Nic Keaney 💀 @NicKeaney Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Nic Keaney 💀

3 years

Never give up! It’s always going to be the easier option but as soon as you do you’ve failed. And how will you post exciting videos like this if you fail?! 💪👀

156

37

265

Last Seen Profiles

@grange85

@plus_riho

@bigcat_mia

@MOMOchillsmoke

@mia_sophia1084

@Safia_Alsnaani

@SoniaVa76430747

@Geomur_

@zYEchii

@Safia_Alsnaani

@stwmaniax

@PontHigh

@stwmaniax

@Anton1Antoro

@373Shawn

@bokeplokalmalam

@meo1_2_3

@itsAussly_

@bokeplokalmalam

@nomakhwenkwe

@OsascoMilGrau

@vertxzy

@mellowhale

@yhizhoning

@KamranNikhad

@bokeplokalmalam

@tigerlilymodel

@VmaniakJ

@nya_Deko

@ClassicSpyChic

@PlayLynny4U

@BinorRaja

@Xlll1010

@senvvovo

@bokeplokalmalam

@KatinkavandeVen

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

4 years

Hi @waitrose , I’ve bought a large Turkey but I’d like to swap it for 12 tubs of ice cream instead. And a bottle of gin. Can I do this in store?

567

5K

79K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

WHY COULDN’T WE FEED THE SCHOOL CHILDREN THEN

Sky News

@SkyNews

3 years

New royal yacht named after Prince Philip to be 'commissioned within weeks', costing as much as £200m

2K

671

3K

280

6K

39K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

Deeply ashamed to live in a country where baby formula and basic household goods are encased in anti-theft packaging. When are we going to address the reason parents are having to steal baby milk and support them instead of criminalising them.

950

3K

25K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

There are men with bigger tits than me walking around soho shirtless and yet if I do the same I get arrested for indecency. What bullshit is that.

738

1K

24K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

9 months

I’m at A&E and the triage nurse is Irish. My partner asks if I recognise him as we’re probably related…💀 I curtly explain that not every irish person knows each-other 🙃 Anyway, turns out I’m wrong and the nurse is, of course, well acquainted with my family in Tipperary 🤡

217

385

20K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Imagine refusing to wear a mask in a pandemic because of your “civil liberties” but forcing women to carry a baby to term “for the good of society”... #Texas

117

2K

17K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

“Craig David is part of the GB Olympic Archery management team, chiefly as the bow selector” #Howling

147

2K

12K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

Imagine spending the pandemic away from your family, risking your life as a nurse to help others and now having to beg for a 1% pay rise from a government who gave a woman a lifetime salary of 115k for 44 days work. Tell me that’s not corruption. But do so with a straight face.

110

2K

12K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

@piersmorgan this you?

90

292

10K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

I just tried to help a very elderly lady cross the road in West Hampstead and she told me to fuck off. The world is healing.

164

339

9K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

The prime minister just said we need to “insist” the Taliban stops producing opium. Will that be a phone call or a strongly worded letter?

758

761

9K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Everyone sees it right? It’s not just me… *calls therapist*

119

445

9K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

I’ve received a message containing screenshots with my hinge dating profile from someone “threatening” to post them. So pls enjoy from my very own account. Happy Saturday.

634

109

8K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

Genuine question. Who is she talking to?

450

139

7K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

Interesting response here from Julia to being reminded of how old one of the women in the Russel Brand sexual assault/rape allegations was… Julia would be a modern day aunt Lydia

164

383

7K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Big “dragging daughter to church to show the neighbours we’re good Christians” energy

The Sun

@TheSun

3 years

Boris Johnson casts his vote for the London mayoral election alongside fiancee Carrie Symonds #Election2021

641

100

612

161

334

6K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Buy a rape alarm🚨 Don’t walk alone at night🚨 Don’t be too drunk🚨 Don’t get into the wrong taxi🚨 How about Don’t follow us home Don’t rape us Don’t kill us Don’t lock us in rooms and torture us

92

827

6K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

4 years

Welcome to life as a woman seeking justice👇🤡

128

499

5K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

Only Londoners will appreciate this but I just managed to get out of bank station in less than 4 minutes. I wasn’t even using a map.

