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@HockeywthHannah

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hockey prospect writer/player evaluator. words at @BR_OpenIce . social in higher ed. tries hard to love the game. contact at hannahcstuart @gmail . she/her.

Rome, GA
Joined December 2012
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Hannah Stuart
5 years
@SaraCivian if you're gonna burn bridges, burn the right ones and do it deliberately
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I know not everyone agrees but I love Laurie Hernandez's commentary—she's able to switch back and forth between breaking it down for the every 4 years fans and giving more technical details for the more involved fans, and her ENTHUSIASM is what we need here. She loves this sport.
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@MikeDarnay ok but I would do the same
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3 years
fully dare anyone to look me in the eye and tell me simone biles is not the greatest singular athlete of our generation
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Hannah Stuart
7 months
not to be captain buzzkill but integrating betting in this sport to the point that the team account is tweeting about it is a travesty
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Arizona Coyotes
7 months
We need one goal for the tie, @stoolgambling needs four for the Over.
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7 months
whether you're enjoying the jokes or thinking things are getting too conspiracy theory, the takeaway from the kate middleton thing is this: kensington palace went into this assuming the public revered them too unquestioningly to dig into their poor comms practices & were wrong.
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6 years
thoughts and prayers
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3 years
god this is the most sidney crosby shit i've ever seen
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3 months
destiel meme
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🦇Mark Yarm🦇
3 months
If Biden drops out, which outlet do you think will break the news?
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Hannah Stuart
5 months
first the tongue thing and now this, why is this series so horny what the hell is going on
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Emma
5 months
Oh.. 🤩
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
amazing how dave portnoy thinks that gord miller stating that he's against misogyny, racism, xenophobia and other forms of bigotry is "attacking everything [portnoy is] about" they really do always tell on themselves don't they
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
society has moved past the need for the chicago blackhawks
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Hannah Stuart
5 years
ladies if he: • says he knows what goaltender interference is he's not your man, he's a liar
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
lou lamoriello's whole no long hair/no facial hair thing is funny till you think about how it's really just a way for him to exert power over his players for literally no reason and also how it could actually become a legal issue were the nhl more diverse culturally/religion-wise
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
i'm sorry i am happy for the women hired by the blackhawks and i wish them career success but they are being used as a pr shield right now and i hate that
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
if i didn't know who henrik lundqvist was and you told me he was the king of sweden i would believe you i mean look at this shit
@rylanderjohan
Johan Rylander 🇸🇪
3 years
Rösten stockar sig. Tårarna är nära. ”Jag är oerhört tacksam för alla minnen.” @hlundqvist35 är färdig på isen.
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1 year
anyway while people are already pissed at me: the regular season has started and the guys from the 2018 hockey canada assault incident are still on nhl rosters and nothing has been said or done
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8 months
"michael buble high on mushrooms at the nhl all star game draft" is not a mad libs sentence i had on my bingo card for the first day of february 2024
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Hannah Stuart
8 months
the way Luke Combs looks like he just won the lottery bc he gets to perform with Tracy Chapman makes me less annoyed that he covered this song lol
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@HockeywthHannah
Hannah Stuart
1 year
I’m very fucking unhappy with the NHL cowtowing to 7 bigots so like join me in another year of the wrestling match between “I love this sport” and “I hate this league”
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Hannah Stuart
1 year
happy hockey pals
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Hannah Stuart
2 years
just once i would like to see one of the top guys on a hockey team say "i'm playing really well, i don't know what the fuck is wrong with those guys"
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
one of the nhl network studio guys literally just said "in the middle of the game i started thinking, could this canadian team beat an nhl team" and i turned the tv off
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
hockey twitter is never more united than when we are cyberbullying tony deangelo and i think that’s beautiful
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
Deleted my tweet from last night; here's my take after I've slept: What Milbury says here isn't just sexist, it's dangerous. Hockey culture already has enough of a problem re: seeing women as lesser than. Stuff like this is why assault accusations etc aren't taken seriously.
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Alison
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It’s 2020, and yet... 🤯
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
Dave Portnoy is a scumbag of a human and Barstool is trash because their values are precisely the same as his. Leagues & teams that read the most recent reporting & still willingly do business with him/Barstool: thank you for publicly revealing who we already assumed you to be.
