valerie 🍏⭐️ @appleeater5000 Twitter profile

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blur

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shooter might’ve missed but you know who never did? blur

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*at my wedding* mom: who’s that?? me: that’s oomf 😭😭😭

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there’s no fucking way

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THANK YOU ENGLAND

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THANK YOU ICELAND

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i like the girls that do drugs girls with cigarettes in the back of the club

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@unbreakopal literally have never been more terrified of a person in my life especially since his own family says he looks like jay slater

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girl stop i honestly to god thought this was a picture of a blur photoshoot

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Trainspotting (1996)

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@thomsahh @kryfsayshi @A_Wet_liver france in bio

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hmmmm who can spot what’s weird here

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damon albarn at 56

Pop Base

@PopBase

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Prince William turns 42.

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donald trump - 34 convictions and ugly damon albarn - 0 convictions and beautiful

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@le_monm @The_Pequod_

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damon albarn… aging like milk… if you don’t leave these grown men alone my god

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@unbreakopal let’s all remind the audience that he’s BRITISH as well

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nobody else in britpop matched pulp’s freak i’m afraid

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Pulp merch from 1996

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i support polyamory

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@lillithofnine do you not know who craicboimental is

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graham coxon has died

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i genuinely hate that goddamn tooth drives me up the fucking wall

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if blur disbands before i get to see them in concert im killing myself im so serious

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lucyfree 🦋

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autism is when youre upside down

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@kobychill i really don’t give a fuck koby

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enough time has passed

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A 15-year-old boy has been hospitalized after attempting the dangerous TikTok trend, Beetlebumming.

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25 days

is this how you lot see matty healy or something

lexi🪻౨ৎ

@dazzl1ngstarlet

25 days

find it soooo interesting that everyone attacked matty and taylor for dating matty when he’s a known leftist and calls trump out but now there’s silence when she’s dating a man with known trump supporters leading her to be silent about this whole election

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shut up and fix that horrendous haircut you absolute wanker

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Unboxing the new blur Live at Wembley triple vinyl... What a beauty! @blurofficial #blur

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nobody MOVE

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why would you hand this man a baby

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this reads like some fanfic shit

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“i wish i was in the 90s without all these GAYS” these are your favs btw

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yall piss me off so bad i wish damon never apologized

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Billie bringing out Albarn in 2022 (Coachella) after he said "Taylor doesn't write her own songs" and compared her to Billie.

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liam you ungrateful bastard

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@bigfatmoosepssy i bet he thanked the lord up and down with tears in his eyes the first time he hit that falsetto

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who the fuck did YOUR hair

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4 bangers more me follow

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you sure it was a fan?

Oasis Mania

@OasisMania

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An Oasis fan painted a portrait of Noel Gallagher 🎨

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@deaft0n4s @ahabforpele @inholyflux_ oh brother

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show me the place where he inserted the bullet

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@xiu_shoegaze i’m going to hurt myself

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are we being serious here

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FUCK 😭😭😭

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the bookish blur in 1990 before they turned into sweaty rock pigs

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“if you break that door gene gallagher stops making music”

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this fucking bob

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ohhh ok

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my phone is glitching from all the notifs please calm down anyways here’s a gif of damon albarn and graham coxon being bffs

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@_its_anna_lol liam being a fake friend to damon albarn despite damon supporting him

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melanie martinez is a piece of shit rapist and anyone who supports her needs to get out of my face

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you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog !

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@traviscottswag literally was going to write more to make more jokes but decided that what i said was sufficient enough

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@myironlunglover like most britpop musicians especially the ones they showed are very vehemently against homophobia also right below that them showing a blm protest.. we’re in hell actually

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@deaft0n4s @ahabforpele @inholyflux_ tbf her dad’s last name is literally LAYCOCK and i would change that the moment i could even if i loved him

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@evermoresivy honestly yeah because this was my letterboxd review

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you’ll never believe what song plays here

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@TheCosmeticLane

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Butt Implants are a great alternative for someone who doesn’t have enough fat to do BBL/Fat Transfer. However, you do run the risk of them looking very obvious if you select something that may be too large for your size/lose weight/don’t add anything for additional volume.

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@crocken @inthefade i take it you’re jealous that daft punk didn’t play at your house

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cameron picton because of what he's been through and he's still smiling

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hamas deserves to blow these creatures off the map just for this alone really the worst of the worst in every imaginable way

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so obsessed with knowing that rose follows this account aw

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@HopzzJuicy you eat perfume for breakfast?

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oh deserved

Ally~~September

@Fanhere_90

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Thom, Justine, and Brett posing for the 1994 NME Awards. The same award ceremony has inspired Thom Yorke to write “Karma Police” after Damon Albarn, Justine, and Brett kicked him out of the dinner party and bullied him because of his haircut.

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if you want to talk about some real bad aging then just look at your parents and know you’re next on the block then damn

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what is in the water in manchester girls are always fightinggggg

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the new order like is taking me out 😭

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all that money and he can’t fucking dress

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this whole discourse around holy holy by geordie greep proves to me that no matter what many of you still think any song a musician releases must be from personal experiences and can't be from storytelling

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@bombardyrnw and it’s damon albarn of course of course !

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why did oomf get 15+ tickets to imagine dragons what’s going on

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@beIaIugosi carole needs to get behind me immediately they need to leave her alone

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alex james you’ll die by my hand one day but wearing that oasis shirt made me laugh

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his inability to be charming, interesting, and talented despite being good looking, having a decent voice, and fine guitar playing skills needs to be studied his lack of substance is incredible

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this brought a tear to my eye but like negatively

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@itsthedare everything is always sex sex sex with you harrison why not make a song about butterflies or altruism or watching the sun set and realizing everything will be okay in the end even if it’s not right now

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you got to be on another level of jealousy and delusion..

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u guys think anything is amazing

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this is actually an amazing photo

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fun is over

adam hann shady facts

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the 1975

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oh i’m sure

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@unbreakopal i’d just accept it like yeah sure this evil guy from southampton named geordie isn’t real whatever sure i don’t care anymore

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there’s a joke here

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i’m seated. the security guards at wembley are scared and asking me to leave because ‘the reunion hasn’t officially been announced yet’ but i’m simply too seated.

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I GOT TICKETS

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@eternalgamerer this implies that squid is an inferior band and they’re not at all

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good tweet or bad

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let’s work it out on the remix

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whenever someone compares g*ne to damon or graham

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@ogg_steven_fan @blurfanclub @ginadeuters @grahamcoxon @Johnnydeppjc that’s embarrassing to admit

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yeah you definitely know a lot about manipulation, indoctrination, and abuse, sean

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Wokism is not a religion it’s a full blown cult. I’m starting to realize we have to treat its members as victims of manipulation, indoctrination and abuse.

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@themesfromretro that’s his man

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@flopmidi they really do think that damn taylor album is the best thing since sliced bread huh

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found a hat for me

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graham coxon if blur never took off

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this image is hard but it’s not as hard as haha well my peanits

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buying things for my ungrateful cousins but i got new glasses and a lollipop so idgaf

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just found out that liam and noel have a sister?? guess you could call her oa-sis

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this is the REAL pop bible

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@flopmidi This is one of the worst pieces of music made this century let’s not speak on one of the ACTUAL pop bibles loose hole bottoms are getting too brave

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