211

94

5K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

Sorry to confirm that the party poopers are right and not drinking alcohol, going to bed early and exercising in the morning has drastically improved my anxiety, energy levels and a lot of my sleeping issues. So sorry.

89

160

5K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

> Spectator chairman = Andrew Neil > GB News chairman = Andrew Neil > GB News fired presenter for taking the knee on air in stand against racism > spectator running below story on @MarcusRashford what a strange coincidence 🕵️‍♀️

Marcus Rashford

@MarcusRashford

3 years

Just heard @spectator are planning to run a story on me tomorrow about how I have benefitted commercially in the last 18 months…To clarify, I don’t need to partner with brands. I partner because I want to progress the work I do off the pitch and…(1)

8K

23K

197K

50

958

5K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

4 years

“wE cAN AGrEe tO dISaGReE” Yes if the subject is pizza toppings. NOT about people’s right to live as the person they are without fear of violence and discrimination.

37

974

5K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Anybody with a penis who impregnates a woman should be fined 10k & must look after the baby alone for the first 7 years. No we don’t care what you think nor how that will impact you. We’re just going to make it law & you’ll be punished if you don’t do it. That’s fair right?

66

382

4K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

The level of trolling here is exceptional. Mayoral even.

12

288

4K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

At what point does this become targeted obsessive harassment. I feel like we’re pretty close now.

Dracu-LINA🧛‍♀️ • لينا

@agirlcalledlina

3 years

This man is a father

802

938

13K

135

232

3K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

I’m glad Maxwell is going to be punished for the damage she inflicted on those young women but we have yet to see any of the men involved face real consequences. Powerful men who trafficked and used teenage girls are out here drinking, dancing (and sweating)

61

535

3K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

Do not do this. Don’t narcissistically hijack someone’s public moment of recognition for their personal achievement and try to usurp it for your own selfish motives. Also, the pressure she is under to say yes in this context is wildly inconsiderate and unfair

51

165

3K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

The other day I joked that the only place left for Laurence Fox to air his misogyny was on Andrew Tate’s channel and lo and behold….

69

242

3K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Hancock’s latest insta story suggests he didn’t know the affair was going to break in the news #matthancock

58

355

3K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

4 years

@Bruce_Ak @waitrose in the Micro-Wavay

7

17

3K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

By the time my case is heard it will have been 5 years since he was first arrested. In that time, the police confirmed that other women have said he assaulted them. The system is broken.

Jess Phillips

@jessphillips

3 years

Today in howling at the moon just seen a young woman who reported her rape at the age of 15, her case may be heard by the end of this year, she is now 19. 4 YEARS!!!! SHE WAS A CHILD.

114

622

5K

28

416

2K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

If you're more upset over @jessphillips including Brianna Ghey in the list of women killed this past year than the fact women are being brutally murdered by men every day then you don't actually care about women.

27

310

2K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

@RishiSunak What are you doing about this?

73

92

2K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

Reader: almost every woman you know has been sexually assaulted, raped or harassed. They may not be telling you when it happens. They may never tell anyone it happened. But it’s happening.

Rosie Holt

@RosieisaHolt

1 year

Newsflash trolls, a lot of us know what we are talking about when it comes to sexual assault.

69

164

3K

28

321

2K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

My mother just asked me if I’d met any nice boys or girls lately. And literally that’s all you have to do parents. It’s not that hard.

21

60

2K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Prime Minister, apparently

Daily Dose

@ddofinternet

3 years

Name a job where you can consistently be wrong and still not lose your job?