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7 years
dear men who tweeted me last night to say there is no market for women's hockey:
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NBC Sports PR
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
really think it's time for Gary Bettman to resign
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
look I dislike Tim Peel's reffing as much as the next gal, but you cannot tell me you're gonna make this man the scapegoat for something every official does just because he was dumb enough to say it out loud
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Hannah Stuart
6 years
so the Bruins traded Seguin for partying too much and Hamilton for...partying too little ok
@HackswithHaggs
Joe Haggerty
6 years
@jtbourne @SWhyno I know one of final straws w/Bruins was a team trip to Vegas after season ended where every player on team went. Except for Dougie & Reilly Smith and they were both gone that offseason. I wouldn't say he was a bad kid at all. Just a combination of too sensitive & too self-focused
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
Michael Phelps saying Katie Ledecky would've "destroyed" him during their training in 2016 and sounding absolutely DELIGHTED about it is making my night
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
How do you watch Kyle Beach break down and say he's sorry to the young man who Aldrich assaulted after him and not just want to burn the NHL to the ground?
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Hannah Stuart
1 year
#lrt people saying "way to post the photo so dermott can get fined" are you......aware that this hockey game is happening in the physical realm, and being broadcast on television, where anyone can see it
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
There’s no reason any senior Blackhawks management who were around in 2010 should be allowed to continue working right now. Suspension until an impartial investigation is concluded is the only course of action.
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
if you are posting *any* sort of identifying information about John Doe in the Blackhawks case please reconsider and delete it.
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
really glad Toews is okay; really side-eying Blackhawks PR for the timing of releasing this news
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Hannah Stuart
3 months
Jacob Trouba wasn't quiet about Kelly's residency being why he signed in New York so I'm really not sure why all of you are acting like he's some soulless demon for not wanting to leave the Rangers. grow up.
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@HockeywthHannah
Hannah Stuart
11 months
If you’re calling what happened to Adam Johnson intentional/saying it’s “anti white terrorism”, log off and throw your phone in the sea. What I’m seeing directed at the player who accidentally cut Johnson is absolutely disgusting. Please report any video you see of the incident.
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@HockeywthHannah
Hannah Stuart
6 months
playing in the nhl is a privilege and not a right, and you are not entitled to it, and if you cannot somehow keep yourself from committing sex crimes I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say you don’t deserve that privilege ✌🏼
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
us: getting ready for the holidays omicron:
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Hannah Stuart
7 months
if this is a stunt, well played 🫡 if it is not a stunt, amazing pivot by the Pens creative team in a frustrating situation
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Hannah Stuart
6 years
Time for my annual WJC reminder: these are kids playing in this tournament. Kids who have the weight of a nation put on their shoulders. They can see your comments, & so can their families. Follow my Memaw’s advice: if you don’t have anything nice to say...
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
i know it's corny as hell but i love when guys sign one-day NHL contracts to retire with a specific team, that just gets me in my sentimental heart
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
how many people have to die before hockey culture stops championing playing through pain
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Hannah Stuart
1 year
personally i think that no team should sign patrick kane
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
excuse me @penguins @Capitals if they are quarantined in the same hotel would it be possible to make them reenact this
@Pixburgher66
Erin
4 years
@HockeywthHannah CAN WE GET A REMAKE OF THAT OLD COMMERCIAL THO?!?
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
i like that this headline implies the tortoises also work for the canucks
@NHLdotcom
NHL.com
4 years
Important Update: @Holts170 and the family tortoises have crossed the U.S.-Canada border safely and legally and can get to work for the @Canucks .
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Hannah Stuart
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the dems finally realizing they can campaign on “get a load of these freaks” is fascinating to watch unfold in real time, just a constant heightening of the “these guys are so weird” vibe
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Hannah Stuart
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@oldenoughtosay main thought tho is like, oh they CAN shut the media up
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Hannah Stuart
5 years
roses are red violets are blue kassian kicked cernak with his knife shoe
@SBNation
SB Nation
5 years
Roses are red Violets are blue Quote this with a sports poem And we might retweet you
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Hannah Stuart
1 year
if you are saying a female coach on the bench during a preseason game is going to make an NHL team *leave the league* I need you to turn off your phone, go outside, and get a real problem
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Hannah Stuart
6 months
I gotta do everything myself
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@fakehockeyteam
Victoria
6 months
This thread begets the question: what is THE sluttiest hockey pic (bloody or not bloody) of all time?
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Hannah Stuart
3 months
oh so when i write fanfiction it's "bad" but when men on hockey twitter write fanfiction about how a captain they hate and have no insider connection to has lost the room it's just "smart discussion"
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
🎶 does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes 🎶
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Hannah Stuart
5 years
I can name you at LEAST five women right now who are better hockey players than, conservatively, a fifth of the NHL
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Hannah Stuart
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@oldenoughtosay god this is exactly my kind of petty
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Hannah Stuart
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because she knows he is the wag in that relationship 💅🏼
@virtuemoired
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who could the only girl without the wag jacket be???
