Maks @HumAllahHey Twitter profile

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Maks

@HumAllahHey

4 months

My French girlfriend having her last cigarette before we both die in a tragic car accident….

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4 months

Non binary friend group be like Sztaba Arczi Klamer Primosz Abi

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4 months

DATE NIGHT WITH THE WIFE☺️

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3 months

ME AND MY BABY!!! AT THE BEACH!!!!!!!!!

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MEOW

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3 months

Michael Jackson?

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@HumAllahHey

5 months

@urtypeofm3tal "Im so full" so full of bangers! Another great tweet from my girlfriend:) -Maksym

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@HumAllahHey

4 months

Theyre fucking executing me tomorrow morning btw 🫦🫁

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@HumAllahHey

5 months

Sorry for white boying JESZCZE RAZ

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@HumAllahHey

5 months

Guess who’s out kicking ass and slaying pussy. Or something

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@HumAllahHey

3 months

Filet z dorsza w cieście piwnym……..

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@HumAllahHey

4 months

Shopping queens……

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@HumAllahHey

4 months

Of course I know all the MLP ponies names. I am a boy but I’m not dumb.

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@HumAllahHey

3 months

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOM GETTING HER CLOTHES FROM

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@HumAllahHey

1 month

WIFE made butter chicken curry (with tofu instead of chicken) FILLED tortillas and they’re SO GOOD I’m going to FUCKING CRY

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@HumAllahHey

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@HumAllahHey

9 months

NOOOOOOOOIOO

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@HumAllahHey

2 months

Im wine drunk right now and want to share some stuff! Matylda moved in with me! Weve been together for four months now!! And I have a job! Im a fucking babysitter! Lots of interesting stuff happening.. don’t have time for twitter recently.. I hope all is well w you guys..love you

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@HumAllahHey

1 month

Yall fuck w the spice cabinet?😈

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@HumAllahHey

6 months

Me recently + WYDRY Z ZOO W ŁODZI!!!!!!!

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@HumAllahHey

2 months

Not the stepfather but the father that stepped up🫡

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@HumAllahHey

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@HumAllahHey

1 month

Przyszły student kultury i praktyki tekstu… edytorstwa i sztuki pisania… do was mówi… bez odbioru… pzdr…

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@HumAllahHey

3 months

Morfina….. on her little backyard adventure..

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@HumAllahHey

5 months

What do you guys think about this

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@HumAllahHey

3 months

Ja i Matylda tak rozmawiamy

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3 months

this Image Changed my Life

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@HumAllahHey

6 months

@urtypeofm3tal You know who didnt dodge a bullet though

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@HumAllahHey

2 months

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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@HumAllahHey

6 months

ME TODAY!

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@HumAllahHey

6 months

The smiths

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@HumAllahHey

2 months

Just got brutally attacked. By a MONSTER. In the emergency room right now. Please send prayers my way

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@HumAllahHey

6 months

Minęły jakieś dwa lata a ja ciagle wyglądam jak ten gościu

cudowne fotografie

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6 months

od @yoppusoswiecony

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@HumAllahHey

4 months

No, *puts my hand on your hand and looks into your eyes* OUR body tea.

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@HumAllahHey

7 months

Was about to go for a walk but a documentary about Meryl Streep is playing on the TV and now I’m stuck

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@HumAllahHey

6 months

(Coming up to a gay couple) so which one of you is Dan and which is Phil

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@HumAllahHey

5 months

Wchodzę do tego auta i instruktorka pierwsze co mówi to 'Co bozia wzrostu nie dała😂😂' DAMN GIRL and why you so cunty……

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@HumAllahHey

6 months

When your circle small but yall crazy 😂😅

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@HumAllahHey

3 months

TYCHY MENTION🔥🔥🔥🔥

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3 months

Poland Tychy. Yep this is a slide

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@HumAllahHey

4 months

beautiful angel princess

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4 months

i have to be kept at a safe distance from conan o'brien at all times

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@HumAllahHey

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WIFE

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@HumAllahHey

6 months

Hejterzy myśleli ze nie zdążę… nie wiedzieli ze zło nie śpi……

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1 month

Dostałem się na uj i rodzice kupili mi to na prezent

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@HumAllahHey

5 months

Stopped wearing my binder idgaf

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@HumAllahHey

7 months

ZDANY ZA TRZECIM!!!!!

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@HumAllahHey

7 months

EGZAMIN NA PRAWO JAZDY NIEZDANY ZA PIERWSZYM RAZEM!!