5K

323

14K

6

148

2K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

5 months

@beccacaddy I’m so sorry you got this. Whilst the pics are clearly fake, it’s horrifying to see where things are going. Particularly as we know the tech can already create more realistic results so it’s only a matter of time before this is a mainstream scam targeting v vulnerable ppl. Awful

6

27

2K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

WESTMINSTER TESCO IS THE WORST TESCO IN THE WORLD NO COMPETITION

106

70

2K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

4 years

@fionacoleman89 @waitrose I’m going to assume you don’t live in London as the idea that any kitchen has space for a chest freezer is laughable

9

3

2K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

Musk has single-handedly destroyed one of the most valuable news-gathering sources in the world. Some of my most impactful and important sources and stories were found on twitter and that’s been made impossible now because of Musk’s greed.

48

370

2K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

4 years

This Professor was wrongly named as one of the academics consulted by the Race commission for yesterday’s report. How is that even possible? Who exactly did they actually consult?! And why are they adding names of those they didn’t consult to bolster the validity of this report?

Stephen Bourne

@blackpoppies14

4 years

To my horror I named as one of the 'academics & individuals' who was consulted by the Commission on Race & Ethnic Disparities. I wonder how many others were consulted without their knowledge?

541

11K

25K

39

507

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

Women raped in broad daylight but Stephen Fry feels sorry for straight men that we aren’t cruising around looking for sex as much as they are. Maybe that’s because women are in constant danger of being assaulted, anywhere and everywhere, at every time of day-regardless their age.

56

121

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

If I meet my future wife/husband from this I expect @hinge to pay for the wedding frankly

35

4

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Incel Excel 🤝 Incorrectly assuming Something is a date

12

109

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Why do we only care when white women go missing? What happened to Sarah Everard was a tragedy but no more so than what's happened here. Yet coverage on major broadcasters has been sparse.

Police continuing to question man over the killing of Sabina Nessa

The 28-year-old is believed to have been killed as she walked through Cator Park in south-east London at around 8.30 pm on September 17. Police arrested a man a 36-year-old man on September 25 on suspicion of murder and are continuing to question him. He is shown on CCTV walking through Pegler Square, where a vigil, organised by a Kidbrooke community group, was held for Nessa on Friday.

63

264

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Seems to be an interesting correlation between the women Piers targets but I can’t quite put my finger on it 🙃

26

93

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Are you actually kidding me

14

55

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

I was recently diagnosed with “severe ADHD” after undergoing private tests and consultations. #ADHD presents in women v differently to men and whilst I’m not an expert let me thread you some of the things I do that are strong indicators of ADHD that may help you…

57

113

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Just received a target list compiled by the Taliban containing names of people they want to find. Many women, many lawyers, writers, activists. The international community has completely abandoned them. And now the news cycle has moved on they’ll be forgotten #Afghanishtan

28

465

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

@pritipatel @England I’ve been keeping the receipts

16

71

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

4 years

wHY dIDNt yOu gO TO thE pOLicE

3

226

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Police: we don’t have enough officers to attend every incident of indecent exposure Also the police:

Badger Trust

@BadgerTrust

3 years

Today we're delivering our dedicated badger crime training course to @DerbyshireRCT Training the police to recognise the signs of badger crime is a key part of our #StopBadgerCrime campaign. Your 💷 make this possible. THANK YOU. More on this work 👉

13

41

159

50

142

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

I’m pretty sure there’s a different term for “having sex with a child” @LBC

LBC

@LBC

2 years

Serving Met officer charged with having sex with schoolgirl and 12 other child sex offences

317

424

467

24

158

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

Almost every woman I know has had an abortion, including me. Some were raped, one found out they were pregnant after leaving an abusive man, others simply weren’t ready/able to look after a baby. None of those reasons are less valid than the others. Our bodies, our choices.

23

89

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

Just had an altercation with a woman in Pret who called me “a f*cking bobble-headed stick insect” and honestly, I respect the creativity of it.

40

26

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

A man in the hospital emergency room has deliverood himself a MacDonalds. I am in awe.

