Derek Kettering @HonDKettering Twitter profile

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Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

8 months

Mr. and Mrs. Div

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Derek Kettering

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2 months

@skeeterbronson_ This is gayer than having sex with a man

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@HOWDYBlTCH He’s not pretending the fact that he hates women?

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2 months

For y’all haters out there, I’m engaged.

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3 months

Peter Millar this Peter Millar that. Why don’t you Loro on some Piana

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2 months

@yacineMTB It’s for middle school kids with a raspberry pi

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9 months

@Ransinho1 @MCsGrimReaper @VLONEPREDATOR Lemme guess ur from Lagos Niggeria

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2 months

@electricfloors @Muhsoci0factors I mean he’s in the state of New York. Literally voted for this

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4 months

White boi summer is buying your gf an ostrich leather bag

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2 months

@crotchner2 This is better

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6 months

Hot boy summer begins now

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10 days

@HOWDYBlTCH @Howlingmutant0 He’s literally the master of his craft. Hard to find someone who writes better tweets than Howling

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Derek Kettering

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6 months

Ring shopping

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Derek Kettering

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7 months

Hot and insufferable

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Derek Kettering

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6 months

Liking the weather

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Derek Kettering

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5 months

@JamesCageWhite

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Derek Kettering

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8 months

“Pookie and Jett”

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@CaudilloXIV Bruins

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5 months

Work is overrated

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7 months

Current state of fintwit

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Derek Kettering

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5 months

Good afternoon

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Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

4 months

@Lookingtooclose @unbasedsavage Dude’s from Long Beach. Probably a registered sex offender

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Derek Kettering

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8 months

Made love 6 times in the past 48 hours. I’m still a youngin. Got that dawg in me.

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4 months

Damn

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6 months

Mrs. Div in town

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5 months

Good times

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Derek Kettering

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11 months

Nor did I expect to see a mutual’s dick pic. This did not age well.

Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

11 months

Did not expect to see actual boobs in a twitter gc. This site is a wonder

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Derek Kettering

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7 months

A lot going on right now

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Derek Kettering

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7 months

When gf hotboxes with ya

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Derek Kettering

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4 months

Happy Juneteenth! Good day to hit the links!

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Derek Kettering

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8 months

Anorexia this anorexia that. I refer to the condition as tastefully thin

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Derek Kettering

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9 months

Me and my boys coming out of the Jew Tunnel

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10 months

@palantirbull1 Brent not sounding like an absolute f*g challenge: impossible

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6 months

Daily reminder to always treat your girl

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Derek Kettering

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2 months

Go white mules

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Why do people wear shirts of colleges they didn’t attend? It makes 0 fucking sense

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Derek Kettering

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2 months

@Stone_tossers @fagelsmb ate the burger then vanished into thin air

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Derek Kettering

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5 months

Lesbian porn is the only genre of porn straight men should watch. Only in such instances, the viewer’s not cucked by picturing having sex with the actress.

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Derek Kettering

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11 months

I’m “gay” but I only fuck hot women

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Derek Kettering

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6 months

@ShirionOrg @BillAckman

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Derek Kettering

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5 months

I’m so drunk on a Monday afternoon that I can barely use correct syntax. Sneaking out early for a fake doctor’s appointment to get wasted sums up my Gen Z traits

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Derek Kettering

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5 months

@Emmmyalluu @ninamdrama @WuWei113 You literally have an Onlyfans

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Derek Kettering

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3 months

My girl’s 0.2% Zimbabwean wearing her sneakers

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Derek Kettering

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2 months

That’s a lot of fat and protein dear

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Derek Kettering

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1 year

Some divvy posting

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Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

10 months

My HSBC banker after she charges me 2% commission on buying shitty bonds

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2 months

@EYakoby @BillAckman

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2 months

NYC is perfect for NEETs

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5 months

Sorry, we can’t be friends. You have to much melanin in your nipples.

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2 months

@xbtGBH Thank you for making my day. Retardio

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2 months

@PhaedraXTeddy Heartbreaking 💔 Fuck the Hans

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Derek Kettering

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2 months

Pissed cuz my 5’11 fiancé tryna look taller than me

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Derek Kettering

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18 days

More Nobel laureates tonight than half of your SEC conference combined

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2 months

@a_musingdog Bring back the cat.

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Derek Kettering

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7 months

@kodiover I watch porn with my gf. Very healthy and hot

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Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

3 months

@GarbageHuman24 banger

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Derek Kettering

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6 months

@cavamarxist @Hemingplay @haramcart Not genocide if we are only beheading commies

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Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

7 months

Good morning ☀️

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Derek Kettering

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2 months

Incredibly qualified socialist poets should not be receiving SNAP. She’s missing out not rug pulling with 20k followers

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Derek Kettering

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4 months

Peasants and PETA won’t appreciate this

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Derek Kettering

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6 months

@bschoolboogaloo Nepotism >>

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Derek Kettering

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24 days

@JohnGroyp_33 Yuh. Stopped doing that shit when I was 16

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Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

5 months

My girl in my dirty sweatshirt

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Derek Kettering

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6 months

Gf just said she wants to have a hundred babies with me; perfect concoction of our genes. Scared me a little. Is this CRINGE or SWEET?

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Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

2 months

Poodle man in sight

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Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

5 months

Wow it’s that simple?

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Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

11 months

@parachutesko2 删了又拉下脸加回来复合才是真的爱过

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Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

3 months

Same outfit 🤔

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Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

2 months

@nikicaga This is the way

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6 months

Gmgmgmgm

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Derek Kettering

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1 year

I actually do look like this except my hair is brunet and have curls

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Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

7 months

I look like a 24 year old male Gio Scotti without a buccal fat removal

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Derek Kettering

@HonDKettering

8 months

Beating my twink allegations

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Derek Kettering

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2 months

If one desires to ensure that their progeny maintain the familial and cultural values emblematic of affluent American society, consider enrolling them in institutions where such values are implicitly upheld, where students can pursue their academic endeavors free from the