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Hannah Stuart
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i am still sitting with "hockey canada uses money from registration fees to create a fund that pays out settlements for sexual assaults" and i don't think i'm going to be over that basically ever
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Hannah Stuart
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tw #rape // what I am going to remember about Patrick Kane’s hockey career is this: the way the allegations were handled by the Blackhawks and the way the survivor was talked about by everyone involved was the reason I stopped pursuing team jobs
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Hannah Stuart
6 years
that is Draco Malfoy
@PierreVLeBrun
Pierre LeBrun
6 years
Mr. Calder is here.
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
my sexuality is hockey players embarrassing tony deangelo
@DimFilipovic
Dimitri Filipovic
4 years
I can't stop laughing
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
please keep in mind that there is literally nothing else Bear could've said without being labeled as the problem
@ice_chip
Chip Alexander
3 years
Ethan Bear says Tony DeAngelo texted him yesterday. Says he has no concerns. "Never judge a book by its cover. Everybody deserves a second chance."
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Hannah Stuart
6 months
tw sexual assault what price was that again frank? the price of uhhhhh getting drafted in the first round, signing an nhl contract and making his nhl debut? fuck off with this
@frank_seravalli
Frank Seravalli
6 months
Logan Mailloux is writing another chapter in his story tonight at Bell Centre. Personal opinion: We're overeager as a society to throw away the key sometimes. Especially with 17-year-olds who make awful decisions. Horrible choices. There is no minimizing that. He's paid a real
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Hannah Stuart
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why do all NHL jersey mannequins look like Eric Staal
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Steve Carp
7 years
There it is.
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Hannah Stuart
5 years
As a women's hockey fan, I'm obviously sad that this could mean no games this year. But as a fan of *the people playing women's hockey*, I'm so proud. Go get it.
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Hannah Stuart
2 years
that comment about hilary knight "not being used to a monster like hellebuyck in the net" was so unnecessary
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Hannah Stuart
2 years
i think this may be a controversial hockey opinion but like: teams that have incredibly good regular seasons are allowed to be proud of those seasons rather than prostrate themselves at the altar of the hockey gods if they don't win the cup
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
Something about 'a lot of us were focused on just playing hockey' is getting me. Because it's admitting Toews tuned it out, when really as someone in a leadership position it's his job to be aware of/pay attention to the situations around him.
@MarkLazerus
Mark Lazerus
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Toews: "We wish we could have done something differently, myself included. My heart goes out to Kyle for what he dealt with. Wish I could have done something. It's not an excuse looking back, but the truth is a lot of us were focused on just playing hockey."
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
stripping a player of the captaincy, publicly, when you know that player is never going to play for you again is straight up spiteful.
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Hannah Stuart
6 months
he doesn’t want an official farewell tour because if people are following him around w cameras for content he can’t devise the most unhinged pranks known to man
@jessi_pierce
Jessi Pierce
6 months
I asked Fleury if he's ready for an official farewell tour next season: “No, I don’t need more attention. Just want to go play and try to win some games. At least I won’t have the same questions, is this it? Is this your last year? So we’re clear on that so that’ll be good.” 😂
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Hannah Stuart
5 months
imagine saying society has fallen because women are rightfully upset an nhl coach made a sexist remark lol like have a snickers or something man
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
my dad the former federal agent said the nhl is only opening an investigation into ekane because throwing games because you bet on it is a federal crime and if they didn't they'd be complicit and like. that shit holds up.
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@HockeywthHannah
Hannah Stuart
5 years
Yes! Congratulations to anyone in Raleigh who wasn't already following the Hurricanes, and has discovered how great their hockey team is. Congratulations, too, to the longstanding Caniacs who welcomed new fans with open arms & tailgate invites. It's a great community down there.
@Sid_Seixeiro
Sid Seixeiro
5 years
Carolina Hurricanes advance to the Conference Final. Congrats to all those long suffering hockey fans in Raleigh who’ve been following this team for the past two months.
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the funniest thing about hockey fights to me is the ones where, after the fight is over, both guys are like "ya that was a nice one good job bud"
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
I hope that everyone seeing people speak out against Nardini/Barstool re: that video understands the danger the video has potentially put NWHL staff and reporters in. Barstool's fanbase makes harassment of those who disagree a competitive sport.
