American badgers look like they're about to drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you to demand money for their meth habit.
European badgers look like they're about to invite you over for a cup of tea and some custard creams at their little cottage in the countryside.
Samus is 6'3 / 190cm.
Princess Peach is 6'1" / 185cm.
Rosalina is 7'5" / 226cm.
Cynthia is 5'11" / 180cm.
Corrin is 6'4" / 193cm.
Twintelle is 5'10" / 178cm.
Bayonetta is 8'2" / 249cm. (!!!)
Nintendo's games are full of tall, strong women, and I am extremely here for it.
Fun Fact:
The UK government will use the courts to erase you from existence if you say the true name of the soldier attributed to massacring multiple unarmed protesters at Derry, N.Ireland in 1972 on what came to be known as 'Bloody Sunday'.
mother: "I had my booster today."
me: "That's good."
mother: "Moderna. Is that the one developed by a furry?"
me: "... yes. ๐ฌ"
mother: "Does that mean I'm going to wake up as a fox? I'd rather be an eagle, but I'll take what I can get."
Still find it very funny that in Aria of Sorrow, Soma isn't King Arthur and so can't pull Excalibur out of the stone.
However, he has superhuman strength so he just uses the sword with a massive chunk of the surrounding rock still attached to it.
*gordon ramsay sips a glass of water*
"bland, soggy, tasteless... disgusting... waiter, what's this floating around in it?"
"that's ice"
"is it fresh?"
"it's frozen"
"bloody hell"
Walking through the Metaverse as my huge, fat cow girl VRChat avatar, knocking thousands of dollars of non-fungible wine off the shelves with my doorsplitting hips. Mark Zuckerberg is crying. Facebook market value has plummeted 65% in the last fifteen minutes. MetaObama is there.
Holy Shit. Elon Musk just popped into a Twitter Spaces chat with a bunch of journalists. He was called out by journalist Drew Harrell, who he banned, for lying about posting links to his private information, then leaves almost immediately after being pressed. Here is the exchange
speedrunner: ok so I'm gonna name my savefile "xX_BongLord420_Xx"
me: lmfao what a loser
speedrunner, two hours later: okay, so now, because I called myself "xX_BongLord420_Xx" I can cause a memory corruption by rubbing this wall and skip the entire level
me: a-WHUH??!?!?!?!?!
"so many kids are becoming trans now. it is like an epidemic."
NHS figures show that the trans rate has not increased, trans folk are merely coming forward earlier in life.
In 1990, the average age of presentation was 45.
Circa the 2018 UKGov National LGBT Survey, it is now 23.
Stage 1: "oh, a friend decided to leave the fandom"
Stage 2: "theyโฆ didn't say goodbye"
Stage 3: "they believed online relationships aren't real relationships"
Stage 4: "โฆthey had over $7000 in unfinished commissions and have closed off all forms of contact"
Stage 5: ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
Dark Souls 2 is the worst game in the series because of how terrifyingly scary this ambush is.
! ! ! DO NOT WATCH IF YOU HAVE A NERVOUS TEMPERAMENT ! ! !
me: sylveon is trans
them: you take that back
me: never, sylveon is trans
them: *beating me in the face with a ball peen hammer* TAKE IT BACK
me: fuck you, sylveon *spits tooth out* is trans AND GAY
you: omg i LOVE the British accent, it's so hot ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐
me: OYE DROVE MEY TRA'ER THROUGH YUR 'AYSTACK LAHS' NOIGHT [OOH ARR OHH ARR] OYE THREW ME PITCHFORK AT YER DOHG TO KEEP KWOIGHT [OOH ARR OOH ARR]
Depression culture is knowing you should eat, having less-than zero motivation to prepare anything, and so you just eat a family-size bag of kettle chips in one sitting and call that a meal.
