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Columnist @CNN . Morning editor @katiecouric . Talk @papercutsshow . Autocorrect to American English. Happy to chat.

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3 years
Update: I got a distinction 🤓🤯
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3 years
I just finished a graduate diploma in law at City University. In the last three weeks I’ve done seven 24-hour exams, in each of which I wrote 4,500 words of legal analysis. I finished each exam a few hours early to go to work, so it came to 31,500 words in less than six days.
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Just boarded a 3-hour flight. A man in the queue ordered me to "sit down" v brusquely before moving further down the plane. The woman next to me asked what had happened. I replied "he was a bit rude." He has returned and is now sitting between us. He and the woman are married.
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4 years
Who had "duck army" on 2020 bingo?
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China may send 100,000 ducks to Pakistan to battle locust swarms. Pakistan has declared an emergency saying locust numbers were the worst in more than two decades. A single duck can eat more than 200 locusts a day, more effective than pesticides: expert
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Update: we were all scrupulously polite for the entire flight and are now ignoring each other on the shuffle bus
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Piers: wanna make it interesting
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Another day feeling seen
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@missgeorgieanne I've never pretended to read with such fervor, George!
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5 years
Two women just had sex in the Wetherspoons toilet cubicle next to mine, I declare this weekend officially open
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Eating disorders have the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric illness, yet NHS provision for eating disorder sufferers is woeful - even when they are on the brink of death. Please, please - sign this & share it x
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'Initial inquiries suggested the attack happened in Cator Park at around 8.30pm on Friday, “a time when the park was likely being used by many people from dog walkers to joggers”.' I hope Sabina's death sparks the outrage it merits. Her poor family.
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Times are hard, may I recommend giving @nathanwpyle ’s wonderful Strange Planet a look.
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Really pro the government's lockdown measures, really freaked out by the speed & ease with which police forces are exaggerating the limits on freedoms & acting beyond their brief & official powers.
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V efficient storytelling from the Times homepage
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I love this. Live feeds connecting two cities, strangers communicating without words. Now imagining ocean portals, rainforest portals, mountaintop portals...
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I wrote 99% of this days ago, & things feel even harder & darker now. Changing women's behaviour cannot be the solution to a problem that overwhelmingly starts with men.
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Curfew for men > Telling women to hide because men can't be trusted.
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Thinking about things I believed as a kid would feature more significantly in my adult life — toxic shock syndrome & acid rain are strong contenders, any more for any more?
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I spoke to Senayt & Chris, who've experienced the horror of what's going on in Ethiopia firsthand, for @katiecouric . Senayt, 26, hasn't been able to speak to her family in Tigray for months. Her brother, sister-in-law, & their baby have been arrested.
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Today's fifty and sixty-year-olds turned 18 in the eighties and nineties, a time of Madonna and Depeche Mode, Twin Peaks and bumbags. The Tories' determination to curate an experience for today's youth that bears no resemblance to their own is so wild.
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Hijacking the welcome news that Emile Ratelband's request to legally change his age has been rejected to re-up my piece about his rank comparison with trans people.
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I don't understand how 23-year-olds go into consulting & have a single thing to say. I'm sure lots of them are very smart & useful, but how? (really though if someone knows, please tell me before I lose the whole weekend to this)
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3 years
Imagine the @metpoliceuk response if this was done by any other demographic on any other occasion.
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Urban Pictures
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Bottles thrown as Leicester Square, London, becomes unofficial ‘fan zone’ for thousands of England fans. #ENGITA #EnglandvsItaly #England #ENG #EURO2020
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Just got ID-d buying mincemeat. Them: ID please Me: I don't have it on me, I'm 32 Them: Can you prove that Me: I'm buying mincemeat
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you mean like a........ sail
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Giant kites could pull cargo ships across the ocean – and slash their carbon emissions
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This... looks like a Cillit Bang ad.
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Calgie
3 years
Shaun Bailey is currently launching his London anti-crime/knife plan from a boxing ring
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1. He said he'd never met her. 2. She was a child. 3. How is this relevant to the question of whether he abused her?
@timespolitics
Times Politics
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Prince Andrew has sought to turn the tables on Virginia Giuffre by claiming that in fact she was involved in the “wilful recruitment and trafficking of young girls for sexual abuse”
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What's a cool city in Europe for a four-day break that's not a total faff to get to?
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3 years
Bad news for Scotland and Wales.
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John Graham-Hart
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Thought for the Day
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Why be merely uncomfortable when you can also be in mortal danger
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Why camp by a river when you can camp on one?