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
also, DeAngelo shouldn't be on waivers. he should be on unconditional waivers for the Rangers to terminate his contract. obviously that won't happen, but that should be the response to consistent racist mistreatment of a teammate.
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Hannah Stuart
5 years
no men on the panel asked Hilary Knight about professional women's hockey so she brought it up her damn self
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Hannah Stuart
6 years
"the NHL is supporting women's hockey!"
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
whole lotta men out here with oakley sunglasses in their profile picture saying Marie-Philip Poulin couldn't last in the ECHL because she would "get blown up with one open-ice hit and never come back" bucko when was the last time you lifted anything other than a two-four
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Hannah Stuart
8 years
RIP USA Hockey, murdered by Phil Kessel on this date, 9/20/16.
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Hannah Stuart
2 months
like at the end of the day this is where I remain. The work Bowman did was important to make amends in life in general. It does not mean he’s equipped to run an NHL organization again.
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Hannah Stuart
2 months
Very real harm was done because of decisions Bowman made. I can understand that he has apparently done real work in this area. That shouldn’t mean an automatic ticket back to the NHL. We’ve gotta do better than this.
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Hannah Stuart
1 year
personally if I were a hockey team I would not choose for my captain a player removed from a past team for racist bullying of his teammate but maybe I just don’t know enough about leadership
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
if 90% of players talk this way 90% of players should lose their jobs, sorry
@daplaintruth
The Way it is
4 years
@hemjhaveri Look, 90% of players in the NHL talk this way in the dressing room, you can’t handle this, you couldn’t come close to dealing with what never gets out 😂😂
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
just a little disclaimer that anything pro-usa on my twitter timeline from last night should not be construed as anything other than thoughts on a hockey game lmao this country is bad and embarrassing
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
tw #sexualassault // i can't get over the fact that the blackhawks team psych told the player it was his fault. i don't know who you are, john doe (don't anyone dare speculate in my mentions, i swear to god) but i hope you have a good therapist who tells you often that it isn't.
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Hannah Stuart
2 years
anyway again i ask: why is hockey canada being allowed to participate in next month's world juniors do not say "they're hosting" i literally do not care
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Hannah Stuart
7 months
anyway it’s always fuck Patrick Kane hours sorry I don’t feel the need to celebrate a rapist
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Hannah Stuart
5 months
men are far too dramatic to be allowed to watch sports
@citchmook
Avalanche Forever
5 months
@clahanna There is nothing offensive about what Jon Cooper said. Society has fallen.
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
i for one am proud of the arizona coyotes' anti-landlord stance
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
wild how an equipment company seems to be doing more than the nhl
@BauerHockey
BAUER Hockey
3 years
We are committed to breaking the silence. We will provide a communication channel where players and families can speak up, be heard, connect to resources, and receive support – all in a safe environment. Please stay tuned for more information.
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Hannah Stuart
7 months
i just find this extremely interesting because william and kate were SO well insulated when harry and meghan were the main targets and now they're like well why are these goddamn leopards eating MY face
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Hannah Stuart
7 months
whether you're enjoying the jokes or thinking things are getting too conspiracy theory, the takeaway from the kate middleton thing is this: kensington palace went into this assuming the public revered them too unquestioningly to dig into their poor comms practices & were wrong.
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Hannah Stuart
6 years
He also basically sobbed and didn't leave the bench after the teams went to their dressing rooms. Let's stop policing what these kids are allowed to feel in what had to be an awful moment.
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
"they're young healthy athletes, it won't affect them" eat me
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Hannah Stuart
3 years
when a prospect is a bust it's often the team's fault
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Hannah Stuart
6 years
@NHLBlinn can we replace pierre WITH kendall?
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Hannah Stuart
2 years
whomst the fuck is team 33
@SEllisHockey
Steven Ellis
2 years
The scouts in Toronto tonight, for those who like that stuff.
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
i swear if y'all grind the personality out of this kid i will have my revenge
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NHL
4 years
Can't wait to see Quinton Byfield's NHL fits. 👀 (📷 @byfield55 )
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Hannah Stuart
4 years
a poem for nhl owners: roses are red violets are blue playing this season of hockey is gonna kill someone i hope you know that’s on you
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Hannah Stuart
6 years
also I officially want Kendall Coyne Schofield to replace Pierre on all future Wednesday night games, thank you
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Hannah Stuart
2 months
Lamoriello’s hair and facial hair policy isn’t about team-building or professionalism it’s about finding some way to make hazing behavior accepted and y’all all know it
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Hannah Stuart
6 years
I called out one racist meme about Auston Matthews. It’s really not that deep, my guy.
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