37

16

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

@RosieisaHolt I get two or three anon man winkle pics a month and the trick is to respond with... '1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war' They tend to not reply after that

32

19

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

4 years

Seriously guys I’m fine. The funny thing about women is we are super f*cking strong. We are not the problem here. Educate young men, respect women even if you don’t know them, don’t laugh at sexist jokes and don’t ask us what we were wearing. Be our ally. #SarahEverard

25

60

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

So apparently it was worth it as I have “severe ADHD” and the psychiatrist doesn’t know “how I’ve functioned so well all these years.” Am def going to do a thread because the convo was both upsetting but v interesting, particularly for women.

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

£660 on an ADHD assessment. I suppose that’s more important than a holiday 🤡

17

2

46

80

17

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

If you had to choose between men and dogs for the rest of your life, what type of dog are you choosing?

158

68

1K

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

@RishiSunak A hospital told a new mother I know that they had to limit the baby formula provided to new parents, as they heavily depend on DONATED formula. Why are the Conservatives-who often wax lyrical about the importance of family- not funding this?

55

47

981

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Current mood

29

26

998

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

Dog

Gavin Thomas

@gavinthomas2015

1 year

Apparently, if you can see two people hugging, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the mountain?

14K

741

7K

37

11

956

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

🎶 Everything you can do we can do bleeding 🩸

13

67

884

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

@MariaDeCotis @RosieisaHolt well look who it is! Big Kyle again. Disgusting relentless man. He must be one of the worst most prolific harassers on this platform

7

14

877

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

However you look at it the government did not care. They were happy to lie to the public and let the elderly die. But what did you expect from a man whose personal life is in absolute disarray, who got fired as a journalist for making quotes up, and oversaw corrupt PPE contracts.

13

158

870

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Why are we using money for another vanity project when there are literally children going hungry. A massive cladding scandal. Underpaid nurses. Etc etc @BorisJohnson @DominicRaab @MattHancock @JakeBerry

31

105

849

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Imagine typing the words 'anti-Britain' from your house on the French Riviera where you live for most of the year.

Femi - REJOIN MARCH SATURDAY 28 SEP

@Femi_Sorry

3 years

Ahh Mr BBC balance himself, Andrew Neil.

411

440

4K

16

68

845

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

Me: I’ve joined Pink News Rosie Duffield:

23

45

800

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

4 years

Morrisons has lost the plot

19

18

787

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

We should get a bank holiday every time a PM is forced to resign

19

91

778

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

4 years

@AyoCaesar Thanks so much. Ngl it’s pretty terrifying to tell people. There’s always that weird sense of embarrassment and shame like it’s your fault but I know that’s wrong. Also so many, “don’t go walking at night” tweets just broke me

19

15

796

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

When I tweeted about what happened to me, hundreds of women DMd to tell me their stories. HUNDREDS. And many of them weren’t walking home. They were at work, or a friend’s house, or teaching. You only hear about 1% in the press but it occurs every single day. We need to do more.

13

73

766

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

Good thing she doesn’t need to know anything about digital media or culture for her government job as *checks notes*

14

100

734

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

@MattPachent It’s the law that someone is allowed to be sexually assaulted or raped when they are 16?

8

2

731

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

🚨Today I join @PinkNews as Managing Editor🚨 As Pink informs, inspires and empowers further into Europe I’ll be reaching out to a lot of my contacts but if you want to get in touch with an editorial/product/collab idea msg me. (Don’t worry-my job doesn’t involve photoshop)

98

14

738

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Toothless organisation setting a precedent for broadcasters like GB News to disseminate fake news and criticise the veracity of mental health issues. @Ofcom is not fit for purpose anymore.

Ofcom

@Ofcom

3 years

Today we’ve concluded our investigation into Piers Morgan’s comments on Good Morning Britain in the wake of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s interview with Oprah Winfrey. Read our decision and the reasons for it here (pdf) ➡️

946

366

2K

28

148

683

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Once upon a time in Hollywood is the worst move I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen all the Twilights

141

14

698

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

I neither need nor want sympathy. I need this government to correct the fact they're not doing enough to protect women with stronger sentencing and faster court processes. They only care when we're murdered but a lot of us were only a decision away from being dead.