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9 times out of 10, 'I need to sort my life out' means 'I need to tidy my room,' doesn't it
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I just received an email from a man who told me that he disagreed with my stance on Julian Assange, explained point by point why I was wrong, & signed off "hang in there." Not only have I never written on Assange, the piece he was referring to was written by a literal man.
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Because MPs shouldn't just be independently rich hobbyists with multiple other jobs.
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Victoria Derbyshire
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“If that money isn’t good enough for a firefighter or nurse, why is good enough for an MP?” Newly-elected Labour MP @NadiaWhittome is donating half her salary to community causes She rejects it's “virtue signalling”
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Adrian Chiles has completed Thursday, you can all go home.
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What if there is a point to university besides getting a job at the end, though? The number of degrees that are *actually* useful in terms of doing jobs later is so limited. & even in those cases where a relevant degree is essential (eg law), theory is so different to practice.
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Rishi Sunak
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Too many students are being sold a university education that won't get them a decent job at the end of it. So I'm cracking down on rip-off degrees and boosting apprenticeships to ensure students get the best deal possible. Widening access. Boosting jobs. Growing the economy.
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@AvaSantina I want to buy Sara a drink
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4 years
CDC Report: Dining out is one of the riskiest possible activities you can do during the pandemic.
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Calories have been available on almost all the food we buy for years & it's not made us thinner, being thinner doesn't equal being healthier anyway, calorie counting is associated with EDs, perhaps putting calories on stuff isn't the magical sticking plaster it's cracked up to be
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4 years
This is the best sort of everybody wins marketing & I look forward to subsidising this decision heavily.
@EveningStandard
The Standard
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M&S to give staff 15 per cent pay rise for hard work during pandemic
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I have banged on about this before, so apologies, but getting beaten up in broad daylight on a street close to two hospitals with cameras all around & multiple witnesses, only to have the police close the case due to "insufficient evidence" days later, pretty much did it for me.
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Michael Martins
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“Nobody is quite sure why Londoners can’t rely on the police anymore” - we watched @edcumming stolen laptop travel to Algiers and @metpoliceuk gaslighting @faisalislam about his stolen bike for starters
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God it'd be nice to have a drink with someone you don't know that well, wouldn't it.
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@NicKeaney @jamessmithPT_ Keen to hear more about how homosexuality stopped being illegal in England, can only assume it happened spontaneously against a backdrop of an ambivalent public.
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The majority of sexual assaults aren't reported to the police. Funny that.
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Imagine if the police came down this hard on sexual predators
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Am I absolute filth for finding the cover of the new Ottolenghi book absolute filth
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5 years
Ever feel tempted, when you’ve been talking to someone over the course of days/weeks & they’re yet to ask a single actual q about you or how you are, to just throw an absurd, false piece of life news out there, like “gotta dash, sub’s about to go down & I’m on periscope duty”
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4 years
When are we finally going to admit that panettone isn't good? It is dry puffy bread with sultanas in.
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3 years
I have some personal news! It's sincere, so please feel free to mute.
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Also, telling women to stay inside on the assumption that that's safe is a bit rich when the vast majority of domestic violence is committed by men towards women.
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4 years
Pret shoots to the top of the list of places we should patronise like crazy when this is over.
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This one is on us 💚
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Also for that to be your priority angle, as opposed to "really sorry to hear how devastatingly awful the last few years have clearly been for you"
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Prince William's claim he's not spoken to his brother since the interview is either really shitty behaviour or simply a lie. Like he's heard racism allegations about his own family and decided it can wait.
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It all brought up so much for me that I’ll spare you now. I am so so glad that I went back to university. It’s been amazing. I am so tired. I can’t wait to catch up with those of you who would like to, now that I am finally (kind of?!) free.
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"A Metropolitan police officer has been revealed as a serial rapist who committed more than 40 attacks, despite the force being told of repeated allegations over two decades that he was a threat to women." The second half of that sentence though.
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2 years
The Polish people queueing at the Ukrainian border with offers of free transport and shelter for refugees are putting a lot of politicians around the world to shame.
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*So* illuminating that people are replying to this as though it's mad, when women are regularly reprimanded for going out alone at night, as though *they're* doing something wrong. Why should women pay the price because men are so much more likely than they are to attack people?
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Women don't need to be more aware of their surroundings. We are aware. Men need to stop attacking women. #SabinaNessa
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For context: this cat doesn’t live here.