Already seen full colour art of Elephant Mario and the first reply to the tweet was along the lines of 'wow it's super cool you drew this in under half an hour, how's my commission from last year going?' BRUH ๐ฌ
Just because you don't like a specific trans person doesn't mean you should misgender them. I see it happen so often; someone gets beef and then starts using incorrect pronouns.
It sends the message that our identity is only respected by you when you deem that we've 'earned' it.
38 y/o furry with 25,000 followers, for some reason: uhm i think that maybe uhm we should not be mean to trump because he is feeling poorly >////< ;w;
19 y/o furry with 12 followers: Expunge the weak liberal notion that we are non-violent creatures. Bash the fash with a crowbar.
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
It's perfect weather for a nice soak in the hot tub! โจ๐ฆ๐ฒโจ
Yeah, uh... they don't really make hot tubs in Hiro's size, as
@ShiroSirius
has learned the hard way... ๐จ
//
(๐จ -
@Gillpanda
! ๐ Thanks so much!)
CW:
#fatfur
๐
//
Make sure your Vaporeon is well-fed so they can grow up big and strong!!
okay maybe not *that* well-fed
//
๐จ -
@geck0mania
! Wonderful rendition of my Vap, Maki! ๐
*notice coworker is walking around the centre in their socks*
"Hey, [coworker], you should get some programming socks."
"I'M NOT A FOX GIRL YOU FUCKING FURRY"
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Your robot boyfriend gets really nervous whenever you put your hands in front of your eyes because his facial recognition completely loses tracking and he thinks you've suddenly turned invisible.
Please, for heaven's sake, do not internalise the idea that another furry having the same fetish as you immediately means they are good friend material and are going to be your buddy.
Kinks or hot art are not suitable or sustainable substitutes for personality.
a rich person: mmm, this gold-plated quadruple chocolate souffle is divine
Jamie Oliver: Understandable, have a great day.
a poor person: i like the taste of Fanta :)
Jamie Oliver, immediately: HOOOOUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Have decided that """sleep""" is a narcotic created by the Corrupt Liberal Media to induce Sissification TF on the True Patriots (like me) who fight for our country. I will be reducing my levels until I am completely """sleep""" free.
Break The Conditioningโข
โ NO SNOOZING!! โ
VRChat guy with an anime avatar said 'yiff in hell, furfag' to a guy with a protogen avatar, protogen said 'ok boomer, very 2006 of you' and votekicked him, lmaoooooo
Gamersโข getting angry about this because they think they need not-so-low-key racism in their games for them to be enjoyable (and don't have the imaginative foresight to envision their future in the broad, fluffy arms of a soft, gentle, himbo gnoll bf).
A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK BECAUSE, FOR SOME REASON, THIS IS STILL APPARENTLY A CONTROVERSIAL ISSUE IN THE FANDOM:
ฮถ IS ANIMAL ABUSE.
ฮถ IS ANIMAL ABUSE.
ฮถ IS ANIMAL ABUSE.
ฮถ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐.
Honestly, even without owing silly amounts in unfinished work or making some headass statement about online relationships not being real, just 'leaving the fandom' and dropping all the friends you've made without even saying goodbye rubs me up the wrong way.
They never gave us a way to memorialise accounts like we asked, so I guess several deceased friends are just going to disappear from this platform next week for... 'reasons'? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Russia, a country that definitely doesn't have anything more important on its mind at the moment, just banned Rimworld, Apex Legends, Fallout: New Vegas, The Sims, and Life Is Strange because the government believes them to be 'LGBT propaganda'.
Pretty sure your second chance was when you decided to keep filming and laugh on camera.
Your third chance was spending the hours editing the video.
Your fourth chance was deciding whether or not to post it.
Your fifth was monetising your apology video.
โ(โ๏ฝ` )โ
Y-You realise... it t-t-takes longer t-to... type l-l-like this to m-me...? >///<;;;;;
Stop type-stuttering in normal conversation. All I said was 'how is your day going'. I'm not going to fuck you.