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@HumAllahHey

4 months

Moze i jestem maly ale czuje w mojej duszy ze jakbym spotkał takiego goscia to bym dostal sily ktora dostaja tylko matki jak widzą że ich dziecko wpada pod samochód. Straciłby przynajmniej dwa palce

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4 months

boy shut the hell up

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@HumAllahHey

1 month

Myslicie ze on jest biseksem

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1 month

shooter might’ve missed but you know who never did? blur

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@HumAllahHey

6 months

Asking the real questions

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@HumAllahHey

5 months

Mój tata powiedział: Lubię rzucać. I lubię łapać:)

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@HumAllahHey

2 months

I will hold all of you dear to my heart forever… I want nothing but the best for all of you and everyday Im hoping we will one day rejoice and be seen as one. Godspeed to all you life travelers- all paths are right if your heart is.

Maks

@HumAllahHey

2 months

Im wine drunk right now and want to share some stuff! Matylda moved in with me! Weve been together for four months now!! And I have a job! Im a fucking babysitter! Lots of interesting stuff happening.. don’t have time for twitter recently.. I hope all is well w you guys..love you

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@HumAllahHey

2 months

Chilled in the kitchen of a city tomb

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@HumAllahHey

6 months

This is what you are and it’s draining for the people around you

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@HumAllahHey

3 months

Herbatka got me acting quite polite!

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@HumAllahHey

6 months

Seeing a beautiful girl reading a book and opening with "You can read? Wow.."

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@HumAllahHey

5 months

Tak się czuję jak wysyłam e-maile do mojego prawnika

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@HumAllahHey

4 months

Brama słońca……

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4 months

What is the most beautiful building on Earth?

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@HumAllahHey

4 months

#goals #tumblr #darkacademia #honordaballsack #coffee

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@HumAllahHey

2 months

"Dorosły człowiek zaraz idziesz do pracy i gilasz?" - Żona sprzeciwia się porannemu łaskotaniu.

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@HumAllahHey

4 months

Matylda mi pokazała jak udaje ze je kamienie

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9 months

Lol sorry. And hi👋

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@HumAllahHey

6 months

(Unziping your pants and wiggling my fingers) Don't mind if I do...

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@HumAllahHey

7 months

Say hi to the little guy

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@HumAllahHey

7 months

Dziewczyny…… Nie wszystkie na raz……

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@HumAllahHey

3 months

Gdybym usłyszał bociana na polu w nocy to bym sie chyba zrzygał ze strachu

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@HumAllahHey

2 months

I got the kid to sleep for the first time at my babysitting job. This is incredible

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@HumAllahHey

4 months

Oh! Haha sorry Camila noooo I wasnt biting it..... Noooo I just licked it a little sooorry I thought thats what it was made for.... I can bring you some more ice from the kitchen if you want! Haha dont look at me like that Camila I know you want to nibble at it!!!!

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@HumAllahHey

5 months

Do you guys think that in 20 years Family Guy will be irrelevant enough for a guy to get away with naming his newborn son Stewie now. I consciously took a screenshot of this tweet and got so fucking scared of the flash sound my stomach dropped

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@HumAllahHey

2 months

1000 friends Billions must smile Love is the answer

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@HumAllahHey

4 months

Kiedy ona paraliżuje mój ośrodek sumienia fluidem skupionej w niej woli milionów😂😂

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@HumAllahHey

5 months

9 things about me CAUSE WHY NOT! HUGE FEAR: Fear! GENDER: Man? SEXUALITY: Bi HEIGHT: Like 5ft 4 SHOE SIZE: 38 EYE COLOR: Blue I think! FAV FRUIT: Love all of them FAV MOVIE: La haine, Ikiru FAV DRINK: Water or coffee

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5 months

9 things abt meeee :pp HUGE FEAR: doctors/hospitals/heights GENDER: guy SEXUALITY: aroacespec gay poly HEIGHT: 170 SHOE SIZE: 40 EYE COLOR: bluegreyish FAV FRUIT: yellow raspberries FAV MOVIE: idk FAV DRINK: coke zero probs

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@HumAllahHey

4 months

Witkacy... Witek.. Witusiek... Witttttttkacyyy IM SOOO DRUNKKKK WITKACYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 @Witkiewicz

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@HumAllahHey

4 months

Whats up sun lookers?! Whats up passion drinkers?! Whats up love worshippers?! Whats up jazzy groovers?!

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@HumAllahHey

5 months

a selfie to juz polubicie. chuje cipy.. i osoby pizdowskie..

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@HumAllahHey

5 months

POWIEDZCIE MI JAK SIĘ MACIE

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@HumAllahHey

3 months

Rozpoznaj ptaka po głosie - Poziom ŁATWY

Dzisiejszy film to quiz, który ma na celu sprawdzić swoją wiedzę na temat odgłosów, które na co dzień słyszymy. Miłej zabawy! Przepraszam za błąd w nazwie ła...

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@HumAllahHey

8 months

Jestem najseksowniejszy i gdybym był wysoki to byłoby po was. Na szczęście mam 163cm wiec możecie spac spokojnie

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