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God it's just so rank that the Ghey's should have to spend any of their precious energy dealing with this.
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🚨 BREAK: Brianna Ghey's father has told Sky News that Rishi Sunak should apologise for his "degrading comments". Peter Spooner said the PM's comments in parliament were "absolutely dehumanising". More here:
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Wrote a personal thing - Two years ago, a man beat me up in the street, in daylight. He smashed my face. There were witnesses & cameras. Days later, I got a letter saying the case was closed, citing “insufficient evidence.” I think about it every day now.
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Would be good if we could stop framing having illnesses as fighting battles and recovering from them as moral victories.
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Heartening to see so many awful men express their very public support for the Lionesses, can only assume this means they've totally changed their actual attitude & behaviour toward women for good <3
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Would love to see "I'm a father of daughters" replaced with "I'm a father of sons, better check they're not creeps."
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Ghislaine Maxwell has been found guilty on five out of six counts. Prosecutors say Epstein could not have sexually abused girls as young as 14 without Maxwell serving as his “lady of the house.” This is so important for everyone who was cheated by Epstein's death.
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BREAKING: Jurors say they have reached a verdict in the sex trafficking trial of Ghislaine Maxwell. The British socialite is charged with recruiting and grooming teenage girls to be abused by Jeffrey Epstein.
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"Hi, yes, I'm expecting a violent crash with a cyclist at about 5pm, do you have availability early evening?"
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The Independent
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Patients will have to book slots in A&E by calling ahead first, ministers confirm
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Last week Berlin decided that everyone, irrespective of gender, could swim in its pools topless, because it was the fairest way of doing things. Such straightforward logic implies a straightforward issue. Yet America keeps tying itself in knots over it.
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Ffs has a single person understood the baby swap bit at the beginning of Good Omens, I am at the same point in both book & TV show & honestly I am still nodding along like 22yo me pretending to understand what PAYE meant
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This is devastating. There's so much chat about destigmatising mental illness. But what good is telling people it's "OK to talk," when they are also in desperate need of medical help. Nikki only recently went into hospital (again) because friends raised money for a private clinic
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Big Brother star Nikki Grahame has died
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@RRowanOlive Waking up early (as long as you don't cripple yourself with the pressure of waking up early). I've heard second-hand rehab advice along the lines of "get up before your addiction" & I think it can be useful in a similar way - beat anxiety to the day x
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I just finished a graduate diploma in law at City University. In the last three weeks I’ve done seven 24-hour exams, in each of which I wrote 4,500 words of legal analysis. I finished each exam a few hours early to go to work, so it came to 31,500 words in less than six days.
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Dance like you're the only person in the country for whom life is about to get more relaxing.
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Genuinely true: I once went into work not wearing blusher, which is almost the only makeup I normally wear, & I was sent home ill. When I protested that I felt ok, my boss told me I looked dreadful & not to be a “martyr”
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Megha Mohan
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I didn’t wear make-up on my last report and it did not go unnoticed by Brian who has emailed me 3 times to say I looked ill. Thank you Brian, you’ve inspired me to go make-up free to work today and also the next report. Also I’m not ill 💗
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I fell in love with Agnes the moment I met her. I'd promised myself I'd never fall headlong in friend love again, because it'd be too heartbreaking if it went wrong. But she was irresistible. As soon as I knew her, I couldn't imagine life without her. She was too wonderful.
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jonn elledge
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Agnes Mary Frimston, the love of my life, died Friday night aged just 35. We don't yet know why. She was the kindest, funniest, most beautiful and all round best person I have ever known, and she was adored by pretty much everyone who ever met her. I loved her so, so much.
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The creeping realisation that everything you do aged 30 needs to be exponentially more impressive than what you did aged 20, despite being 500% more tired.
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Little Mix
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Song writing again today. What concepts would you like to hear us sing about? :) jade x
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My face was smashed inside out by a man on a residential street at 3pm. I was at hospital the rest of the day being checked for brain bleeds & brain damage. The swelling was so bad initially that they couldn't tell whether I'd need reconstructive surgery. The police did nothing.
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Georgia O'Brien
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If I see one more comment on Sarah Everard making a "poor decision" to walk home alone at night, I might scream. I was attacked in broad daylight on a bright sunny morning, yards from my front door. Stop focusing on women's choices and start focusing on the men that attack us.
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@gw_emily My point is basically that the onus should be on men, not women, to reduce violence by men towards women.