6

81

664

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

So you’re telling me a man who doesn’t know how his flat was funded is running the country? Right...ok

Steven Swinford

@Steven_Swinford

3 years

Boris Johnson learned that a Tory donor had funded the refurbishment of the Number 11 flat from media reports in late February, it is claimed Lord Geidt says Boris Johnson was not aware David Brownlow had settled bill - said to be £200,000 - directly with the supplier on Oct 22

1K

808

2K

17

72

665

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

@wallacemc2011 Would you accept that people’s circumstances can change quite drastically? Mortgage rates & energy prices are at an all time high. Do you expect people to factor that in when getting pregnant? And that’s before you take into account accidents, unexpected deaths, job loss etc

40

9

655

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

@agnesfrim Her former partner made a lucky escape here I think

16

3

623

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

Completely unravelled Carole’s uneducated, false arguments

Marina Purkiss

@MarinaPurkiss

1 year

Quite astonishing… The first time I’ve ever been on a show and another panellist has simply refused to engage with me.

4K

5K

25K

15

39

629

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

I’d rather he be sacked for allocating millions of pounds of PPE contracts to his mates but beggars can’t be choosers #matthancock

6

45

614

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

I beg your f pardon

62

21

610

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

So frustrated by job adverts that don’t include salary ranges. You’re wasting applicant time and your own. You will have budgeted for a range based on candidate experience, so include that figure or don’t post the job.

22

32

610

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

A hospital told a new mother I know that they had to limit the baby formula provided to new parents, as they heavily depend on DONATED formula. Why are the Conservatives-who often wax lyrical about the importance of family- not funding this?

49

36

603

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

My time at Twitter is officially over but I'm delighted to announce I'll be joining @PinkNews as Managing Editor in early March. Huge love to all my ex-tweeps, and the friends who have kept me sane during the chaos. We will thrive.

103

6

607

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

One for you @RishiSunak when you’re done talking about dogs, and politicising vulnerable communities…

21

22

562

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

I can sleep easy knowing I’m on the right side of history (aka the one that doesn’t put all its energy into denigrating black female athletes)

36

20

537

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

4 years

@ThanePrince @waitrose I’d rather the gin at this point tbh.

13

0

551

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Anti-abortion MP Jacob Rees-Mogg admits profiting from sale of abortion pills

The Somerset MP is against abortion even in rape cases, but profits from the sale of pills widely used in illegal abortions in Indonesia

www.independent.co.uk

45

242

544

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

1 year

@GBNEWS Is this investigation going to include some of the other allegations against Wooton too?

9

25

543

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

We can now say without doubt that a serving member of the met police kidnapped and raped a young woman. You can tell me 'not all men' all you like but clearly it can be any man. Women are NOT safe. #saraheverard

Fiona Hamilton

@Fhamiltontimes

3 years

BREAKING Wayne Couzens, Met diplomatic protection officer, has pleaded guilty to the rape and kidnap of Sarah Everard. Old Bailey told he accepts responsibility for her killing - he has not been arraigned pending medical reports

14

195

386

18

149

537

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 months

Perhaps it’s sleep deprivation, but seeing a Labour cabinet composed of experienced professionals with genuine, relevant expertise gives me an unfamiliar sensation— whatever the opposite of utter despair is…

UK Prime Minister

@10DowningStreet

3 months

James Timpson OBE @JamesTCobbler has been appointed Minister of State (Minister for Prisons, Parole and Probation) in the Ministry of Justice @MoJGovUK .

2K

3K

34K

15

28

544

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

4 years

My bad for not escaping. I didn’t even think of that

6

2

528

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

4 years

I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble but 2020 ending doesn’t mean Corona ends. You still need to wear a mask tomorrow.

5

50

513

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

2 years

I interrupt people all the time in conversations and end up coming across rude when really I’m afraid I’ll forget my thought

8

7

521

Nic Keaney 💀

@NicKeaney

3 years

Have had a rough few weeks so posting a selfie from when I was happier after inadvertently walking around London dressed like a Handmaid #UnderHisEye Bring on Feb 🙃

54

0

511