissions for a logo!
(So I hath been told by an anonymous messenger. Council? What Council? I know not of any Council!)
Requirements for logo:
-evil