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8 months
Bit close to home to have housing ministers constantly uprooted without warning
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Marie Le Conte
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oh for the love of all that is holy, can we not keep one (1) housing minister in place for more than 15 minutes
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3 years
Strong "UK anti-lockdown protests in July 2021" vibes.
@TelePolitics
Telegraph Politics
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A small protest has gathered outside Parliament in protest of the Afghan war. The protesters are joined by Jeremy Corbyn, who has long been an ally of the Stop the War Coalition
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3 years
If you are having a hard time at the moment ("if"), I can really recommend catching the sunrise as often as possible.
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2 years
Just left the puppy alone in the flat for the longest time yet & when I got back he just quietly walked over to me, sat down, & leaned his head into my stomach face-down. Now he's going about his usual business, but with one paw on my foot. Anyway I'm never going out again.
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Bf woke up a few hours later than me today, so by the time we said hi I'd worked out, showered, got cracking on work, was feeling pretty boss. Upon seeing me fully dressed, he, jumped to the most obv assumption: "Did you sleep in your clothes?"
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4 years
If an issue you have with the Tories is that they are callous & lack empathy, now probably isn't the time to exhibit those exact qualities.
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3 years
You've gotta hand it to cats.
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Michael Hubank
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The neighbours just put the house up for sale. Couldn't resist checking it out on Zoopla. That's our bloody cat.
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2 years
May I introduce my new shadow
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4 years
I've had family die, dear friends completely debilitated for months or permenantly disabled, & I have seriously ill loved ones unable to access proper care who have become significantly more unwell as a result, so yeah good for you Allison, glad it's passed you by.
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Allison Pearson
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I’ve asked so many people if they know anyone who has had Covid. Hardly anyone. Two people knew someone (not close) who’d died. Without daily news would we even know there was an epidemic?
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If the police presence was in the name of safety why on earth does it look like this.
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2 years
*So* many articles about Olivia Newton-John's death describe her "battle" with cancer. One of the defining characteristics of her approach to her illness was her rejection of the "battle" narrative — which she was extremely public about. The RIP article churn is so impersonal.
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2 years
Keep having more thoughts about Halftime, the latest being: I want to see Shakira's documentary
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2 years
At this rate he'll be lucky if he's PM into 20:30 (sorry)
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Alex Kealy
2 years
10 days ago he gave an interview saying he wanted to be PM into the 2030s
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Holly Thomas
4 years
Whereas your dad said: "when the looting starts, the shooting starts"
@IvankaTrump
Ivanka Trump
4 years
“This is what the Lord said: I have heard your prayer and seen your tears. I will heal you.” 2 Kings 20:5
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3 years
Heartbreaking. Imagine not being believed, & then this.
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Metropolitan Police
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This afternoon the Met were informed by colleagues from @EssexPoliceUK that a body had been found in a pond in #EppingForest . While enquiries to identify the body continue, the family of missing 19-year-old Richard Okorogheye have been informed.
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Staggering work by @clarissaward covering the beatings, whippings & gunfire people must negotiate in order to get to Kabul airport. Keeps cool, keeps asking questions, even as Taliban fighters challenge her team and ask her to cover her face.
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2 years
Does Elon Musk really not understand what "free speech" means, or is it all just gas? Either way, a much cleverer man than Donald Trump is now exploiting very similar weaknesses in systems that are not set up to protect the public.
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1 year
OK fess up, who left their Battle of the Boyne shopping until the last minute again?
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9 months
Since when is Laurance Fox's sex drive the barometer for valid commentary? Everything about this — the weirdly sexual, misogynist language, the lack of engagement with any actual debate, the hyperfocus on Ava's appearance, Dan's giggles in response — is fucking tragic.
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Ava-Santina
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Laurence Fox just did a whole speech on GB News on why men apparently won’t shag me ?
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Holly Thomas
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When I was 11, all the girls in my class were ushered into a room to learn about periods. The boys were kept separate, & presumably told to apply Lynx Africa every 15 minutes while they were awake for the next 7 years. Wrote about why this must change:
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Holly Thomas
4 years
Delighted by the Italians singing out of their balconies, will be absolutely livid if I am kept awake of a night because my neighbours decide now's the time for a team rendition of "don't look back in anger"
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Harvey just accidentally knocked over the TV while he was playing & I wanted to be annoyed with him but he immediately stopped & turned around all worried & gave it a little lick of apology 🥺
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It wasn't even the Met that got him: "Some of the offences took place in London, but most were in Hertfordshire and it was that local force whose investigation led to Carrick’s convictions."
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